#crookedteethed thoughts

[crookedteethed]

18+ Thinking about giving Eddie head while Wayne's giving him a talking to.

Eddie shuts his eyes tight and lets out a long exasperated sigh as he feels your dainty hand grip the base of his cock. Your eager mouth, which had been planting delicate kisses around the supple skin of his thighs to the happy trail of his stomach, finally makes there way to his eager cock.

Wayne thinks he has an attitude, which resulted in Wayne telling Eddie:

"You keep huffin' and puffin' like that and you'll end up without a roof under your head, boy, you hear me?"

By Wayne's serious tone and stern demeanor, you would think Eddie had called him every swear word out of the book and then some, but really, Eddie hadn't said a word to Wayne from now until Wayne first angrily stomped into the trailer door shouting Eddie's name; telling Eddie that he has to take on more responsibility in the house other than sitting at home and playing his guitar all day (and having sex with his girlfriend, which he'd been doing all day).

Adults have this way of thinking (especially during lectures) where they can't differentiate the chasm between silence and having an "attitude."

Eddie knew he couldn't say anything to Wayne. Fermenting saliva had been collecting in his mouth since he first felt your hands tugging on the elastic of his sweatpants. Wayne would kick him out if drool spilled from his mouth when Eddie went to speak.

A glob of your spit coax Eddie's cock. You begin rimming your tongue around Eddie's mushroom-shaped tip, licking and sucking whatever pre-cum is leaking from his hole, occasionally taking long, bold strides from his base and back to his tip.

"I--" Eddie begins, but he's cut off when he feels your plump lips wrap around his tip and start sucking him gently. He splurges himself in the mixture of warmth and moisture coming from your mouth. He melts into the hollowness of your cheeks and the swivel of your tongue.

You splurge yourself at the effects you hold over him. Though you feel bad, not wanting to get the boy in any more trouble than he's already in.

Eddie grips his fist at the mound of pillows and blankets that conveniently covers his entire lower half.

Wayne notices and says, "I hope you're not trying to hold back a fist."

What Eddie was trying to do was hold back a moan.

"No--Wayne--I." His voice comes out in deprived little fragments-- like a scratched disc.

"Well, what?" Wayne says, agitated.

You get ballsy and attempt to deep-throat him; as you inch his swollen length closer and closer to the back of your throat, Eddie feels that particular spot where his glans slip past your tonsils, and he feels the gushes of your saliva caused by him pooling around your mouth.

"Fuck." Eddie says, almost in a whisper.

"What did you say, boy?" Wayne urges. "Nothing."

You try your best not to make any sounds, tears streaming down your cheeks from holding back, but when Eddie slightly bucks his hips up, you find yourself gagging around his length. Eddie covers the delicious sound of you sputtering with a fake cough.

It was an intense feeling of worship for Eddie, and he needed to get Wayne off his case so he could at least witness you taking his cum down your throat.

"Look, Wayne." He pauses. "I'll do more work around the house. I can--grunts—even pick up a few more shifts at the hideout, if you'll like."

Eddie doesn't know how he got through all that without blowing his cover, but he was hoping he wouldn't have to go through that again and praying that Wayne would just leave.

Wayne stays silent--not for too long, but long enough to make Eddie think he had blown his cover, and Wayne knew that his nephew was getting blown under his covers.

But with a simple nod and a "ok." (Wayne didn't need much convincing), Eddie could forget his worrying (accompanied by the excitement that came from worrying).

Wayne finds himself standing at the door of Eddie's room. Before leaving for work, he asks Eddie if he's sick or something.

"You're sweatin' buckets and you're coughin' a lot." Wayne states.

You bring yourself back to the tip of Eddie's cock and, in a bobbing motion, bring yourself down back to his base; at this point, all Eddie could do was nod his head and let out a shaky "un hun."

When Wayne announces he's leaving and you both hear the trailer's front door shut, you pull the covers over your head.

You pull him out of your mouth to catch your breath; saliva drips from your mouth onto your chin, tears prickling the corners of your eyes, and those lips, those puffy red lips, twisting into an alluring smile.

"You think that's funny, don't you? Blowing me in front of my uncle?"

"Oh, please, you enjoyed it." You tease.

And you were right; he did enjoy it, the excitement bubbling down in his stomach at the thought of getting caught. That's why every time you were at his trailer, and you two were having sex, Eddie made sure to leave his bedroom door wide open and have his windows just cracked; then he'd have his music blaring loud so he couldn't hear anyone if they were to walk in.

[soundinthesignals]

Check out our interview with Tyson of @crookedteethrock ahead of the release of new song, “Hallelujah (Wish I Never Knew Ya)”, which is out today. We discussed the writing and recording process, lyrical inspiration, how he hopes listeners connect to the song, musical influences, his thoughts on how Travis Barker has been able to “redefine rock music in the pop world”, and more @ soundinthesignals.com #crookedteeth #crookedteethrock #music #newmusic #soundinthesignals #blink182 #boxcarracer #poppunk #punk #emo #alternative #hiphop #travisbarker https://www.instagram.com/p/CShWN-WAlZI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[creativeclone]

Just when you thought history couldn’t get weirder! In June 1815, after 25 years of war in Europe, Napoleon was defeated at the Battle of Waterloo and the lifeless bodies of some 50,000 soldiers from both sides remained on the battlefield. Most of these soldiers were young and healthy (synonymous with healthy teeth) and had their teeth pulled out before burying them. Casualties were high, but for a group of people this was cause for celebration. It was the dentists who were about to benefit from the great dental bonanza. In the early 19th century, patients with a lot of money but few teeth were willing to pay large sums for a good set of dentures. The best ones were made with first-rate human teeth. For the most part, demand for used incisors far outstripped supply, but wars helped to make up for the deficit. Waterloo's windfall provided enough to send supplies across Europe and even across the Atlantic. Most of the dental pieces went to the ′English market ", so this type of prosthesis was named ′Waterloo Teeth′ (Waterloo Teeth)., regardless of its origin. At the time, it was considered a luxury to carry a 'Waterloo Teeth.' #cosmeticdentist #compositebonding toothcoloredrestorations #aligners # #malocclusions #invisiblebraces #scalingandrootplaning #prophylaxis #yellowteeth #brokentooth #stainedteeth #crookedteeth #painlessdentistry #dentistdubai #teetcleaning #whiteteeth #teethwhitening #teethcleaning #teethwhiteningkit #teeth #bestdentistindubai  #aligners #crookedteeth #teethbrushing #blackteeth #smokerstainsbegone (at Jumeirah 2,Al Wsel Road Dubai,United Arab Emirates) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQTVr0hpJCK/?utm_medium=tumblr

[colorblindthecollab]

Y'all know who this guy is, right? Freddie refused to fix his crooked teeth because he thought the fix would change his singing voice. #inktober2017day8 #inktober2017 #inktober #crooked #freddiemercury #queen #crookedteeth #myhero #ink #drawing #deannaburkeart #artoftheday #artistoninstagram #illustration #blackandwhite

[indirect-crayon]

Not totally happy with this one. Wolf mouths are not something I generally draw, so it was definitely a challenge for me. But the prompts today were "crooked" and "werewolf." So this is a werewolf with crooked teeth! I thought about interpreting "crooked" to mean corrupt and do a werewolf mob boss or something but I thought I would push myself and try to work on drawing a snarling werewolf instead. Feel free to draw your own werewolf gangster though XD . . . . #instaart #dailyart #daily #dailyillustration #artofvisuals #art #artoftheday #instadaily #drawing #draw #ink #pen #Inktober #inktober2017 #werewolf #crooked #crookedteeth #drawingprompt #sketchbook #sketch #sketching #inking #wsanthology #waywardsisters #practice #pushyourself #experiment #practicemakesperfect

[torontojoker]

Swipe! Another day out as Joaquin. Can’t wait to get the full suit down and some footage shot. Photoshoot to come soon. Here are some snaps. Slap on a happy grin. Go check out my YouTube videos. What do you think? Theory and thoughts videos coming soon. #jokertrailer #fanedit #laughing #putonahappyface #crookedteeth #joker https://www.instagram.com/p/BxWFf1yj1pf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ukkadtssnf2o

[dravencorday]

Hey! It's been awhile & I've been pretty quiet if it seems like I've been MIA it's nothing personal. I've been sick since October & my entire GI system hates me. Some days I literally have no appetite, some days I can eat like nothing's wrong, some days I'm so nauseous most all scents/sounds cause me to be violently I'll. I was literally almost almost admitted for starvation because I dropped so much weight & was subsisting on Pedialyte, ensure & apple sauce, but the fear of incurring more medical debt made my white knuckle it as I thought *whatever* had run it's course.... nope I was wrong. My energy has been low, my blood sugar keeps dropping with no warning, sometimes eating induces a weird reaction I get goosebumps, then over heated but freezing. I've been in&out of urgent care. I've been struggling to find a GI specialist who is both accepting new patients & my insurance. Sometimes I just so worn out & frustrated & cry & wish I never left Philly cause my medical was so much easier to navigate. I've also been dizzy to the point I fell while transferring causing a hairline wrist fracture that has since healed. I've managed to have some really awesome days even when they best I can do is feel 70%. But it's finally taken it's toll on my mood as a whole as I've realized I'm constantly irritated/agitated etc (like road rage when ppl walk way to slow & take up the entire side walk, when all the pedestrian lights seem to just be a psych exam on patience cause they never change or seem to take exeedingly long, blocked curb cuts because sidewalks are closed.) I've lost my mojo like I have a ton of stuff I want to do or have to do, but I've just got very little get up & go. I have a box of Christmas goodies that literally exhausts me just looking at it. It's also a little difficult to plan to attend certain stuff like events like concerts cause Idk what my health will allow the day of- part of the reason I've held off on getting concert tix for Papa Roach's #CrookedTeeth tour with ADTR & others or Dorothy in Feb. Before all this acutely kicked my ass I was always adventuring (I think my last adventure was November stopping at 2 malls to buy Lego Women of NASA.) I could problably begin taking 2 meds to help with no mojo but I'm leery about introducing anything else until what I'm dealing with. I've been intentionally keeping all this negative nelly stuff off social media for the most part (sometimes I do post things & it helps to give a loose time line) but I thought those near & dear to me deserved an explanation

[commander-juniorer]

Here's today's pic for inktober. Today's theme was "Crooked," so I thought of ugly teeth. I named this piece "Crooked Teeth." Hope you guys like! #inktober2017 #inktober #teerh #crooked #crookedteeth #ugly #inking #traditionalart #originalart (at Hayward, California)

[crookedteethed]

18+ Thinking about how the Rafe's would react to reader telling him she’s pregnant.

Season one Rafe would first definitely act like he doesn't remember sleeping with you, especially if you tell him while you're both at a party and all his friends are around, and he's got a cocaine nose job and he thinks everything's funny. You both know that this is a lie because the night you two had sex--straight up fucked--your cunt had Rafe totally whipped. He was coming back for more ( 4 more times, to be exact. Late nights on his boat, in secluded areas on the beach.).

Afterward, whenever you two would see each other on the island, you'd catch him staring at you; he caught himself trying to see if he could spot your baby bump; he'd totally deny this, though. When Topper goes to ask whose the chick he'd been staring down, Rafe would say:

"That's the slut that claims she's having my baby, but it ain't mine."

Season two Rafe would straight up tell you to abort it, and if you didn't listen to him the first time, he'd ask you if you wanted him to abort it for you. Also, I feel like he would go into a frenzy/have a panic attack when three months pass, and he sees you kept the baby. So now he has to explain to his father that he was the dope that got a chick pregnant during a one-night stand. But instead of taking the anger out on you, the baby, or even the pogues, he'd take it out on himself and go on a seven-day party bender.

Season three Rafe would like the idea of being a father and starting a family, especially with you, because you're the first girl he's been with for seven consecutive months (that's a lifetime for Rafe). He would get himself excited about the thought of having a baby (he hopes a boy) so he could officially embody the role of being the "Man of the house." (having a baby to Rafe is like an accessory to him.) He'd take the opportunity to raise his child differently than Ward had raised him, and then he'd show Ward how his offspring became such an outstanding person—something Ward could never do.

During your pregnancy, you both get yourselves excited about baby shopping and coming up with baby names; you and Rafe would also start thinking about marriage, I feel like he'd become more of a tits guy than an ass guy because of how plump your breast got, and I also feel like he would develop a slight breeding kink too during this time, touching and kissing your round belly whenever you two made love, knowing he's the one responsible for making you look like this.

But when the baby comes (It's a pretty little girl--he wanted a boy, but a girl would do. His logic: Girls are boys without a dick. He'd just have to make sure his little girl doesn't turn out such a pogue slut like his sister, Sarah.) Rafe realizes that he doesn't want to be a father anymore. It's too restrictive and time-consuming. How many years does he have to do this? 18?!

Honorable mentions: In each season, the word would spread to Ward, and whether or not Rafe wanted to keep the baby, Ward would force Rafe to take responsibility. "Take responsibility" in a Ward Cameron way; He'd bride you and your family. He is giving you all the desired amount of cash to either get an abortion or move away (or both) because he wouldn't want to ruin the Cameron image. Lord knows how the island would see his family if his bastard son gave birth to a bastard child.

[crookedteethed]

So based on the fic you did of rafe and reader wearing a short skirt abd him making her cry,what would he do if she develops an ed?

(the fic in question, here)

I feel like canon Rafe would be too proud to apologize or even admit that he'd even contributed to giving you an ED--it doesn't even register to him that he's the wrong one in the situation until you bring it up and tell him precisely what he'd done wrong. But even then, he'll probably give you a half-ass sorry that doesn't even seem sincere. 

Deep down, the boy does feel like shit, though, and he does try to make it up to you by spoiling you with shit you don't need--a whole new wardrobe, the latest iPhone, a new yacht--anything you want, Rafe would get for you with no complaint because he just wanted things to go back to normal. 

But when he sees that material things can't buy happiness, he starts to become physically handsy with you--worshiping your body down--inside and out the bedroom--y'know, trying to undo what he'd done to the image you have of yourself.

Also, I have this image in my head of reader and Rafe sitting and having dinner, and Rafe's been noticing that you haven't been eating. I can see him getting so mad at you and forcing you to eat--, and it's so scary because you know how Rafe can get--and you eat your plate right the fuck up because Rafe's hovering over you with those crazy eyes of his, threatening you on what he'll do to you if you don't finish your whole plate. And it goes like this for a while--Rafe forcing you to stay at the table and eat your three meals of the day until you get the proper help you need. 

heehee guys ask me more questions about my fics, this was fun. 😵‍💫

[crookedteethed]

Ugjsjagay season 2 Rafe just doesn’t know how to control his emotions 😭😭😭but you can’t not tell me that man does not have some sort of dominance kink or something 😭🤚

And season three Rafe he’s still batshit crazy but at least he’s trying 😭

I can’t wait for season 4 to drop so I can start writing about him.

18+ loss of virginity, mentions of non-con, brief smut descriptions

⋆ ★ Thinking about how the Rafe's would take your virginity. <3

Season One Rafe would so take your V card at one of the kook parties, or maybe even in the secluded rec room at the Country Club during Midsummer's. Either way, I can see you losing your virginity to him in a public place. Somewhere where his friends are too, so after he fucks you, he can immediately boost about. 

Ugh, I could see it now, his stupid hair slicked back, his suit bluer than ever, and that silly smile on his face whispering into Topper's ear: 

"Guess who I just had face down ass up on the pool table in the rec room." (Bonus points if you're the hottest girl on the island everyone's been trying to touch.) 

He'd nag you about having sex with him, especially if you'd been talking to one another for months (Not dating. Talking.) 

He would make pass after pass at you every time you'd make out with each other: His hand would sometimes snake its way underneath your skirt, and he'd press on your clothed mound with his thick fingers, or he would (very childishly) start popping you in the back with your bra strap to try to get you to take it off. He'd stopped when you went braless.

When telling season one Rafe that you were a virgin, you almost saw an uncontrollable smile creep onto his face--it's just something having ownership over ones very FIRST sexual interaction (This would be a recurring theme for him in each season.). 

But with that being said, this man would not go soft on you. 

Season Two Rafe, he's got a lot of shit on his plate: he wants to get in the good graces with his father, those stupid pouges have his gold, and he suspects that something could be wrong with him, but no one wants to listen to him. The last thing he needs is a girlfriend that won't put out.

In season two, Rafe knew you were a virgin, and he knew you'd been waiting until you had at least been together for a few months--which, surprisingly, he was okay with--as long as you two could do oral on each other--which you did. 

But one day, a violent fight between Rafe and his father broke out on a date night. 

You'd offer to reschedule the reservations you made for dinner--reschedule the whole day, but to your dismay, Rafe still wanted to go for it. 

It wasn't until after dinner when you were both sitting outside of Tanny Hill in Rafe's truck, that Rafe got himself worked up going over the events from earlier with Ward. 

It wasn't until you both were inside his house that he started complaining about other things--more evidently about you and your stupid virginity saving.

Nonetheless, you just let the boy rant because he was mad; it didn't stop you from your heavy make-out session on his bed later that night.

Something was particularly rough about this make-out session; every time he went to kiss your lips, his hand would wrap around your throat, and every time you protested, his other hand would cover your mouth. 

In the moment, it only felt right to Rafe to overpower you completely, hiking up your dress and pulling down your panties to your knees, along with his slacks and his briefs. 

He cooed you when you cried--as if he weren't the one inflicting your pain, he held you tight when you tried to push him away, and he'll whisper in your ear, "How could you hold out on me with such good pussy like this." every time you told him 'no."

You would almost lose your virginity to Season Three Rafe in a heated moment of vulnerability. 

Rafe would open up to you about his troubles, which ultimately led to him telling you about the bad things he's done to the pouges—to his sister—in the past and how bad he felt. 

And there was something so attractive about THEE kook king breaking down his exterior just for you. 

When the moment got heated with a shared passionate kiss, as Rafe lips left a wet trail down your neck, you moaned, "Rafe, I'm a virgin." and then he stopped. 

Rafe knew he wanted to take your virginity, but he didn't want to make any more brash decisions; he wanted your first time to be special. 

A month or so later, he takes you with him on a business trip to  Guadeloupe--he doesn't tell you what type of business he's doing; all you know is that when he's done, you can have him all to yourself. 

And fuck is he so charming. 

He rents a condo for you two, takes you shopping, and takes you to fancy dinners.

After being out all day, you'd come back to the condo with a trail of roses leading to the bedroom (very cheesy, but he's doing his best). 

Now, don't get me wrong. Just because season three Rafe did take the liberty of making your first-time special doesn't mean he will go all soft on you. 

He does let your cunt adjust to his length for a few slow strokes--until he's completely wrecking your shit--I'm talking about his tip kissing your cervix and him making you squirt for the first time.

[torontojoker]

Slap on a happy grin. #happysunday Go check out my two new YouTube videos of the Joker Trailer. They line up toooooo perfectly with these songs. What do you think? Theory and thoughts videos coming soon. #jokertrailer #fanedit #laughing #putonahappyface #crookedteeth https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwk1xF0D4NH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w0teynkkhuk7