#crocomom is real

[stupiddumat]

My OTP of all time :^)

[tetsu-posts-blog]

La gente está hablando de cómo Toritoma se parece bastante a Crocodile, asumiendo que pueden ser la misma persona (podría ser, aunque tengo mis dudas).

Por mi parte solo quiero imaginarme un momento en el mar donde Dragon sin querer conquistó a Toritoma. Y a Dragon le llama la atención porque puede ser bonita, pero su rostro le recuerda mucho al joven Crocodile que conoció tiempo atrás y con quien le gustaría haber pasado más tiempo juntos.

Entonces Dragon se da cuenta de que realmente está enamorado de CrocoBoy. Y por desgracia, Toritama sufre su rechazo y muere de la enfermedad del amor.

Me gustó la idea. Quizás más adelante haga un fanfic relacionado a esto.

[forestal-ramblings]

I could catch up on one piece ( left the manga at the end of Wano) , but it's much more fun to create insane theories based on out of context Twitter spoilers and the odd shipping shit post

[meowquill]

perona is an honorary cross guild member to me cause in my heart she loves annoying mihawk and treats him like her dad

she follows mihawk around cause she knows he doesnt like it. he doesnt like having to try to explain his father-like relationship with perona to buggy and crocodile

but in a crocomom real au crocodile doesnt question it cause he just gets it

[irlkisukeurahara]

"why would you want to claim (insert anime character) for the trans community? They're a bad person beca-"

I don't appreciate this insistence that transgender people have to be a good person to be valid. Transgender people are just as likely to be good-for-nothing pieces of shit as everyone else. Why do we all have to be "pure soft good boys" to be enough for you? It's a fictional character anyways, why must they adhere to real life standards?

[summershouto]

I’m genuinely obsessed with the crocomom/dad theory

every now and then it creeps up on me again. All of it is just so good. So juicy.

Dragon had a turbulent romance with Crocodile. Crocodile birthed Luffy. Crocodile left his baby with Dragon and Dragon gives him to Garp. Crocodile was AFAB until they met ivankov. Crocodile stabbed his son without knowing it was his son and then tried to make up for it on a literal battlefield

So many layers. So much drama. Luffy would also not give a single shit.

the chaos it would unleash is everything it rots my brain again and again

[balibean]

ANGST

[dinowatermelons]

I love the crocomom/crocodad theory because like

1. Why did he keep the pregnancy

2. How soon did he nope out after giving birth and why didn’t he want to stick around

3. He was hanging out with the revolutionaries, or at least dragon!! What’s up with that!!

4. Sir crocodile or sir croco D. ile???? The mystery deepens

[moongothic]

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

So normally we only get fullblown, extended and dedicated flashbacks for heroic characters in One Piece, the characters who we're meant to root for. The literal only TRUE exception we've had to this rule was Big Mom's flashback. Even fucking Doflamingo's flashback was tied to Law and Rosinante's

So the fact that we haven't gotten a single fucking GLIMPSE at Crocodile's backstory is?!?

Like sure, we haven't gotten like a Moria flashback, but you know, he literally told us all we needed to know himself, AND we got to see glimpses of him in the Wano flashbacks. Arlong didn't get a flashback of his own, but he did get to cameo in Fisher Tiger's flashback. And Rob Fucking Lucci got a flashback that was 6 whooping panels long

BUT CROCODILE?? Not only do we know almost Fuck All about his story, but also have never gotten as much as a glimpse at it? But his backstory has been HINTED and TEASED at multiple times??

GUYS. FELLAS

Like. I am SURE the "Full Backstories for Heroes Only" rule is going to get broken again, but with Imu and Blackbeard already there just BEGGING to have their beans spilled, can we even be sure Sir Fucking Crocodile is somehow going to become A Villain So Dangerous To The Narrative that he ALSO should also recieve a Full Fucking Backstory?? For his Nefarious Schemes?? AT THIS POINT??

Y'all

I think it's more likely Oda's been saving up Croc's backstory because it might just completely recontextualize his entire character

[apa-zapa]

A little sneak peak at something Dragodile related I've been working on.

I suck at inking, though. Would posting it in traditional art suck too? No clue

Bonus manfailure Dragon

[onepiece-lexicon]

Aww are you mad because people on the Internet are having fun?

[tetsu-posts-blog]

Just saying...

Desde que vi el arco de Alabastra siempre he tenido una extraña vibra de que Crocodile tiene ciertos elementos que te recuerdan al Dios Seth, el dios del desierto (no es el único, de hecho hay un montón de elementos de Alabastra que te recuerdan a la mitología egipcipcia)

Y según esa mitología hay una historia donde se cuenta que Seth se embaraz�� de Horus.

Sí, un hombre embarazado.

Así es, el dios del desierto también pudo dar vida, ¿increíble, no es así?

Así que aún si no existiera Ivankov ni su fruta, la verdad no siento tan descabellado que Crocodile diera a luz a Luffy. Si One Piece siendo solo una serie de piratas actualmente cuenta con robots, viajeros en el tiempo y frutas que pueden convertirte en un Dios pues...¿Qué es lo que nos impide creer que un hombre pueda llegar a embarazarse de otro? Ahí lo dejo.

P. D. Me hace gracia llegar a imaginar que a Crocodile le pasó lo mismo que al dios Seth para quedar embarazado XD ¿se imaginan? Es mi nuevo headcanon que Crocodile no le gustan las lechugas 😂😂😂

[hamaswummies]

been busy drawing for my real job but took a breather for a little crocomom

[matttheratkingart]

alright kinda weird request but could you make a chart of your one piece ships. i saw the dad math one and i am so confused as to who's who. amazing art either way.

Uuuuhhh yeah sure! The dad math meme was just goofing on Crocomom and Cross Guild, there’s no real logic behind any of the equations

Anyways I won’t do ALL my One Piece ships bc I wouldnt be able to get anything done, but here are the aforementioned characters

[irlkisukeurahara]

Me explaining CrocoMom to my non One Piece friend:

Him:

[hobbs-deep]

crocomom is objectively the most on brand unhinged one piece theory

it's just absurd enough to be real and there has been nothing to outright confirm or deny it

something about rewatching the arabasta arc with that theory makes it turn into the ultimate sitcom moment