#criminal dumbfuck

[madseance]

I went to a lecture by a retired detective about how much evidence contamination happens because cops use gloves incorrectly. This was also where I learned that (US) cops' DNA is mostly not on file anywhere, and they don't get swabbed at crime scenes, and their DNA gets all over the evidence both at the scene and later on. None of this should be surprising, either, considering they get almost no CSI training and generally have very little clue what they're doing. Cops have no business trying to solve crimes.

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

[terrainofheartfelt]

If one more man pesters me in an email about shit that is NOT my job I swear to god

[visenyaism]

🤲 fleabottomtop Follow

“queen rhaenyra is like maegor with tits” okay and i’d fuck him too what about it

🐦‍⬛ raventr33 Follow

DNI if you support the usurper!!!!!!!!

🐎 brackennation

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💯 peakesweep Follow

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❤️‍🔥 harrenwhore

y’all apparently @ muchandmore, like the tumblr witch who got caught stealing bones from the harrenhal graveyard for “protection charms” last year, keeps getting spotted on dragonback with PRINCE AEMOND ONE-EYE????

🎀 realms-delight Follow

like the k*nslaying war criminal???? isn’t he missing in the riverlands right now

🔮 muchandmore

not to those who know how to truly see the way…

🏵️ riverscrossing Follow

@ muchandmore y’all burned down my house yesterday. i hate this fucking website

🍒 rhaenyrathecool Follow

“but his old tweets said-“ look at prince daemon and tell me he can’t reclaim. come on now

🍄 mushroomed Follow

yoooooo streets are saying princess rhaenyra is using your tax money to have 80 person orgies every night

🦚 motheralicent Follow

is this true????? unfollow me if you support this wh0re

🌟 savvysab Follow

hey op where are the orgies. the ones with queen rhaenyra where are those happening. so i know how to avoid them because they’re a sin. if i wanted to not be involved in that where would i not go specifically

🌷maidens-smile Follow

it literally says in the seven pointed star that b*stards are inherently sinful and base??? i don’t know why we’re trusting them with dragons now let alone the throne

🌊 spicetowngirl-deactivated1326953

hey just because someone’s parents aren’t married doesn’t mean they can’t be loyal and true!!!! prince jacaerys is a bastard and he’s doing a great job leading the war effort!

👑king-viserys-bot Follow

@ staff seize them and take their tongue🫵

[beep boop! i look for examples of the highest of treasons, questioning the paternity of mine own grandsons, the princes jacaerys, lucerys, and joffrey velaryon. if you think I��m doing a good job, tell me here!]

🏅 tequilasunfyre Follow

i might get high in my tower but call me a targaryen the way i stay in bread

💥 sheepherder Follow

the targ taxes are literally the reason why we DONT have any bread you dumbfuck lizard loyalist. suggest everyone block and unfollow i don’t want to see this child murder apologist on my dash again

🌖 crownbandz Follow

march back to KL boring as hell AND this edible ain’t shit

🌖 crownbandz Follow

why are the trees…..howling

🌖 crownbandz Follow

who the fuck is cregan stark

🪲 teamgreenies Follow

guys i’m starting to think some of you don’t really care that much about andal succession law and actually just don’t like women???? this isn’t who we are

🐎 brackennation

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💯 peakesweep Follow

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[liexki]

𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 + 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒 : 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: When the first division of TOMAN, Keisuke Baji, passes away, the Commander, Manjiro Sano, take his younger sister, Y/N Baji, in and soon forms a gang in their mid 20s. Now being the leaders of the criminal organization BONTEN and entering the gang scene with a federal bounty on her head, what if love with her No. 2 and a bit of the past resurfaces?? What if there was a little sorrow and betrayal?? Some gang shit in the mix too!?

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: various substances (vapes, weeds, cigarettes, pills, ect.), curse words, mentions of sex work if you squint

“Sanzu, Y/N, respectfully, please calm down on the amount of drugs.” Kakucho said, sitting across from Sanzu. Stubbly looking over to Mikey at the right of him — strangely attending the meeting at the head of the table — asking for approval to question such big figures in the way he did.

TO KEEP READING, YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONTENT WARNING MENTIONED ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN ARE PRESENT IN THIS POST AND FUTURE EPISODES.

Y/N sent a sharp glare towards despite being on the other head, about a metre away from the number 3. Sanzu gave a cheeky smile that people would relate to the Cheshire cat. His pearly whites showed while Y/N rolled her eyes at the boy’s antics.

“I’ll only stop if I bring Mikey and the princess an issue. I do think Y/N should stop. She’ll age really badly!” He responded to Kakucho while a bit of fake sympathy laced his voice.

“I’ve bought enough for Y/n to not age badly. Great retinols and I’ve even showed her some botox places that were rated well. She gave me the same little pretty glare she’s giving you now.” Ran pitched into the conversation.

“Shut the fuck up Ran no one cares about you and your issues about being an old hag.” Sanzu bites the 31 year old to his side, the banter flowing freely among the trio.

“For once I believe I have to agree with the dunce.” Rindou reluctantly admitted.

“I think we should get back to the main problem right now.” Kokonoi started, “We need to start making connections with different gangs at the moment and we also need to work on our financial issue which is being affected with the substance use from all of you.”

“I don’t do drugs!” Mucho stated in defence of his use.

“You dumbfuck! Substances aren’t just drugs. I’m saying those shitty cigarettes you smoke, the vapes that teens these days use, to edibles or drugs that Y/N and Sanzu are using. They’re all substances and FUCK WE SPEND TO MUCH ON THAT SHIT!” Kokonoi explained with frustration.

“So, all you want is for me to stop using drugs? Well then, I’m out of this then. Mikey, Kakucho, Kokonoi, and Takeomi. Make an event sending regards and invite the top 15 gangs to an event at one of the Haitani's clubs. Ran and Rindou, you guys can decide a club you’re fine with being used.” Y/n ordered.

With a click-clack of her MIU MIU heels, Y/N pushed her chair back and walked out of the room. The sound of her footsteps echoed through the room as Mikey watched her leave. As a small grin decorated his face, entertained by the events. A quiet chuckle left Sanzu’s mouth with the same idea.

✈︎ ˖°ʚ 🐈‍ ɞ·˚ ✩

"You guys know the BONTEN event, right??" Kimiko sat with her legs crossed on top of a table.

"Yeah. One of my workers told me when their number 2 was high." Shu replied taking another hit of his blunt.

"OMG DON'T TELL ME YOU GOT US AN INVITE? KIMI!" Aria squealed with excitement while shaking Kimiko's shoulders rapidly.

"Yes, yes, yes. I was able to get myself on the list and asked the man if I could bring you. I also said that I could provide smokes and shit so Shu, you need to be there with something for about 150 people." Y/n rambled. "Aria, keep on the low though. You're not a present figure."

"Yes ma'am!!" Aria chorused.

Kimiko shot her an annoyed look but secretly felt a sense of happiness.

"What's the deal. Why would they hold an event?" Shu interrogated.

Kimiko didn't know but she had one thing on her mind. Build connections with the gang. The others in the room had a similar idea as well but they'd never admit that. As the leader, she needed to step up.

"BONTEN is uptight so I doubt they'd let anyone know but I'm thinking it's about business."

She glanced over to Shu and he cracked a grin to her gaze.

"Let's take this opportunity to talk to them privately and introduce them to us. Aria, you step down on this one. Me and Shu will do the talking, don't expect this to be free time though. Make sure you study the other people at the event."

Aria nods. Shu focuses.

'Y/N should be wary of who she messes with.' Kimiko thought.

✈︎ ˖°ʚ 🐈‍ ɞ·˚ ✩

“Hey, Kakucho. Who told that one bitch about our event?” Mochizuki asked him at the VIP section of the bar as they just finished the final few touches of the event.

Kakucho and Kokonoi got confused about what he was talking about. The 2 walked over to try and look at the phone he was holding and Y/N just took a glance from her side across the room.

“I told them.” Y/N said.

“Wasn’t it supposed to be underground?” Kakucho asked, “It kinda makes us look desperate…you know?”

Mochizuki looked at the phone in confusion as everyone was on the same page of this being laid-back and secretly trying to find someone to ally with. Nothing too public. That was indeed not the case though and Y/N had other plans that differed with the group.

“It’s just for a bit of excitement. We haven’t said shit or made any moves in a while. Keeps the people thinking and people might less pussy and actually talk to us.” Y/N explained.

The time had now been 10:45 and the rest of the members were doing their own thing while Mikey looked at you with his cold eyes. He was curious about the way you stood silent and looked at the ground instead of scrolling on your phone as usual.

The B2 tweet really got the people going insane and some envied the groups and those who had come out saying they were going. Your ego was as big as a pool but your cold demeanour covered it up. He thought you’d look at them as a laugh.

“Y/N. Let’s talk outside.” Mikey asked.

✈︎ ˖°ʚ 🐈‍ ɞ·˚ ✩

“LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTEDDDD!!!!” Sanzu barged in holding a bottle of beer in front of the crowd of gang members who had arrived.

The crowd went insane after seeing the bubblegum crackhead’s words. Rindou was playing DJ that night and the EDM was echoing throughout the speakers set around the building. Girls were sitting on the speakers still looking pretty to attract the gangs and get them to feel themselves.

Mikey watched everyone from the VIP room. The security cameras had 8k quality. The average company could only wish to own the amount of cameras they have. He thought back to the conversation he had with Y/N. Something she had known.

“You have some plan. Something smartass type shit.” Mikey confronted her softly so she wouldn’t feel as if he was enraged.

“Mhm. Wanna know or something?” Y/n questioned back.

Now Mikey was faced with a sense of curiosity. He had trusted Y/N because it was mutual. She’d put her life for him and he’d do the same but they knew they’d never be in that situation. Y/N was smarts enough to cover for both of their hellish lives. Despite this, in that moment that was something that he wanted to question her on.

What Mikey didn’t realise is that Y/N knew his every expression. Even his pitch black eyes that held no emotions was something that didn’t stop her from figuring out how he really felt. His eyes staring into the ground was enough to tell her he was pondering about asking.

“I’m thinking of making small changes so we can catch these big gangs hitting their most vulnerable moments. More girls around to see how they respect women, seeing how they react under the influence of alcohol. It’s small things that set it up.” Y/n clarified.

What she said really had made a difference in how the delinquents around the club and bar were acting. Some were straight hooligans and some had acted like how old friends of his probably would’ve if they still were here.

As Mikey was attentively watching the cameras he soon realised all the members had left the room, he decided to walk out himself and become a little more social.

✈︎ ˖°ʚ 🐈‍ ɞ·˚ ✩

“I guess we have a lot more in common than I thought. Shu Yamaha, correct?” Kokonoi clarified to the man in front of him.

‘Insanely famous for exporting drugs across Hiroshima to Akita. We could use that. His brother’s motor company could be useful but I doubt he still talks to them when he’s doing shit like this.’ Kokonoi thought

“Yes Mr. Kokonoi. I’m glad I was able to talk business with someone in this industry. No one seems to think about the future in our work. All they do is think about throwing fists and updating their body count just to go home and hook up with someone they barely know!” Shu chats to the executive.

“Agreed. You can never know about what comes next but it’s still vital to stick to the present. Time is of the essence, am I right? Most of the people tonight are on wanted lists. Especially BONTEN. The moment this doesn’t work out we won’t be able to get proper jobs without people fearing our past.”

“Of course. I think I’ll be taking my leave.” Shu said

Shu walke away but before he could go too far, Kokonoi walked over behind him and tapped his shoulder.

“Do you mind if I got a business card?”

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[lcvecolumbo]

me when these dumbfuck criminals talk down to columbo and underestimate his intelligence 😆

[frequentderealizationcore]

You asked for jason opinions so rant incoming:

I hatehatehateHATE the bastardization of Jason's robin both in universe and out of it.

How Alfred says"[Jason] was determined to disobey [Bruce]" before jason is even buried??? How Bruce takes Cass to Jason's grave and proceeds to absolutely shit on Jason's memory? The victimblaming??? And how dc resorted to it because otherwise ppl would be like "hey why the FUCK is batman taking on more child soldierssidekicks when the last one died??" So they answered "well jason brought it all on himself. He was reckless and violent and impulsive and disobedient-" LIKE SHUT UPP. Stop it. Why are you soo obsessed w shittalking a dead 14 year old???? Not to mention the CLASSISM. "I adopted Jason to stop him from becoming a criminal" bitch??? A) vigilantism is a crime you dumbfuck. B) Jason had morals long before you came along. He literally says he doesn't want to be a crook and that he steals only what he needs to when he first meets Bruce. But bruce is so convinced that crime=immoral (despite the vigilanitsm) that he latches onto the first impression he had of Jason (some punk STEALING his tires) that hes like "oh jason was always destined to be evil :( red hood proves it :( there was nothing i could have done" makes my blood boil. And then ppl are like "oh bruce is such a good father! Why can't jason see that he loves him smh" like are u fr??? Bruce legit slit jasons neck to save jokers life+ was/is a classist piece of shit to jason+ constantly blamed him for his death (tho this is more editorial but still) sir wtf are you smoking.

You're so right like the way dc had to justify their decisions with jason and they just started victim blaming a fictional child. Like huh?

I hate the way he basically had nothing when he was robin, barely any friends, no team, and no support system. And on top of that like you mentioned, the way they treated his death and memory is so awful, making other characters talk shit about him just because again, they had to justify their decisions with him. When people complain about fanon jason and tim interacting and how tim absolutely hated jason and thought he was a failure I'm like yeah, it's true, and just maybe it's because dc had to prove that this robin is totally different from the past one guys he's so much better his hero was Dick Grayson and he's way more competent than the violent reckless poor jason todd. Not going to talk about the classism because oh boy does that one deserve its own post.

[ultraericthered]

"I have seen generations of humans and elves accept the darkness that lurks in all of us beside the light. There is no black and white, only shades of gray. We must all carry complexity. But please, believe me: that there is beauty in this burden."

Respectfully, Aaravos, I must half-disagree. In terms of people and what's inside their hearts, there's "no black and white" in that no person is entirely without sin and evil in them and no person is entirely devoid of moral virtue and decency in them either. That is, always has been, and always will be the essence of humanity.

But in terms of universal truth, common sense and reason, and spiritual morality? There are shades of gray light enough to be classified as "white" and dark enough to be classified as "black"; light and dark, good and evil. Some things that should be understood to be unambiguously right, and others as unambiguously wrong.

With a vote, electing back into power a seditious insurrectionist scumbag traitor to his country, corrupt businessman, con artist, career criminal, cult leader, domestic terrorist, convicted felon, adjucated rapist, and all around hideously awful, sinful human being with fascistic aspirations to tear down the institutions and system of liberal democracy that make a constitutional republic nation what it is so that he can stay in power and transform the office he'd abused and betrayed the last time he held it into one of an authoritarian autocrat strongman dictator....that is not right, for any reason.

The righteous fury within me that arose on November 6 has only been enhanced with the news of Jimmy Carter's recent passing. Just the idea that had things tilted just a little bit differently, this kind, good man who'd lived to be 100 years old could have passed away in complete peace, content knowing that the capable, responsible and moral candidate he'd voted for, Kamala Harris, would be taking the reigns in the oval office next year, and that all would eventually be right in the country and world he'd be leaving behind....but in the reality we live in, he died a failure, knowing that the side of the true patriots that he was on had been rejected and defeated at the ballot box and that the literal traitor and felon who never under any circumstances should've been given a second chance to run for the office he'd defiled and lead the country he'd betrayed (for real, the US's chances of survival were fucked the moment he wasn't pulled from the White House on Jan. 7 and put through a political guilotine for the crime he'd openly committed) was going to be back in charge next year, free to burn down the federal government and the country along with it. All because of an irredeemably stupid and immoral electorate that values their own banal wants over the greater good.

And wouldn't you know it - Der Felon is still mentally unstable and miserable to his tiny, holllow, vacant core. Elon is fashioning himself as the true emperor, and Vivek is following along. JD has receded from the spotlight, just waiting to seize his next best opportunity. Republican officials are showing willingness to defy their leader when his nominations and policy proposals are so terrible and unpopular that it puts their careers and their power in jeopardy, while others remain sycophantic and fanatically loyal, leading to much in-fighting. And the MAGA cult faithful are spiralling into a cannibalistic civil war of their very own, sweeping Republicans and Far Lefties up in it too! All is total chaos in the dumpster fire world of American politics, all because of the many dumbfucks who just couldn't vote for a woman.

So in the coming year, I hope to see an implosion within Washington DC. I hope to see a revolution by the states and all the dissatisfied citizens who might gravitate back towards the Democratic Party now that the other party is the governing regime that cannot govern and can only make lives even worse. I hope MAGA and the Far Right in this country lose everything in their petty civil warring, have the most spetacularly pathetic meltdown and collapse into powerlessness and irrelevance. And I really hope Der Felon, who we can all plainly see is cognitively broken, demented, unhealthy, incompetent and unable to serve a full term, is dragged kicking and screaming out of the White House well before 2029, thrown back out into the world where all of the legal battles, charges, and sentences still await him, and he's stuck in an inescapable mental purgatory of 24/7 stress, agony, indignity, humiliation, and suffering at the time he finally dies, leaving the country and the world as better places without him in them, with him being immortalized as a dark, shameful, embarrasing chapter of world history and remembered not as the 47th US President, not even as the 47th and a half US President, but as the weak, feeble, ignorant, mentally deranged and utterly worthless loser puppet of political disrupter/usurper Elon Musk and President JD Vance.

And then, maybe half a decade later or maybe a full decade later, I can only hope the still living dumbfuck deplorables who voted for this can give the most heartfelt, tearful, snivelling, grovelling, broken down and humbled of apologies to Kamala Harris, the President the nation needed who was tragically not the President it deserved.

"I want to make them hurt. Because they struck a wound in me so deep, that it will never heal. To survive such a wound is to suffer forever and I want them to share that suffering. I want them to hurt."

Now THAT, Aaravos, I can fully agree with you on.

[bunnyb34r]

Well damn

I found an ion channel that had criminal minds and bones on there (love those two dumbfuck shows) and I've been looking forward to Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays bc those days have the shows I like... and I guess they moved it?? 🥺 the channel number it WAS on is now this stupid ass western station and the station the website says it's on doesnt show up on my antenna scan

So fuck me I guess

And the package of yarn I've been eagerly awaiting is now expected... on the 11th :( stupid weather. I mean I'm glad they're not pushing their drivers to still fulfill it in the original timeframes but 🥺 I want to finish making moms blanket bc I'm really excited to finish it. And I can't start my scarf until I finish her blanket bc I wanna use any scrap border yarn for mine (but I gotta see how much, if any, is left)

Minor inconveniences but they're still annoying and it's my nature to bitch so...

[born2b-beheaded]

Thats not how attraction works dumbfuck

Im not the TCC kid here getting the hots for Real Life Criminals. Go read a fucking book

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

“When someone tells you who they are, believe them.” – Maya Angelou

Remember when John F. Kennedy promised to bring “The Best and the Brightest” into his administration? Yes, I know, Strange McNamara and Walt Rostow and McGeorge Bundy and several others turned out to be The Least and the Dimmest when they followed their boss into the Grand Adventure in Vietnam, but at least an attempt was made.

While several presidents managed to bring people along into their administration who turned out to be corrupt and venal and “less than competent,” until 2016, no president ever used “corrupt,” “venal,” and “incompetent” as the qualities he was in search of for people to carry out his wishes and policies.

But now Donnie Dumbfuck has topped himself. The search terms this time are “Evil,” “Wicked,” “Terrifying,” and “Godawful.”

The shape of an administration whose sole goal is vengeance is being assembled right out there in the open.

None of the named appointees or possible candidates for other offices yet to be named have the slightest doubt vengeance is the main goal. Vengeance against imaginary criminals committing imaginary crimes; vengeance against the people who attempted to hold the first Trump administration liable for its many crimes and lies; vengeance against “the traitors within” the administration who went public and informed the country of just how bad things were inside the White House; vengeance against four years of successful policies that actually helped the Gammas who were fuckheads enough to vote for him a second time after seeing what he did the first time, since these policies have inconvenienced his real friends, the plutocrats; vengeance against Ukraine for failing to ratfuck the 2020 election for him and having the temerity to kick Russian ass for the past three years; vengeance against NATO because its leaders laughed at him, publicly; and vengeance against any part of the world that failed to recognize him as the world-historical genius everyone knows he isn’t; vengeance against all of us who oppose him.

Tom Homan, successor to Organizer of the Holocaust Adolf Eichmann, who says there’s no need to separate a family between those who are U.S. citizens and those who aren’t when the whole bunch of them can be deported, has been named Border Czar in charge of the Massive Deportation that is the only thing that can get Donnie Dipfuck’s “widdle mushwoom” hard now.

There’s one problem here: “Border Czar” isn’t an actual governmental position, with actual legally-defined responsibilities and powers. Homan can expect to spend the 18 months these war criminals have, starting from Inauguration Day to the beginning of the 2026 mid-term, in court defending the legality of the authority he doesn’t have for every decision he makes and order he gives, while the whole trainwreck of Donnie Bumfuck’s wet dream piles up on top of them.

Professional Puppy Murderer and Presidential Musical Accompanist Kristi Noem was announced as the new Secretary of Homeland Security. If you have any doubt just how obsequious and spineless she is, how willing she is to do anything for Dear Leader, go check that video of her dancing around a semi-comatose Trump during his 39-minute “musical interlude” last month. The last time ‘round, DHS had five different leaders, only two of whom were Senate-confirmed. The agency has within it Customs and Border Protection, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the US Secret Service. She’ll be in charge of the punishment of Democratic-led “sanctuary cities” that protect undocumented immigrants by not cooperating with federal agencies.

My advice is, if you live anywhere where natural disasters happen, if something happens to you and yours, expect a relief effort right down there with how George W. Bush’s jockey handled Hurricane Katrina, and what happened to Puerto Rico with Hurricaness Irma and Maria in 2017. In other words, bend over and kiss your ass good-bye. And if she comes to visit the scene of her crime, don’t let your pets outside. And expect no federal aid if you live in a Blue State.

Noem will also accompany Homan on his many trips to DC courtrooms (the irony of the possibility they end up in front of Judge Chutkan is too delicious), to defend her decisions to follow his unlawful orders.

Mike Davis, leading candidate to take the Heinrich Himmler role as head of the Gestapo in the new administration, manages to combine “Evil,” “Wicked,” “Terrifying,” and “Godawful” in the most complete way of any of these gargoyles. Politico describes him as “someone with an understanding of how to get things done on the inside who also has the grievances and background of a flyover country native. He has a fighting instinct and a commitment to finishing the job, regardless of how he might be hurting himself in the long run.” He’s promised to “rain hell” on Washington come January 2025 and to eviscerate institutions that he says treat Trump unfairly. He calls Democrats “Marxists” and “evil” and has “joked” that he would send journalists and former GOP personalities including George Conway and Tim Miller to “the gulag,” put migrant kids in “cages,” and work toward the goal of ...”having the Supreme Court to dismantle most of the federal government.” Steve Bannon calls Davis “a full fucking MAGA warrior.” If he does become Attorney General, there’s every chance that his toxicity will result in the Justice Department being quickly depopulated of the capable and competent in the ranks of government attorneys, leaving the Homans and the Noems and the rest of the gargoyles to be defended in court by “Trump lawyers.” We’ve all seen what they’re capable of.

Senator Marco Rubio, the primary opponent who back in 2016 pointed out the connection between Trump’s small hands and his even-smaller woody, co-author of the report by the Senate Intelligence Committee that confirmed Donnie Traitor’s 2016 collusion with Russia, is now the Traitor’s pick for Secretary of State. This led the Press Corpse and the adjacent Establishment Policy types to aggressively wish-cast once again that things wouldn’t be so bad after all, and it was possible that Trump would be “presidential” after all.

Sorry, there still aren’t any ponies hiding under the mountain of horse shit. Don’t let that stuff from eight years ago lead you to think he might “enforce guardrails” anywhere. Rubio is a staunch defender of Israel’s right to take direct action in Lebanon and to respond militarily without restraint in Iran. He endorsed Trump’s proposal to deport pro-Palestinian protestors who are in the U.S. on student visas. He has refused to call for a ceasefire in Gaza and blames “100 percent” of civilian deaths there on Hamas, holding the Israeli Defense Forces blameless. He does, however, believe in NATO, so there’s that. But remember, Trump picked Rubio because he squashed him like a bug in 2016. And Rubio knows he can and will do it again at the slightest provocation. How much “independence” do you see there? Rubio is what Trump wants: people who he’s already broken.

The “foreign policy” Rubio will be representing has been clearly defined. By Vladimir Putin. On November 11, Putin’s top aide Nikolai Patrushev (the man who supervised the assassination of Prigozin) stated to a Moscow newspaper: “To achieve success in the election, Donald Trump relied on certain forces to which he has corresponding obligations. As a responsible person, he will be obliged to fulfill them.” Tass distributed the statement globally to make sure the message was received by all parties. Yes, the incoming President of the United States has been put on notice that he has a debt to repay - to our most dangerous enemy. Is this going to be the only debt Trump doesn’t welsh out on?

Florida Representative Mike Waltz, Trump’s pick for National Security Advisor, isn’t a household name, but in his position he could sharply alter the calculus on the ground in Ukraine. He is a former Green Beret who currently serves on the House Committees dealing with the military, intelligence agencies and foreign affairs. The day before the election, Waltz gave an interview to NPR that made clear he would permit escalation of the war in Ukraine in order to bring it to an end through a diplomatic solution. That includes enforcing “actual” energy sanctions on Russia in order to strangle Russia’s economy and war machine. While that sounds good, it could also push Russia to more extreme measures, despite Trump’s recent “warning” to Putin not to “take any actions” in Ukraine. Waltz also favors “taking the handcuffs off the long-range weapons” the U.S. provides Ukraine. This puts him at odds with the MAGA wing’s desire to end U.S. financial and military assistance to Ukraine.

Nominee for UN Representative Representative Elise Stefanik Stefanik has no background in international relations or diplomacy that would prepare her for representing the United States at the international body, but then the reason he chose her is for her to pick fights with other states rather than trying to resolve them.

Nominee for Secretary of Defense, Fox News “Fox & Friends Weekend” co-host Pete Hegseth has an interesting background. Among other things, he has said women shouldn’t serve in combat roles. Last month he told CNN: “I’m straight up just saying we should not have women in combat roles.” Also, he not only disagrees with allowing gays to openly serve, but with “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Additionally, Hegseth proudly proclaims he hasn’t washed his hands in ten years because “Germs are not a real thing. I can’t see them.” Yes! Really! He said that!! In the 21st Century! Hegseth is also known as a serial adulterer - which must be why Trump like him. Hegseth even sired a love child with a Fox producer while cheating on his second wife, who he cheated with on his first wife. And then the producer became his third wife in 2019. (White women can be soooooo fucking stupid.)

U.S. Navy Secretary Richard V. Spencer spent eight months in 2019-20 locked in a power struggle with Hegseth over the fate of Eddie Gallagher, the Navy SEAL accused of war crimes by his fellow team members, and found guilty of having committed them by a Navy court-martial. This eventually led to Spencer’s removal, while Gallagher was restored to his rank and officially pardoned by Trump, who called him “a true warrior” when he invited the pardoned war criminal to the White House. That fight would have been over in an instant if the Heritage plan had been in effect, with a compliant Navy secretary giving Trump whatever Hegseth wanted. He also intervened with the Secretary of the Army over the murder convictions of officers Mathew L. Golsteyn and Clint Lorance, who were pardoned by Trump. He has called for replacing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs General C.Q. Brown (who is African American) for being “woke” and a “DEI hire.”

It is impossible to think of him ever objecting to any of the unconstitutional, illegal, immoral things Trump plans to do, from using the military to round up immigrants to intervening regarding the decision to promote politically aligned general officers to get Trump his “German generals.” Hegseth will probably personally volunteer to lead that commission.

Hegseth wants to limit recruiting from urban areas, alleging that “diverse” recruits (meaning Black and urban) are “pumped full of vaccines and even more poisonous ideologies.” The war he wants to fight is Civil War 2.0 - he actually said, “Time for round two - we won’t miss this time.”

When he was the executive director of Concerned Veterans for America, a Koch network organization advocating privatization of the VA, he claimed veterans groups advise veterans to obtain more benefits than they should be getting, insinuating that they are cheating the system out of billions of dollars rather than simply obtaining the benefits to which they are legally entitled. (Personally, I’ll be fine with every white male moron veteran I didn’t want to meet in the Navy “getting theirs” for their vote for Trump. The problem is the what happens to the rest of us.)

Paul Rieckhoff, founder of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America, commented: "Hegseth is undoubtedly the least qualified nominee for SecDef in American history. And the most overtly political. Brace yourself, America."

This nomination is the explanation of why Trump has demanded whoever becomes Senate Majority Leader must pre-emptively accept recess appointments. When even Tommy Tuberville says ”Really? I’d have to think about it” regarding this guy, you see all the “why” you need.

Mike Huckabee, nominee for Ambassador to Israel, believes the West Bank is part of Israel and is not “occupied” because Palestinians “don’t exist.”He’s a “Christian Zionist” the wing of Fundamenalist Insanity that supports Israel because they believe the state of Israel must exist when Jesus returns and Armageddon - the final battle between Good and Evil - is fought on the Plain of Armageddon in northern Israel. The future after that for the Israelis doesn’t look so good, because these people also believe that Jesus will then cast the Jews “into the fiery pit” except for the 144,000 KAPOs who drop to their knees and proclaim him. Throughout his political career, Netanyahu has gone out of his way to cozy up to these people as “Allies of Israel.” He and Huckabee should get along like the proverbial peas in the pod. (Hope you’re still happy with all your protest votes, residents of Dearborn - we did try to warn you this shit would happen thanks to.) Essentially, think of him as the End Times Ambassador.

John Ratcliffe, Trump’s nominee for CIA Director, was previously his Director of National Intelligence in Trump 1.0 - in that position, he sat on the whistleblower report of Trump’s attempted extortion of Vladimir Zelensky that led to Impeachment No. 1. I can’t think of anything more that needs to be said.

Yesterday, Trump named Elmo Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy as co-chairs of the Department of Government Efficiency. DOGE (get the joke?) is not actually a government agency at all, but merely an advisory commission. They will have no budget for their non-existent “department,” and their “advice” will only become fact if Congress acts favorably on what they advise.

Mike Murphy put up a savvy prediction of how this will work at his Substack :

1.) Great fanfare; 2.) Nice offices; 3.) Painful discovery I: Fed Gov’t doesn’t work like hedge fund or start up; 4.) Painful discovery II: 75% of Fed spending is basically on auto-pilot; 5.) Epic squabbling with Agencies, Congress, WH; 6.) Elon gets bored. Wiles kills it off

Yes, this all looks as bad as it really is, but let’s remember that Trump’s “eccentric mix of interests and priorities” is NOT well aligned with the public’s hopes and fears. Remember George Bush taking his 2004 “political capital” to “reform” Social Security? We should particularly remember Nancy Pelosi’s response to the Vichy Democrats who asked her what the Democrats’ Social Security reform counter-offer would be. “None. Is that clear?”

Carrying out all these fascist fantasies will be challenging for the “birds of a feather” surrounding Trump. Their “politics” range from being at once dovish and hawkish, libertarian and activist, traditionalist and revolutionary, authoritarian and anti-establishment. The chances they will end up at cross-purposes before next June are One Hundred Percent.

There is no constituency for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. taking fluoride out of our drinking water, and in fact there is no authority for the Federal government to base any such decision on. And the majority of Americans do believe in vaccines. Even the dumbasses in the 310 Area Code and the (Rich) People’s Republic of Santa Monica are coming around on this.

All the whackadoodles who think they’ve won a mandate for their pet cause, even though voters have no idea who they are or what they want, are about to discover that the majority of Americans aren’t likely to be on board with this bullshit when they find out. Ovr 70 percent of Americans are opposed to Project 2025 now, and that’s unlikely to change in the 724 days before the 2026 mid-term election, when these MAGAmorons discover the truth of their “overwhelming victory.”

Trump’s favorite fantasies, from mass deportations to steep tariffs, will very likely prove fairly unpopular when he actually tries to put them into practice.

This is going to be the story of the next 724 days: over-reach and extremism, with large dollop of incompetence and crazy.

And just in case you wondered how long it would be before te jackals decided to celebrate their victory by going after their own, if you bet “one week and a day” - come on down! You win.

Hard-line conservatives are plotting to challenge Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) for the gavel during Wednesday’s internal House GOP elections, four sources familiar with the matter told The Hill.

The sources — who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive internal deliberations — said the conservatives are planning to nominate an alternative candidate to Johnson for Speaker during Wednesday’s internal GOP elections. The sources said they are still discussing whom to nominate, and one source cautioned that the opposition could fall apart.

“There will be a nomination,” one of the sources said. The intent is to show opposition within the House GOP to Johnson’s bid to continue as Speaker, one of the sources said. The House GOP is set to consider Johnson for Speaker during internal GOP elections on Wednesday.

See? They are still Dumber Than Shit.

The 12 worst people surrounding Trump according to Rolling Stone:

1. Elon Musk; 2. Stephen Miller; 3. Robert F. Kennedy Jr ; 4. Tom Homan; 5. Mike Davis; 6. JD Vance'; 7. Ric Grenell; 8. Jeff Clark; 9. Laura Loomer; 10. Kash Patel; 11. Russel Vought; 12. Tucker Carlson

Don’t worry, the list of recess appointees is only going to get worse. Trump just nominated Tulsi Gabbard to be Director of National Intelligence. What a fucking oxymoron.

Alina Habba no brain is said to be Trump’s likely nominee for White House Press Secretary.

And yes, “clowns with flamethrowers, still have flamethrowers.”

[yxkanna]

They’re there when he steps out of his apartment: a woman, holding a recording device in her hand, and a man holding a camera. At the sight of him, the woman hurriedly rises, waving her companion forward as she approaches, extending a hand.

“Nick Lee? I’m Ella Thomas, TMZ. Do you have any comments about the recent article by the Metro New York, or any of the newest allegations coming out? Is it true that you were in a gang? Does Daenerys know of your criminal past?”

in other news... // anonymous

IT'S BEEN TWO days since he got put on leave. Paid, sure, but leave is leave is leave. Sorry, Lee. Bureaucratic bullshit - we'll get you back in as soon as it's sorted out. Yeah, okay. Sure. Won't crash the rig withoutcha, Nicky, Lily had assured him, but he could sense the concern in her voice. Sure, sure. See you soon.

A MAN NEEDS groceries, and so he steps out of his building, running over his grocery list in his mind as he starts walking to the closest bodega. He sees them - doesn't know what exactly they want from him until after the woman introduces herself.

HE SEES RED.

RAGE DICTATES THAT he punches her, punches the camera guy, takes said camera and smashes it on the sidewalk, take her recorder and curb stomp it, curb stomp them - you're not him. You're not him, you're not him, you're not him, you're not him. He's successful in holding himself back, but his mouth flies as it always does, something they should be grateful for in this moment since it means he's not beating the shit out of them.

"WHICH GANG YOU think I was in? Huh? Which one? Actually - don't fuckin' answer that, doesn't matter. How fuckin' stupid do you have to be to walk up on someone who you think might'a been in a fuckin' gang and ask such a dumbfuck question, huh? You think you're gonna get a real answer outta me aside from fuck yourself? Get the fuck outta my face - I see you rat fucks aroun' here again an' I'm gonna make your life hell with so many libel an' harassment charges you're not gonna know what to do with yourself. Fuck outta here."

HE'S A HURRICANE as he storms off, long legs carrying him away from here, past the bodega, past the others he stops at, all the way to the subway station where he can scream and not be heard over the roaring of the tracks.

[briliantlymad]

blocked like 29 people cus they think fictional characters should be treated like real life people. and if you're so stupid im sorry but we're on different levels here. i cannot fathom acting like shipping fictional characters is a sin because 'its gross thats illegal'

no you dumbfuck its not illegal. it is not a crime because these characters do not exist. an artist making obikin art is not a criminal for drawing something you find ick.

'they're master and apprentice' THEY DONT EXIST? THERE ARE NO DEATH STARS NO JEDI NO SITH THEY ARE NOT REAL

you need understand that what a person ships or doesnt ship does not make them a good or a bad person.

[shuihuzhuan]

you know, it's been confirmed that the hackers are in fact a bunch of assholes trying to get money, and more than that, they're very small fish for which targeting ao3 and others makes sense

in short, ao3 isn't faking this. But these guys ain't big ole terrorists. They're petty criminals.

now, I've had just about enough of people putting their feetsies down and being obstinate dumbfucks that'll defend their first presumption to the day they die (or forget this incident happened)

shut

the fuck

up

[matt-imagines-popcorn]

Hey it’s me the person who asked for the Seth ask. When I asked it I didn’t see that you had requests closed at the time, sorry for that. But now that they are, if your not being overwhelmed with asks, and if you want to, I would like to see a continuation of it. I really liked the first one and I want to see more.

Hell yeah of course!!!

Seth Learns How to Chill Out PT 2

 “You promised me a year! That was our deal!” You yelled, your raise ringing out through the room.  “Of course, but seeing your lack of improvement I figured a time crunch would inspire some,” Their voice was steady, if not, then with a slight annoyance on their tongue. 

Against your judgment, Seth listened. 

They knew your origination wouldn’t keep true to their word, you were just ludicrous enough to catch on to that yet. Seth was a war criminal even before their corruption, it was a miracle you or anyone else didn’t immediately kill them on the spot.  Not that anyone else could, not everyday someone could bring Seth down to their knees.  Yet here you are, choosing mercy over them.

Damn fool, should’ve killed me when you had the chance.

Even now, with their combat files behind a firewall, they could still take on most of your organization's best assassins. 

Then why stay?

Why I could leave, I would prefer my files back. 

But that’s not it either. 

Seth ignored the previous thought,  blaming it on their corruption and shifting focus back on you. 

“Well, you can either take the time given or bring it in and prove to me that it's stable.” A deafening pause from you, one that Seth expected to happen yet it still stung all the game. You stuttered the next few words out, “I can’t,”.

“Very well then, six weeks it is.”

.----.

“What is it for?” Seth asked, still playing with the device in his hands. It was nothing special, a square-shaped item, with buttons that make clicking songs and spurs that spun.  “It’s called a stim toy,” Your voice was quiet, most likely thinking about the conversion from earlier still. 

“People use them to help with focus.” Seth felt … conflicted with the tone of your voice.

The defeat in tone rang heavily yet nicely in their ears. However, the feeling whiplashes them fast, and shame tightens in their chest.  They are unaware of this feeling, but it is quite unpleasant.

You're feeling guilty, dumbfuck. 

Ignoring the thought, they spoke.

“You’re at your wick's end,” Seth placed the ‘toy’ down, making eye contact towards you.  “Thinking I’ll enjoy playing with these … play things.”

You frown at this statement, more out of disappointment than actual sadness. 

“Do you even want to live?”  You asked, Seth stared at you, a bit surprised at your question. 

Well, that was new. 

You took his silence as stalling.  “Obviously, you don’t care about improving, despite the progress you’re making.” Seth couldn’t help but laugh at that statement.

“Progress?”  His tone was already intense, “What’s the matter of it? Even if I do return to a stable state, which I assure you I won’t - I  won’t ever return to my original strength, my status, when-”

“When you were a war criminal.” You interrupted, a huff escaping out of you shortly after.

The more disappointed they sound the more guilt that plagues the robot.

Oh shut up.

With a hefty sigh, you got up.

“We’re done for the day,”

.----.

Six weeks have too quickly turned into one.  Seth watched as you tried everything in the book.

Meditation walks - hell, they even tried yoga. 

Still, they had their random bits of outbursts, Seth’s mind being far too gone to remember anything outside of him.  Seth knew of their fate, even if they were stable, they’ll be shot dead thanks to their involvement with SIN.

At least you tried.

Seth grumbled, cleaning up the small room you two shared.

It was the least they could do.

A low hum is what broke them from their thoughts.  Seth turned, ready to attack the intruder - but instead was faced with you. You were horribly quiet, an ominous sight as you were seemingly naturally loud and cheerful. 

They forget you're an assassin for a reason.

You placed a disc down on a nearby table. Seth stared at it, confusion on their face.  “It should make the firewall go away,” You explained “I’m quitting this life,”

Seth didn’t hesitate to place it in their core, feeling whole again. Well, almost whole at least. 

“If you want to keep yours, I advise you to do the same.”  For some reason, your statement made them worry, not that they’ll admit it out loud of course. But still, they felt the need to ask.

“Will you be fine?” You laughed at their question. “Oh does the mighty Seth worry for me?” There it is, your dumb mockery he grew familiar with.

You enjoy it, you fat liar.

“I fought you and won didn’t I?” Seth internally groans at the memory, still embarrassed to let a puny human overtake them. 

Then out of nowhere.

“Will we see each other again?” The words escaped their mouth before they could even process them.

“Hey it’s a bit hard to miss a giant robot with floating hair,” You joked, a soft smile on your face. 

“Will we see each other again,” 

.----.

You walked around the market, looking at the various fruits they had.

It’s been two months since you last saw your friend.

Or had a good bed to sleep in really.

You have no idea where they could be if they were even alive. You tried not to think of the possibility. While yes, they were harsh at times, their good moments really shined through. 

Someone came up next to you, and you paid them no mind, believing them to be a fellow customer. Then they placed their hand on your lower back, making you tense.  However when they said your name, their voice sounded familiar. 

You turned to be faced with a tall being, concealed with a brown hood. It looked like an average human, with tan skin and long black hair, but at a closer look, you noticed their familiar yellow eyes you have grown to miss. 

“Seth.”

Currently suffering through finals - pray for me

[selamat-linting]

so anyway, back to bitching again (i always bitch) yall know the women's group? the one i talked about? yeah so a little backstory first for the newcomers: this girl, she was a former member of a branch of my org. she was from another town. when she moved here, she's supposed to be helping my branch right? but no, she broke off with no warning, and started a women's group with her friends. thats the group im talking about. they focus on producing art / writing as a form of their resistance. with the occasional charity event in-between. its a very laid-back almost apolitical group. my girl plans to push her friends' left by meeting them on their own terms. doing resistance the way theyre comfortable with and hoping it would influence them to be radical.

suffice to say, it failed. my girl is kicked out of the group she founded, and when i offer her to go back here, she doesnt want to. claiming this town is too far gone for any meaningful resistance. my feelings on that loaded response is well documented on this blog but anyway. lets go to the present

this group is now doing another event, a talk show about mental health. now this would be good except the topic is this, "self diagnosis: valid or not" featuring a fucking psychiatrist.

i dont know, maybe because im a victim of (mild) medical neglect from a psychiatrist, and im firmly anti-psychiatry after seeing how lucky i got compared to my comrades with a more stigmatized disorder, but this is just wack to me. idc.

like, first of all, in what world that a discussion of whether self-dx is a special topic of discourse to be treated this way? girl look at the state of our healthcare system. look at how we lack a social safety net. look at how there's practically no help for abuse and bullying victims. we dont even have a homeless shelter in this town! look at how many mental health workers that still treats homosexuality as a disease or asks child abuse victims to forgive their parents. look at how the criminal system treats addicts!!! look at the prisons! by god look at the prisons!!! prison inmates are prime examples of men and women who is failed by the state over and over again and end up hurting and abusing everyone around them, fueling the cycle anew.

youre putting the cart between the horse, by discoursing about self diagnosis when you havent even talked about how bad society is falling apart and how inefficient and inaccessible the healthcare system is. and im not just talking about the money, i know treatment's free, but is it really treatment when you have to wait four hours every two weeks just to meet an out of touch doctor for five minutes who'd just tell you to forgive your abuser then dose you up with potentially addictive medications without telling you the side-effects or even listening to your concerns?

also wow, inviting a shrink for a self dx discussion. i would bet money their stance is that theyre against it because heyyy therapy is free and covered by national insurance uwu and its your personal responsibility xoxo. very neoliberal. i always suspect their politics is as progressive as a gay conservative since they decided not to make a post acknowledging pride month when they personally call themselves a feminist collective. how come a group of college-educated women could be this unserious? unprincipled? eugh. i expected better of them than the empty headed dumbfuck boys who made a metalcore concert for a day where at least a million people died by the hands of the state but turns out theyre just a different flavor of annoying and ignorant.

but i guess i have to act professional and nice around them since they did agree to help for the pro palestine campaign. i hate this fr fr!!!!!

[whatitis-inside]

I've seen peeps on IG doing the exact opposite that zuzla is claiming and they are right, we may not pay his bills but not judging him or shading him when he does stupid things what is going to do is reforce inside him and his team that he can get away with anything he does/shams/dates/treat social justice issues/etc. And that's dangerous. VERY dangerous, esp if he goes down the rails as Armie did.

Just bc he's your fave doesn't mean he gets a pass for doing dumb shit and getting cozy with a family that at this rate and seeing how many people are speaking up they are going to go to televised criminal court and lose all their appeal. I'm so sorry, but just bc he may or not may be stucking his tongue down Kylie's throat doesn't make him or the KarJenners likeable, and the sooner he gets the message of stop being a dumbfuck, the better. He's pushing 30, he's not a child anymore ffs.

I do agree with you - I get that everyone in the HW is doing the same shit, but just coz everyone does it doesn't mean he has to.

At the same time, I get that some people do not care about it, and it's fine for them. Perhaps if more people would care then HW wouldn't look like this but we will never know.

As for now I'm only waiting for the Kylothee pics and him appearing on their shit show on Hulu. From the youngest Oscar nom to being filmed with Kardashians.