#crimebag is A+

[flintstill]

"a-bonjour crimebag" 😂

the inspiration for piñatas

[incorrecttwsted]

Dumb thought but what if Denzel is allergic to horses? Specifically, Riddle's horse, Vorpal?

That is hilarious and that's now canon.

Expanding on this idea, Denzel is scared of horses in general because of their size and his allergies. He is convinced Vorpal knows this and is intentionally going after him.

He would absolutely have beef with a horse.

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

I'M FINALLY GETTING TO PLAY A KOBOLD IN D&D

Their name is Tinkits Crimebag, a trickster domain cleric who owns a little shop of knick knacks that they definitely absolutely tooootally didn't steal. I'm planning on them being quite the charlatan, examples being using the "create water" spell to sell more umbrellas, making people pay for their clerical healing, peddling 4 different flavors of snake oil at any given time, etc etc. I'm VERY excited!!!

The campaign our DM is running also has dragon in the title... I am definitely normal about that....

[brenshor]

Enid: Bonjour crimebag!

Wednesday:

Enid: What ya doing? More crimes??

Wednesday:

Wednesday: That's french...

[flock-talk]

Crimebag at it again

[ohgodsalazarwhy]

Crimebag on the loose

[ladytemeraire]

Local crimebag is up to her usual shenanigans. (And yes I took the sliver away from her after I stopped filming.)

[crimebags]

MASTERPOST

This is the crimebags masterpost! Welcome to our silly little corner.

Person intros:

Blue

Sawyer

(everyone else. I'm too lazy to add anything more)

[pawsandreflect]

My crimebag son with the duck he stole right out of his brother’s mouth.

[birb-2]

💜🩷👀💀🖕

Well shit lmaoooo

@temporalcomedian @crimebags @lilacwriter07 care to fact check?

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

"Food waste is a product of a lack of imagination"

*casts "Purify Food and Drink" on a dumpster*

-- Tinkits Crimebag

[stephdemonprince]

so sausgae the crimebag has retained his ribbon, not puked at all. now we have to hope he shits it out. or its surgery.

[the-aplatonic-cavalry]

criminals

finger biting crimebags

shame them

[birb-2]

FUCK YES!!!!!

OI @temporalcomedian @crimebags

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[dogmen-of-glass]

Crimebags

Are you doing crimes

I stole a yard sign with Al? -Zack

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

Phew! Didn't realize how long I was in the back working on stuff, things have gotten dusty here in the archives!

I heard you all liked my idea for Tinkits Crimebag, and I am excited to reveal part of what I've been working so hard on!

Check out this link and you'll see Tinkits's FULL character sheet including awesome HeroForge pics, all the stuff they sell in their little merchant cart, their character bio, spell list, and more!!!

I can't recommend this character sheet website enough, it's super easy to use and is one of the most mobile friendly websites I've ever seen! It's all free and open source too, and allows you to use material from any 5e publication, or even create your custom things too!

Let me know what you think, enjoy exploring!!! ✨🙌😊✨