#crepe propaganda

[monards]

ohhhh you wanna read "Show Me, And I Will Lie" so bad... you wanna read "Show Me, And I Will Lie" by NutmegOnAStick on ao3 so bad that youre actually doing it right now....

[monards]

IJUST GOT GOME I NEEDTOREAD AUUUUUGGHGGH

GUYS SORRY FOR THE WAIT

@monards @unknownthistle @midnight-arandombanana @thespianinthebackcorner @eruditic-akechi @sleepless-rants

(If i missed someone im so sorry)

[starryrock]

Thinking about making something based on this specific genre of my favorite characters. In the meantime, alignment chart.

I tried using MULTIPLE different templates and in the end, this is the only one I stuck with. This is probably inaccurate but I’m really hungry so I don’t care about that right now.

[mad-scientist-showdown]

i dont think hes likely to win just because transformers isnt as well-known as some of the other media on the list, but tarantulas deserves to make it to quarter-finals at least

fun facts about tarantulas (from the idw comics, "sins of the wreckers" mini-series):

created a hellish prison dimension he called the "Noisemaze" that tortures people with sensory overload

created the "Timemaze", which allows the user to time travel and access alternate realities

is a father (first transformer to create an artificial life-form thats also another transformer)

is a robot AND a furry (turned himself into a giant spider)

has canonically said "come…i want to show you something naughty" several times

I saw this quote of his while looking him up during the nominations phase and it was enough for me

[ID: "You're (begin italics) insane (end italics)."

"So they (begin italics) saa (end italics)-aay! Wbrrwbrrbbppth!" /End ID]

[sillyliltournamentblog]

STAR'S BLORBO BRACKET: ROUND 2

STRAWBERRY CREPE COOKIE (cookie run) (past blorbo) VS ESPEON (pokémon)

VOTERS: please be aware that strawberry crepe cookie uses they/them pronouns! NO HE/HIM OR SHE/HER, PLEASE!

my propaganda

crepe: they're a silly lil enby kid who may be a BIT of a bitch hehe

espeon: purple psychic kitty!!!!!

[curiositasmundi]

[...]

Oggi il più grande alleato di Israele è Hamas e tutti coloro che rispondono con la violenza alla violenza. Perché offrono a Netanyahu ed i suoi sodali scuse per compiere ogni scempio in nome della legittima difesa e del diritto di esistere che negano agli altri. Prima la provocazione, poi la reazione violenta, poi una risposta ancora più cruenta. A Gaza come ovunque, da decenni. Una spirale di violenza che con Netanyahu ed i suoi sodali sta però superando il limite trascinando Israele verso l’autodistruzione. Questo perché la situazione sta sfuggendo di mano e la vita sta diventando impossibile anche per gli stessi israeliani costretti a vivere in un bunker anche mentale divorati dalla paura mentre fuori non c’è affatto il paradiso. La guerra ha causato una pesante crisi economica, si perdono posti di lavoro mentre il costo della vita è alle stelle. Intere aree del paese come quelle del nord della Galilea o attorno a Gaza, sono evacuate da mesi ed interi comparti sono crollati. Con ingenti risorse pubbliche sprecate in armamenti sempre più sofisticati invece che per i servizi ai cittadini, l’intero paese sta diventando un insediamento accerchiato da nemici. Ma l’odio si ritorce contro chi lo prova. La società israeliana è frantumata. Mentre la stampa internazionale indossa la museruola imposta dalla lobby pro Israele, a casa sua Netanyahu è considerato il neofascista che è. La dolorosa vicenda degli ostaggi di Hamas ha fatto saltare ogni ipocrisia, a Netanyahu e al suo governo non frega nulla nemmeno dei parenti israeliani degli ostaggi che da mesi protestano chiedendo un accordo. L’obiettivo di occupare i rimasugli di Palestina viene prima di tutto. Loro stessi e i loro deliri estremisti vengono prima di tutto. In Israele vi sono poi storicamente personalità e movimenti progressisti che nulla hanno a che fare con questa deriva neofascista. Ci sono ad esempio giovani obiettori di coscienza israeliani in galera di cui nessuno parla, ci sono gruppi di pacifisti ebrei sovente presi a legnate dai coloni, ci sono personalità e perfino rabbini che sono per la convivenza pacifica e pro Palestina. La società israeliana è profondamente lacerata ed è da una di queste crepe che può generarsi l’implosione. Da anni in Israele i governi durano come le arance e prima della guerra gli israeliani hanno riempito le piazze per mesi in nome di una democrazia liberale messa a rischio del delirio di onnipotenza di Netanyahu che voleva sottomettere la Giustizia alla politica. Pur di non mollare, Netanyahu ha messo insieme un governo con l’estrema destra e fin dal primo giorno butta benzina sul fuoco per tenere unita la società israeliana in nome del sempiterno nemico comune. Ma vi sono anche altre fratture. Gli invasati religiosi col doppio passaporto ululano alla Terra Promessa ma poi sono i primi a fare le valige e tornarsene a Brooklyn quando volano i missili, ma ad andarsene sono anche molti cittadini moderati esasperati da una terra anche per loro diventata maledetta. Un conto è la propaganda, un conto la realtà. Emblematiche le pubblicità sui media israeliani per convincere ebrei in giro per il mondo a trasferirsi negli orrendi condomini vista mare. In Israele vi sono poi schiere di invasati religiosi mantenuti dai contribuenti e perfino esenti dalla leva e questo mentre gli altri devono tirare la cinghia e continuamente mollare tutto per arruolarsi. E vi sono minoranze come quella araba, in sostanza palestinesi sottomessi che abbassano la testa in pubblico e la alzano in privato. Paura ma anche ipocrisia perché in Israele hanno servizi e un tenore di vita almeno fino ad oggi migliore rispetto a quello dell’altra parte del muro. Perfino l’esercito ha mugugnato contro i politici negli ultimi mesi e gli psicologi sono sommersi di soldati traumatizzati di ritorno da Gaza. Netanyahu ed i suoi sodali sono detestati da gran parte degli israeliani, eppure per egoismo continuano a schiacciare l’acceleratore ed ignorare ogni malcontento. È questo il vero fascismo ed è questo che potrebbe portare Israele allo schianto.

[...]

[friends-to-lovers-tournament]

Friends to Lovers Tournament: Round 1, Side B, Match 17

propaganda under the cut!

Chrobin:

Imagine finding a stranger on the ground, picking them up, and saying 'you are one of us now!' That's Chrobin for you! Chrom quite literally found Robin laying in a field unconscious and decided to bring them along on his little routine mission but one thing leads to another and Chrom is never without Robin. The two fight off medieval zombies, travel the continent, suffer and heal together as their story goes on. The core of Robin and Chrom's relationship is their friendship but the game gives you the option to have them get married and wow, Chrobin real!!! I could ramble about their tragedy or their silliness but it all leads back to their friendship and how they stick together no matter what life and death throws at them. In a later game in the series their souls are imprinted together in an ancient weapon. What's more romantic than being a powerful magical bracelet together?

KohaAi:

first of all they were online friends before their introduction to the game where they lost contact with each other after a while. they first met in real life after moving into the idol dorms where they met by chance. aira, meeting kohaku for the first time, LITERALLY CALLED HIM PRETTY AND WHEN HE WOKE UP IN THE MORNING, HE THOUGHT HE WAS DREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW PRETTY HE THOUGHT KOHAKU WAS. and they also think each other's names (and each other) are beautiful! theres also the fact they love each other's company and hang out just with just the two of them all the time (and theyre each other's first person to hang out with). theres even an official 4-koma where theyre basically going out on a date for crepes and boba and kohaku's cousin, tsukasa, steals his boba and kohaku WALKS OUT OF FRAME HOLDING AIRA'S HAND. FOR WHAT REASON !!! not to mention theres an official scout story where they had to act romantically together for a job and didn't even act any different and the director was like yup! perfect! that was romantic! and i will never recover. theyve shared food together, they like getting gifts for each other, and always believe theyve got each others backs. kohaku also canonically is very weak to aira. aira wanted kohaku to do a dance trend with him and he thought it was embarrassing but then aira started pouted and kohaku was like NOOOOO I CANT SAY NO TO THAT FACE. and speaking of aira's face, kohaku has CANONICALLY admitted that he loves seeing aira's happy faces and even referred to him as "a special person" (translated) using a term meant for people you really love, and usually is in regards to lovers ! and last but certainly not least, the yoru ni kakeru cover they did with their units! their lines were:

Both: Even so, someday we'll surely, we'll understand each other 

Kohaku: I believe that

Aira: In the troubling days, I became unable to smile

Kohaku: You are truly beautiful in my eyes

there might be more but these are the ones off the top of my head

[annoyingblondebracket]

Round 1 | Poll 6

~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.

Propaganda (very long on both ends 😭) under the cut!

Madeleine Cookie:

~ everyone he has any kind of relationship with thinks he's insufferable (espresso cookie, financier) except for his family and he is so full of himself and always makes a show out of being a noble divine hero or something like that. His in-game story description says " On the day of his Commander's Oath-taking, Madeleine Cookie dedicated himself to the Divine and was granted the Sword and Shield of Radiant Light, which he prizes the most among his numerous possessions. The glorious Knight Commander's usual duties included trotting around the city on his snow-white sugar horse or letting his heavy cape flutter dramatically on the wind during his sparring sessions." (this is not all of it btw just the part abt him being annoying) and just fuckin look at him that's the face of a man who is never going to shut up about himself ever some trivia from his wiki page: - According to his unique loading screen's flavor text, "Madeleine Cookie excels at swinging his sword to heroic music with his cape fluttering in the wind." - According to his aunts, Madeleine Cookie has a sweet tooth and wouldn't eat anything if it wasn't sugary as a child. They also mention that he used to kick the blanket away when napping as a baby. -In the Halloween Commotion Costume Set Story, Strawberry Crepe Cookie analyzed Madeleine Cookie's dough and found "the most ridiculous amount of narcissism", alongside a considerable amount of light energy. also an interaction between madeleine and espresso M: Another magnificent day of my cloak waving in the wind! Wouldn't you agree? E: Of course. Yes. How marvelous. Please excuse me, I have rather urgent business to attend to. M: Too busy to even marvel at moi? What's the point of living then? also has a bond story with him and espresso called "we've never met" and it's about espresso avoiding him like the plague after seeing each other for the first time in a long while (if i remember correctly) another thing: just compare him to Financier Cookie, who is essentially madeleine 2 except she's not annoying and actually has respect for people and tries to protect people without looking for the satisfaction of being given praise or adoration. madeleine and financier are both paladins, they both are sworn to the divine, they're both from the same place, and YET financier turned out SO much better than he did. in one of financier's quotes, she says "Ser Madeleine Cookie could be so much more than... that." and in the kingdom overworld quotes, she also says "Light, guide my blade! ...What?! Madeleine Cookie says that?!" GIRL DOES NOT WANT TO BE COMPARED TO OR ON THE SAME LEVEL AS HIM JUST. WHAT IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM

~ Theseus was an auto-admission and thus has no proganda! However as a Theseus yumejoshi it would be remiss of me to add nothing here, so here's some of my favourite lines of his <3

[lxmitlxss]

KAZUKI SHIMIZU

FACECLAIM: Satsuki Shishio

NAME: Kazuki Shimizu NICKNAME: Kazu-kun,Kazu,’Zuki,Shimizu-chan AGE: Default;19-20(anywhere from 15-30 depending on AU) GENDER: genderfluid (he/they pronouns usually) SEX: male BIRTHDAY: July 25th WESTERN ZODIAC: Leo SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: panromantic

APPEARANCE

HAIR: short, wavy, slightly curly COLOR: black EYES: bright and lively, but curious ad questioning COLOR: pale blue SKIN: slightly tan BODY: thin and averagely built, kinda lanky though HEIGHT: 5’7” WEIGHT: 124 lbs

PERSONALITY

POSITIVE: agreeable, amiable, benevolent, calm, charming, cheerful, clever, courageous, creative, curious, dedicated, dutiful, empathetic, friendly, good-natured, hardworking, helpful, honest, insightful, intelligent, observant, optimistic, patient, resourceful, sociable, studious, sweet,, understanding, warm, witty NEGATIVE:  anxious, blunt, disorderly, distractable, forgetful, frivolous, impulsive, indecisive, lazy, meddlesome, obsessive (computers and technology), passive, petty, secretive, vague,  NEUTRAL: adaptable, allocentric, calculating, childish, excitable, fanciful, forgiving, intuitive, loyal, naive, opportunistic, silly, selfless, trusting, well-meaning, wishful QUIRKS: He is very good at reading people, but sometimes, and mostly for the weirdest things, he’s oblivious. LIKES: computers and technology, radios, cats and birds, space and science, anime and manga, thunderstorms and rain, sunrises, cloud gazing, piano and violin music, techno and house music, j-rock and k-rock, sweaters and turtlenecks, snow, winter, mint green and sky blue, crepes, strawberries, sushi, salmon, starbucks coffee DISLIKES: bullies, propaganda, large mean-looking animals(large dogs mostly), homework and actual work, having to actually do things, intense heat and frigid cold, some rap(he likes the beats but he thinks some curse too much), bitter tea, really loose clothing and shorts, fall(see next item), saying goodbye, bland food FEARS: being alone, nighttime, being a disappointment  PHOBIAS: amnesiphobia(fear of amnesia)/athazagoraphobia(fear of being forgotten or forgetting), Spheskophobia(fear of wasps)

Kazuki Shimizu is the half-blooded son of the technology consultant that travels the world, Hayato Shimizu, and his mother Angelica Campbell. His parents had met in America, where Mr. Shimizu had stayed for a slightly extended business trip due to complications in the office. Kazuki was born with the intention of moving back to Japan when he was old enough, but as his mother’s health declined, Hayato let them stay with his maternal family. Angelica died shortly before the mother’s day before her son turned five, so he doesn’t remember her clearly. His birthday was July 25th, and shortly after his fifth, his father put him on a plane to Japan to live with his grandmother, Kaede Shimizu.

He grew up rather normally in Japan, although he struggle from being teased for his bright blue eyes. A group of boys at his middle school largely bullied him for being half Japanese despite being top of his class. He eventually learned how to deter them, and actually made a few friends out of some of them. He found himself doing favors for his friends, honing his hacking skills by getting into his friends’ accounts when they lost their passwords or something of the sort, and got in trouble a few time for harmless little pranks on his father’s company computers.

During high-school he made a friend named Kouki Fukushima, and they’re thick as thieves for decades.

[music-oc-tournament]

OUR FIRST ROUND OF FIGHTING HAS FINISHED!

It was a close and bloodthirsty battle! While every villain here was incredible and terrifying in their own right, only 16 have survived the struggle! These 16 will be moving on, continuing the fight to be the best villain there ever was! ....The rest will probably go get coffee or something.

I'll relist our competitors below the cut, but! First I want to say that we will be having another period of propaganda! If your villain is still in the running, feel free to remind people why they should win it all! I may go back and reblog some old propaganda to refresh people, as well. Polls will start on Sunday, the 30th!

Now, on with Round TWO of the bracket!

SIDE A

POLYBIUS, NO AGE LISTED, XE/IT/SHE/THEY, AN AI VIRUS MASQUERADING AS A VIDEO GAME ASSISTANT, CREATED BY @threedeemensional

VS RAINIE, 29, SHE/HER, A FLIRTY MURDERER WITH A GRUDGE, CREATED BY @rainecloud020604

SOPHIA WYNECROSS, 17, SHE/THEY + NEOPRONOUNS, THEY ARE TRAPPING PEOPLE IN AN AMUSEMENT PARK DUE TO THE INSTRUCTIONS OF A CRUEL GOD, CREATED BY @s-ccaam-era-crepe

VS LUCE MONTAGNE, 28 (CHRONOLOGICALLY 130ISH), ANY/ALL PRONOUNS, A LESBIAN NECROMANCER WITH A PENCHANT FOR BLOOD MAGIC, CREATED BY @bleedingtooth

PRESLEY BALIK, 23, SHE/HER, A SELECTIVELY MUTE GIRLBOSS WITH A RADIOLOGY DEGREE AND A NEW JOB TORTURING ATHLETES IN A GLADIATORIAL ARENA, CREATED BY @maxiewell

VS MOTHER, 40-50ISH, SHE/HER, AN EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE MOTHER TO HER PROTAGONIST, CREATED BY @skyderman

CARL DENVER, 48, HE/HIM, DESCRIBED AS A MONSTER, A MURDERER, A PARASITE BITING ITS LEECH, AND A BISEXUAL BABYGIRL, CREATED BY @kingeyelidz

VS CLUENCE, UNKNOWN AGE BUT APPEARING BETWEEN 45-55, HE/HIM, A CEO FOR AN ENTIRE CITY WHO HAS A CURSE THAT HAS REPLACED HIS BODILY FLUIDS WITH INK, CREATED BY @cassettics

SIDE B

NATHAN, 24 BUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME IS IRRELEVANT TO HIM, HE/HIM, AN IMMORTAL WHO MUST KILL IN ORDER TO REINCARNATE AND IN AN OBSESSIVE LOVE WITH ANOTHER OF HIS KIND, CREATED BY @laikacore

VS JACQUES JACQUIER, 120 YEARS OLD, PRIMARILY HE/HIM BUT ANY PRONOUNS ARE OK, A DEMON AND RIGHT HAND MAN OF THE LORD OF HELL WHO LIVES BY THE MOTTO OF "SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK'N'ROLL", CREATED BY @wrappedinblack

VIRGROXAAN, ANY PRONOUNS (PRIMARILY SHE/IT), AGE UNKNOWN, A CORRUPTIVE BEING HELLBENT ON PLUNGING THE WORLD INTO DESPAIR AND CHAOS WITH THE INTENTION OF ENJOYING EVERY SECOND OF HUMANITY’S AGONY, CREATED BY @numberonemagolorfan

VS YUUKO NISENIWA, AGELESS (20'S PHYSICALLY), SHE/HER, A KITSUNE GIRL FROM THE OTHERWORLD WHO POSES AS A THERAPIST IN ORDER TO MISLEAD AND DISRUPT THE DREAMS OF HUMANS, CREATED BY @tlvq

SOMMNUS, 19, HE/HIM AND THEY/THEM, A HERO FROM TWO LONG LINEAGES OF IMPORTANT HEROES, WHO EVENTUALLY LEAVES AND BECOMES A VILLAIN WITH THEIR 'ROOMMATE', CREATED BY @exist101

VS ROTT, 230, HE/HIM, A COMEDIC AND SARCASTIC GUY WHO'S SECRETLY A ZOMBIE THAT FEASTS ON OTHERS TO SUSTAIN HIMSELF, CREATED BY @transsalad

RASPUTIN, AGE UNKNOWN, HE/THEY, A KENKU-ESQUE CREATURE OBSESSED WITH ACHIEVING GODHOOD, AND KILLING OTHER GODS IN THE PROCESS, CREATED BY @tiktaaliker

VS CRYPTO SYMBOL, ADULT, SHE/THEY/HE, AN AGENDER, AROMANTIC, ASEXUAL SWAG DOOFENSHMIRTZ-ESQUE VILLAIN WHO ACTS MORE EVIL THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE, CREATED BY @element-kitten-klaws

[fluff-e-boy]

So glad to see my strawberry crepe & milky way propaganda taking off, we’re so right for that

[monards]

publicly kneeling for somebody to write a character study about post cataclysm rhine coming to terms with having to be immortal (and made to outlive almost everybody she could care about) all while being just as human as before. with andersdotter importance

[annunakitty]

Blaseball propaganda courtesy of Crepe on the Blaseball main discord

Vote Bard for Funny Magic

[mad-scientist-showdown]

CREPE REVIVAL PROPAGANDA<3 PLEASE THEY ARE SO MAD SCIENTIST THEY DESERVE MORE TIME!!!

+ pink and nonbinary. ultimate swag.

[sillyliltournamentblog]

STAR'S BLORBO BRACKET: ROUND 1

STRAWBERRY CREPE COOKIE (cookie run) (past blorbo) VS KOKICHI OUMA (danganronpa)

VOTERS: please be aware that strawberry crepe cookie uses they/them pronouns! NO HE/HIM OR SHE/HER, PLEASE!

my propaganda

crepe: they're a silly lil enby kid who may be a BIT of a bitch hehe

kokichi: my first ever and biggest ever comfort character i'm very sane about him.