#crenny headcanons

[everythingwasnormalhere]

very much late d10 of sptober

them<33 me and @frankensteinposm0 fr lmao

get ready for an art dump btw cuz i finally took the pics of sm of these 😭✨

[sincerelynoir]

I kind of developed a theory where Craig is one of the only people that knows Kenny dies because he can shoot lasers out of his eyes and I think light is an important source scientifically but I haven’t dived that deep into my shitty headcanon because tbh. I don’t think about crenny too much but it was the perfect dynamic to get me through complex grief. That’s for fucking sure.

Anyways maybe a slight elaboration and I do not know science outside of the books and videos I watched,

But if Craig can shoot lasers out of his eyes light would be a source falling from his internal

Light move fast and if his eyes are a source of light. Then he may process things in a way that is a lot speedier ergo hard to miss Kenny’s deaths, maybe

And perhaps since light comes into dark places and brings out the truth.

Idk

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[4awny]

BUT LIKE WHY IS EVERYONE SO QUIET FOR?

[alister312]

hi alister. can we have some date headcanons for your ships <3

HI DANI YES U CAN <3 I’ll do the ships that have been the most on my mind lately bc if I did every single ship I shipped this would be impossibly long

Gregstophe: Honestly I don’t imagine them going on legit dates all that often! I think they’re the sort of couple that just… comes together. Gregory certainly loves the idea of a date, the ceremony of it all. It’s a good excuse to dress up and go somewhere nice, but Christophe doesn’t much see the point in it. He prefers privacy. So I think they often go out but they don’t really call it a “date”.

Style: I think Kyle really likes scheduling couples classes for the two of them. Like cooking classes or learning certain ballroom dances… stuff like that. For one, I think they both love learning new stuff. Second, Kyle can show off himself and Stan to other couples in the class. He got himself the perfect guy and wants everyone to know it.

Crenny: I know it’s not super big these days but MAN do I love me some Classic Crenny™️, with the two of them being little delinquents skipping school or just hanging out at like… the in-between hours, if that makes sense. Late at night, on breaks at work, times like that. As such a lot of their dates are just about spending time around each other but I think one of their favorite things to do is having debates about pointless stuff. They’re silly, they can go as long or as short as either one wants, and it helps them get a better idea of each other’s perspective and worldview without being too upsetting.

Clybevin: My new favorite polycule to bounce around in my head <3 Honestly I think they love going to movie premieres and cons together in cosplay! It’s a perfect blend of all their interests. Bebe loves being able to design and coordinate their outfits, Clyde loves being able to look cool and show off, and Kevin loves being able to geek out about stuff. Outside of that, I think they do like just watching movies and shows together as a date activity. Since their houses are all next to one another, it’s a quick walk to whoever is hosting and they cuddle up in the basement and turn something on.

Twole: I don’t talk about it often but I do think Twole is interesting!! I think both Tweek and Christophe would need total destressers, what with both of their general paranoia and demanding jobs. They probably do relaxing but also physical stuff like yoga… maybe not in a class (Tweek’s afraid to mess up in front of everyone and Christophe want a teacher maybe coming and touching him to correct his position) so they have an instructor on YouTube they like and they follow their videos together.

Dip: I’m such a sucker for Damien trying to be a normal human so bad and Pip has SUCH enthusiastic peppy tour guide energy that I think their dates mainly consist of Pip showing Damien around regular places. It’s a little weird to have someone talk about, say, a mall as if they’re in either an advertisement for or documentary all about the concept of malls, but Pip’s quirky like that and Damien enjoys that.

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craig is really awkward at talking and trying to show his feelings so he's always hugging and holding onto kenny instead. and giving him kisses everywhere. and kenny's the one who likes flirting and giving him pet names and using bad pick up lines ^_^ :3

[nightttdreamers]

YES! YES! YES! I WOULD LISTEN. In fact I would actually be willing to commit crimes that would have me in jail for the rest of my life if it meant I had a little playlist of the songs Kenny and Craig fucked to in your fic ‘Metallic’. Like what’s playing on Craig’s stereo in that car????? God I would do anything for a playlist of that fic. What does Kenny listen to in his room?????? Please tell me.

this ask has been sitting in my notifs for so long because ive literally just been THINKING about it. like every single day i am Thinking. here is what ive come up with and im only like 50% projecting my personal taste on them:

craig as a massive radiohead fan is true matt and trey actually told me directly. i think he's into alt rock but is pretty basic abt it so he likes the pixies, the strokes, cage the elephant. i also think he'd love kendrick lamar!!

to be so honest i think kenny has bad taste <3 just very basic trap music like comethazine, lil baby, post malone, lil uzi. like at the rate his brain works he just wants a super loud beat and very fast lyrics

the first time kenny was in his car craig was nice and let him aux and kenny started blasting the worst fucking like xxxtentacion song and craig couldnt make it 15 seconds in. he most DEFINITELY went home that night and made a playlist for them to hook up to. it's a little cheesy but they'll listen to j. cole, freddie dredd, arctic monkeys, and LCD soundsystem together

i might do a lil youtube playlist for night shift hmm

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

kenny for the ask meme 🧡

Fantastic. Let's get the most important one out of the way🧡🧡 The silliest little booger🫶🫶🫶

Favorite thing about them:

Two things; his unwavering kindness and his immortality.

I love how kind and sweet and charitable he has remained despite, or maybe because of, all the horrors that he's been through. He could've become a cynical asshole and I wouldn't blame him, but instead he dedicated his time caring for his sister, become a symbol of hope for South Park and become a philanthropist once he became rich enough to afford it.

His immortality is just a dope fucking concept and I have so many different AUs and stories in progress where it's the centered topic. It just fascinates me i love it

Least favorite thing about them:

Literally nothing. I love all his ugly ass booger attributes. Even his stupid ass hair dryer side profile. Maybe I hate that he doesn't have enough episodes where he's the main character

Favorite Line:

"Yeah, people don't even care if shit's dumped everywhere. Everyone just loves technology."

"Sometimes, people do stupid things. Sometimes they don't realize what should have come first. Until it's too late."

(Sorry I couldn't pick just one. He's my favorite little guy.)

BrOTP:

Kenny & Kyle >:))) their friendship is SO unexplored even though they have so much canon potential. The fact that Kenny went to Kyle to get his help as Mysterion "because I think you are the smartest kid in class" is so telling for how much he respects Kyle. Then also that Kyle is the one to initiate Kenny's cheesing intervention in the major boobage episode speaks for how Kyle cares for him. And the "I can't die" "It's not pretty cool, Kyle, it fucking hurts!" conversation is so juicy and full of interesting conflict potential. Maybe that's why K2 are the dynamic that receives arguably the most attention in my fic🫶

Also Kenny & Tweek. SO MUCH untapped potential in that dynamic.

And Kenny & Cartman!!! They're such interesting foils in every way, the "fat ugly mean kid and the detached loner poor kid", both the poorest kids at their schools and both with a fascinating dynamic with Butters. They're best friends and rivals, they're each other's biggest haters and somehow have a soft spot for each other too.

OTP:

Kenny and Butters. I'm not gonna elaborate because I'd be sitting here all day but if I could summarize it I'd point you to Mysterion vs Chaos, the fact that Paladin Butters had a canon crush on princess Kenny in TSOT, their canon sugar daddy/baby dynamic in post covid when Butters literally scammed everyone else in his path, and the fact that I love tragic characters finding joy and wonder in each other.

nOTP:

Can't really say any bc Kenny has interesting dynamics with everyone lol but if I have to name popular romantic ships that I just don't see I'd name Crenny and Stenny shjshsk SORRY

Random Headcanon:

He loves food and eats FAST like a starving animal (licking his fingers afterwards and everything) he's not exactly the kid your mom would love for his dinner table manners

Unpopular Opinion:

He isn't suave or handsome. IRKS me when he's a big ladies' man in fics. He's stinky and not an overly smooth flirt; any attention he gets from girls is because he's genuinely kind and sweet

Song I associate with them:

Favorite Picture of Them:

He's such a wannabe mysterious little fucker

[legoiscrying]

Pride month isn't over, so I want to share my crenny headcanon :)

Also, they're kind of my main otp rn, so maybe someone would want to hear my thoughts about them 🤔

[everythingwasnormalhere]

Just need ya 2 know I'm taking the Half-Paraguayan hc u have 4 the McCormick kids n running >:3

FUCK YEAH LESSGOOOO >:D

[kestalsblog]

Crenny Angst Drabble

A while ago, I was working on a Crenny fic that I decided was too dark, but I decided to share a piece of what it was going to be here. TW for mature themes (bit of language, addiction, death ideation). They're both in their twenties here.

I love both of these characters 🫶 but headcanon both of them as very emotional and troubled.

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What did any of it matter? The sky that unraveled like a spool of black thread for as far as any human could see, the mountain peaks and the dangerous birds that lived on them, the people who woke up in their beds and would one day sleep forever in their graves.

Kenny wondered what it would feel like to sleep forever.

What did any of it matter? The sentiment had become like a mantra to him the older he grew. Not the words themselves, but the feelings attached to them­—even words lost their meanings after a while. Nothing mattered if it lasted forever, so maybe death wouldn't be so great, anyway.

Still. At some point, he’d grown envious of the roadkill his headlights caught when he traveled down dark roads in his truck. Sometimes he even stopped to look at their ugly bodies fixed stiff with rigor mortis, and he felt like crying. “You don’t know how good you’ve got it, buddy,” he’d whispered to more than one corpse.

He liked the worst deaths the best, the deer whose entire necks were snapped backward, their heads impaled on their own antlers. He liked when it looked like something no one could back from, something permanent.

Wish it didn't have to hurt though.

But tonight it wasn’t a deer or a squirrel or a raccoon, and Kenny wasn’t in his car. He was drifting aimlessly down the sidewalks of South Park like he spent most nights doing, when he spotted a stooped-over figure in an alleyway to his left. The person was crumpled with his head against a metal trashcan, his long, thin legs extended forward with such limp posture that Kenny knew he had to be either dead or unconscious.

He wished his first thought wasn’t lucky bastard, and he almost let his own hurt thoughts drive him forward before he paused. Nobody else was on the streets, and the air was heavy with impending snow.

Mysterion wouldn’t have walked away.

With a heavy breath, Kenny turned for the alley and stooped to the person’s eye level. He was not dead, but close. Kenny could tell that much from the desperate, flittering pulsations against the pallid skin of his neck. It was too bad, really. He looked like he might have been a handsome man under different circumstances.

His hoodie sleeves were rolled to his elbows, revealing red and bruising track marks across his otherwise pale, skinny forearms. His eyes were closed, the purple lids of them like two swollen pickled eggs. A stray cat that had been sniffing out the abandoned syringes by the man’s opened palms skittered off further down the alley when Kenny leaned closer.

“Hey,” he said. He watched the shape of his breath land white, curling fingerprints on the man’s cheek. They were probably around the same age, though it was difficult to judge by the other’s thinning hair and concave cheeks. “Hey,” Kenny said again, this time reaching out to pat at his shoulder.

Maybe he really was dying. Other people made it look so easy.

Ah, no. One puffy eye slowly puffed open, revealing the thinnest trace of grayish blue. The eyeball turned slowly to the left and then to the right before settling on Kenny with filmed confusion. “What . . ?” he started in a low, scratchy voice. His cracked lips didn’t move with the word.

“You’re gonna die out here, dude,” said Kenny, maybe a little miffed now. It wasn’t fair that other people could die against trashcans and not have to wake up on their same damn mattress the next morning. It wasn’t fair to know there was a light he could never see, a warmth he’d never touch. He swallowed the thought, made himself smile.

“Don’t care,” the black-haired man feebly uttered. The one opened eye roamed purposelessly from side to side again.

“I care,” said Kenny for reasons unknown even to him. “You’re not dying here.”

To this, the faded man had no protest. He was probably too drugged on who-knows-what to put up much of an argument anyway. He barely made a sound when Kenny snaked an arm around his upper torso to get him to his feet. Underneath the hoodie, he felt worryingly slim—Kenny could have used his ribcage as a handle to hoist him up if he’d wanted.

He couldn’t stand on his own, either. His knees wobbled too fiercely, and he looked ill from very passing breeze. The wind gusts were carrying snow flurries now, and Kenny noticed how the poor guy shuddered violently when the small flakes drilled against his face and neck.

Without further thought, Kenny used the arm that wasn’t holding the stranger up to shake off his own thick orange coat. The man blinked wearily at him with confusion when he began to worm it around his shoulders. “W . . . Why?” The word fell from his mouth like a stone.

“Cuz you don’t deserve to die out here in the cold all alone like an animal, that’s why. C’mon. You’re coming to my place.”

The only people Kenny had over anymore were his old friends, of course, when they were available. At first, inviting in random women had been fun, but like everything else, the appeal had worn off at some point. It was hard to explain to someone else that your life was going to go on and on, with or without her.

Somehow, Kenny guided the weak, shaking man to the curb where he’d left his truck at the end of the block. It was a slow, cumbersome process since they had to stop every few seconds for the man to double over, heave, catch his breath, and then stumble forward again. Helping him into the truck probably would have been difficult if he wasn’t so hopelessly malnourished.

In the heat of the car, the man started to wheeze, and the wheezing dissolved into something that was like crying, but wasn’t. “Why?” he kept asking, and though his eyes were now wide and dry and focused, there was a hitch in his throat after each repeated syllable. “I just want to die,” he moaned fervently as if this one conviction was all that kept him going. “I don’t want to be here anymore.” “Don’t say that,” Kenny said, holding the wheel as if his own life depended on it, even though they weren’t moving yet, and his life was never at risk anyway. He wondered how this person would react if he said, I want to die too. I want to die so badly, but if we jumped off the bridge together right now, only one of us is going to die. Is that fair? Is that fucking fair? You don't get what I can't have.

It wouldn't matter what he said because no one ever remembered the truth anyway, so instead he said, “One day you’re going to die, and when you do, you can be thankful for it, but not now. Not today. Not like this."

He even smiled when he said it. He even sounded like Kenny McCormick, the person he'd trained himself to be, though he felt like a new person with each rebirth. In a way, he really was more dead than anyone else.

He didn’t wait for another word as he hit the gas and went for his place while the stranger beside him dropped his head and maybe wept and maybe didn't. Either way, he was silent.

[cryleforhelp]

rin hiiiii i wanna know what ur thoughts are on crylenny and if you like it... possible headcanons 👀

oh they make me so fucking mental LMFAO

fun fact, beginning of the time ive been in this fandom i didnt gaf about crenny... HWOEVER... TIMES ARE CHANGING AND I LIKE CRENNY NOW. i think i like it a bit too much actually. my personal hcs with this ship is that - both kenny and craig liked kyle at the same time - wants his affections so one of them often tried to get each other alone - kyle likes both of them. kyle "i have two hands" broflovski - now i think they all kiss each other. i dont know.

i just think kyle deserves love, hahahahahhahahahahaa I HAVENT THOUGHT OF THEM TOGETHER AS OFTEN AS I LIKE BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS ALWAYS ROTTEN BY ONE SHIP OR THE OTHER but now... nothing can stop me . THANKS FOR SENDING ME THIS ASK ALISTER ODUGSPDIGUSPDOHIDPOHISDH

[4awny]

do you have any crenny head canons? Or any of the characters

crenny headcanons you ask? i gotchu

here's 4 i plucked from my garden this morning:

Whose more emotional?

kenny. guy wears his heart on his sleeve. got a heart of pure gold. bless

craig kinda surpresses his feelings

like oh, something bad just happened to me? oh. okay. idk how to handle this unexplained emotion

kenny gotta help him sometimes. like telling him it's ok to be sad

it's not that craig refuses to show emotion

he just doesn't really know how to process things

it takes a while for his emotions to catch up

like lag on the brain

a hint at how craig's parents could have done better?

Who generally sleeps better?

ahhh you may think it's ye old InsomniaCraig! headcanon. not today my friend

craig is like a log when he sleeps. blacked out. gone. totally out of it. ain't nuthin waking that mf up til he's had his 8 and a half hours of beauty sleep

kenny is a light sleeper. guy had a bad upbringing, what do you expect? poor baby will wake up and stay up all night

and then walk around with red eyes for the next two days

also craig takes an hour to get out of bed

man loves his sleep

we must agree that kenny sleeps better with craig next to him

Any bad habits?

kinda subjective this one so i'll keep it as mutual as possible

as young teens, kenny would often steal cigarettes from his parents and share them with his friends

started to sell them at school

but then some kid ratted him out so he got suspended from school for a few days. pretty sure it was cartman

as he got older, his brother would buy them for him instead

at this point kenny got addicted

craig just kinda socially smoked for fun but then kenny kept offering him some

it's not like he was ever going to say no was he

prolly smoked weed together a bunch of times too

through their 20s, kenny realises he has an addictive personality. binge drinks with his friends on weekends

heavy drugs involved, but nothing too mental. he just kind of parties too hard

wrong crowd i guess

craig grows out of all of that when he's in his late twenties. just wants to settle down and live the quiet life

ok this has gone on for way too long NEXT

Who admitted their feelings first?

bit of an obvious one but yeah. kenny

i mean technically craig did when he 👀 him from across the table that one time and it threw kenny off because he knew what 👀 meant

but yeah kenny was the first to openly admit it

they never really started dating either

they just spent more and more time together

everyone knew but it was never really official

until eventually, they became roommates

yeah. roommates.

they separate at some point in their twenties, had different paths

kenny wants to sort himself out and actually make something of his life

changes it all around

craig continues to work a job he totally hates and then one day he quits

for no reason too

my guy is missing kenny

he's like 35 at this point and missing him. never fully moved on

some cute ass plotline reunites them and they live happily ever after the end

[damnkenn]

i’ve been a little m.i.a cause life 🫠 but here’s a page of craig drawings

ft. headcanons, a mini comic, and crenny cause i’m trash

[manbearbitchie]

Sending u Crenny for your thots + headcanons

Crenny! It's not my favorite but I don't have any problem with it, I think I just don't like the way a lot of people depict it? But imo in a specific way I think it could be very cute. headcanon wise, I really like the idea that Kenny is just the most tolerable of the main 4 and the only one that Craig can stand to hang out with, and therefore they end up spending a lot of time together. I think Kenny pining for Craig who is a humongous loser and super dense is.. very cute. Craig would be (light heartedly) annoyed by Kennys "fake" flirting and never get the hint lmao.

[cool-island-songs]

Craig

thank you for the ask! (from this ask game)

1: sexuality headcanon

gay gay homosexual gay. i think i might have a fem!craig in a WIP who's more pan/fluid, but generally speaking and esp with dude craig, my preference is to read him as super gay and occasionally repressed about it

2: otp - creeeeeeeeee

3: brotp

I like exploring a lot of platonic dynamics with craig though far more of that is in my longer works in progress. i'm big into crimmy and crolkien broships and i do like cryde and crenny bros but i see them as more casual/superficial ig. fics like "ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space" sold me on a staig friendship/ acquaintanceship potentially being illuminating for both dudes, at least for a brief period. something about being a guy's foil that allows for that

4: notp

i support the craig bangin' troops 🫡 but pretty much this exact sentiment lmao:

i see him as pretty demi all around and i'm an insane creek person, so if i'm exploring non-creek craig ships, u kno, don't expect endgame

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

booger wall. first kid to grow pubes and way too proud of it. textbooks in his lap during math class bc tweek's hideous snort laugh makes him pop wood (sorry idk why it's all gross puberty stuff rn lol)

6: favorite line from this character

philosophy baby moment from pandemic 2: "I realized that we don't always have control over what happens to us. We are but players on the stage of life."

7: one way in which I relate to this character

i too got home from school every day and watched the same thing over and over

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

he has some pretty cringe one-liners in combat in TFBW, but then you get to punch and fart on him, so it's aight

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

craig sucks i love him