#cremo

[jiang-yuan]

I feel like there could be so much angst from cremo but there's just nothing

[astonishinglegends]

Cremo

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[clqveris]

afternoon to ourselves

[onlytiktoks]

[nowhere302]

I use bar soap because it's cheaper but I miss when I had cremo body wash because I smelled like a rich old man and kept sniffing my arm and getting turned on

[ryvernimph]

Thinking about someone getting off to the smell of my perfume on their sheets <3.

[scobbe]

Interesting observation of gender while shopping for shampoo yesterday.

A couple weeks ago I’d picked up a travel-size of good ol’ 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner Pert! to take to the monastery. Worked as well as anything on my hair so I thought I’d get another combo (maybe a bit nicer than Pert!) for the summer, since I wash my hair a lot due to bug spray, etc. Of course I look first in the men’s section (where the Pert! is) because I like the fragrances better and there are quite a few options, though many have “caffeine” advertised on the bottle, like dudes have to be that hardcore to put caffeine in their hair!?!? So I move to the ‘women’s’ section and let me tell you there are like a total of THREE options for 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioners. Like if you are a woman you had better be buying both a shampoo and a conditioner for your luscious locks. Two bottles!!! Twice the cost!!! Twice the plastic!!!!

Not happy with any of the three options (one was a horrific pinky mauve) I returned to the men’s section and found one without caffeine. Nice fragrance too.

But I could not believe. Like Pert! has been around for ages, this is not rocket fuel, put the two in one bottle and save some money and some trash.

[amateurchefstuff]

Rotllets de foie

INGREDIENTS: 4 llesques de pa bimbo sense crosta Fua Pernil salat Formatge cremós PREPARACIÓ: Agafem les 4 llesques de pa i les posem de manera que ens quedi com una gran llesca. Ajuntant les puntes sobre la llesca anterior. Quan quedi el pa ben allargat, li passem el curro per sobre, per deixar-lo més prim, i que les puntes quedin ben agafades amb totes les llesques. Així no se’ns…

[orderfragrances]

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[stxrbxster]

You won’t do it, no balls (like curly).

Jimmy x co captain Y/N smut, or head cannons NSFW and SFW. Anyways you ate your last Jimmy fic!

Jimmy Headcanons ! (NSFW & SFW)

c/w - jimmy being jimmy

a/n - thinking abt doin headcannons for all of the mouthwashing crew.... lmk if that would be something you guys would wanna see... also sorry about this being so short.

wc - 408

(image not mine)

Safe For Work Headcanons !

huge on pda! always has a hand on your waist or the small off your back or an arm around you. not really in a cutesy "i love my partner so much i need everyone to know how much i love them" way but more in a "i need to keep my dog on a leash" kind of way.

contrary to popular belief, i think he is actually very well groomed. he thinks very highly of himself so i think it would only make sense that he wants to make himself appear extremely put together.

uses cremo's 'bourbon vanilla' bodywash and their ' spice and black vanilla' cologne.

love language is definitely acts of service or gift giving.

he hates telling you that he loves you because it makes him feel like you have a level of control over him and he can't stand it. however, he is constantly doing things for you.

your car needs repairs? he's under the hood. you need help moving something? he's doing it by himself and will NOT let you help.

smokes camel crushes. used to use chewing tabaco because pony express doesn't allow cigarettes onto the ship due to them being fire hazards, but stopped after realizing you could taste it in his mouth. now he just uses nicotine patches while on the ship.

listens to divorced dad rock. think hinder, theory of a deadman, my darkest days.

much bigger fan of cats than he is of dogs.

Not Safe For Work Headcanons !

slightly above average dick size, not huge though. quite girthy, though.

not a fan of you riding him, he says it doesn't feel as good as missionary or doggy but in reality it makes him feel emasculated having you on top of in a 'position of power'.

a huge sadist (shocker). he's constantly spanking or hitting or pulling hair.

LOVES making you cry during sex. whether its from overstimulation or just straight pain, it doesn't matter.

really big on choking too.

not very big on bondage or restraining you. he likes to feel you grabbing at him and writhing around under him. it gives him a huge ego boost to know that he doesn't have to tie you down to keep you from squirming away.

bites and leaves hickeys frequently. he enjoys the thought of there being physical marks on your body that show that you're his.

very vocal in bed. he's not necessarily *loud* perse but he talks and groans a ton.

[imherefordeanandbones]

10 people I`d like to know more

Last song: The Rolling Stones "Paint it, Black"

Fav colour: Oh god...i love every one there is on the pallet, hard to choose! But i would say RED and green!

Last book: i`m currently reading a few and some comics as well: Terry Pratchett & Stephen Baxter "The Long Earth", Michael Cremo & Richard Thompson "Forbidden Archeology", Philip Coppens "The Ancient Alien Question", John Jackson Miller "Kenobi", Star Wars "Obi-Wan, A Jedi Purpose" and the last one The Boys - Omnibus volume one.

Last movie: I don`t even remember, just sticking to books lately and some tv-series.

Last TVshow: Star Wars "The Clone Wars"

Sweet/ Spicy/ Savoury: Always Spicy and salty, not that big of a fan of sweets!

Last thing i googled: Taurid Meteor Stream

Current obsession(s): Since i can remember Karl Urban, Ewan McGregor and everything Star Wars, Supernatural, Science, Astronomy, and lastly but not least Pedro and his developement as an actor (love this guy!).

Looking forward to: reading new fanfics everyday, my last exams in december and finnaly taking my title as a nurse!

Want to send a lot of love to @orcasoul for the tag <3

@ladamedusoif @enchantedflameandflower @split-spectrum @marierg

Hope, that its ok to tag you and we can keep forwarding this little game:)

Have a nice day all of you, May The Force Be With You!

[sunflowercider]

Lloyd didn't want to get too close to the queen. Sure, she was being generous with her assistance and making things convenient for Lloyd. But he didn't want to grow too close to her.

Never. Never.

He didn't want it. Getting closer to the queen was the same as becoming a neighbor with a boss at work.

stares at these paragraphs knowing damn well how this novel ends in..... -checks notes- .... less than 50 chapters

[j1yuji]

Alt-BLOOM ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

˚୨୧₊♱ javier asrahan x fem!reader "But you'll be there to protect me, right?" [no beta] part.1 → part.2

Gale winds flew through the great planes of Maltbane, the forestry dancing to the tune of their symphony. Flowers bloomed, sprouting with a radiance inherited from the goddess of flora and fauna.

The melody of nature remained unheard of to mortal ears. They quietly sang away in the background of life and strife, unaffected and unaffecting of all.

And yet, it wasn't a god, a deity or even a fairy who perceived their unheard melody....but a mortal child. A small being, unaffected and unaffecting of all, a kindred spirit to the flora. Thus, they accepted the child as their own.

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Under the ever watchful gaze of Solaris, the animals lived in continuous harmony, the plantations thrived, and the children played with merriment.

They smiled and smiled, laughed and laughed, played and played until they could no longer. It seemed to confuse and captivate the child of fauna, who couldn't help but creep ever so closer with every jingle of giggles.

Eventually, one of the children noticed her and invited her over with a friendly and wide grin. "Hey! do you know how to play crocodile?"

The child of fauna blinked slowly before shaking her head. The children eagerly showed her how to play, not taking notice of her silence as she nodded along to their words.

The game began, the other children hopped up onto the empty market stalls. The child followed their movements and soon a single child was left standing alone on the stone ground.

The little flower watched curiously as the lone child went to the stalls, roaring like a crocodile, pawing at the other children's feet. They giggled and moved back, teasing the 'crocodile' by kicking their feet out before moving back with an excited squeal.

One particularly brave child jumped down and ran to another stall, giggling and shouting with excitement as the 'crocodile' chased after them. The little flower watched in fascination as the crocodile failed to catch the other and ran off to the others, who also got down and ran to other stalls.

The little flower, with a light yet nervous heart, jumped down. She gasped as the 'crocodile' turned towards her and crept closer with a menacing (cute) grin. She stared in stunned silence before the encouraging shouts from the other children woke her up.

She turned on her feet and sprinted with surprising agility, the wind rushed into her ears as a sense of excitement filled her. She could barely hear their exclamations, could barely feel the burning rays of Solaris and could think nothing but this moment.

It was the first moment, that {name} has felt alive.

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Ivory blankets covered the city of Cremo, most of the animals and plants had peacefully gone to slumber. Yet the children continue to play in the slippery and cold streets.

{name} had come to call the city her home, as she had with the forests and mountains. The lady hummed a passing tune she heard from a group of orchids. She perked up, glancing to the right and seeing a bird shivering in a window sill.

The child of flora, walked up to the avian and gently cradled it. "broken wing..." She murmured, placing it into the pocket of her coat before quickly heading to the blacksmiths.

{name} walked into the always hot establishment, placing the bird near a furnace. She took off her coat and bundled the bird up in it, watching with relief as the shivering stopped.

"Another one?" The head blacksmiths sighed at her, wiping his sweat off with a worn towel before glancing at the bird.

"Yeah, this one's got a broken wing too..." She rolled up the sleeves of her tunic and gently cradled the bird, a soft golden glow emitting from her hands. Soon, the bird chirped and got up.

The blacksmith watched in amusement as the bird stared at the child of fauna before letting out of another chirp and flew away....only it was straight into the glass of a nearby cup.

{name} stared at the bird blankly.

"Man, birds are stupid."

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

"WHOOOOP!" {name} flinched as the wind carried the barbaric shout of a man to another, she turned towards the sea. Squinting her eyes, she could barely make out two figures on a boat. She blinked slowly as one of them dunked their heads into the water.

"Should I do something about this..." She pursed her lips. The child of fauna didn't really want to go anywhere near the freezing water, but thankfully, the person pulled their head out of the water before she had moved.

The person's face seemed to be very red, most likely from waterboarding himself in near subzero water. She huffed, a sense of guilty responsibility driving her as she walked to the dock where they parked soon after that fiasco.

{name} was surprised to be beaten by what looks to be a noble woman and a group of other nobles, she watched in curiosity as the lady held out a letter to 'Master Lloyd'.

The little flower expected it to be handed to the brown haired male judging from the look on his face but the lady instead handed it to the silver haired knight by his side.

She snorted a little at the brown haired male's crestfallen face, the knight accepted the letter with a blank look. The noble and her entourage soon left happily and all who stood left was the noble man, his knight and a little flower.

The knight turned to look at her. She shivered at the piercing gaze suddenly directed at her and quickly moved to the noble man who's cheeks were still red.

{name} wasn't thinking when Javier Asrahan almost beheaded her as she crossed into Lloyd Frontera's personal space. {name} wasn't thinking when she cupped Lloyd's cheeks and began healing. She definitely wasn't thinking as the warm golden glow of her mana enveloped the noble man and even crawled onto his knight, healing both.

{name} began thinking again when she pulled away and faced the shocked faces of both men. So she did what she did best, what she always relied on in a crisis, she ran away.

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Over the course of the next few days, {name} could feel the curious yet weary gazes of the noble and knight duo everywhere she went. Even when she turned her head to look around like a mad woman, she couldn't see him.

After what felt like months, she finally lost it and went into the forest. Finally, she heard the dried up leaves getting crushed under their feet and smirked.

'Gotcha.'

She lured them deeper, whispering for the flowers and creatures still awake to keep quiet. They preened under her gaze and complied, turning a blind eye to the clueless men.

"My lord...are you sure about this?" The ever careful and cautious knight murmured, his gut told him that they were walking straight into a trap. The noble men's summoned creatures seemed to agree, making their corresponding noises.

"It'll be fine..." Lloyd grinned with a carefree attitude, covering the nervousness he also felt.

Truthfully, the young lord didn't know why he was doing this. He was supposed to be making plans for the mermaid statue, calculating the materials and time needed for the construction. Yet here he was, chasing after a mysterious girl with an even more mysterious healing power.

"But you'll be there to protect me, right? So I'll be fine."

Javier stared at Lloyd for a long while before sighing, his hand gripping the handle of his blade. He did not know whether to think of his master anymore.

'Whatever, I'm sure I'll be able to dispatch of any threats.'

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

The two continued to follow after the ever fleeting figure of the little flower, through winding turns and thick snow ridden pathways until they eventually reached a clearing filled with white and purple flowers.

"Where did she go...?" Lloyd murmured with confusion, looking around the clearing. Javier pursed his lips, his tense shoulders relaxing a bit as the scent of flowers reached his nose.

The summoned creatures excitedly ran towards the beautiful flora. Strangely, they were in bloom as though it wasn't the dead of winter.

"Ppodong!!" They smelled the fauna with happy expressions, nuzzling the petals of the flowers as the men walked around the field.

"Who knew such an area would be here of all places..." Javier murmured, bending down to caress the petal of a flower. Lloyd gave a noise of agreement.

'But...why do they look like they've just bloomed...?' He questioned with furrowed eyebrows, a cold breeze washed the area yet none of them seemed to feel it.

The flowers glowed even further as a pleasant sweet smell wafted through the clearing and into their noses, their tensed figures began relaxing.

"What...was I...thinking again...?" Lloyd murmured as his creatures fell asleep. He fell onto his knees, his eyes begging to be closed. Even Javier seemed to be struggled, using his sword to hold himself up.

Eventually, Lloyd couldn't take it anymore and fell unconscious. This left Javier as the last one still standing.

"What....?" The knight muttered in disbelief, his eyes snapping to the flowers as the scent intensified and soon took him under as well.

...

..

.

"What a stubborn dude." A figure appeared from atop the branches. {name} jumped down and inspected the fallen bodies of her victims.

"Thanks guys." She hummed, the flowers glowed and swayed before disappearing into a burst of butterflies who flew away.

"It took three times the amount to knock him down..." She crouched down, poking Javier's cheeks. "What a scary man."

"Well..." She stood back up and stretched. "What shall I do with them now...?"

Slowly, an evil grin formed on her lips as she reached down to shove her hands into the knight's pockets.

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first time writing on here and i almost accidentally deleted everything two times lol. not beta read so if there's any mistakes, feel free to point them out! this is taking place during chapter 24 of the manwha btw.

@rathesy this one is for you lol, I couldn't help but rush to write it. Let me know what you think, I think I'm a little rusty in my writing.

[shovel-hooligan-frontera]

Lay your head to rest, just for a moment:

There was one thing about his master that annoyed Javier Asrahan. One thing that despite knowing the changed man and protecting him fiercely for two years, he had never seen. Javier Asrahan had never in his life seen Lloyd Frontera asleep. At least, sort of. He had seen him in a comatose state after Cremo, and had caught glimpses of him in the morning right before he woke up, but other than those times Javier had never seen him actually sleeping.

It only made sense, what with him needing Master Lloyd's "lullaby" to fall asleep, meaning he'd have to sleep before his master (a fact he was not comfortable with, but moving on), and Lloyd constantly working rather than taking any moment to rest. Still the fact bugged Javier anyway. He wasn't sure what about it bothered him but it did.

So, Javier came up with a plan. A simple one really, that would mean he could see for himself if his master actually did sleep, or if he was some nocturnal creature after all.

The first issue of the matter was the lullaby. Without fail it would knock Javier out no matter what he did, and waking up from it was near impossible until sunrise. There was no doubt Javier would have to work around that fact, and find a way to wake himself up after.

In the end he decided the best way to do so was the chair he slept on night after night. Despite rarely sleeping in a real bed he never had any issues with discomfort, but if he made the chair unbearable, then he'd have to wake.

So, one day when no one could notice, Javier broke his chair, causing a large wood splinter to crack from the back, right where Javier would lean against. It still lined up, instead of bending out, making it unnoticeable unless one sat down in the chair. Javier was almost proud of himself for this plan, before realizing he was as devious as his master, sending him into a spiral of disappointment and regret.

The first night with the broken chair Javier was woken, just like he had planned. But sadly when his eyes came into focus he realized the room was still lit, and the bed in front of him was empty, his master instead working late into the night at his desk, when Javier could not scold him.

"...Master Lloyd." Javier scowled at the man. He had deliberately said he wouldn't stay up to work, lying to Javier's face.

"ACK- Javier? Crap you scared me. Wait- why are you awake?" Lloyd gave his knight a confused look, the ridiculousness emphasized by the noticeable bags under his eyes.

"I could sense that I had been lied to, and willed myself awake to encourage you, once again, to go to bed." Lloyd was not as appreciative of Javier's sarcasm, glancing back at his work before deciding that he was destined to lose this fight.

Lloyd grumbled incoherently to himself, shuffling over to his bed to once again put Javier to sleep. Javier only hoped his master would actually listen to him this time rather than staying up once again.

I doubt the chair will be able to wake me a second time.

It took almost a week for Javier to awaken in the middle of the night again. This time however, his master was not sacrificing his health for needless amounts of work.

Instead in front of him his master laid, evidently on his side facing Javier. While Lloyd was unconscious after fighting the gigatitan he had been laid on his back the whole time, though it only made sense that he would find a more comfortable position when he properly slept.

What truly surprised Javier about the scene was his masters face. Javier had come to notice that when no one was around, Lloyd's hooligan act he spent the last two years perfecting would tend to drop, allowing him to take a less despicable face, almost nice when compared to the contorted expressions he usually sported.

The face he wore now though was different, however. Even when master Lloyd dropped his act, remnants of exaggeration would remain, not allowing any soul to forget. While he slept though, almost any trace of his crazed persona was no where to be seen. Of anything Javier's master looked...normal. So painfully normal. Like he wasn't the one to carve out mountains and build bridges. Like he could never dream of wielding a triple core manaheart, or summoning mythical creatures.

Maybe Javier was too engraved with his thoughts of guilt during Cremo to see it then, or maybe the circumstances simply were different enough to make him not look the same, but the face in front of him was not the Lloyd Frontera he knew.

Or maybe it was. And Javier simply had more to learn about his master than he thought.

link on Ao3

[implyouthern]

I am crazy and ponder the blorbos almost constantly, so here's what I think the Thunderbolts smell like. #autism.

John Walker: because all the super soldiers have heightened senses, he takes good care of himself and how he smells. He's a huge fan of classic Old Spice scents, specifically the Captain deodorant, and (all love) the 2 in 1 Swagger shampoo/conditioner. I also believe he would use some kind of solid cologne (as opposed to a spray) because it's more portable. I personally see Sawtooth by Duke Cannon suiting him well.

Yelena: She's pretty aware of her hygiene, but doesn't care enough to get the smell of gun smoke out of her clothes at the end of the day. She isn't a brand loyalist for hair care etc., but she uses the same cologne that Natasha did (my pick is Cherry Smoke by Tom Ford). The final verdict is: smoke, hair gel, and faint cherry.

Bucky: As the most public-facing member of the Thunderbolts AND a super soldier, Bucky has a brand. He prefers familiar scents, so Aqua Velva Musk aftershave (circa 1917) is his personal favorite. As a hero, he smells like leather and gun smoke. As a congressman, he smells like Spicebomb by Viktor & Rolf and Palo Santo deodorant by Cremo.

Alexei: Obviously, its no secret that Alexei was doing pretty shit before the events of Thunderbolts. I am not going to speculate about everyday cologne use or anything for him, but I feel like he would smell like the huge blanket you're given when you visit your southern relatives. It's an impossible scent to pin down, but those who know will know it as a stale but comforting smell. When he gets fancy for limo work I imagine he would use (again) something familiar but slightly out of time like Chypre by Novaya Zarya.

Ava: Okay so Ava is a very unique case considering her physical. differences. my first thought was that since she has to wear the same suit every day, she's got to use something like baby powder to keep it fresh and make it easier to put on/take off. Also, I feel like Ava phasing through you would feel like breathing at a very high altitude, which gives petrichor/ozone to me. Considering her growth since amatw, I think she would opt for products that either mask or compliment this, my top pick being Tokyo by Gallivant.

Bob: And now, the one y'all were waiting for. Bob is difficult to place. He said in the elevator that he runs hot, so there's for sure a musk + sweaty/salty smell that lingers about him. In terms of his self-care, there's not a lot to say. He's not a cologne guy or a brand loyalist, but he always prefers eucalyptus-scented deodorant. This may sound odd, but I feel like Bob kind of smells like clean laundry that has been left out too long. That slight *not quite mildew* smell is strangely comforting to me, and I feel like it fits him. As the Sentry, it gives leather, hair gel, and a "classic hero" cologne like Polo by Ralph Lauren (chosen by Valentina).

if you're still here thank you for supporting my freakisms.. let's have discourse about what people smell like he'll yeah..

[not-your-average-url]

“Right after all the demons went back home, in the corner of a desolated platform on the edge of Hell, Lloyd held up the hammer and a chisel. He carved out a volcanic rock he had gotten from someplace, hammering and chiseling. The shape was simple and rough without any delicate calligraphy. He simply pounded and carved out the words he had been keeping to himself.

<This memorial stone is for all the demons who sacrificed themselves to build the Hell Express.>

It was a memorial stone that paid tribute to the demons who died during the Lava Giant's ambush.”

There’s something to be said about Lloyd’s character. It’s the same as the last time when he lost 6 white cavalry members during the mastodon stampede. Lloyd was actively abusing and exploiting these demons and he felt bad about it but he did it anyway. His morals are fascinating. He executed lupellan but couldn’t bear to watch. Then he straight up murdered all the dark wizards in cremo. Then he once again, straight up murdered Targa. But when he loses those he views as under his protection he despairs. He goes out of his way to memorialize them.

He waited until all the demons left to make this memorial. It isn’t for the demons, it’s for Lloyd. It’s his way of thanking them and apologizing. These are literal demons who are evil perverts and Lloyd still feels this need to go out of his way to make a memorial for them. He’s so compelling