#creekmas

[helldivers-2]

At Last.

[teylaminh]

Here's the final chapter, for anyone who's been reading along. I hope you've enjoyed it, and Merry Christmas!

This chapter's actually quite short, so I won't post a snippet.

[s0uth3park]

I’ve just woken up from a dream where (BASEketball-esque) Matt Stone was wearing tight fabric pants (if it’s relevant at all they were flared, thin, and kinda dark purple and he was wearing a tight navy t-shirt) and turned around all extra caked up but – no – that wasn’t the point of the dream.

The point of the dream was that Trey was trying to sell Creek themed Christmas socks for October all the way through to at least February, and when me (or whatever I was presenting as, I just know it was first perspective) and Matt protested saying that he can’t do that, he said it’s because (and I’m really struggling to remember the wording here but it was basically) “before Christmas they get to look forward to the Creekmas (Creek Christmas) socks and after they get to look back on having the Creekmas socks”. He says it pretty affirmatively too. Almost proudly.

Then after Matt (and I think I as well) protests again, I walk away up to my grandma’s patio door, and Matt follows me like “I can’t believe he thought that was convincing” or “can you believe that prick” or something. And as he walks away (that’s when I notice the pants and ass), and I call him back like, “Hey I’m so convinced by it I changed my Tumblr url”, and I show him, but I’d changed it to something like “govmsocks” or something (no idea what it was meant to be originally), and Matt Stone looks at me weird enough to prompt me to say, “Yeah, it convinced me so hard I fucked it up.”

Then Matt Stone laughs a little and walks away. I’m (after waking up) left wondering wtf this is meant to mean.

[shreeky]

MERRY CREEKMAS SOLDIERS

[chikn-n-haaaam]

It’s creekmas

[princess-aries]

merry creekmas eve 🐛

[toffeetobebackup]

Merry late Creekmas! This is a parody drawing of that one canon yaoi art. 😂

[sootparq-doods]

M3 CREEKMAS (Craig x Tweek x Thomas) PLEASE PLEASE PLE

i’ve been in art block brain rot for a week-ish now and so i’m very ugh about drawing rn...

[craigory-tucker]

Craig: If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love with a twitchy blonde who's name started with the letter "T" I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[imptweak]

when craig lends his boyfriends his hat and hoodie

[helldivers-2]

🌐 MALEVELON CREEK LIBERATED 🎖️

Super Earth Rejoices in a Grand Victory!

Helldivers…

It’s finally over. After weeks of constant fighting, millions of casualties on both sides, and relentless dedication… Super Earth once again controls Malevelon Creek.

The Automatons are on the verge of total defeat.

April 1st may now be the day we remember forever, but the liberation of Malevelon Creek is certainly no joke.

Merry Creekmas, Helldivers.

[teylaminh]

Here we go with the penultimate chapter, and yet another not-so-subtle dig at Renwick, because what is fanfiction for if not pointing out the flaws of creators?

“I… think this is one of your potential futures, Jonathan,” she said.

“Yes, but where are we?”

She shrugged.  “I have no idea, actually.”

He continued to watch in a state of utter bafflement.  Then he realised his future self was straying to one women in particular, remaining quite close to her side – a slim blonde whom ordinarily he would never be brave enough to approach.  When they shared a glance he was even more surprised.

“Who’s that?”

More eagle-eyed than Jonathan, it seemed, Joey immediately worked it out.  “I think that might be your wife.”

[honeyliiss]

🎄🎁✨🎅🏻 CHRISTMAS IS HERE! 🎅🏻✨🎁🎄

I mean is a liiiiitle early maybe to start up already with christmas things but hey, this year needs some cheery-christmasy atmosphere! So for all my fellow Creek fans out there, I made a cute design of our dear boys as adorable christmas dolls that a lot of us wished they were real 😞  but oh well. So for this one in particular since I couldn’t really decide how end it, I went with 3 variations: One with only the dolls, one with background but no text and one with background AND text, all of them are up so you are all free to decide whichever one calls you more!

👇🏻👇🏻 Check it out here at my Teepublic! 👇🏻👇🏻

[cristal-de-hielo]

Merry creekmas my cute followers!

😍🎅

[paolox3b]

Famous Christmas Moves Remade, Starring the South Park Kids - a bit of drabble.

Popular Christmas Movies Remade starring Your Favorite South Park Characters

A fluffy little South Park drabble based on movie reviews from the Rotten Tomatoes site of Christmas movies listings.

White Creekmas (White Christmas) – 1954 – Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker spend the holidays at a romantic Vermont lodge, where it's almost always snowing. Did we mention it's a romantic lodge? See also “Holiday Inn”.

Fat-Ass Santa (Bad Santa) – 2003 – Eric Cartman takes a job as a mall Santa, but his plan is to rob the mall. Along the way, he befriend Butters Stotch, a neglected little boy with a senile old grandma. But will Butters and his friend Dougie double-cross Eric in the end?

Mysterion (Batman) Returns – 1992 – Starring Kenny McCormick. Some New Kid dressed in black and white, with the power to control birds, threatens South Park at Christmas. Things get worse when New Kid teams up with an unknown girl in black leather. Who is Cat Woman? And who is Mysterion?

A PC Christmas Carol – any year – adaptation of the classic Dickens tale. PC Principal doesn't believe that celebrating a specific holiday based upon race, religion, or creed is proper. The staff and students want the holidays off, but he's adamant. He has student loans to pay off, after all. Then the ghosts start showing up. Will Tiny Timmy live to see next Christmas? TIMMY! (Starring Timmy Burch)

Ike Gremlins – 1984 – When something goes wrong at the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch, it's up to Kyle Broflovski and Heidi Turner to get the infestation of Gizmo-Ikes under control. Someone fed Ike after midnight, then gave him a bath.

Elf (Off the Shelf) – 2003 – When he was just an infant, Clyde Donovan crawled into Santa's magical gift sack one night. Raised by elves at the North Pole, he returns to South Park, Colorado some years later to spread Christmas cheer and revive the Holiday Spirit. With tacos. Will he reunite with his Human family, or will his mother die in a horrible toilet accident?

Trading Places (with Token) – 1983 – When poor boy Kenny McCormick and rich kid Token Black trade places for the holiday season, hilarity ensues over a $1 bet. It's nature vs. nurture in this holiday romp that could only happen in South Park.

A Buttery Christmas Story – 1983 – All that young Leopold “Butters” Stotch wants for Christmas is a new Red Ryder BB gun. But as the lovable tyke chronicles his Christmas woes, he is constantly told, “You'll shoot your eye out, kid!” (And he's only got ONE good one!)

How the Grinch Stanned Christmas – 1967 – Stan Marsh is fed up with Christmas, especially his dad's over-the-top holiday displays. One December night, while the whole town is sleeping, Stan steals Christmas. Mainly to hide it from Randy.

Holiday Inn – 1942 – Music by Tweek Tweak, songs by Craig Tucker, and dancing by Jimmy Valmer all add up to a really delightful musical that also just happened to launch the hit 'White Creekmas'.

Miracle on 34th Street – 1947 – So is the old man at the South Park Mall really Santa? Wendy Testaburger sets out to prove it.

It's a Wonderful Life (without Cartman) – 1946 – When Kenny comes back as an angel to show Eric Cartman what life in South Park would be like, had Cartman never been born, it turns out that everyone's life is sooooo much better. Cartman goes to Hell, and Angel Kenny gets his wings.

The Santa Clause – 2002 – When Santa falls off the Marsh Family's roof and dies, Randy puts on the coat and becomes the new Santa. Stan declares, “This is pretty fucked up, right here!”. After visiting their first house, Stan shoves Randy off the roof and says, “Oh, hell no!” Satan appears to give him advice. Big Gay Al then puts on the coat.

Eight Crazy Nights (with the Broflovskis) – It's Hanukkah at the Broflovski house. Kyle's mom is in her element. Madness ensues. Use your imagination! Tales too terrible to tell... Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel!

Matt & Trey's Christmas Vacation – 1989 – It's Christmas in South Park. This immortal Chevy Chase role goes to Randy, no question.

The Nightmare Before Christmas – 1993 – Halloween is over, and thanks to Cartman, the Ginger Kids are pissed. Again. It's up to Kyle (the Daywalker) and Nate (aka Carrot) to find Jack Skelington in Imagination Land and put the holidays back on track.

Christmas with the Kranks (McCormicks) – 2004 – The McCormicks are skipping Christmas. They're not going anywhere, just skipping it. Nothing to see here...

Black Christmas – 2006 – Butters, a young boy, was abused by his mother as a child. His mother cheated on Butters' father, and eventually killed the man, while keeping Butters in the attic - for good, while she was with her lover and starting a "new" family. As Butters' mother fell pregnant with a daughter and treated her with the love he had never experienced, Butters came out of the attic after years and brutally murdered his mother and her lover. Cut to present day, a group of six sorority sisters consisting of Wendy, Bebe, Red, Lisa, Heidi, Annie and their house mother, who now live in Butters' childhood home, find themselves being harassed by threatening and intimidating mystery phone calls during Christmas Break. As one of the girls goes missing, they begin being murdered one by one by no other than Butters. (Sorry, I couldn't resist this one!)

Krampus the (overworked) Christmas Devil – 2013 – He's come to South Park to collect the wicked children. First stop – Eric Cartman. It's easy pickings for Krampus.

The Christmas Shoes – 2006 – Clyde's mom is dying, and all the boy wants (other than a dog) is to get her a special pair of dancing shoes that might get her unstuck from the toilet. Rob Lowe is mercilessly spoofed in his role as Sir Harrington's lawyer, and joins Tom Cruise to sue the town.

A Hallmark South Park Christmas – When the holidays arrive, the kids all... Cartman: Screw you Hallmark guys, I'm goin' home! Stan: Oh, hell no! Kyle: Sorry, I'm Jewish. Kenny: Npf woo om pfin dfs! Craig: No, no, no, no, no, no! (Flips off the director.) Tweek: ARGH! Butters: But I like Hallmark movies? ALL: Shut up, Butters!

[we-bloodynightmares]

@ikiiceland merry creekmas!!! My gift to you! I did this inspired by one of your stories and I have to say this one is one of my favorites I love your writing style and I think you can do awesome stuff with it! Keep on writing :D hope you enjoy! @creeksecretsanta