#crazypost

[herprecioustreasure]

I want her name carved in my thigh :( I want to be branded by her forever :( why do we have to be s e n s i b l e

[lifeina-glasshouse]

i’m gonna lose my everloving mind

[redkrakens]

thinking about laying in aemond’s lap & his hands stroking my hair… his touch would be so gentle… ;__;

[st4rry-fruitz]

dooooodles

(more referencing practice so i can start making up (accurate) poses on my own 🙌)

[leapinarmadillo]

michael jackson was always like "I'm deeply touched" I COULD HAVE TOUCHED YOU DEEPLY MICHAEL. I COULD HAVE F

[walkyjake]

yes friend it’s like this yes thiis is what you sign up for please know. love you.

[snowberry-pie]

i need to crazypost but i have no crazyposting ideas

[vinewoodclassics]

your text analysis posts are like life support for my hyperfixation god bless you bro ur posts are so great

i feel like i just got hit by a train. gonna print this out and hang it on my wall like a PHD

[0th3rw0rldl1n3ss]

writing “I cannot guilt trip myself into being better I cannot guilt trip myself into being better I cannot guilt trip myself into being better I cannot guilt trip myself into being b-“ on my arm in sharpie with increasing aggression as I break down sobbing on the floor

[herprecioustreasure]

Can I be your sustenance?

Your life source?

Your one and only desire?

[calypsolemon]

I want to violently eschew the idea of the True Self. Who I am is a series of choices and actions and self-definitions. My emotions and thoughts matter but only insofar as they allow me to experience the world. They aren't my soul separate from my body and mind, but a part. I inhale in the world and decide its meaning, and I exhale that meaning in actions and words that in turn become part of the world. That way I am exactly what I decide to become.

[mercyluvsyouuu]

I swear to whatever God is up there that if I do not see a sisyphus/minos prime body pillow on the new blood interactive website in the next 24 hours, I think that I will unleash a dark, unholy curse upon the world that will bring the entire earth into such a deep state of despair and misery for years to come

[julijbee]

embrace me like youve embraced them, o god. leave me not here alone

[lyekisses]

i can’t stop thinking about the post i saw last night making fun of how fob fans talk about pete and patrick’s relationship like…THEY are the ones saying he’s kinda my other half he sings through me the universe is always talking you just have to listen to it there’s a universe where these songs exist without pete but there’s no universe without pete where i’m singing them. don’t put that shit on ME.

[latewife]

feel like absolute shit need to be back in canon again

[daenystheedreamer]

ok targ genealogy. im not doing the kids of women who marry off because idk if i can do all of elaena's kids...

visenya aegon rhaenys -> maegor aenys -> rhaena aegon viserys jaehaerys alysanne vaella(stillborn) -> aeryn(retconned) daenerys aemon baelon alyssa vaegon viserra saera gael daella (BEEP FORGOT MAEGELLE GAEMON AND VALERION) -> rhaenys viserys i daemon baelon(stillborn WRONG HES NAMED AEGON) and gael's stillborn child -> rhaenyra baelon(stillborn) baela rhaena aegon aemond helaena daeron -> jace luke joff jaehaerys jaehaera maelor aegon viserys -> daeron baelor daena rhaena elaena aegon aemon naerys -> daeron daenerys

BASTARD BREAK AND BEYOND below cut

MEGETTE: rosey alysanne lily willow DAENA: daemon BARBA: aegor MELISSA: brynden mya gwenys BELLEGERE: bellenora narha balerion SERENEI: shiera. might not be in order but 😅

baelor aerys rhaegal maekar -> valarr matarys aelor aelora aerion aemon daeron rhae daella aegon BEEP FORGOT DAENORA -> maegor duncan daeron jaehaerys shaera rhaelle -> aerys rhaella plus stillbirths one of whom is named jaehaerys -> rhaegar viserys daenerys -> aegon rhaenys rhaego AND JON SNOW :D

holy fuck. guys should i go touch grass?

btw i lied here are the kids of princesses who married out: jon jeyne laena jocelyn robin and. fuck. BEEP FORGOT JOY but i got 5/6!!! also aemma arryn, steffon baratheon, plus rhae and daella married out and had unnamed kids, and daenerys had martell kids