#crazymoms

[siyapara]

Re post from my Twiter

CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT

asexual…

non binary

Demi-gender

I realized that their colors form those flags… I need drawing them

Also My Twiter

And my Bluesky

And yess I make this drawing (the Dwarf Planet in the beach) Just wait I busy

[your-nanas-house]

𝕛ꫀ𝕣ꫀꪑⅈꪖꫝ ꪜꪖꪶꫀડ𝕜ꪖ- ρꪖ𝕣𝕥 1

The memory of a rainy day

Promise

Crazymom masterlist series

My queen 

Disastrous night 

Old friend 

My little artist

Incorrect quotes masterlist

Emoji/gif requests masterlist 

If Jeremiah moned the wrong name

Outside the bunker 

Lipstick 

Superheroine 

Blog

 The stolen thing

 The GAS 

First meeting after the spray 

The final project

Dream

Why

It wasn’t supposed to happen

I take what is mine

Punishment

Don’t leave me

Night off 

Sunday rain

Colored lights 2

Betrayer?

Already married 

My living Tomato

Cameras 1

Cameras 2

Moves 

Mrs Valeska

Enemies

Favorite student 

During the day

Back again

First day

My guardian angel

His Baba

Memories

Jeremiah’s pet 

When I kissed the teacher

Sugar Baby Part 2

 The Project 

Male!villain reacting to Jeremiah being rich 

EvErYtHiNg

Discoveries

♥️Sugar baby♥️

Prove me your lealty

Researches

A coat

EvErYtHiNg

Male villain!Reader reacting to Jeremiah being rich

The “Project”

She’s right

Smart little girl

Imagine trying to distract Jeremiah

Madness

Secret Admirer

Moments like this

New threat

[babyawacs]

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[strawbrygashez]

🤣🤣🤣 TFW when your kids are raising hell , your husbands yelling at you, and you’re just over here like this image looking for hidden mickeys

#relatablemom #mommemes #crazymoms #momswithnochill #mommaneedswine #hiddenmickeymemes #blessed #blessthismess #life #crazylife #momma

[girlmom1798]

When ur daughter is teething, give her extra loves.

#daughter#mom#awesome#cute#crazymom

[smarties43]

I have a problem... Long story short—my mom's a Karen. Basically, I need advice on how to calm down Karens, especially during this coronapocalypse. She honestly thinks she has caught corona every other day and tbh it's getting kinda annoying. On top of that, it's starting to get in the way of me going to work. She's afraid I'll catch it there and give her corona (don't worry about me catching it, that's the least of my concerns rn).

[mysocalledwrittenlife]

https://makemebetter.page.link/aNDGcinDGKLH3DzG9

What Is the Importance of Discipline in Life?

All things that I not only need but I want just as much. it'll make me a better mother . I have a mind so open I don't "think outside the box" , I think. "outside the box? What box? There's a BOX ??? What's IN THE BOX?!?!"(yes, I made a 'Seven' reference on impulse. I had no choice! The box made me do it!) I'm a free spirit, but when it comes to my daughter, who is being used as a pawn in the up coming custody of WWIII. I can pull it together a it all is clear now the pain is gone (song reference). I had such a wonderful conversation until I made the mistake of updating him my current lifestyle and the lack of triggers; big mistake, since we fought ALL THE TIME, and our 6 year old has been exposed to it her whole life. His anger is so strong all you have do is lightly poke him with a stick orca stuffed animal and off he goes. He wasn't always that way but he won't see a therapist. Oh jeez there I go I a tangent! DEAL WITH IT! I'm working with so many issues to ultimately make sure that my efforts and reasons for why she should live with me as primary residence. His lifestyle is unhealthy and inconsistent, especially with his family hating me and my daughter can hear and picks up on things easily and can understand it to boot. I'm not focused on our most recent fights but I am making sure she doesn't have to be exposed to it as much. I am working on forming healthier habits to ensure I will get custody of her. I believe I will. once I get an apartment and break her bad habits, all of which stemmed from the worst thing for an only child; spoiling her persistently. it's gotten worse because of guilt and giving her what she wants is easier which is true but I can. break that mindset because after years of emotional, verbal, psychologically, controlling, manipulating abuse, now that I'm in that environment, I feel stable and able to build habits to add to my formal written lists with explainitions, an advocate and support, I'm not stressed or concerned about it. one thing at a time do body catches up.

[thediaryofamomdxb]

When woman support each other...incredible things happen!! • Let’s raise a toast 🥂 to these powerful,beautiful,brilliant & brave women I know. • #friends #dubaimoms #uaemoms #stylishmoms #dubaimombloggers #momsindubai #mom #momsofinstagram #instamom #crazymoms #motherhood #parenthood #parenting #dubaiblogger #lifestyleblogger #lifestyleblog #lifestyle #socialenvy #instapost #photooftheday #womenempowerment #womenempoweringwomen #women #love #fashionablemoms #mommybloggers #mydubai #cheers #momfriends (at Dubai, United Arab Emirates)

[carepackagequeens]

Finally we get to wear the Kinky Boots!! One of my favorite musicals with @theebillyporter Hope your Halloween is fun & fabulous!! @jordan_roth @traceygatte #kinkyboots #kinkybootsbway #billyporter #frontporchpackages #carepackagequeens #proudally🌈 #lovewins #houston #broadway #broadwaymusical #boots #freemomhugs #collegelife #momsofinstagram #sendinglove #crazymoms #fun #orderonline #carepackage #bestcarepackageever #personalizedjewelry #packages (at Care Package Queens at Front Porch Packages) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4TgbrDh7ox/?igshid=460tkk9l05l

[nikkidivine]

[thattattoomomsheet]

Hello World

WELL! 

After constantly being bashed&bullied for putting all my thoughts, beliefs, and opinions on Facebook(Imagine that) I figured it was time to try and start a blog.  For those who actually give a crap what goes through my head daily. IF anyone does *nervous laugh*

Or it’s possible that I am sitting at home with 2 sick kiddos(and myself) and I am bored.  That is possible too, but it’s only a small one.  Forget I even said that. 

Before I try to pay to set up a blog, I wanted to see what would happen with Tumblr.  I love Tumblr anyway, so either way I will keep the account.  If it flops.. then it flops. 

Put your non pj PJ’s on, grab a snack, and buckle up... Because most of the time my life (and my thoughts) are pretty interesting.  

Between my home life, my past, my kiddos adventures/milestones, my career(tattoo artist), daily life, and my randoms thoughts/feelings?? I can guarantee it will not be boring!

So before I ramble endlessly on my first post let me leave it at that, while I try really hard to decide where to start on the next post! 

[your-nanas-house]

Fights

Narrated by Jolly Valeska

Pairing: Valeska family X Crazymom! Reader

Warnings: mention of violence, blood, guns. Funny and Fluff

Words:

Summary: Jolly tells about his parents' fights

Note: Sorry for the mistakes and for the English. Thanks @angelofthenight for letting me use your incorrect quotes. If someone is called Bethany, sorry, Jolly doesn't hate you, he just hates his classmate

Crazymom series

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Uh, just saw the gif, it's me, I look really cool, I was with Bethany, oh I hate Bethany, but that's another story, let's star with this one first, don't ya think?

Hi, I'm Jolly, Jolly Valeska, yes, like Jerome Valeska, my father, or Y/n Valeska, my mother....or my uncle Jeremiah.

You may be wondering why there isn't the usual boring narrator like in all the other Oneshots.

For a change of course and to liven things up a bit. Anyway, another reason why I'm here is to tell you something ... funny? About my family...aka my parents' FIGHTINGS.

I bet you are imagining a fight between two crazy people, with violence, guns, even more violence, blood and many other things.

But fortunately this is not the case, their fights are just as childish as they are.

I am not going to tell you about all the fights they have had, only the most recent one, that is of....two weeks ago? Yes, two, it was a Monday.

Mom was making our dinner, helped by Lawrence who was keeping an eye on the pots and pans when it happened.

Dad had rushed into the kitchen greeting me and my boring twin Jamie telling Mom he needed to talk about something from work with her and she agreed, asking Lawrence to continue to cook while they left for another room.

I will spare you the tale of how I learned to cut my first peach, and I did it more artistically than Jamie!!...yes, if you are reading this story Jamie, my dear twin, I am stating that I beat you.

Back to the story; it had been a while, I don't know how long because I can't read the clock yet and I'm new at this..so I can't specify when exactly, but enough to make me bored so I went to walk around the mansion to find my stuffed animal when I heard screaming coming from a room and like I said, I was bored so I went to check.

Mom was crying and Dad was annoyed with his arms folded, now I'm going to write their dialogue differently since you can't hear my beautiful imitation of Mom and Dad. "Now you made me cry. I'm crying!" Dad rolled his eyes, puffing "baby..." mom turned to him quickly "This isn't the time for pet names!" "That wasn't a pet name. I called you a baby...I'm insulting you" this made mom slightly angry and she quickly walked up to him touching his chest with her index finger "you baby!" "What, doll?" "I'm insulting you too, I'm not calling you" "oh, baby" "stop insulting me!" Dad raised his hands in surrender "I'm not insulting you, I'm just calling you...come here, I'm sorry baby" Dad's arms wrapped around Mom's hips hugging her tightly and apologizing.

Mom didn't say sorry or accepted the hug but in the end she gave up...in the end they both gave up.. always, hugging him and letting out a sigh murmuring "you're a baby!" "I know, but I'm your baby".

And that's it, I couldn't stand all that honeyed situation anymore so I slammed the door and left on my own. Yeah...they are strange sometimes.

I think that's the end of my story.

Let me know what you think of me as a narrator, it's my first time, but I think I'm pretty good...I'd do better than Jamie for sure.

Bye bye readers,

Until next time!

(Don't tell mom I told these things, she's baking cookies this weekend I don't want to risk not eating them).

Taglist:

@gabile18

@mrsfullbuster500

[babyawacs]

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[tripextreme-blog]

#crazymoms gets really crazy! -- www.tripextreme.es -- #ocr #tripextreme #fitnesstrip #ocrbootcamp  #crossfit #running #fitfam #run #training #ocrtraining #motivation #beastmode #obstaclerace #workout #obstacletraining #athlete #wod #fit #fit💪 #fitness #fitstagram #fitnesslife #fitnessmotivation #bodybeast #crossfit #crossfitlife #crossfitgames #mikesgymmarbella (at Trip Extreme)

[ladyvrockabella]

Hahaha😂😅 #rockabella #mermaid #unicorn #crazymom https://www.instagram.com/p/CL73F8MA_Ux/?igshid=up3t7o9okaxf

[flurkinaliens]

My mom gave me a pair of socks that say on the bottom ‘Bring me a Sleeman’. 

I’m underage.