#someonekillme

[ch4rl1espr1ng]

im so tired. mentally and physically

[mistressoftheforest]

MY TUMBLR FOR YOU THINGIE NEEDS TO STOP RECOMMENDING ME BOYFRIEND TO THE DEAD SHIT ALONG WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND GAME ALL BECAUSE I LIKE JOHN DOE AND JEFF THE KILLER STUFF

[tordt0m]

AGAGAHAHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHH AUAGGHH NOCTIS SAUGGHHHH AUAGAYAHHHHHHHHHHH OOMF AUGHHH

getting into ffxv recently... lots of fun

[kittyboyluvverxo]

someonekillme

[proserpineisback]

First Star Wars. Now, TLOTR.

Let see if I get this right. JJ Abrams wasn't smart enough or brave enough to develop a decent romance in Star Wars; and now I've just found out his bad robot is envolved in TLOTR amazon series and he is including profanity, nudity and sex scenes in a universe that has absolutely nothing to do with that????!!!!!

[skinnyhaile]

It's 2:30 am I just stop exercising, by the way I started at 7 pm

That's what happens when your mom has focus all her attention on how bad you look

It's sad I've been "recovered" for 2 years and now it's all fucked up

[i-am-cactus]

story of my life:

One minute i feel like i am fine, the other i feel like i am dying. (credits go to stefaaan salvatore) 

[egg-but-with-style]

I made this when it was 3 am and I wanted to make something cursed so

[smarties43]

I have a problem... Long story short—my mom's a Karen. Basically, I need advice on how to calm down Karens, especially during this coronapocalypse. She honestly thinks she has caught corona every other day and tbh it's getting kinda annoying. On top of that, it's starting to get in the way of me going to work. She's afraid I'll catch it there and give her corona (don't worry about me catching it, that's the least of my concerns rn).

[ajduckie]

update

so apple’s most recent osx update basically broke everything on my computer, and i can’t get origin, sims, or a number of other apps to function at the moment. just wanted to share this with you guys in case it takes me a while to get everything sorted out. i’ll probably be on a little break until i can figure out how to get back to the previous os, so until then, i may be a little quiet bc i’m busy crying and/or slamming my head into the wall.

[ch4rl1espr1ng]

someone tell me why i cry over the smallest things.

[pukingonpigeons]

O pigeon where art thou

Mine vomit longs for thy absorbent down

Sweet bird that cares not for traffic

And pecks at crumbs

I am a plebeian in need of purging

Thou art the wastebasket of mine dreams

I shan’t bite mine thumb in thy wake

For thou art the sun above

Please accept mine offering...

Vomit on your sweater, moms spaghetti

[queensnitchy]

So my mom likes the Big Bang theory so I decided to show her the Big Bang theory without the laugh track in it and she still laughed at the jokes

I want a new mom now

[disgusted-being]

Life is crushing lmao

[holywarinheaven]

It's that time when I feel like this again

Mood

[egg-but-with-style]

Ey yo my no followers, Ya ever just feel like you just can't give a shit about 2020 anymore? It's like letting a house burn down cause you just cant do anything to stop it