#someonekillme

[ch4rl1espr1ng]

im so tired. mentally and physically

[mistressoftheforest]

MY TUMBLR FOR YOU THINGIE NEEDS TO STOP RECOMMENDING ME BOYFRIEND TO THE DEAD SHIT ALONG WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND GAME ALL BECAUSE I LIKE JOHN DOE AND JEFF THE KILLER STUFF

[disgusted-being]

Life is crushing lmao

[kittyboyluvverxo]

someonekillme

[proserpineisback]

First Star Wars. Now, TLOTR.

Let see if I get this right. JJ Abrams wasn't smart enough or brave enough to develop a decent romance in Star Wars; and now I've just found out his bad robot is envolved in TLOTR amazon series and he is including profanity, nudity and sex scenes in a universe that has absolutely nothing to do with that????!!!!!

[skinnyhaile]

It's 2:30 am I just stop exercising, by the way I started at 7 pm

That's what happens when your mom has focus all her attention on how bad you look

It's sad I've been "recovered" for 2 years and now it's all fucked up

[i-am-cactus]

story of my life:

One minute i feel like i am fine, the other i feel like i am dying. (credits go to stefaaan salvatore) 

[egg-but-with-style]

I made this when it was 3 am and I wanted to make something cursed so

[ajduckie]

update

so apple’s most recent osx update basically broke everything on my computer, and i can’t get origin, sims, or a number of other apps to function at the moment. just wanted to share this with you guys in case it takes me a while to get everything sorted out. i’ll probably be on a little break until i can figure out how to get back to the previous os, so until then, i may be a little quiet bc i’m busy crying and/or slamming my head into the wall.

[pukingonpigeons]

O pigeon where art thou

Mine vomit longs for thy absorbent down

Sweet bird that cares not for traffic

And pecks at crumbs

I am a plebeian in need of purging

Thou art the wastebasket of mine dreams

I shan’t bite mine thumb in thy wake

For thou art the sun above

Please accept mine offering...

Vomit on your sweater, moms spaghetti

[ch4rl1espr1ng]

someone tell me why i cry over the smallest things.

[queensnitchy]

So my mom likes the Big Bang theory so I decided to show her the Big Bang theory without the laugh track in it and she still laughed at the jokes

I want a new mom now

[existentialistincrisis]

A guy in my law class came in, sat down next to his friend, just left for 5 minutes and then came back with a plate of chili cheese fries.

He’s obviously living better than I am. And now I’m hungry.

[egg-but-with-style]

Ey yo my no followers, Ya ever just feel like you just can't give a shit about 2020 anymore? It's like letting a house burn down cause you just cant do anything to stop it

[prettykitty3769]

Whatever. So done trying anymore. Gonna go home and fucking cry myself to sleep.

[a-fricking-flamingo]

Dang it, it happened again . . . #meme #hahafunny #someonekillme https://www.instagram.com/p/CCoRFj7nWWC/?igshid=4onh5pjcijjq