#crazylittlejester

[fever-project]

For your art request thing could you draw Wars just havin’ a good time? He deserves nice things

would it even be me if I didn’t put in an art request for my boy Wars? 💔

- crazylittlejester

hi jes! @crazylittlejester

Arson :D with my favorite, the 8-bit rod.

[catreginae]

What’s your favorite Wars headcanon? 👁️👁️

- crazylittlejester

I don't think Warriors really considers himself a hero as a result of the ugly parts of war and what he's trained to do. It doesn't help that his 'adventure' was actually a war. He does his job and protects the people he cares about but he wouldn't call it heroic.

In the game, he does kill people. Regular people. It is something he is capable of and he would do it again if he had to, especially if that means that the one of the others didn't have to make that choice.

Warriors definitely considers the others to be heroes. He just has complicated feelings when others try to turn it around and apply that to him.

If this sounds familiar, I wrote fanfic a few years ago with this premise. I still like the idea!

[adrift-in-thyme]

*crashes through your wall* Hi hello I saw you like FMA? And I feel like i knew this maybe and am just rediscovering it alskddk, but also I’m tryin to talk more with people and I love FMA and I absolutely love to yap so i gotta ask alskdkd have you seen both shows 👁️👁️? dyou have a favorite one 👁️👁️?

- crazylittlejester

HIII

AAH YES I LOVE FMA. So. So. Much. It’s the show ever. The only anime I’ve ever fallen head over heels in love with.

Unfortunately I haven’t seen both shows though 😔 Just Brotherhood at this point (which was AMAZING). I’ve also read most of the manga (which is even MORE amazing and I’ll likely binge the rest of it tonight). I mean to watch FMA 03 at some point though

What about you? Have you seen both? And which one’s your fave?

[mibkid]

THAmbk you Jes i need the snacks, water and forehead kiss today :')<3

how we all doin’ today? giving all of you a kiss on the forehead a bottle of water and some snacks

[gryphonlover]

I’m trying to get better at talking to people and sending my mutuals asks, so is there any LU headcanon in particular you really enjoy or want to yap about? I know you send me daily brainrots and yap to me every day, but is there any particular headcanon you really like?

-crazylittlejester

Wild has absence seizures, and Sky has atonic seizures. They've got a mini support group between the two of them.

Obviously in canon, Wild just has really intense flashbacks, but I've gotten attached to the idea that he never recovers his memory and everything he knows is actually second-hand knowledge from eyewitnesses. Thus, the random moments when he pauses like that are actually absence seizures because the Shrine of Resurrection got a few things wrong neurologically and the absence seizures are part of it.

Sky, on the other hand, has atonic seizures, which are commonly called "drop attacks." He had no idea what was going on until he had a seizure with the Chain, and Wild put two and two together. It doesn't happen very often, but it happens often enough that the others worry about him.

Also, Wild is a curious guy, so I like to think he actually reads a lot, which is one of the reasons why he knows this stuff in the first place. He has to live with it, so he might as well learn about it.

He also decided to work on salvaging and collecting information to rebuild the wealth of information that had been documented prior to the Calamity, and has plans to establish a real library near that school he works at.

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

For your art requests, could you draw Wars and Twi just hangin out? Maybe looking for cool rocks?

- crazylittlejester

Just two bros havin a good time

they also went fishing btw

[vicmillen]

@crazylittlejester Behold, Them

In which I draw Wars ('s pretty scarf), then could not deal with it so spent literally the whole day giving him friends.

just realized wars don't actually have clothes, but that's ok he's scarf will make up for it, he's still the best.

[breathofthewildyaverage]

After like three weeks, I finally finished it lmao

@crazylittlejester

And obviously I had to give him the Rapunzel Braid also

[heroesspirit]

Lil drawing of @crazylittlejester’s Warriors enjoying some fruit

[chaosfantasmic]

F in chat for my mans warriors

@crazylittlejester

[fever-project]

I’ve been thinking about your ganon from your au again (royal depths..?) may i please know more about him 👁️👁️

- crazylittlejester

YES you can I glad you like him 🥹 I will gladly talk about him. Unfortunately a lot of his story is about his mom being emotionally abusive, so take that in mind.

Due to the way he was raised(or rather the way he was not raised, he was very much neglected most of the time by his mom, he had many emotionally distant nannies)he has terrible self esteem issues. He’s been told his whole life that he will grow up into a monster. But that didn’t really set in for him until he was like 4-5~ish years old. He found an injured bird in his garden, it only having a sprained wing. It would likely have been fine, but young Ganon wanted to help it. But as he approached it, the bird looked at him and immediately died. His mother told him that the bird died because it could sense the evil within him, and died from the shock of how evil he was. Ganon cried a lot that day.

Sheerow-and other animals from Lorule-are not afraid of him. Sheerow is a very nice and playful bird, and Ganon loves spending time with it. When he first met it, he was terrified of how not scared the bird was of him. He thought the bird was also evil for a moment. But with how playful and cute Sheerow acted, Ganon knew that couldn’t be the case. When he first petted the bird, he almost cried, the only reason he didn’t was because he heard Ravio crashing down onto the ground after scaling the garden wall.

Ravio’s also very kind to him, which is an entirely new experience for Ganon. His mom acts nice to him, but even though Ganon is quite young, he quickly picked up on how scared his own mother was of him. Ravio wasn’t scared at all, generally very nice and cheerful. He even showed Ganon a few magic tricks, explaining how he did a few tricks as well. Ravio quickly got dragged away though by the guards thrown right into the prison along with his bird. Ganon was crying the whole time that happened, because he had never been as happy as he was with the short time they were together.

His mother scolded him about interacting with a stranger, talking about how “evil” that man and his bird was. This was also the first time Ganon talked back to his mother, although that was very short lived as his mother kept saying how evil her own son was right to his face. Then a few guards rushed in, Ravio and Sheerow in tow, quickly showing off the Triforce on his hand to them. Rav hurriedly explains about himself, Lorule, and how he needs to find the hero and save the world.

Blah blah blah, more stuff happens and now Ravio is tagging along with Ganon and his mom to Hyrule Castle. Fortunately or not, Ganon’s mom(I need to come up with a name for her someday)doesn’t want to spend much time with her son, so she just leave him in Ravio’s care. He’s the counterpart of the hero, it’ll be fine. And it is! Ganon has never been happier hanging out with Ravio and Sheerow. When they finally get to the castle, Ganon has the puffiest eyes(from all the crying, it’s been a very emotional time for him), and a new father/big brother figure in the form of Ravio.

Uhh more stuff, Ganon has no idea how to fight, he know some very basic techniques from watching some of the warriors train. He would climb up one of the sides of his garden wall just to watch them. He thinks they’re cool. He also has magic but wasn’t allowed to use or practice it, for fearing that he’ll “use them for evil.” He’s very scared of his powers because of this, and is also weary of magic in general. Also his favorite animal is a donkey. He never seen one before, but he heard about how strong and helpful they are despite their small stature-compared to horses-and he kinda looks up to them a bit. He also thinks they are very cute. He wouldn’t be able to ride or interact with one, since Hyrulian animals fear him, but donkeys do exist in Lorule. So if he ever went to Lorule(and this would happen in like the later parts of the story)he would insist upon finding a donkey. Ganon also gains more confidence and self worth as the story goes on.

[catreginae]

Whats a headcanon you really like that you haven’t gotten the chance to write about yet, either for Wars or any other character? AND: what’s your favorite part about vampire Wars?

- crazylittlejester

Warriors can't handle spicy food! I think that's kind of a common headcanon but in Thou Shalt Not Fall, it's because he's wary of fire (one of three things that can kill him for good) and he does not like it when his mouth feels like it's on fire even when it's not.

I think spicy food is one of the things that got ruined when he got turned. He didn't mind it when he was just a regular Hylian but he can't eat it anymore as a vampire.

And my favourite thing about him might just how sleepy he gets. I like that Warriors is not usually 'the sleepy one' but in Thou Shalt Not Fall, he gives Sky a run for his rupees. The others figure out that he needs to sleep a lot sometimes and figure out something else to do because they care and want him to rest up (and also place bets on when he 'crashes' again). He's the only one kind of mad about it - the rest enjoy having a break. He also sleeps best and for the longest when he knows that he's safe in one of their homes. 🥹

It's kind of based on the fact that I'm tired and I can sleep for 10-12 hours if I don't have an alarm on. I'm sleepy all the time but I let Warriors sleep.

[adrift-in-thyme]

I know in my heart Time could walk off into the woods for a bit, maybe because he got overwhelmed and just needed to take a few minutes to himself, and he’d come back with some little deer trailing after him, and that’s just his new buddy. Everyone else (except Wars because he’s used to it at this point) is like “HELLO?? WHERE’D THE DEER COME FROM???” And Time just shrugs and goes about his business and the deer follows him wagging its little tail

- crazylittlejester

YES YESSS YOU GET IT

Time is like a Disney princess in that animals just follow him around without reason. They sense his deep connection to the forest and nature itself (plus I headcanon him being a fairy so there’s that). And they also see how gentle and kind he is.

It’s happened to him his entire life so he doesn’t even realize it’s…not exactly a normal occurrence XD It’s not uncommon for him to have an entire entourage of woodland creatures skipping after him. The Chain has no idea what to make of it

[luwyv]

@crazylittlejester he’s vibing

[gryphonlover]

I’m in a yapping mood so I’ve come to bother you (I’m so sorry), anyways here’s how I think the chain would play BG3:

Time- he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. He falls for every trap and he accidentally kills characters he shouldn’t have because he trusted the wrong people. He definitely played the dark urge because he thought “that one looks interesting” but didn’t fully think that choice through, and he was TRYING to be a good person but he’s absolutely given into the evil thoughts by act 2. Doesn’t even realize romancing the characters is an OPTION until Lae’zel comes up to him like “i want you” and then he screams

Wars- He’s still stuck in character creator /j Fr tho he put HOURS into designing his tav and his created like, the most conventionally attractive mf out there (it’s definitely a paladin half high elf with that ONE specific face). He’d romance Wyll (best man in existence) or Lae’zel (terrifying lady). I’d say he plays it for the dating sim but he’s also INSANE and likes attacking people

Twi- He’d play a sweet little tiefling druid. He’s just there for the vibes, he just wants to pet the owlbear cub the rest of the game stresses him out (he’s a stardew valley kinda guy). He stays in the safety of act 1 and just runs around

Sky- he takes his bg3 incredibly seriously, he has over 700 hours. I think he’d be a cleric, every single time. He’s GOOD at combat, he’d good at building the characters, he loves exploring

Hyrule- Ranger. Romanced the emperor because he thought it was funny and then had a LOT of explaining to do when Legend saw he got a trophy for that. He just makes whatever he thinks the funniest choice would be

Legend- He’s one of the few who has the strength to play a different character every play through. He loves exploring the game and he’s romanced all the characters just to see how different they all are and he loves all their lore. Has more hours than Sky but pretends he doesn’t so he doesn’t get judged for being insane

Wild- Wizard or Sorcerer, either way he blows everything up. Pickpockets all the npcs for cash because he thinks its funny, makes HORRIBLE decisions because he’s curious to see what happens. Definitely doesn’t know you can pay Withers to revive people after they die-

Four- plays the exact same dragonborn fighter every single time, but each play through he does gets crazier and crazier until he’s making INSANE decisions and everyone gets the WORST possible endings, but he’s having fun and he likes being evil

Wind- he picked to be a sorcerer, but other than that he randomized everything else and ended up playing a hot pink gnome he named “Ronald”. He’s having the time of his life

-crazylittlejester

This is the best thing I've heard ALL DAY. I'm not kidding. (And you can bother me anytime. That's why the ask ox is open. 👍)

I have to admit, I had the same reaction as Time when I discovered the dating part, and I've never even played the game. 😅

11/10, totally agree. They would love D&D so much, my goodness. Someone needs to make an LU version of that one episode of VLD where all the paladins play a one-session campaign. It would be complete chaos.

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

Yes Wind! Castle Town would be great place for a lake :D

From this post of @crazylittlejester’s!!