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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance
#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out he’s not that bad of a guy even though he’s billionaire scum#and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir#you’re crazy#this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if you’d like to marvel this idea go for it#also feel free to make it any other hero but personally I’m more of a superbat kinda guy myself#i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick#because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed#(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously can’t do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why they’re never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously he’d be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe#this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats#but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman 😅 not really Batfam and Superman#like this it’s own genera to me#anyways#my post#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#batman and superman#fan fiction idea#justice league
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I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase
#but god it IS fun to read about this kind of thing#asterisk on the drama bc this is not like a Scandal per se#this was a business decision made On Purpose#it's not like when sniperwolf stalked a guy and posted a pic of his home to her fans#or when the guy from tryguys fucked one of his employees Who He Himself Hired while also monetizing his wife and kids on the channel#this is different bc it's like. on purpose.#I DIGRESS....#you guys should see some of it in the watcher tag it's crazy. people are pointing at randos just bc they're already annoyed#i'll give you the clifnotes version which is that i got to see one where somebody has decided that the Steven Hate is actually ppl#revealing that they simply have just been racist at him the whole time. fwiw the steven roasting is bc he's an out of touch Tesla Boy#and bc he brought a homophobic evangelical pastor on the channel#and cockily admitted to being friends w people who are homophobic and racist... his own words#like he has verbally admitted to maintaining friendships with racists so i don't think people are really thinking this one through#these were new to me I was down to roast him for being rich and boring alone#also this reasoning kind of falls apart bc Ryan is literally Right There and people love Ryan#sergle.txt
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Hey! Just wondering if you could suggest some romantic/rom-com movies💖
Have a great day❤️🌼
Oh my goodness, I certainly can!! Thank you, bby! 💖💖
10 of my favorite romantic comedies:
(In no particular order.)
1. 10 Things I Hate About You
An absolute perfect movie. Dialogue, casting, story, romance, Heath Ledger, Shakespeare references, what more could a literary inclined girl want?
2. A Cinderella Story
Another gift from the early 2000s. Is it cheesy? Sometimes. Is it adorable? Absolutely.
3. He's Just Not That Into You
Hilarious, sometimes heartbreaking, ensemble cast, but the endings for each couple are undoubtedly satisfying. Plus, my favorite rewind moment of all time:
4. Crazy, Stupid Love
Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Steve Carrell, Josh Groban cameo. Need I say more? (But it will also unexpectedly grip your heart with profound, tender moments.)
5. While You Were Sleeping
One of my favorite Sandra Bullock rom coms, of which there are many. (Honorary mentions: The Proposal, Practical Magic, Two Weeks Notice, and Miss Congeniality, though it's not really a rom com is one of my favorite movies in existence.)
6. You've Got Mail
A classic of classics in rom com history. Meg Ryan at her best, Tom Hanks at his. She's a small, independent bookstore owner. He's essentially Barnes & Noble, coming in to disrupt New York with corporate America.
7. Mrs. Winterbourne
A forgotten '90s Brendan Fraser must-see movie. He's the "rich playboy" type, she's scrappy and resourceful, pregnant by her deadbeat ex-boyfriend, and pretending to be the widow of Fraser's twin brother, who recently died in a train accident.
8. Crazy Rich Asians
Based on a book, top-tier casting, bad ass mother-in-law, bad ass heroine, a classy, handsome, Good Man™️ hero? Sign me TF up.
9. 13 Going on 30
Easily Jennifer Garner's best movie, but also Mark freakin' Ruffalo. They're adorable together, and this one's a classic in its own right, full of heart, back-stabbing bitches, and 80s music references.
10. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
It's one of the best, folks. Also one of the most quotable movies in movie history lol. As a kid, I remember really identifying with Toula, who feels too plain, too big, too "frump girl."
But Ian never saw her that way. He genuinely laughs at her jokes. He's patient with her and sees her beauty, inside and out. He also deals with a lot of crap from her family in order to be with her, with all the grace and gentlemanly poise a guy could have.
And Toula learns to love herself, fall in love for the first time, and challenges every expectation of her family to do so.
I have many, many more, but these are just a few of my favorites. What's yours?
Don't see it on this list? Drop it in the comments! 💋
#ask me stuff#romantic comedies#my favorites#rom com recs#rom coms#10 things i hate about you#cinderella story#he's just not that into you#crazy stupid love#while you were sleeping#you've got mail#mrs. winterbourne#crazy rich asians#13 going on 30#my big fat greek wedding#what's your favorite rom com?#zepskies answers
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I was re reading a bit and looking back camp half blood DEFINITELY has some sort of hazing going on.
Cause you look at characters like Percy and Piper and start to wonder.
Like, a LOT of people forget, but Percy was NOT well liked when he got to camp. He was the newbie, unclaimed, AND he was getting attention because he killed the Minotaur. Clarisse wasn’t the only one out to get him. It took Percy until the third book to get the reputation that he as with the campers because they didn’t like him.
He was mocked for everything, for being a new kid, for not knowing anything, for killing the Minotaur, for being a child of the big three.
And you have to realize that outside of the big three thing, they were ALL in his shoes before. So it’s almost nonsensical for them to give him a hard time. Unless it’s a type of hazing.
This behavior is never brought up again but it’s actually one of the reasons Percy likes Luke so much in the first book. Outside of Chiron and Grover, Luke was the only one being nice to him.
Because he was being HAZED.
And it would’ve been a one time thing but I think each Cabin has there own niche of hazing because you then get Piper and get a look into the Aphrodite cabin.
Firstly, you have to break someone’s heart in order to be accepted, weird. You have to do everything Drew says or else your on cleaning duty or want to wake up in the middle of the lake or smth. And your start at the bottom of the pack before working your way up by becoming one of Drew’s minions. It’s like every stereotypical sorority film.
There’s also the fact that it’s mandatory that you get robbed when you first stay in the Hermes cabin, need to get glory in order to STOP being bullied, and kiss a boar when you first get to camp (deleted chapter)
Like throughout the series, I think the only people we don’t see go through this are the Zeus kids (privilege), Annabeth (seasoned camper) and Leo (nice siblings).
And like Nico kept leaving because he thought no one liked him because he was a Hades kid. So imagine if, no, it wasn’t being he was a Hades kid, he was just getting the mandatory hazing. Like he thought everyone hated him but they were just fucking with him the whole time.
But yeah, CHB definitely hazes people.
#I love how bitchy Rick made this camp omg#and it’s like an actual camp!#like yes drown the new guy in the toilets#get the new girl to break someone’s heart omg that’s awesome#convince the 10 years old we all hate him#okay maybe not so awesome#but I am happy this was sorta included#also new rome#everyone forgets one of their punishments#is being put in a bag with rats#that’s CRAZY#also I talked abt the Zeus kids not getting hazed#and they do kinda get privileges throughout the series that no one else gets#so the imagine of them being like rich kids that don’t get hazed because their rich#and everyone leaving them alone because their scared of the dad is so funny to me#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo tv show#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#piper mclean#camp half blood
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What is with the practically psychotic hate for Lance Stroll? I'm not even his fan- more indifferent- but the hate he gets is sickening. Like just see the recent 'Never have I ever' vid- so many top comments on youtube, instagram etc. are just spouting shit about him (attacking his looks, calling him window licker wtf etc.) based off the 'Never have I ever stood up someone question' (and of course they conveniently ignore all the other drivers that also said they have because it's trendy to hate on Stroll).
Of course, standing up someone sucks but first of all we have no context at all, and more importantly, it's clear the commenters don't actl give a shit about that because they're only hating on Stroll. This is literally just one instance of the way these F1 'fans' are so quick to seize any opportunity to put down Lance. Honestly, it's so off-putting, pathetic and sad.
#he's not even one of my faves but the hate in the f1 fanbase for this 25 year old is crazy#don't give me the 'his daddy bought the team!! he's so shitty!!'#he may not be the best driver but he's still a good driver#he got a podium in his rookie year for goodness sake#also one of the youngest polesitter#yes he was blessed with a rich family but god forbid a father loves his child and would do anything for him#he's usually good in the wet/mixed conditions too#but if you listened to ppl on social media you would think lance can't even walk in a straight line#im so done lol the f1 fanbase is so toxic#esp those on twitter/insta#honestly I doubt those type of 'fans' actl watch the races#they just do monkey see monkey do#and hate on a fucking mid-20s dude 💀#their lives must be incredibly sad to waste time spreading hate like that#lance stroll#f1 2024#honestly this isn't even about the never have I ever vid#it's more about the general and practically fervent hate ppl have for lance#which is so overboard#lance puts in the effort everyday but these ppl will have you believe he sits arnd throwing moneg everyday#this is the man who drove despite his hand injury last year for goodness' sake#the way some ppl talk about him will have you thinking he murdered their family#also he's just thr to drive??? idk why ppl go all up in arms to hate on everything he does from his looks to how he talks...#and in general the hate various drivers get is so weird#*money#<- too lazy to edit my tags lol
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Crazy it took nearly 500 pages for Richard to realise the others don't give a fuck about university (or like anything else really) because they are rich kids 🤦
#the secret history#he just wanted to be part of the shitty elitist group at any cost#white boys are crazy#i knew to avoid these kind of people very early because they are full of shit (minus the murders hopefully)#i've spend the entire book being both disgusted and fascinated#because it's a great book with great writing#so congrats on the author for making me care about rich kids even though i knew since they first appeared they were shitty#and this includes Julian#like i've been insane when he praised him#these kind of teachers living in their own world is one of the things i hated the most about university#i still remember to this day the latin teacher who told us to go to Rome during our vacations#to me and several students who were eating one fucking meal a day#it really brought back all the memories of the rift between scholarship students trying to live and the rich kids#misc
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btw i had the haunting realization yesterday that saltburn is actually potentially supposed to be a social commentary of some kind but emerald fennell is just straight up so bad at doing social commentary in movies that i didn’t even notice. miraculously this does not stop it from being a five star movie to me
#saltburn#the horror i felt as i was thinking like it’s so crazy how i hated pyw with such an intense passion but i loved this ….#crazy how the last movie she made was trying so hard to be a social commentary but was so wrong it was confusing …. wait.#😦#there’s some key differences in the aesthetic and attempted social commentary to me that make a big difference. but still.#i unpacked it with my gf for like an hour and a half straight at lunch and then ultimately came to the conclusion of#‘don’t care didn’t ask this is a movie about a freaky little bisexual’ :)#omg bc literally after i watched for the first time i was like this is so crazy THIS is revenge fantasy as it ultimately means nothing …#ms fennel PLEASE i know you weren’t trying to do an eat the rich thing with this please#just say we were all having fun for real
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BROOOOO MY FRIEND HOOKED ME UP WITH A TERTIARY JOB?!
#Crazy that I just got a fortune cookie that says “everything is open to you”#I do kind of believe in fortune cookies to an extent#It pays more per week than my school job too… but I’m keeping the school job obviously because that’s my passion (one of them)#I might open a savings account for creative pursuits and use that to finish 1984#Or I might save for top surgery or a house#idk we’ll see#YAY YAY YAY#The girls are BUILDING#I must admit part of my flat mood and hopelessness was caused by my constantly worrying about money#Not that I’m financially destitute; I just have to be extremely careful what I do with it and I obsess and make projections over it#To make sure I’m not losing money with every paycheck. And even though I’m doing a good job… it’s just a lot#Maybe with the path I’m currently on I can get famous and filthy rich and then give 90% of my income to the community#(I’d hate being famous though but fame is power and I’ve always wanted to help people and having that power will help me do that)#But (when people don’t talk over me) they like what I have to say and how I say it because I’ve worked on my speech meticulously#so I know how to speak elegantly and with wit like I write now (when I’m well rested)
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head in hands. i miss being young and stupid
#txt#i just scrolled through my old bmc playlist...#i dont have it in me to delete it#my text tone is still 'ITS FROM JAPAAAANNN'#rich was my fav 😞#doh#i havent listened to either of the cast recordings in years now#kinda crazy#i bought the book and i HATED IT 😭 btw#ugh#maybe ill give it another go some time#it just sucked... from what i remember#sucked so bad
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behind the scenes beef in our production of Alice in Wonderland is insane
#artbabble-tm#There’s a running joke that the Queen of Hearts hates the Duchess throughout the play and it’s never explained why#The Duchess also has a baby and it’s commonly joked that the Cheshire Cat or the Dodo is the dad#(The actress playing the Duchess is horrified at the thought)#But a friend of mine asked the script writer her thoughts since the writer was a family friend of theirs#And the writer said that the dad is the King of Hearts. Which explains the Queen’s hatred#Apparently the Tweedles and the Mad Hatter hate each other because they talk shit about each other in our croquet match scene#The White Rabbit (me) hates the Knave because he became the Queen’s favorite and WR is jealous and wants him executed#Not to mention that the White Rabbit and March Hare distant cousins. But WR is the stuck-up rich cousin#White Queen also is a friend of the WR. But WR hates the Red Queen#Also Maryanne (WR’s maid or smth) is just Not Around and I like to think she’s gone missing or ran away#Since she didn’t wanna work for a rich white rabbit. Hope she’s living her best life#Anyway despite being a rich motherfucker and a monarchist WR is a strong advocate of public transportation#But won’t admit it in front of the Queen lest they seem poor#OH right WR is also gnc as fuck#Anyway yeah. Crazy character details that people won’t know about but are still funny enough to share#No wonder Alice wants to get the fuck out of here
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gojo satoru, the man your mother will NEVER approve of
#IMMIGRANT MOTHER ESPECIALLY LOASFSDHJ#its so funny to me that mine actually has beef with gojo lmao#the real nightmare for your daughter#crazy if yall think gojo can rizz up a mom into approval hes atrocious#my mom hates any rich cocky privileged man#she is a very real woman#sora.txt
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My number one loser behaviour is hate-watching this one fuckass sims youtuber until I get so angry that I have to turn it off before the adrenaline makes me pull an all-nighter
#i feel like i shouldnt say who it is but if you have a sims youtuber nemesis PLS tell me who#bc if we have the same one we have to kiss with tounge <3#i realise this is rich coming from ME but the reason i hate her is that shes just so disturbingly negative all the time#ALL. THE. TIME.#when you start noticing it youll drive yourself crazy watching her videos#bc i swear every other minute there will be something she complains about#if i took a shot every time she complained in a video id be passed out by the 5 minute mark#there is an easy solution to this you say- stop watching her#and yes. i do avoid watching for the most part but shes like the most popular sims ytber and her videos get recommended#plus i guess i like the hate watching in small doses#plus some days when im in a good mood i can ignore it#plus she actually makes decent videos despite her personality (shes legit a good person too she just annoys me on a spiritual level)#i need someone who is a sims loser like me to bitch with in the most useless hater way possible !!!#ALSO i realise the irony of me complaining abt her complaining !! i get it. the whole thing is dumb ! and yet here i am... still pissed off#me abt x > let me say im the biggest hater. i hate the way that you walk the way that you talk the way that you dress.. etc ect.#actually why am i trying to explain myself in these tags 💀 who caresssss its the sims omg#but yeah i hate her fr i think#on my hitlist. its on sight
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i may not know anything about astrology but i am a virgo (like esteban) who was in a codependent and eventually toxic best friendship w an aquarius (pierre’s star sign) as a child so. i do think i am qualified to give my opinion
#like yeah i get it i get a lot of it#when u go from being notorious for chit chatting and laughing in class to seeing each other in passing and not even acknowledging#that’s a different kind of pain tbh…#she was very bad to me that’s all i’ll say but also i know i could’ve been a better friend#and to make matters even more like pierresteban the reason we drifted was bc of competition but for us it was in school#yeah i mean i hate her and i’m pr sure she hates me but i think if she asked me to do her a favour or if i ever had to absolve her of a#mistake i would do it. and she would do that for me as well#like in crazy rich asians someone was like ‘when u grow up w people u tend to make excuses for them’#ok sorry guys class over. good bye#beep.txt
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leon kennedy watching succession: they all fucked up. burn them all.
#leon kennedy#succession#have i gone completely crazy? lol#i keep imagining me defending kendall and he is just like sweetie this isn't you comeback to the light#also he hates rich people so#i do have a bad tendency on mixing up fandoms A LOT
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the craziest thing i ever did was when i was like 12 i wrote a short story about a guy who survived a plane crash and it was him and this girl but by the end of it it was revealed that he was hallucinating her because he'd eaten her out of desperation and hunger and then submitted it to my teacher (who already hated me) as if nothing was wrong
#sam.txt#i was crazy for that....#i also wrote a story about a girl who saw dead people and helped a rich guy solve his murder at the hospital and it turns out it was his ow#brother who killed him via drunk driving it was also insane and i submitted that too.#by then i was like 14 no wonder that teacher hated me!!! what was wrong with me i should have just been normal.#also also i wrote a story for that same teacher about a depressed alcoholic police detective who had a weird cat and mouse relationship wit#a master criminal it was basically my moriarty x sherlock fanfiction for the modern age#actually that teacher was crazy she didnt even deserve me.#iirc he had to cut off his arm because it was infected lol...i wish i still had some of these
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By no means should I be allowed to raise a child, but also I am convinced I’d raise an absolute prodigy who would be immensely talented and use their trauma from being raised by me to fuel their art
#I can’t tolerate children for very long I don’t hate them or anything im always nice#they just gross me out. they’re always sticky.#so Id read to the kid alllll the time like just pumping literature into their brain#they wouldn’t watch much TV (maybe a movie like a couple times a week) but they’d ofc read a lot and listen to a lot of music#so then I’d put them into music lessons super early like age 3#and in this world I am rich so they’d go to some fancy school#where they wouldn’t interact with pop culture very much until they’re like 13. like almost totally sequestered from the modern world to that#point in their life#and id encourage various artistic endeavors and hope one sticks (writing or painting or music or anything but yk just an art)#and whatever stuck I’d really really encourage them to hone their skills like crazy#and if they liked math or science or sports… disowned#just kidding science would be fine#sports though??? nope. nuh uh. not in my household#you can do yoga and classical ballet that’s it buddy#(I’d be a terrible father) (which is why I won’t be one)
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