#crazy hubby

[giratina0fthev01d]

doodly doodle

Yes, at this used game store, I am quite well known to love Volo there, so I, of course, sign stuff there with a little vol complete with over exaggerated arceus hair

He is jus a tiny man

[farm-lesbian]

my bad for logging into tiktok but, respectfully? do you know how to read the fucking room? your boyfriend EDUCATES you? (do you hear yourself right now?) your husband cried with you? your husband proudly voted blue? did everyone clap? do you want a cookie? is this supposed to make anyone feel better?

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 7:

72 days.

[hyunverse]

hi hi 🩷 so i was thinking bf/husband! hyune who takes up the task of decorating and designing the interior of your new home together (im 70% sure he said he did that with his current apt with bin 😭) and he includes every single tiny thing that you've mentioned in the course of your relationship, like man actually wrote them DOWN in a book for future plans because he knew he wasn't going to let you go. you'd slowly start to notice that your desk was near a window like you'd mentioned that one time when the two of you were painting together or that he made a labeled spice rack in the kitchen for you, a key holder next to the door, display shelves that were almost exactly where you had wanted them to be, and literally anything else you might've just mentioned in a conversation casually.

this was the only thought in my head when i was watching home renovations on netflix

do you want me to go crazy... this is literally perfect oh my god. the labeled spice rack, the key holder... hyune's 100% the kind of man to remember every single detail about u.

may i also add: husband!hyune who just wants to ensure your new home is perfect and that you'll feel comfortable. he would definitely paint your favourite flowers and hang them up in the living room too...💭 he's also always down for house makeovers. mention that you want to change the couch once and he'd take notes and immediately search new ones. also i am a firm believer that he'd make sure the house always has fresh flowers. everytime any bouquet wilts he's off to the florist for a fresh bouquet!!!

psst @astraystayyh @hwajin thought u'd like!!!

[giratina0fthev01d]

*looks at volo who is my fictional special someone* yeah

the idea of selfship culture/fandom around volo pokemon specifically is awesome bc like. i cannot think of a fictional character who would be MORE intrigued and delighted by that. also self insert fiction is basically self-deification so you’re already matching his freak

[jetsetlifemademeghost]

The death of Cutty Flam.

[kuranswife]

Also, as the local Nahoya/Smiley simp/ wife (I have all of his manga appearances saved into a folder and a small shrine, I need help)

I feel like I need to point this out

THEY'RE SUCH CUTIES🥺🥺🥹🥹

KURAN PLEASE SMILE AGAIN SOON BBY

I have a type✌️😗✌️ ✌️🥹✌️

[lesbianbanana]

Screaming while thinking about how Dionysus got introduced to Olympus.

Beginning his life (if you don't count the Orphic myths) he's handed to Hermes who's constantly trying to find a babysitter for him while Hera is hunting him down. Eventually he goes to live with Rhea for a bit and then trains with Chiron before going out and exploring and stuff.

The Gigantomachy. Dionysus is either on the verge of ascending to godhood of a VERY VERY new god when Zeus announces it's time to go fight great-grandma's new batch of kids. Heracles is still kicking during this time, and Heracles is also sometimes there when Dionysus goes down to the Underworld to get his mother and ascend to Olympus, so they're around the same age-ish. So yeah, great introduction to the fam.

Then. The Trojan War. The Trojan War would only be maybe a decade and a half later, really. Considering Heracles is in the Gigantomachy, and in that one myth he accidentally kills (?) Chiron, Achilles is just there in the background. There's also something about him fistfighting the brother of Tyndareus, the (adoptive) father of Helen. Dionysus isn't mentioned in the Iliad (I don't think) probably because he and his new wife Ariadne are hiding under their blankets in absolute horror of Olympus. Imagine Dionysus chatting with Apollo or Poseidon after the Gigantomachy and then watching them absolutely go murderous during the Trojan War. Dionysus is just sitting there in the background while Athena drags Ares and Aphrodite and Hera whoops Artemis' ass.

And then??? Everyone just goes back to being chill again??? Apollo is no longer murdering absolutely everyone but instead defending his bestie Orestes in court??? Athena isn't being a crazy bloodthirsty madwoman and has taken up a new gig as a judge??? Dionysus turns to Hermes and is like "is this normal??!3?$$@" and Hermes just sighs really loudly and nods.

[giratina0fthev01d]

This post fits this blog too

Volo's thoughts about me🧏🏼‍♂️

I did a reading with Volo to see what he thinks of me and yeah

You don't need much tarot skills to know what he is saying(he is quite literal at times)

And this made me go Hrigkgkgkgkhi🤭 since he treats the spousal as more of a traditional human relationship since well in canon he is a human(well now deified human) so yeah he is head over heels swooning mode🤭👁🫣💛🧏🏼‍♂️

[darkwood-sleddog]

totality was breathtaking. truly a wild experience.

[giratina0fthev01d]

shenanigans prepping

give me the most random items i can edit him holding

the weirder and more off-putting the better

[theoasiswinds]

Hi my darlings quick update regarding that payment my husband finally got paid from the company that was refusing to pay him!!!!

So we opened the case and obviously they have to mail the case information to the previous employer and to avoid any more problems the best solution is to just upfront pay the employee.

And that is exactly what happened they may have taken away $1,000 so we expect $3,000 and some change he only got $2,000 and something but we can keep fighting it, or we can just be happy cuz either way he has a new job now and he's already been paid his paycheck, and the funny thing is we waited over a month for this payment and it finally got here!

We honestly thought we were going to be taking this to court and fighting it for longer but since they already have issues with OSHA since we reported this company for not taking care of their employees and they're definitely being fined for that and also now they're all going to be fine for not paying on time we're going to be a little nicer and just continue with life.

It sounds crazy but $1,000 is not worth going to court and fighting for a few more months, specially since we don't have time for that my husband has his new job that would mean he would have to take the days off work and we would lose more money over a thousand so it's better to count our losses and be happy.

They will suffer the consequences of being bad employers and a bad company!

If there's anything else that I want to say because it's a hopefully the last post I have to ever do about this company this horrible experience is that there's still a lot of good people in this world we had so much support from the online Tumblr community it sounds crazy but it's true!!!

I got so much work from commission's and tips you name it and even gifted help to pay our bills!

I don't have the words to describe how grateful I am for all of you, for helping us because thanks to you, all of you who helped us out, we were able to pay our bills and basic necessities.

We never went hungry we still had water we had heating and cooling air in our home and the things we needed to survive that really annoying bump on the road.

Never in a million years did I think that my little side job would ever be able to do that sort of thing but it was because of all of the support you guys did for all of us!

Thank you honestly thank you so much to all of you!

[magpie-rogue]

//You've got my body, flesh and bone. The sky above, the Earth below// Finally done with this aaaaaaaa!!! Brigit mid transformation with her priest/husband + 2 versions bc I wanted to include his mask <3 There's,,, so much lore going on in this one picture I can't get into it all haha! oc: Brigit - She/Her oc (friends): Arus - He/Him

[b1mbodoll]

where r my tbz fans… callin all tbz fans… i have something to Say

[applehead1988]

moment of silence to fantasize about this hunk of handsome 🤭😘🥹

[itsnotmourn]

HEADCANONS | carmen x richard

───── I'D LIKE IT FOR YOU AND I TO GO ROMANCING ...

The town's most grandeur power couple. That's it. Goodbye.

Outwardly, they are reserved and private; sometimes extremely so. Unless they are interacting, whether it is at work or in public, it's common for people to assume they're not together; in fact, their own coworkers didn’t know they were married. They kiss and hold hands sparingly if it’s not in an appropriate space. In the safety of their home, they are so much more passionate and expressive; it's disgusting. A few more kisses, a few more playful bickers. It makes Roy want to barf every time he hears it but hey, it used to be worst when they were younger.

It’s noted that Carmen has an excessive way of speaking. To people unfamiliar to it, it may cause light confusion. Richard is her translator (sometimes, Roy!).

Carmen: I'd like a table for one and another, if you may. Waiter: ...? Richard, from the side: Table for two, please.

Carmen's love language lies heavily with gifting. Pair that up with her materialism and you are promised with mountains of wealth. She has careful ears; whenever she hears Richard approving something like a snack or piece of clothing, she writes it down in her mental notes for the special days.

Similarly, Richard's love language is acts of service. Those small but meaningful gestures. He struggles being immediate with words of adoration so he follows his own philosophy: actions over words. He has careful eyes; anything that Carmen may need help with or may need later (like a bath) and he’s already offering it.

Pet names. Oh, how they love pet names. It's nothing silly like bae or bubba, though. It's old classic pet names like Dear and Darling (their mains), Love and Honey, and Toots or Sweetheart (if they're feeling cheesy). They have probably gone a few days just using pet names. However, it is usually Richard using such names for her. Roy isn't exactly safe from it either. Carmen often refers to Roy as "my baby", when she isn't in an agitated mood.

They both proposed at the same time. Though, if you ask who proposed, one would often (playfully) bicker that they were the one who proposed, and it goes back and forth. It's never a straight answer. Roy doesn't even know. Fun fact: when they were younger, they had promise rings for a long time.

Despite everything, it was Carmen who initiated their relationship first. She got tired of being too subtle. It often goes over Richard’s head.

Carmen (and by extension, Roy on better days) tends to recover from sickness very quickly. It's something a good day of rest will fix. Richard, on the other hand, is on the opposite side of the spectrum. Fortunately, he seldom gets sick but when he does, his whole body is on shutdown if he gets something as small as a cold. Carmen will unapologetically take the day off work to take care of Richard. One single phone call of notice and she’s not picking up her company number anymore. She’s warming up blankets, prepping medicine and just being by his side (same when looking after Roy too). I like to think that the company they work for kinda needs both of them to function so on days like this, it crumbles a little bit.

Carmen struggles with Math and Richard struggles with English, and with those, they help each other out. It was the same in school/collage years but they both were top students; who knows if they even needed each other’s help.

It makes sense that Carmen’s the big spoon in the relationship and when they are being affectionate, she is most of the time! Though, for them, there’s really no designated big/little spoon. They take turns. If Richard wants her to be his weighted blanket, so be it.

They sleep in separate beds. Mostly because their own work space is inside their bedrooms but also because they tend to have opposing sleep schedules too; Carmen sleeps early to function while Richard needs to hit the extreme AM before his body feels the effect. Despite this, it’s very common for one of them to sneak in the other’s room and sleep together anyways.

Speaking of work space, it’s not uncommon for Carmen to be glued to her desk, churning out loads of work that’s on a deadline (which is rare but happens when the company is behind). She gets in the zone and when she gets on the zone, nothing else matters. She forgets to eat or takes breaks. It happens. Richard is always watching out for his wife's well-being. It all circles back to his love language. He comes into her room, hands her water or a meal, and walks back out without a single word. Maybe a kiss on the head if she’s not under immense pressure.

Richard’s face gets all red when Carmen teases (read: bombs) him with her sweet words or little kisses. One or two is fine—he can keep his usual stoic face—but one after the other after the other? That’s cheating.

Carmen, out of nowhere: I love youuuu. Richard: Love you too, dear. Carmen: You are so adorable. (kiss) Have I told you that? (kiss) I could eat you up if I desire. (kiss) Handsome man, you. Richard, face full of red: stop.

It's the opposite for her. Carmen is far more than capable to hold a straight face when it comes to receiving teases. She’s grew up with praises, after all. To get her in a blushing mess, he has to get a little creative and discreet. For the right moments, sentimental but that’s not often.

Richard, gesturing her closer: Carmen. Carmen, lending an ear: Hm? Richard: (whispering something out of character or just something highly inappropriate) Carmen, flustered: RICHARD!

Carmen's favourite place to kiss Richard is kissing his nose and cheeks. Richard's favourite place to kiss Carmen is her neck and hands. And then each other's lips, of course. Muah. Most of Richard's kisses are considered sniff kisses.

It's cute when one person gets to wear their partner's shirt and it's oversized on them. Carmen can't... do that; her physique’s too different for her to wear Richard’s shirts without it ripping or being too tight. So at home, Richard is seen wearing his wife’s shirts as sleepwear.

Richard is the listener to Carmen’s ramblings. He could be multitasking and still recall minor details from a a year ago. It’s rare for it to be the other way around; Richard needs just a day or two to file his thoughts together.

The two of them can be considered very attractive. Wolf whistles, catcalls, and nonsensical flirting aren’t common but it happens to the both of them. When it comes to their relationship, the trust that they have in each other is phenomenal. Nothing would stop Carmen from wrapping her hand around Richard's waist though.

Sighs. Until death do them part.

oh yeah they’re so t4t bi4bi bye

───── SAY THE WORD, YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND !