#crazy hubby

[voloslovelydivinity]

ParadiseLostshipping (Or UUU)(Volo X Mystic selfship)

Its canon

imagine cool template here (wip)

dividers by @kodaswrld

Asks always welcome!

READ BEFORE INTERACTING-----V

No I'm not proship. I don't want part in discourse and drama. Im just an entity

Run before our true love ruins your d a y/srs

If you see me drawing volo with stubble sometimes...that means he just hasn't shaved. In-game and irl I'm married to him :). Insta blocked if disrespected or invalidated because in my eyes HE ISN'T WITH ANYONE BUT M E. 👁👄👁

No i dont fucking share him! piss off! I am his canon husband! I see and take it seriously because it is as real to me as any other romantic relationship and Volo does the same! /deadsrs

TOXIC SHARERS, ZOOS, MAPS , DOUBLES, ANTI-LGBTQ DNI IF I GET ONE MORE GODAMN ANON ASK FROM A SALTY 15-16 YEAR OLD BECAUSE OF ME BEING HARSH AND STRICTLY NONSHARING I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT. BLOCK ME AND MOVE ON. (MINORS INTERACT WITH CAUTION)

I use first and third person when talking about my s/i since it is me.

Sometime in june or july of last year was when we reunited. We were together 200+ years

We got married offically on Nov 7th

I use He/they/It Pronouns

Am neurodivergent so bear with my chaotic mind

INTJ and 5w4

I am otherkin/alterhuman/therian

Mystic my self insert is pokemon platinum based(if you see Giratina and Volo art or screenies that is Mystic and Volo)

also expect some trolling and shitposts about Volo cause thats my weird way of showing love😅😬

power couple :>

TLDR: Volo and I married irl and spiritually(he is my soul-mate). I have an astral ring on my finger. Due to Volo having an egergore. Its as real and important to me as any physical human relationship due to many traumatic experiences of dealing with physical human relationships. Our love is real as anyone elses especially due to my swearing off human relationships(meaning I'm not actively searching for one) it didn't feel right to me to be with someone else who will hurt me when I'm with Volo who fulfills every bit of my needs and romantic environments that I subconsciously was craving. Respect that its as real to me as your human physical relationship and or your relationship with your f/o. Your experience is yours. mine is mine. I am just a Giratina otherkin rotting away in human flesh prison enjoying life with my husband

Lets say my selfship isn't always cupcakes and rainbows so scroll away if you not into that more heavy (but nons*xual) k*nky or weirder side of shipping(monster romancing/interspecies romance) stuff. 😅😬. Also Vol is an overstuffed plushy man and he is soft yet muscular in body. He eats alot and is best pillow to lay on. He has soft torso due to eating alot. BUT HE IS SO SOFT SO HUGGABLE SO WARM AND SQUISHY HHHH PLUS HEART BEAT 💓 💖 ♥️ 💗 💕 ❤️ 💓💙💛

Our ship name is a play on our exclamation when one of us does something so romantic and or sensual it makes us loose our braincells in the best way

"YOUUUUUUUU~"

And it is called ParadiseLostShipping due to Mystic being a fallen angelic being is because we are both considered an unholy abomination in the eyes of our respective divinity and we let our unhinged apocalypse inducing actions spit in the face of God itself idk a divinized Luciferian troped merchant head over heels over a literal fallen angel sounds pretty sacrilegious and we both are not above wanting to nuke and recreate the world in a fit of nihilistic rage and sorrow at the state of humanity due to the so called creator letting it go to shit.

VOLISTIC = Mystic and Volo name combo) its awful I am tired and it sounds like holistic but its Volistic because they complete eachother and its a dumb name for a dumb ship👁👄👁

Volo says "our love is transcendent beyond time and space" And "fated"

Which I'm scared of marriage

our ship aesthetic Void/Occult/Fallen Angelcore/Classical/Celestial/ idk lets say unsettling imagery with darker esoteric/hermetic or religious themes, places that makes one uncomfortable yet serene, divine madness with Biblically accurate angels along with churches, and or Luciferian motifs. Gloomy Traditional Japanese settings with fog and nature , Golden hour sunsets over oceans and the nightsky at dusk with some clouds, Stargazer Lilies, Bleeding heart, White and red Roses and sunflowers. Golds, whites, indigo, dark purples, reds, black and dark green

Our ship tropes and Dynamic:

(Red string of fate)(pet play/sub/dom)(Unhinged unholy union)(Not so Different)(Love at first sight)(Overprotective husband)(Worshipper/Divinity)(Monsterfucker) (Yandere/Tsundere)(Angel/Devil)(Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?)(Sun/Moon)(coke and mentos ship)

Vol is practically a monster fucker since I am an eldritch being of stars, abyssal energy and thought up dreamscapes a borderline nullified conglomerate of holy and unholy abstractions rotting away in a physical human vessel ⚠️ along with me being a biblically accurate angel yeah things get freaky

Me with Volo

Mystic's true form leaking out practically

He is my radiant King, my God , my stargazer and my Beloved Sun ☀️👼💛

I'm his beloved little devil worm, his fallen star/angel, his Divinity 🌠👹🪽

Vol altar that keeps growing

So enjoy this blog that is devoted to him and I. He is my one and only 👁❤️‍🔥🥰🧏🏼‍♂️❤️

Fave mons

(1:Porygon/Porygon2/Porygon-Z)(2:Giratina)(3:Altaria/Togekiss)(4:Zoroark/Absol)(5:Jolteon/Umbreon)(6:Decidueye/Hisuian Typhlosion)(7:Toxtricity/Hydreigon)(8:Reshiram/Arceus/Lunala/Yveltal)(9:Corviknight(Also the Legendary birb trio)(10:Meinshao/Luxray/Grovyle)

[farm-lesbian]

my bad for logging into tiktok but, respectfully? do you know how to read the fucking room? your boyfriend EDUCATES you? (do you hear yourself right now?) your husband cried with you? your husband proudly voted blue? did everyone clap? do you want a cookie? is this supposed to make anyone feel better?

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 7:

72 days.

[wallacefangirl]

i can guarantee you all he had all sorts of body hair when he was a were-rabbit. and it was fuzzy! CANON XDDD

[remtrack]

hi hi 🩷 so i was thinking bf/husband! hyune who takes up the task of decorating and designing the interior of your new home together (im 70% sure he said he did that with his current apt with bin 😭) and he includes every single tiny thing that you've mentioned in the course of your relationship, like man actually wrote them DOWN in a book for future plans because he knew he wasn't going to let you go. you'd slowly start to notice that your desk was near a window like you'd mentioned that one time when the two of you were painting together or that he made a labeled spice rack in the kitchen for you, a key holder next to the door, display shelves that were almost exactly where you had wanted them to be, and literally anything else you might've just mentioned in a conversation casually.

this was the only thought in my head when i was watching home renovations on netflix

do you want me to go crazy... this is literally perfect oh my god. the labeled spice rack, the key holder... hyune's 100% the kind of man to remember every single detail about u.

may i also add: husband!hyune who just wants to ensure your new home is perfect and that you'll feel comfortable. he would definitely paint your favourite flowers and hang them up in the living room too...💭 he's also always down for house makeovers. mention that you want to change the couch once and he'd take notes and immediately search new ones. also i am a firm believer that he'd make sure the house always has fresh flowers. everytime any bouquet wilts he's off to the florist for a fresh bouquet!!!

psst @astraystayyh @hwajin thought u'd like!!!

[unethicalpeacemonger]

The death of Cutty Flam.

[kuranswife]

Also, as the local Nahoya/Smiley simp/ wife (I have all of his manga appearances saved into a folder and a small shrine, I need help)

I feel like I need to point this out

THEY'RE SUCH CUTIES🥺🥺🥹🥹

KURAN PLEASE SMILE AGAIN SOON BBY

I have a type✌️😗✌️ ✌️🥹✌️

[lesbianbanana]

Screaming while thinking about how Dionysus got introduced to Olympus.

Beginning his life (if you don't count the Orphic myths) he's handed to Hermes who's constantly trying to find a babysitter for him while Hera is hunting him down. Eventually he goes to live with Rhea for a bit and then trains with Chiron before going out and exploring and stuff.

The Gigantomachy. Dionysus is either on the verge of ascending to godhood of a VERY VERY new god when Zeus announces it's time to go fight great-grandma's new batch of kids. Heracles is still kicking during this time, and Heracles is also sometimes there when Dionysus goes down to the Underworld to get his mother and ascend to Olympus, so they're around the same age-ish. So yeah, great introduction to the fam.

Then. The Trojan War. The Trojan War would only be maybe a decade and a half later, really. Considering Heracles is in the Gigantomachy, and in that one myth he accidentally kills (?) Chiron, Achilles is just there in the background. There's also something about him fistfighting the brother of Tyndareus, the (adoptive) father of Helen. Dionysus isn't mentioned in the Iliad (I don't think) probably because he and his new wife Ariadne are hiding under their blankets in absolute horror of Olympus. Imagine Dionysus chatting with Apollo or Poseidon after the Gigantomachy and then watching them absolutely go murderous during the Trojan War. Dionysus is just sitting there in the background while Athena drags Ares and Aphrodite and Hera whoops Artemis' ass.

And then??? Everyone just goes back to being chill again??? Apollo is no longer murdering absolutely everyone but instead defending his bestie Orestes in court??? Athena isn't being a crazy bloodthirsty madwoman and has taken up a new gig as a judge??? Dionysus turns to Hermes and is like "is this normal??!3?$$@" and Hermes just sighs really loudly and nods.

[magpie-rogue]

//You've got my body, flesh and bone. The sky above, the Earth below// Finally done with this aaaaaaaa!!! Brigit mid transformation with her priest/husband + 2 versions bc I wanted to include his mask <3 There's,,, so much lore going on in this one picture I can't get into it all haha! oc: Brigit - She/Her oc (friends): Arus - He/Him

[darkwood-sleddog]

totality was breathtaking. truly a wild experience.

[voloslovelydivinity]

Volo loves the plushie so much that he wants me to carry it everywhere and he already smothered it to where it about to explode with love it feels like. Also apparently his love and obsessed devotion for me increased even more which I didn't know was possible

HE LEGIT WANTS TO EXPLODE WITH JOY AND LOVE FOR IT AND ME

Unhinged merchant mode

[theoasiswinds]

Hi my darlings quick update regarding that payment my husband finally got paid from the company that was refusing to pay him!!!!

So we opened the case and obviously they have to mail the case information to the previous employer and to avoid any more problems the best solution is to just upfront pay the employee.

And that is exactly what happened they may have taken away $1,000 so we expect $3,000 and some change he only got $2,000 and something but we can keep fighting it, or we can just be happy cuz either way he has a new job now and he's already been paid his paycheck, and the funny thing is we waited over a month for this payment and it finally got here!

We honestly thought we were going to be taking this to court and fighting it for longer but since they already have issues with OSHA since we reported this company for not taking care of their employees and they're definitely being fined for that and also now they're all going to be fine for not paying on time we're going to be a little nicer and just continue with life.

It sounds crazy but $1,000 is not worth going to court and fighting for a few more months, specially since we don't have time for that my husband has his new job that would mean he would have to take the days off work and we would lose more money over a thousand so it's better to count our losses and be happy.

They will suffer the consequences of being bad employers and a bad company!

If there's anything else that I want to say because it's a hopefully the last post I have to ever do about this company this horrible experience is that there's still a lot of good people in this world we had so much support from the online Tumblr community it sounds crazy but it's true!!!

I got so much work from commission's and tips you name it and even gifted help to pay our bills!

I don't have the words to describe how grateful I am for all of you, for helping us because thanks to you, all of you who helped us out, we were able to pay our bills and basic necessities.

We never went hungry we still had water we had heating and cooling air in our home and the things we needed to survive that really annoying bump on the road.

Never in a million years did I think that my little side job would ever be able to do that sort of thing but it was because of all of the support you guys did for all of us!

Thank you honestly thank you so much to all of you!

[artinmyaz]

As the party heads south it’s time for a desert outfit change

After being on the run for since I’m an unregistered magic user, Clem and the party decided it’d be a great idea to “kidnap” the daughter of a Nobel family. And now we’re fleeing to the southern desert so we don’t get ✨arrested✨

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

I opened my ~new sketchbook~ to draw and uh

It looks like someone has already claimed the first page 🤣

Look at this dumb dork drawn by my loveable dork of a husband shdkbfjsndnsj

I already have Jimmy stickers on the outside, so this sketchbook really is gonna be mostly jimblys... To no one's surprise LOL

[b1mbodoll]

where r my tbz fans… callin all tbz fans… i have something to Say

[tubzthelilbeeboy]

I miss my husband.

oaoaoaooaooaoaooooo

Boooo my loveeeee come backkkkk wahahahahah