#crazy dog enby

[mbrainspaz]

I filed the forms and the office gave me permission to bring any of my dogs in to work with me whenever I want and I can't tell if the joke is on them or me because I don't know if what little self control I possess will yet win out over the overwhelming need to have my dogs with me everywhere at all times.

I have a strong sense that bringing even one dog every day is an office culture faux pas but I have the paperwork in hand that says I'm technically allowed to do it. Before the month is out new rules will be created specifically to put an end to shenanigans I'm about to embark on.

[insane4fandoms]

“Now now, why those tears? This is a gift, and you should appreciate it. Think of it as a service animal,”

“My daughter always loved those… things, might as well give you one to make you feel a little… safer~”

MT CLASSES ENDED AND IM BOTH HAPPY AND SAD THAT IT DID 🎉 🎉🎉

Anyways, don’t you love it that your kidnapper builds you a animatronic dog to keep you company while he mentally tortures you to get back at your ex you haven’t seen in years? :D @crazy-obsessed-enby @wouldntyou-liketoknow @iswmperson

I should really stop whomping Ness he deserves better 😭 at least he has Sparky, the good boy ain’t going to let anything bad happen to him.

[tooattached2fictionalcharacters]

Hey y’all, your local desperate enby here, really don’t want to be asking this but I’m down to the wire with my car insurance (it will be canceled the 19th). My insurance is attached to my license, which I need for my income. I cannot not pay this. I already got approved for a second credit card with a tiny line (were talking 200 after I paid the fee), but this is a rinkydink little credit card company that can’t be bothered to give me digital access for the card while I wait for the physical card (Stone Age much???). This is just my IMMEDIATE need, I don’t have my minimum met for Lyft yet this week, so nothing I make is going towards this yet, and I’m doubtful I’ll manage to pull $162 worth of dog walks while actively trying to pull drives. If you use stripe, I will have to wait for it to process. PP will be an immediate payment. Both take a percentage. I can dm you my pp/v.enmo if you don’t want a percentage being taken by ko-fi.

Provided I can get this paid, I’m still going to need to pay 220 to storage next week, and get on top of my truck being fixed. I’m working crazy hours and have been walking 6-9 miles a day dog walking when I’m not driving. If I can’t get my truck fixed, I need at least enough to pay for a week’s rate in a motel so I can start that in march if it comes down to it.

If you want a sketch in exchange for a donation, I’m happy to do one. Examples of my most recent work above. If you need help with dog training since I’ve done that professionally for the last decade, I can do that via video chat. I’m not trying to ask for help for nothing but this is crucial I remain able to drive, and keep my dogs housed one way or another while I get us sorted to move to Missouri. Thank you for boosting if you can’t help, I know money is tight for everyone right now.

[tearysunshine]

Reasons I’ve cried today because of my period:

Pain (and blood, so so much blood more than I usually get - had to throw out an entire pair of undies because they were *soaked*)

Had to get into shower at seven in the morning because of pain, I don’t like morning showers, especially when I have events the next day

Remembered a couple of sadporn Christian songs

Realized I’ve forgotten most of the lyrics to said sadporn Christian songs

Still remembered the sad parts tho, and those parts got stuck in my head

We will all die one day. Some sooner than later. Hug your family and tell them you love them

I don’t live with my siblings anymore and I miss living with them. I miss listening to shitty music and gaming with the my sister all night. We still talk, but not as much as we used to

Realized my dog can’t talk, so she can’t tell me if she’s unhappy. What if I’m doing something wrong that she just can’t tell me about?

Realized my dog will die one day

Thought about making this list, but remembered all of the previous items, sad songs stuck in my head again

Thought about my experiences with the church because of those songs. Thought about my abusive mother. I miss having a mom.

Remembered an old ASPCA commercial that only seemed to come on while I was on my period

Remembered that the guy who used to own our pup wanted to get rid of her and sought out a kill shelter. Thought about how many animals get needlessly murdered every day

Remembered that PETA killed a little girl’s puppy

Couldn’t keep shower water on maximum heat because my feet were burning, but couldn’t keep it on lower heat because cramps came back

Had to eventually get out of the shower and face the waterfall of horror

Too much hair on my body. Can fem-presenting enbys have beards? Because my stubble is relentless.

Too much hair on my body. I’m shedding like crazy and it’s getting *everywhere*

It’s been an hour and the pain meds (5 naproxen) have not completely taken the pain. It’s still a (duller) constant pain

One day we’ll all be dead, and I tried quite a few times to make that happen for myself. I should be grateful for life, even when it hurts.

Remembered my first mental hospital stay and everything that came with that

Wanted to make this list, but had to remember everything to write it

BUT NOW YOU LIVE TEN HOURS AWAY AND I MISS YOU EVERY SECOND OF EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY

It’s only been an hour and I need to get more sleep

If I sleep, I’ll wake up in pain again

Realized that I picked a fight with my boyfriend the other day because of my period. Realized I will never be truly happy because of hormones

I have a doctor’s appointment in two weeks. My doctor does not think I’m disabled. I have to use a wheelchair at work because the pain is debilitating. All test results come up inconclusive. I’m not ready to be dismissed again

Dean Winchester is not real

Castiel is not real

I cannot be cuddled by above men, because they are not real

My boyfriend is asleep, so I can’t be cuddled by him either (and our dog likes to sleep right between us and gets upset when we cuddle)

My hair is still wet

Making this list helped so much it was so cathartic why is typing out a shitty lil tumblr post helping so much (cried because my brain can be answered so simply)

I’ve been awake for an hour and twenty minutes yall. Be kind to any period havers in your life. This fuckin sucks

Bonus: tummy hurts because I took meds on an empty stomach. Faced my own mortality (again) and cried

[mbrainspaz]

landlord called me tonight to let me know my little baby dog got out of my yard again today and into his yard with his doodle dogs, only to crawl back under the fence later and act like he never left. >_>

I was concerned when he said my dog was limping but it looks like just a little sting from something on his paw.

I can't with this guy. I can't leave him in because I can't get home fast enough every day but this escape artist behavior has me so anxious.

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

Fireworks

Prompt: Okay, I might be a bit late, but in honor of America being, well, America, could I request a Virgil hurt/comfort where he gets freaked out by the fireworks? Love your writing btw - anon

I've been experimenting with shorter form prose and I kinda like it???

Read on Ao3

Warnings: none

Pairings: platonic dlampr

Word Count: 1000

Virgil doesn’t hate the Fourth of July except yes he absolutely fucking does.

No, he’s not gonna do the whole rant, that takes too long, most people who are on Tumblr already know it by heart, we’ve been there, done that, no need to beat a dead horse.

No there isn’t, Remus, put that down.

The point is Virgil likes the Fourth of July not one little bit mostly because it’s gaudy. Come on, the oversaturated red-white-and-blue? Eugh. Princey can pull off red the way he does because he’s Roman and Patton can pull off country-club-dad vibes without trying. Logan doesn’t like the Fourth either so he’s in no danger from that navy getting corrupted by gross displays of patriotic affection. The most they ever get from Logan is his ‘I Voted’ button which is perfect and all they need. Janus is yellow and more on the hating-the-Fourth trend than Virgil is. Solidarity.

Remus just likes the excuse to throw hot dogs and mustard at people. Sure.

Patton likes the Fourth because it’s a good way to spend time as a family, allegedly. It’s not like they have another choice, not with the way everyone wants to get together to celebrate. The man isn’t allowed near the grill. That’s the rule. Which is fine, just distract him enough for the cooking to be over and done with and everything’s fine.

Roman…also doesn’t really like the Fourth, but he does like the excuse to sing. Really loudly. Eh, Princey can actually sing, so it’s fine. And he will come and hide with Virgil in some out-of-the-way corner so they can complain about other people.

Logan gets into political fights.

Yes, you heard that right.

It’s not pretty.

Well, when everyone’s a little tipsier than normal and Virgil can stand to be around people he normally hates just to watch Logan fucking annihilate them, it’s pretty fucking satisfying.

Just dodge the hot dogs and keep Janus from running his mouth too much, that’s the deal.

No, the part he really hates is when it gets dark.

Fireworks are awful. He’ll say it. Sure, from a chemistry and marketing standpoint, they’re great. Fantastic. Continue to exploit the planet for temporary momentary and aesthetic appeal, sure.

He loathes the damn things. They’re so fucking loud.

And you never know exactly when they’re going to go off.

And the whole fucking day is just a lead-up to those fucking things, so if you leave before they happen or while they’re happening, everyone will talk about it. Oh, where’d you go? You missed the best part! Come back, the fireworks are starting, we can’t leave until they’re done. Just stay ‘till the end of the show, it’ll be fine.

No, no he will not.

So when he’s half-heartedly swatted at half a dozen mosquitos and sat down in a chair that had soda spilled onto it and threatens to buckle under his weight—thanks for those additional body issues, you limp cardboard excuse for furniture—he grits his teeth and tries to pull out his headphones as stealthily as he can. He’s learned from having his phones slapped out of his hands, or worse, confiscated, by too many haughty relatives that if he wants to try and protect himself when they start to go off, he’s got to do it carefully.

Not too carefully that his phone dies and his headphones won’t connect, though!

“Shit,” he mutters under his breath, “shit, shit, shit—“

He glances around. No way he’s getting out of here. No way. He’s trapped. He’s stuck. No way out. He’s going to have to stay here. They’re about to go off at any second and he’s stuck, nowhere to go, nothing to do, nothing to distract him—

Of course, he’s overlooked one thing. And that is that nothing happens to him without the others noticing.

So when Roman and Remus start loudly bickering about how hot it is and Roman flounces his way back inside with Remus chasing after him, he misses the look they exchange and the way Roman veers slightly to the left to crash into one of the rudest aunts they have.

He misses the way Logan discreetly pockets the last snack pack for Virgil as he stands, muttering excuses about keeping the twins in line.

He misses the way Janus carefully scoops him up, doing it in a clever way to make it look like Virgil is the one doing the leading as they scoot toward the door.

He misses the way Patton nods as Janus raises an eyebrow, distracting would-be worriers—real and fake—with thank-you’s and well-wishes and promises they won’t remember by morning.

He does remember the soft thud of the car door and the instant muffling of all the noises.

He does remember the way Roman’s hand cards through his hair and guides it to his shoulder, humming a song under his breath as Remus takes his hand and starts playing with it.

He does remember Patton turning the radio on low as Logan begins to navigate them home, Janus behind the wheel as he glances at Virgil in the back seat.

Roman softly asks if he thinks he can make it up the stairs home, helping him to the couch and placing the noise-canceling headphones over his ears. Remus plugs them into the headphone jack and hands the phone to Virgil before tugging Roman to help get the blankets set up.

Logan finds the documentary and they sit, opening his arms to welcome Virgil down with them. Janus and Patton bring the snacks in from the kitchen as Janus curls Virgil’s hand around the snack pack.

As the documentary plays, Virgil leans his head onto Patton’s shoulder and smiles.

He hates the Fourth, he loves his family.

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[wiltingdecay]

oooh sfw no. 10 for both of the Rowan ships :eyes:

shipping headcanons ask game

10. Any pets? Or plants?

Rowlian: Oh you KNOW they've got a dog. They probably almost impulsively got one the second they moved in together, but the often-ignored rational parts of their brains reminded them that it would probably be a better idea to wait until sometime after they got back from Nevivon. I imagine they'd do a bit more travelling after Nevivon, like visiting Iniscrainn (AKA Not-Ireland where Rowan's from) to see Rowan's sister and her family, and whatever country Julian's parents are from, before eventually settling back in Vesuvia about a year post-route and only leaving for the occasional vacation. THEN they'd get their doggy, possibly as a wedding gift to each other. No idea what breed it would be, but since Julian appears to have some kinda fixation on wrinkly dogs (same tbh), maybe a shar-pei? Or possibly a red setter like Rowan's childhood dog Bailey. Tbh I don't think they'd be picky, they're both massive dog lovers so any dog is a good dog.

They wouldn't want to stop at just one pet, but considering they already have Malak and Sammi (Rowan's ferret familiar) and now a dog as well as the two of them in their tiny apartment above the shop, they're gonna have to leave it at that for now. They're pretty cosily settled into the apartment so it takes them a couple of years after they get married to actually buy a house - you can thank Rowan getting pregnant with oops baby Róisín for giving them the kick up the arse they needed to actually move into somewhere with space. Sometime after she's born and they've settled in they'd get a second dog, and a cat or two as well because Rowan's still lowkey a cat person.

Ruasha: OK some background info on the Rowan/Portia ship before I get into this; I also use it as my Courtier!Rowan AU, as it's sort of an inverse of the Rowlian timeline. There, Asra becomes the new Court Magician and moves out, and Rowan stays to run 100% of the shop. The opposite happens here; following in his late Auntie Gráinne's footsteps, Rowan becomes Nadia's new Court Magician and moves to the Palace to attend to his new duties. Totally didn't move so he could be closer to his girlfriend. Nooooo. Of course, Rowan only lived in his new Palace quarters for about five minutes before moving into Portia's cottage.

Pet-wise, this is already an improvement over the Rowlian timeline. Portia's cottage is a lot roomier than Rowan's tiny old apartment, so there's actually space for new friends!! Rowan will eventually want to get a dog, but they start off with just getting another cat for a multitude of reasons; easier to bring on ships whenever they have to leave for Portia's embassador duties! Quieter and smaller so it can more easily keep Rowan company when performing his duties as Magician! A new friend for Pepi! And hell, why stop at one? They have the space for more! Get another kitty! And maybe another! But as much as they'd love to become crazy cat ladies/enbies, they do both have the common sense to know they should probably stop at three. They'd probably only have more pets than three (plus Pepi and Sammi of course, but they're more self-sufficient as familiars so they don't really count) in the event that they moved into a bigger house, or if they renovated the cottage and built on more rooms.

Rowan would also use his Palace quarters often enough, even if he's not living there. It's a good place for him to work if he's not directly needed to perform any spells. I think he'd have an aquarium in there to help him relax :] he could probably stare at fishies for hours without getting bored. Maybe don't let the cats in here though.

(Answered for both pairings) As for plants; also yes. Rowan only has a tiny amount of backyard space (curses of living above a shop smack dab in the middle of a huge city ig), but they've been able to work with what they have and turn it into a flourishing garden. It's mostly magical herbs and other plants to sell in the shop, but there's quite a lot of flowers and a few little trees that are just there to provide ingredients for Rowan's soaps, and to look and smell pretty. When they eventually move, whether it's to Portia's cottage or their house with Julian, all of these are non-negotiably being brought over to their new house and being carefully re-planted in the (thankfully much more spacious) garden. Same story with Rowan's houseplants. His army of succulents and cacti and carnivorous plants and little flower pots and the occasional bonsai (all of whom are named) are his babies and they live wherever he lives, though he'd probably keep them in his Palace quarters in Portia timeline so the cats wouldn't knock any over.

[tachyonpen]

Weird size community meme idea- your taste in size content represented via playing cards.

No, seriously.

Set the red suits and black suits in two separate piles to start, and set the Jokers aside- cards laid vertically will be things that you're generally interested in, or that you'd like to see in a partner of a different size. Cards laid horizontally will be ideas that would apply to you.

The black suits, clubs and spades, will be giant-related. First, kings, queens and jacks- guys, gals, and nonbinary; who's the big party in your ideal g/t story?

Next, the numbered cards. In a setting built for the smaller party (so the big ones are giants, dealing with inconveniences like being unable to ride in cars or enter most buildings comfortably), what's your ideal size gap between the giant(s) and everybody else? [Word to the wise- The max. height is going to be A) in Imperial units and B) shown off using a relatively short 5 ft tall and a very tall 6'8" multiplied up to the relevant proportions ahead, like so 5'/6'8"]. 2 is up to about double, where everyone is about double-ish the norm- 10/13 feet, about, so the smaller ones come up to their waist or higher, typically. 3 would be from there up to about 5x the norm, so anywhere up to 25/33 feet tall- about to the shin. 4 is from there up to the beloved Brobdingnagian x12 difference, or 60/80 feet tall- one foot to the humans is about an inch to the bigs. 5 is from those proportions up to a 20x difference, 100/133 ft, where people are about the size of their finger or ear, and a 5/6 story building is their equal in height. 6 is where we start getting crazy- an up to 60x difference, 300/400 ft. tall, meaning the average person is only as tall as their toes, and their proportions mean that they need to be careful lest they knock over skyscrapers- they're about as tall as a 15/20 story building at this point. 7 is a difference up to 240x, or 1200/1600 ft tall, which is the point where they'd start genuinely causing damage to the landscape and civilization with their footsteps, and people would start to resemble small bugs to them. 8 on up is much less common, but I'll keep going- this number indicates anywhere up to a 500x difference between the giant and the human civilization, or 2500/3333 feet tall; this is around half a mile, and where living on or inside the giant(s) becomes a feasible option- the giant would be no more cognizant of the individual people than we would be an aphid. 9 is where we make significantly larger jumps for those who like their giants colossal- this covers anything up to 7,500,000x normal size, or 7500/9833 miles tall- approximately the same size as Earth's diameter, or literally planetary-scale giants. Lastly, 10 covers anything up to 225 million times normal size, up to 225,000/300,000 miles tall- so large than even the Earth itself is 2 inches across, or about the size of a largish gumball, by comparison to the giant, a card I don't expect most of you to set out.

Last, the ace- do you like it when the big has to grow big to get like this? Its absence will be for giants born enormous (or made enormous in the case of mechanical or divine beings).

For the red suits, your hearts and diamonds, these are for tiny roles. Again, the kings, queens, and jacks- tiny guys, smol gals, little enby pals.

The numbered cards here refer to settings designed for the comfort of the bigger party- your Borrower or HIStK settings go here. 2 is for anything down to half-size smalls, 2'6"/3'4" coming up to about the waist of their bigger counterparts- an inconvenient existence, but not by too much. 3 is from that point down to one-fourth size, 15"/20", which would leave our smaller party at about knee height, and taller people would look like two-story buildings at about this point. 4 takes us down to one-sixth size, 10"/13", which is about the length of the bigger people's forearm, and just the right size to mount your average housecat or small dog like a horse. 5 takes us down to Lilliputian one-twelfth, or 5/7 inches tall- this would put the smaller ones at about the length of people's hands from base of palm to tip of pinky finger, and small enough to hide in underwear; notably, this is a great "small civilization" size in other works as well, with mice and rats occupying a role as mounts, various common lizards acting the role of dragon, and both cats and hawks being relatively threatening. 6 takes us to the ever popular one-twentieth, or 3/4 inches tall- about as tall as a person's ear, or as long as their finger if laid out; notably, this is a pretty common Borrower size, as your bog standard inch-and-a-half sewing needle makes for a decent rapier at this scale, large bugs are a relatively even fight, socks are bigger than you and fluffy enough to make into beds, etc. 7 takes us to the one-sixtieth size smalls, or approximately an inch tall- to the people, they're about as tall as their toe, or the length of a single joint on a finger; these are the settings where they frequently interact with, say, snails, crickets, and hummingbirds, but brown ants are about the size of dogs to the littles. 8 is where we start getting extra little, specifically down to one-hundred-twentieth scale- this makes the smalls about the length of the bed of an unpainted fingernail, and where the common small trope of "a few crumbs is too much" genuinely starts to apply. 9 takes us all the way down to one-five-hundredth scale smalls, or about the size of fleas- notably, this makes the smalls actually small enough to not break water's surface tension (read- walk on dirty water) and a head of hair becomes a forest. 10, lastly, brings us down to the genuinely microscopic smalls, the ones who can't be effectively seen by the naked eye unless they're moving or in a group, down to 1/1200 scale for the sake of stating an identifiable number- at this size, every inch is a five-mile trek, meaning that it's usually reserved for brief jokes and villain punishments; that said, would briefly like to note Fantastic Voyage plots, but effective conversion for numbers that small is giving me a headache.

These aces note a love of shrinking itself being pointed out. If not used, they instead indicate littles born or created that size being your preference.

You can use as many cards as apply to your tastes.

[katewaliss]

! write with me or fight with me!

you either die by my sword or the most painful head canons imaginable! *merida vc* choose yer fate

just kidding!

 hey there gaymers, i am crissy! i am 22, live in pst, go by she/her pronouns and honestly would very much like a distraction from life -- preferably in the form of 1x1 and rp in general. i am currently doing online school plus trying/failing at adulting, being a crazy pink haired college student living on microwave dimsum with my crazy fluffy demon cat, but that still leaves me with a lot of time and what better way to spend that time then crying and dying, am i right, boys? 

so without further ado ( adieu? idk gusundheit ) here are a list of discomboblulated plot things that have been floating around in my head that i might be fun to do ( plot fragments, ideas, ocs, fcs i like, settings, genres etc )! i’d prefer a message if u liked any of these in the inbox or dm form, my tumblr ims are open and my discord user is mr. worldwide#2918 ( pitbull supremacy ) but if ur shy i will message u and be annoying! 

lastly: i prefer hcing in the dms to replies, however i will do replies/ask memes slowly, i don’t really like making blogs and prefer google docs/discord and i ask ( gently and respectfully ) that minors do not interact.

thank u and happy hunger games! xx

COLLEGE TOTALLY SPIES -- i was really obsessed with this picture right here and i thought that the picture would be a good premise for a little four person group based on totally spies. i was thinking that these three college students/young adults some friends maybe not some enemies or just on completely different ends of the social agenda get bonded together when they accidentally end up roped in a top secret spy organization that is fronted by a record store. the details and flesh of the plot i think would be cute to figure out all together maybe in a google doc or a big discord so we can make the rp to perfect world building specifications. right now i have two spots open! 

my friend lexi over at comradc has taken the cool goth asian girl and is using lyrica okano

i am playing the freckly backwards hat lesbian in the red polo named aj mccallis and i think im using diana silvers ( not sure might switch to tati rodriguez )

we also have the cute blond girl w the dyed hair who is giving me kind of like sydney sweeney energies, blonde girl maybe like lalisa manoban/jinsoul,

and we have the rad black girl with the bandids who i would only accept black fcs for for such as diamond white, ryan destiny, salem mitchell, 

i’d prefer if this stayed kind of sapphic and female and enby friendly. we can def make make npcs and characters but i’d prefer if the characters looked like they do in the picture ( minus the white girls who can be racebent as long as there are vibes ) mostly bc i want the poc people to stay the correct poc! but yeah! if u like this message me specifically!!!!! seperately and hit me w a role ud like maybe an fc an idea anything < 3 im working on a google doc and discord sever

- i really want to play a himbo skater boy evan mock like its my dream i know nothing abt him other than he probably goes by something like mouth or juice or tris or dex or dante but !!!! he has buzzed hair he buzzes designs into, does stick n pokes, hates cops, will kiss anyone, likes to mosh at house shows, smokes a lot and sounds like crush from finding nemo, probably ur parents worst nightmare if im honest rodrick heffley energy -- adopt him for any plot

- i also really am obsessed with simay barlas who is my mascot rn -- i want to play her in some sort of dark academia setting with like gossip girl blair waldorf energies lu from elite and have her be really mean and cold and pretentious and play the cello and probably have secrets and be uptight idk the name mallory is resonating hard w me ( we could even do a gossip girl the secret history type group if people liked that ) 

-ok i also really really want to play streak aka silas montgomery who is like very like sidekick best friend to the golden boy main character, does a kick ass goat impression, class clown, relentlessly hits on like the most difficult person in school, does crazy things for laughs and attention, just wants to make people happy, only wears hawaiian shirts, finger guns, is going nowhere in life, his dad is probably the dean at whatever prestigious school also he is very very depressed and drinks often! love u! a I Feel Like Im The Worst So I Always Act Like Im The Best electra heart baby PINTEREST

also yes his hair is pink reg verse he did it on a dare but hp verse he did a potion wrong and it never came out

SOMEONE DO A LADY HANNIBAL WILL GRAHAM RP KILLING EVE RP W ME! i made this will graham adjacent gal for a genderbent hannigram rp her name is bisexual disaster enida johnson and sometimes goes by needy or will bc her middle name is willamena! has basically all the will things wears flannels is a mess but has a bunch of cats instead of dogs in her woods log cabin and im using crystal reed bc it fits perfect in my head idk if u like her hmu hit me w a lady hannibal PINTEREST

other stuff

ok i really want to do a princess and knight plot but with knight zendaya and princess anya taylor joy ???? ALKHALKSHALK LITERALLY HELLO literally modern or like dnd style i do not care but know i love dnd! we could make it like them goin on some skyrim quests like hi

speaking of dnd and skyrim if anyone wants to do like anything based in dnd stuff or skyrim stuff i am DOWN

jennifers body plot!!!! maybe set in college!!!!! sounds spicy i will do a f/f or m/m version leggo leggo 

UNTIL DAWN UNTIL DAWN!!!! i wanted to do a little like 6 person or mumu until dawn thing where everyone either makes new characters or characters based on the existing six! i made a girl adjacent josh character named riley PINTEREST who i love very much ( fc might change im thinking maybe medallion rahimi ) pls hmu if ur down

i looooooove breakfast at tiffanys!!!! like i really love breakfast at tiffanys we love a call girl broody author ship and i want to play a mishti rahman holly golightly type character so so bad 

pygmalion plot!!! basically like an author and the main character of their book comes to life and the book character is probably from a different period of time or realm so doesnt know how to do modern 2020 stuff like microwaves and the tv! and then maybe they get sucked into the characters book world thats written by the author and have to navigate that! enchanted! w the kdrama! energy!

GOSSIP GIRL PLOT ENERGIES

any sort of the secret history murder society until dawn ahs horror type setting i am on a kick rn 

i still really want a deaf sailor and siren plot bc that is so spicy or even like anything involving sirens like maybe one thats like vegetarian and doesnt like to eat humans so it ariel rescues one and keeps it safe!! or like only men are susceptible to the sirens song but aha! i am a woman! Romance!

anything in the realm of percy jackson i love mythology lets go i kind of want a echo narcisuss plot and i want it to hurt me so bad 

i will do harry potter stuff but only if its completely removed from the current canon like years in the future no existing families also maybe beauxbatons salem and drumstrang plots bc thats what matters

iiiiiiiii really like anime so i will do anything kakegurui, soul eater, ohshc

i kind of like grew up on the hunger games so i will gladly take any hunger games plots like young effie and haymitch is spicy or like a career tribute and one of the weaker poorer distracts enemies to lovers leggo

i have a kind of oc that had their parents die in a factory gas leak that was the governments fault and it turned them into a vigilante assasin that is slowly picking off bootlicker government people one by one pretending to be one of them until bam! gets attached to the rich asshole son or daughter of the head hauncho or one of the higher ups ... drama

rich little celebrity fussy wussy being held captive by the mafia and the tired stoic mafia guard but they fall in love 

i kind of like any plot that involves one person that is really loud or angry or dramatic or whiny and the other one is kind of sweet and gentle or does not talk much idk make brain happy 

speaking of!

no nonsense law student studying abroad in a european country and an artist there falls in love w them and is all romantic and gush and is like ur my muse!!! and they are like Go awAy and they explore the city together and themelseves its nice!

i want to be an avan jogia super villain idk why i need to but i do 

not to be a disney adult bc i am not but anastasia princesses dont kiss kitchen boys 

rival cheer captians? best friends brother? pop princess celebrity singer and like antiestablishment really angry rockstar in a publicity relationship? broody detective and sunshiney diner person that works at the diner they eat at everyday?

idk i will think of more hmu these can all be made f/f or m/m if they arent 

[rxiny]

you have to answer that ask meme for chongyun and xiangling pls

Omg hiiiiii <3

💕 ——— 💕

chongyun~

Sexuality HC: he’s bi I know this because he’s my best friend forever and ever and he told me and y

Gender HC: ENBY dmab he is beyond gender but he is also so boy but also not in the way a boy is a boy but in the way a dog you pet at a festival is a boy but he is ok with tou percoeiving him however

Ship: in my tl he had the biggest crush on Bennett and they were cute together :)

NOTP: none I will support him always

BROTP: ME AND HIM WE ARE LITERALLY BEST FRIENDS FOR EVER AND FOR LIFE AND WE HOLD HANDS AND WE SRE SO COOL

Random HC: his hair is thick and tangles easily when he takes naps or passes out and it’s spiky because no matter what hair cut he gets or how he brushes it pieces always stick out like crazy not a hc it’s true bc I know him real

General Opinion: MY BESTIE MY BOY BEST FRbye I got caught rwritings

This is so embarrassed I’m going to hit my head with a rock

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Cxxianling: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sexuality: sapphic and loveswoken shes notnleabian but she’s barely attracted to men

Ggendnenr: girlof all time Shes cis but she gets a pass because She’s my friendy forever my cool friendnsn

Ship: she’s literally in love with lumine trust me I know I was there

NOTP: me and her or like anyone from the Liyue gang she is like our little sister because she is like she uhm she baby

BROTP: ME HER CHONGYN HU TAO AND XINYAN (+Bennett and lumine bc we all hungnojt real) (also add keqing to the group or on her own too theyre oomfie friendies)

HC: she fell in love with lumine after the first cooking contest because she saw woman with sword and went oooh (this is just me talking about my tl this whole post)

Opinion: so squnky scrimblo!!

[daisyishedwig]

Also, dealing with the Zach sitch and the dogs I'm watching is why I read this guys message on okcupid and then didn't immediately respond. And like, I already kind of have a rule against responding to people whose first message is to comment on my appearance, but also adorable is kind of a personality trait as well so I was contemplating maybe replying but now I'm just like, dude. It's night time, maybe my social brain is tired (my profile still says I'm an introvert, so like, end of day, i've probably had my social fill even if I'm not actually an introvert), maybe I'm getting ready for bed and I'll message you when i'm settling down in my sheets or the next morning, or maybe I'm just busy. You don't know, you don't know me, this is your first message to me, give me a sec to think of a response, jesus.

[yespolkadotkitty]

If you’re still doing ships, I’d like a Pedro character one! I need a show/movie to watch so it’ll help me decide. 😂 I’m also terrible at describing myself, so I’m sorry.

I’m a crazy cat lady (even though I’m enby and only have 3 fur babies right now) but I appreciate dogs. Animals in general make me happy, but I’m not a fan of insects. It’s to the point I prefer being indoors. Course, most of my hobbies involve being indoors so it works out. I’m an avid reader (when I’m not lost in depression), a writer (working on my 5th novel), a gamer (video games and TTRPGs are my thing), and I like to send people mail for fun. I’m terrible at them, but I love singing and dancing. I bake a lot when I have someone to help eat them, and I’m told I’m quite good at it, but I’m only average at cooking. I’m a nerd that’s still in college that enjoys doing homework, but I have a hard time focusing on it. I have glasses, grey-blue eyes, extremely long hair, and I’m underweight. I’m recovering from anorexia, PTSD, and have been diagnosed with other illnesses like depression, borderline personality disorder, and schizoaffective. We think I have a dissociation family disorder, but we can’t pinpoint which one. I’m very supportive of the people around, eager to go out of my way to make them happy. I have a bad habit of metaphorically lighting myself on fire to keep others warm. I can be pretty bitchy, especially if you’re coming after a member of my family. I’ve been told I have a tongue like a knife, and I’m told it’s unexpected. I overshare a lot because I struggle with boundaries thanks to one of the reasons I have PTSD.

I can’t think of anything else, sorry. I hope that’s enough 😅

FIFTH NOVEL? I bow down to you. Some day I shall be published again. I hope.

I ship you with Zach Wellison!

You guys meet online when you’re gaming in Skyrim. He compliments your outfit and you find him friendly and not creepy, you so message back.

After a few nights, you progress to voice chat. His voice is pleasantly deep, a little rough on the vowls, laid-back surfer with a lick of Texas drawl.

He tells you he’s fairly new to the area - has come back from three tours with the Marines and is working as a building superintendent, so he doesn’t really know anyone yet.

You talk endlessly. About your writing - Zach is hella impressed - about his military experiences. He tells about his PTSD counselling and you share your experiences. He listens, always listens, never interrupts, and you think perhaps it’s the first time you’ve been really heard in your whole life. Just having him there on the other end of the phone or keyboard, warms you from the inside out.

Zach tells you that he was happy to meet you this way. He has a temper that flares too quick in person thanks to his PTSD, but here in this online world you’ve been able to get to know eachother without any physical emcuberances.

When you finally meet, after swapping photos of yourselves, your cats and his dog (a rescue crossbreed), there’s not a joy of tension between you. And when he holds your hand it feels like coming home.

[6-mcs-for-6-lis]

HC Idea 👉 6 LIs + unexpected quarantine hobbies

Asra - KNITTING. Faust needs sweaters, Asra needs to keep his hands busy. Is he going to weather the boy/girlfriend sweater curse for you? Yes. Will your relationship survive it? Only time will tell. - Baking experiments? Yes. Disastrous? Of course. - YouTube gets banned from your lives for a little while, because Asra finds a DIY channel and suddenly your apartment is filled with discarded attempts at making hand sanitizer, glitter slime,  kenetic sand, and any other fidget thing he could think of. - Next up for Asra is snoga. Snake Yoga. Faust is the teacher and he tries to copy how she moves. He falls, a lot. - Finally you both make the biggest, gaudiest pillow/sofa cushion/chair/snake habitat/mattress fort you can manage with a tunnel that leads to the fridge and back.

- Basically it’s “keep your local enby busy” hours

Lucio - Decides now is a good time to learn how to paint. Portraits of you, of the dogs, of Cameo. Anything. You have to sacrifice every clean sheet you have to protect the tiles on the balcony, where you've banished him too. - You introduce him to Bob Ross, and suddenly your house looks like a museum. - He also wants to learn how to cook with you, so YouTube and the two cookbooks you have become teachers. You have better knife skill than he does, so do you get to gently guide his hands in how to hold and chop? Yes. - Lucio wants to start a podcast, and you can't stop him. - Podcast subject? Animal care! - Can he edit anything? NOPE - do Mercedes and Melchior make guest appearances every five minutes? Yes.

Portia - Portia is stir crazy in less than two days. - Pepi and you are the only things keeping her sane. - She want's to do SOMETHING - It's your idea to learn how to build something. Thinking of like a gingerbread house, or a cardboard table. - Portia wants to learn how to build cat trees. - You end up learning how to build cat trees, and about different woods, and twine vs carpet. - You break quarantine for one giant run to Home Depot before the state shuts down. - Portia stays home, per your request, and you come home with piles of wood, twine, carpet scraps, glue, and house plants because you need something green to tend to. - By the end of quarantine you've built a literal tree and bridges up one wall and around the ceiling where you normally put holiday decorations.

Julian -Still a Doctor, so this is between shifts and you making him sleep

- Decides quickly he wants to take this time and learn how to make mead and gin. - He loved M*A*S*H* growing up and may or may not admit to wanting to be like Hawkeye in this way. - The gin takes the shortest amount of time to set up and make. - It's positively vile. He tries again. - Once it's drinkable, you have the idea to try flavoring it. - Bad idea. - Your new hobby becomes learning how to make bread with all the leftover yeast Julian brought home from the store. - Do you both regret a night of homemade bread and booze? Yes. - Do you do it again? Yes. - Julian also - drunkenly - decides he's going to teach you the vielle. - He soberly follows through with it, after your hangovers have gone.

- once the mead is done, you try it.

- It’s actually amazing and you make everyone else try it the first time you get together after it’s ready.

Nadia - TTRPG - You aren't sure what happened, you wake up and she mentions DnD. You come out of the shower and she has a campaign planned. - DMs, has many NPCs that are stupidly important. - Makes the BEST puzzle quests. - Like to play Lawful Good Bastards(tm) in the "wrong" class. Eg Lawful Good Rogue. - Likes to tinker, and makes her own dice out of different things, usually themed around specific campaigns. -Hosts online during quarantine and then makes it a monthly get together for dinner, drinks, and dungeons. - Has at least one NPC who flirts worse than the Bard (Julian).

Muriel - It starts with macrame to use up extra yarn or string Asra gave him. - Making wall hangings, hanging baskets, that sort of thing. - Then he finds... hair tutorials. - He lets you do his hair sometimes, and the idea to return the favor has occurred to him before. - But now he can Learn How. - Gets a wig from online, and starts following tutorials online. - Then he sits down with you to watch TV after dinner, with cuddles - and surprises you by asking to do your hair in the morning - His hands are shaking when he does your hair, but gentle. - Refuses to let you look at the mirror until he's done. - so. Many. Braids. -Even if you have short hair he figures out something for you with braids because of how good your hands make him feel when you braid his hair.

[mbrainspaz]

I guess I have a cat now lol.

My grandma switched to some fancy new robot litter box that her oldest cat won't use so last week when she left to visit her son in hospice I ended up with the cat. She kept calling to ask how the cat was getting along with all my dogs and turns out she's doing alright, so my gran was like, 'Keep her, otherwise I'll just have to give her back to the shelter.' 'Gran I can't, I'm not allowed to have more pets in my company house.' 'How will they know?!' 'Well if I have the windows open and they hear her meowing, possibly.' 'oh.' 'You know what? If someone notices I'll just say she only needed to stay here a few days because my gran had to visit her son who's in hospice.' 'Yeah! That'll work!'

Anyway, Sushi chills behind my desk chair every evening while the dogs occupy all the chairs and sofa. Other than that I only see her when I go to the bathroom and she suddenly appears and demands to have her butt scratched. I bought her a scratching box and a litter scoop because my gran forgot to lend me one of those.

I've never been a cat person but I guess I could be a three dogs, one horse, one turtle, and a cat person. The van life plan provisions are a work in progress. I might as well get a beta fish again honestly. I've done more road trips with a beta fish than a cat.

[rethala]

I suppose it might be a good idea to actually put something else on here, considering that I’ve never actually used my tumblr for anything before today. When I meet people I tell them that I’m probably the weirdest person they’ll meet all day, but considering where I’m writing this... So! A little background info might be in order!

I am a trans femme AMAB enby, which already calls me out

I am pansexual, but lean more toward female-minded people

I have been married to the same person for almost 17 years, but I wouldn’t be opposed to a girlfriend if she/they can get along with my wife (and aren’t psychotic)

I’m a pagan, most similar to Wiccan but with my own personal experiences colouring my beliefs

I am not just a furry, but in that special (read: “crazy”) class of furries who has past-life memories of actually being something other than human

I am extremely introverted, mildly autistic, and have only ever worked in public-facing jobs my whole life (I finally just started a job as a professional truck driver, and it’s the first time I haven’t had to worry about whether or not Karen and her litter of crotch-goblins are going to complain to my manager about “that horrible man in a skirt who uses the women’s bathroom”)

I like to be artistic, but complain constantly that my art/writing/whatever is horrible and should never burden the rest of the world with its incompetence

I would love to one day be a VO actrix, in spite of hating my voice, because it can range from mid-alto to contrabass and I’m half-way decent at mimicking certain cartoon characters (I can do a pretty mean Pinky, and I’ve had friends tell me never to do Snarf because it’s too good and they hate him) (If you know anyone who might be interested *coughs in @pmseymourva* let me know, its one of my dreams)

I’ve tried my hand (paw?) at YouTube and Twitch, but I never seem to have enough time to actually get good at either one

I’m a suicide survivor

I have chronic (treated) depression, ADHD, OCD, MPD, body dysmorphic disorder, Ehlers-Danlos disorder, chronic pain, and undiagnosed fibromyalgia (also I can be extremely forgetful)

I’m a rescuer of cats, dogs, ferrets, guinea pigs, and occasionally people

I’m terrified of spiders but love snakes

This is the sixth or seventh time I’ve tried to start an internet presence, but I’m probably not worth your time and/or energy because I’ll likely forget that this website even exists (in fact, if I post more often than every 6 months, it will be the most I’ve ever done)

Feel free to completely ignore me now and pretend that you’ve never heard of me if you worry that my weirdness might rub off on you. On the other hand (paw?), if you don’t mind that I’ll probably only pop up on your feed sporadically at best, then I’ll welcome you to my craziness. If you have any suggestions, questions, harsh criticisms, hateful remarks, or anime recommendations, by all means message me! I assume that tumblr will inform me if I get a comment...

[willowaudreykeyes]

Me Reacting And Finding Roman And Virgil Cuter Then Ever Before

This is me freaking out about the episode. I wrote it down on my phone as I watched so its a fucking mess XD I’m shaky and slowly calming down and having to purposely breathe slower because I think I had some kind of attack midway. Which is new...

ANYWAY here’s my craziness

- ITS GONNA BE ANIMATED!?!? AHHHHHH

- And Patreon. Fair. 

- Awwwww!! It's such a cute style! I love it!!!!!

- Virge and Roman teaming up on Thomas is funny as hell.

- Oh my gosh they're going so hard on him 

- ROMAN I LOVE YOU YOURE PLAYING WITH MY HEART

- Yes. He is a liar. Shush.

- Again. Roman has a point. You don't know if he's gay or not 

- BACKPACK PINS!!! I want some so bad... Go look at them for gosh darned sake.

- Stop calling Thomas old Ro that's rude-

- Pintrovert... Pfft...

- XD OMG THEYRE SPECTATING LIKE THIS IS A SPORT I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM

- GREAT HE'S GAY!

- He ordered carrots XD RIP 

- Roman can spell Thomas. Trust him. He’s great at it.

- GAY EYES! What is that?

- THANK YOU VIRGIL FOR ASKING MY QUESTION

- ... Ro your so cute XD Look at those faces. I’m so sad that I can’t do gay eyes (unless i can do enby @ boy eyes????)

- Virge your amazing. You sound so much like my anxiety and I love you.

- JANUS COME HERE AND HELP THIS IS SOMEWHAT IN YOUR SPACE

- Thomas... Please stop...

- JERRARD GAY XD

- ... "You're making a mistake" "If I am, I'll add it to the list" ... Roman... I'm gonna fucking tackle hug you I swear to gosh-

- pLaNt!

- .... What the fuck. Thomas. What. Leave the guy alone. Please. OH THAT WAS JOANS VOICE I THINK!?

- Sty's? Virge why-

- CAPTAIN BLUNDERPANTS!!!

- They are trash bros now. Where’s Remus he’s an expert-

- Real life cyber stalking... Virge I love you

- Romans faaaaaaaace!!! VIRGES FACE!!!! ROMANS FACE AGAIN STOP BEING SAD

- .3. Your so gay it's cute Thomas

- OH THERES A GAY WTF (edit: i meant guy but okay-)

- OH NO THE GUYS SAD ROMAN NO YOUR RUINING THINGS THE GUYS SAD WTF-

- ._. shhh Virge... He's allowed to lie a little he's freaking out

- HOW ABOUT ASK JANUS!?!?

- “Is that fair on Deceit” VIRGIL YOU LOVE HIM HES YOUR BESTIE WHERE IS HE FOR FUCKS SAKE-

- OH LOOK ITS GUY!!!!

- "HE FEARS THINGS TOO!?"

- STOP FREAKING OUT FOR TWO MINUTES!

- Thomas no. No. No. Calm. Down. Omfg.

- Bye guy!!!!!

- Roman ;-; no...

- VIRGE YES YES YOUR THE BEST BESTIE A PRINCE CAN ASK FOR

- THE FUCKING CARROTS!!!!

- YES THOMAS YOUR AMAZING TALK YOUR GOING GREAT

- .... YES YOU CALLED HIM CUTE

- He writes songs too!? There ya go Thomathy!

- Oh they're cute!!

- ROMAN SHUSH YOU THOUGHT BEING IN THE TRASH WAS SILLY TOO

- SHUT UP!!!!

- SWEET BOIS!!!! BE SWEET!!!!!

- BRAVERY!!!!!!;++!! LOOK AT THAT HAND!! If someone makes a Spider-Man Into The SpiderVerse thing with that I will be in love-

- Shut up emo and be cute!

- RO HI I LOVE YOU YOU PUNK!

- HEY JANUS (kinda)

- MORE BLOOPS!?!?

- oooooooh Patreon sounds cute

- OMFG I WANT THAT FUCKING SHIRT

- I CAN WHAT!?!? ME!?!?!? WRITE EPISODES!?!?!? THE FUCK!?!?! Dndjehrbrbrhjrjdfsndjkfsdjfaidfbkhjsdfdsjhfs

- OoO

- I can't breathe-

- Omfg my chest-

- Omfg I need a sec...

;-;

- THERES CREDITS STUFF

- LOOK AT EM FREAK

- VIRGE YOUR EYE SHADOW YOUR SO PRETTY

- HES SMILING

- IT CHANGED COLOURS WTF AHHHHHHBBBB it can do that!??! IS THAT NEW!?!?! IS IT CAUSE HE’S BRAVE DID HE ADOPT A TRAIT OR SOMETHING WTF-

- LOOK HOW FUCKING HAPPY HE IS

- BOTH OF THEM

- No why don't ask questions shush-

- DOGS

- DONT TELL HIM TO RELAX HES ANXIETY FOR FUCKS SA- Oh its over