#crazy cat man and the child that would adopt all the animals

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #25

Vlad is usually pretty bad at dealing with humans on a personal level. good thing cats aren’t people.

after his plans for the Fentons fell through, Vlad put all his energy into his cat, Maddie. soon, cats took over his personal life and he had a small army of furry companions. but since there were only so many cats he could take care of himself, he started funding animal shelters. and the most underfunded shelters happened to be in one Gotham city.

He didn’t plan on the Wayne child also volunteering undercover at shelters, or beginning to see him as more of a son. Maybe it just took someone just as bad at dealing with people as him to start feeling human again.

or- the redeemed animal shelter volunteer Vlad that nobody but my brain asked for.

[angelismmm]

🪷 anon here

requesting a bsd Fukuzawa x fem!Reader married hcs🥹🥹

Sfw and Nsfw if it's fine with you🫶🫶

⟢ 𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 ft. fukuzawa

・sypnosis. how did you get together with him? and what's life after marriage?

・notes. gasp emoji a bsd post from me?!?! also hihhihi bro!!! more than willing to make sfw/nsfw hcs!!! honestly it's lowkey hard for me to do sfw hcs by themselves LMFAO, anyways

・warnings. nsfw toward the end, nickname daddy/sir used, breeding kink

𝐘𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐙𝐀𝐖𝐀, what he is like in marriage?

・oddly peaceful, honestly thinking about his title annd stuff he'd be busy and stuff, and wouldn't be all that available, to your (and my) surprise, he's always there when you need it the most. probably would try his best to keep you away from his job though, it doesn't sound all that pleasing. only few people probably know about you too, like ranpo and just maybee yosano, just maybe.

・this man treats you like absolute royalty, anything, and everything about you is his favorite, most of the time is willing to try out whatever you find interest in, doesn't really like pda btw, much prefers to keep most things romantic in private, just between both of you. would probably adopt a cat with you if you want, but if you don't, that's alright too, anything you're okay with, he is too, most of the time at least. likes to feed stray animals near your shared house honestly, love all of them and probably gives some names based off what breed they are.

・oh but if you do happen to also work at the agency, he won't show much affection, because pda is not really his thing, never has been, prefers those little moments between you and him only, to be only with you and him, why does he have to share lol. plus is scared if any enemies had realized you were his weakness, being his spouse and all, that wouldn't be good at all, so he prefers to keep your relationship on the low, for your sake.

・but he does give affectionate glances, every once in a while, after all you are still his, and he's yours. next question: does he mention anything about kids? no lmao, you probably have to ask about the topic if you want him to think about it, just think. but another reason he would bring it up, is if like some lost kid just happen to be there, right beside the overly crowded place, tear stained face, every now and then glancing to the left or right, and parents probably abandoned the poor child. and you both decide to take the kid in, for a bit, 'till she finds a home, or if he tries to ask at least once about kids, but don't depend on it, even if he's good with the kid, he doesn't really bring it up. but honestly, maybe you both could adopt the little girl instead of bringing her to the adoption center, honestly, it'd be months after taking her in, that was when you both thought when should we be putting her in for adoption, or will we? you've both grown fond of her, even so by giving her a name, that you both decided on, well might as well just become her parents, officially, right?

・overall topnotch cutie as a husband, #keepbeingbbg

𝐘𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐙𝐀𝐖𝐀, what if he did want a kid tho haha thatd be crazy...... (yes he does)

・daddy kink, like his appearance and demeanor screams it. like he can be all vanilla and stuff, that's his usual stuff, but if you ask him to be rough, bro will go down on you. not into bdsm, he doesn't wanna hurt you at all, but if you want it.... okay....

・breeding kink, too i guess. he likes slow and sensual way more though, seeing you with his seed all up in there he just feels like ":D". that's it, but he just wants to kiss you gently, and praise your beautiful skin and everything, loves everything like that. only goes rough without your kind of request if he's been pretty stressed that though. that's where the breeding kink goes hard, like absolutey, call him sir or daddy and he'll give you as many kids as you want :)

・medium-ish sex drive though, becomes high if stressed, is what i'm thinking, probably pretty big too, girthy asf too probably. can go for ages, and ages, and ages, and ages. probably the time to lick all his cum out your hole, sometimes wants you to masturbate in front of him

・probably while he's fucking you, rough or vanilla he's gonna start asking about what the kid's name should be, also would whisper immaculate amount of praise, like almost too much, but it balances out with how good he treats your body, and the marks upon your neck and collarbone afterwards. honestly doesn't care that much for other stuff during sex, finds the moments between you both alone is more attractive than anything else. loves making you happy more than anything. praise galore btw did i mention that yet, also loves kissing you everywhere

・also likes it when you cockwarm him while he does work, and he whispers into your ear about how he's almost done, the pile of work says otherwise though. super affectionate while watching you lowkey squirm on his cock. probably caresses his hand over your belly bulge from time to time ・super vanilla, or absolute fucking rough, no in between, that's it have a good night

[theylovebats]

!SPOILERS FOR BOTH THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES AND RIDE THE CYCLONE AHEAD!

Okay! Here is my group of elaborate Magnus RTC crossover concepts (Some are more in depth than others)

Karnak: An avatar of the end; An avatar of the web; An avatar of the eye, skipping all this cause Karnak’s would be super long!

Ocean: An avatar of the eye, some random teenage girl interning at the institute, everyone (especially Jon) kind of hates her and finds her to be a nuisance, there’s a twist and she turns out to be Mary Keay’s assistant, works HARD to become a favorite of the eye, abuses her omnipotent powers like crazy (usually just to show off), Gerry HATES her, Mary thinks she’s perfect and complains about how he “Could’ve been more like her; An avatar of the web, I don’t have much for this it just also made sense but I like the first one better-

Noel: An avatar of the desolation, doesn’t get involved in the Lightless Flame, just does his own thing, evil life destroying drag show; An avatar of the corruption, similar to Jane Prentiss but he is a minor in canon and I’m running with him being a minor so it’s more of a performance art experience that lures you in by being interesting, I feel like him and Prentiss are very close (she views him as her adopted son), drag show vibes either way, Basira and him get along oddly well, I feel like he gets an intern job working for the ghosty podcast so him and Georgie are buddies, Melanie and him have banter but not as much as him and Basira do, they’re the only ones who know they’re joking, everyone else thinks Basira and Noel hate eachother

Mischa: An avatar of the hunt, he’s part of a ridiculous SoundCloud rapper gang that consists of a bunch of other hunt avatars, you make fun of him for a bit and then him and his pack of buddies destroy you; An avatar of the desolation, he sort of accidentally wrecks the lives of tragic souls he hyper-fixates on, he doesn’t realize that the entity he works for is feeding on his pain as much as his victims, random but I feel like him and Tim are besties, he’s friends with Sasha too, after things don’t go well with Talia or they decide to be friends Sasha and Tim try to set him up with Noel, pummels the HECK out of NOT Sasha with Jane/Penny’s help

Ricky: An avatar of the spiral, he gets all creative and hypnotic with his wacky psychedelic cat visuals, Michael was afraid of him and so is Helen, he confuses you with sermons from the Bachelor Man Bible, Tim and him are best friends in both versions; An avatar of the vast, SPAAAACE, he terrorizes astronauts and Simon Fairchild is also afraid of him, him and Daisy are buddies and joke around about the dogs and cats stuff, Daisy carries him around a lot, Georgie is his friend and they learn ASL together, they find his cat stories very interesting

Jane/Penny: An avatar of the stranger, she canonically is beheaded and brought back as Jane Doe, she TERRIFIES everyone from her fear group, Jon pretends to be neutral her but he’s very attached and views her as his niece, can often be found watching National Geographic in the room Martin sleeps in for a hot sec (reciting facts, requesting to play dolls, just generally scaring him and the whole of the employees), the entire institute goes from being afraid of her to loving her over the course of the plot, quickly becomes the golden child of the Magnus institute as she’s not actually that harmful; An avatar of the spiral, Michael and Helen love her, confuzzles you with her weird decapitation tricks, animal facts, identity crisis hypnosis abilities, another interpretation could be actual Penny Lamb with spiral avatar traits and stuff

Constance: An avatar of the vast, CLOUD MAGIC, she definitely has a lil sugar cloud clump she floats on, spends a lot of her time just hanging upside down and doing silly little sky tricks, she for a while doesn’t realize that her spooking of human people is very harmful but after she does she gets a bit of a devious side, she has tea with Simon a LOT and they poke fun at each other for being a “Gen Z hormonal beast” and a “Silly old British man” but neither have the heart to get too mean, I have so much for the final few seasons with this one-; An avatar of the lonely, this one was too sad, I changed it so she’s still vast but she hangs around Martin in his lonely era and makes Blackwood (same last name) jokes, they poke fun at Peter for his multiple divorces with Elias, her and Martin have an adopted sibling relationship, she introduces Martin to the family before the world ends and they love him

BONUS

Ezra: An avatar of the spiral; An avatar of the web

Virgil: An avatar of the end; An avatar of the corruption

[aro-laurance-zvahl]

on the randomly assigned aphmau character I got donna what does that mean about me as a person read me to filth

DONNA!! She is a wonderful person to get.

Her full name is (presumably) Donna Doctor. She has a brother, Dr. Doctor (no last name given) and she herself has some sort of medical training? She sets up a nurses station basically! Her mother is only known as The Crazy Cat Lady. The crazy cat lady is Crazy and hates dogs with a passion (she wanted to throw puppy spawn eggs into the sea.)

Anyway Donna was originally from a completed flooded village. Like this village was just in the middle of the ocean until Aphmau stoped by and brought her back to Phoenix Drop, where she then moved into the Babe House (a small shack filled with single woman)

Her and this merchant Logan eventually started having a Thing and officially started dating. Logan is an asshole (affectionate) merchant, and when he was buying an engagement ring for Donna, he got bitten by a werewolf thus turning him into one. He was really worried Donna would hate him for it, and went to the local animal farmer Kiki for advice and help because she lived closely with werewolves as a child. Donna got Really jealous and started raging over Kiki trying to steal her man and chased her up into a tree.

But of course she didn’t care Logan was a werewolf aftwr all was explained and she whole heartedly accepted his proposal and Insisted their wedding ceremony be held at sunset so he would transform into his wolf form after their exchanged their vows. (Also fun fact Donna’s dog hating mother doesn’t know Logan is a werewolf for. Obvious reasons and during the wedding planning kept complaining about a dog smell)

At first Logan didn’t want kids but they adopted an orphaned werewolf pup named Yip from the werewolf tribe that kidnapped them while they were on their honeymoon and subsequently got wiped out by Zane Ro’Meave. And then during the 15 year time skip (long story) Logan had come around to wanting more kids and so now they have their werewolf son, twin boys, a baby girl, and I think in season three or late in season two or both they have Even More Kids.

ANYWAY all this is to say you’re a southern bitch (affectionate) who is also a monsterfucker (and lover) with a big ass family

[6ilent-9ufferer]

I had a dream last night that I just HAVE to share and document.

Apparently I was an orphan and in the custody of someone who was supposed to be my grandma?? I was in the backseat and never saw her face. But Alastor --the RADIO DEMON -- was there in the passenger seat. Except he wasn't a demon, but a human. Not a deer man. He wanted to adopt me for some reason. And I wanted him to, as well. Because despite being a literal serial killer and cannibal, I think he would be a decent dad. He probably has daddy issues and would want to give a better father-child experience than what he had growing up.

My dream grandma asks why I would want him to take care of me instead of the angels, or something like that. I respond by stating the angels are what do the exterminations and led by Adam, an angel. Why did I know that? Like isn't my dream supposed to take place on earth? Dreams sure are crazy.

Also, side note: I had cat ears for some reason, and hybrid animal-humans were a thing? I wish I had a father figure who stepped up irl.

That's all. K, baiii!

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 42! (SPOILERS AHEAD!!)

Still love these goofy bitches :3

Twig being dead is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

My S/I would definitely be on the floor sobbing or sobbing into Torbek bc they'd feel so bad for not doing more to protect Twig

NO, DO NOT GIVE TWIG WITCHLIGHT KREMY. ONE IT WOULD DEFINITELY HURT TORBEK AND TWO WE DON'T NEED A ZOMTWIG WITH A MURDEROUS DOUBLE PERSONALITY

If the scene wasn't so sad, I'm sure Kremy would be plundering the bronze toad for its money, bronze frog would be EMPTIED fr fr

I wonder what the rubix cube Frost got does (I don't care what Nikki says, it's a rubix cube to me)

I find it extremely sus that Twig died in the room with “Child sized coffins" in it, like was she always meant to die and the party just got too attached or what?

Torbek apologizing for not fighting good enough WHEN HE LITERALLY ALMOST DIED is so sad, leave my favorite pathetic cat man alone >:(

TORBEKS WOUNDS LOOKING WORSE BECAUSE HE TRIED USING HIS WITCHLIGHT. ANDY I'M GOING TO HURT YOU /J, LEAVE MY BESTIE ALONE (T-T)

“I just wanna bring her back, not for me but for you" The " Ironic” husbands strike again, love my dad's so much

Gideon telling Torbek to his face that he doesn't care if he dies is so funny for some reason but also I WOULD CARE GIDEON, I WOULD CARE SO MUCH!

THE DRAWING LABELED “MY FAMILY" WHY NIKKI? WHYYYYYYYY??? (T-T)

Torbek with Mr. Moony the puppet is so funny, him puppeteering it is very appreciated during these sad moments

When they talk about their dice rolls in their characters voices all i can imagine is the actual characters being forced to roll dice for their actions

OH FUCK, BAVLORNA CAUGHT US STEALING HER SHIT :O

"Please don't make Hootsie an orphan" "WATTA DO, MRS. BLIGHTSTRAW?" Two types of people fr fr

Gideon is so damn angry about Twig dying

They are all so dumb but i love these goofy bitches

Bavlorna is so gross, we love a manic pixie dream girl! /j

"OH HELL YEAH, COOKIES!" -My S/I (9 intelligence frfr)

"You would make a great coat!" OH HELL NAH, BAVLORNA IS DYING IF SHE MESSES WITH MY HOMIE TORBEK

BEEZLEBERRY COOKIES YESSS

What is it with the hags and acting like grandmas? "Granny Nightshade"? "Mommy Lorna"?

Torbek drinking trash water and Frost getting hairballs XD

Torbek definitely does single white guy cooking, bro will eat anything fr fr

Torbek's animal impressions are spot on /j

"YOU WANT ME TO USE HER MOUTH LIKE A DAMN NUTCRACKER?" - Gideon calmly asked /j

Husband fight, couples therapy imminent

If Bavlorna was good and not batshit crazy, she'd definitely be someone who I could see adopting Torbek or my S/I.

SCABATHA >:( /THREATENINGLY

Big-brimmed hat darkling mommy /j

YOOOO NAT 20 FOR GRICKO ON INSIGHT, LESSS GOOOOO

Oh fuck, accidental murder????

MORE COOKIES FOR TORBEK AND I POGGG, Besties share a sweet tooth

Earl grey tea and beezleberry cookies sound so good right now fr fr

Torbek please don't make a deal with Bavlorna

OH FUCK, ACCIDENTAL MURDER!!!

Gideon spinning his cup counterclockwise in anger is going to kill the party

KREMY IS DEFINITELY GOING TO KILL THE PARTY BY MENTIONING THE BOOK

"We don't talk about the fourth sister" I SWEAR TO THE GODS IF IT'S ZYBILNA I AM GOING TO SCREAM FR FR

It's so sus that the FROG hag doesn't own the FROG bag of holding, i don't think Bavlorna is telling the truth

TASHA? LIKE TASHA'S HIDEOUS LAUGHTER?? OMFG MY S/I HAS THAT SPELLS!!

Fribblefrabble grizzlegrazzle comeback :D love it when they callback to previous jokes!

Gricko... That was a robot of Tasha, not the actual lady

Receiving your older sister's taxidermied corpse as a gift is so morbid what da hell Bavlorna

"You're clearly the good sister" KREMY SHE JUST SAID SHE WAS GONNA TAXIDERMY A CORPSE AND GIVE IT AS A GIFT

TWIG IS BACK!!! YESSSSS

OH FUCK SHE'S BLIND NOW, THE BLUE ROSES BLINDED HER

Is... Is she blind?? Bro idk

"She's rigt behind me isn't she" moment from every movie ever /j

Sea cucumber Robert rectangle pants returns!!

Once Upon a Witchlight's catchphrase is "From a certain point of view"

"Torbek, have another cookie" WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE EVIL, I WANT A NICE COOKIE GRANDMA SO BADLY (I may do something with her in my S/I's backstory)

FROST NOOOO, DON'T FLIRT WITH BAVLORNA

"Torbek has sticky fingers" YEAH I WONDER WHY, "ALLEGED" PUBLIC MASTERBAITER

PIERRE IS SO SAD AS A NPC, BRO GOT HIS FACE OBLITERATED AND IS NOW GONNA BE A SLAVE TO BAVLORNA

Gricko x Bloodytoes ship is sailing so hard this episode (Grickotoes? Bloodygrin?)

Torbek just absolutely not understanding Frost's telepathy is so good

LET MY BOY ENJOY HIS COOKIES FROST, HE DESERVES NICE THINGS

"Bodaicous T is saying no!" I love that nickname so much and am so glad it came back

"You're gonna be filled with regret if you make this deal" "BUT MAKING DEALS IS FUN!" MY ALLIGATOR DAD EVERYONE, DUMBASSNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY I GUESS

Torbek has my same love for sweets, this is why he's my bestie

Twig is so cool, i will literally kill her insecurities

NOOOOO, NO MORE FROG LICKIN??? (T-T)

TWIG TOADSPRING? HER FULL NAME??

WE ARE A BIG FAMILY YESSSSSS!!!

Gideon always forget Torbek and it's so funny!!! Huge ass bugbear and he's always forgot about

"Smells like shit, TORBEK!" OMFG DYING

"Not only can't I smell but I also can't SHI-" TWIG NOOOOO

BLOODYTOES X GRICKO IS 100% BUILT ON VIOLENCE, GIRLBOSS AND HER MALEWIFE FR FR

Pierre is so fucked

"Are there any burritos here?" FROST OMFG

Bloodytoes being so unbelievably unhelpful is so funny

Torbek is always hungry and I headcanon it's because of the witchlight

When will Frost meet his beloved swam boat again /j

Please still have pigtunia!!! I love that pig!!!

STOP TRYING TO KILL THE WILDLIFE KREMY

NOOOO JEREMY!!!

NAT 20 FROM TWIG TO KILL JEREMY OMFG

"No one would marry that FUCK, HES A MEAN OL BASTARD!" Reanimated Twig is a badass

STUFFED PIGTUNIA OMG SO CUTE!!!!

SOMEONE FINISHED THIS MODULE IN 5 SESSIONS???? HOW???

We love Snail no. 2 in this house

Killing Pierre at this point is a gift to him

Pierre killing montage with Gricko on a popsicle Sugar high

"We can go to Wendy's" "WENDY'S NUTS!" My S/I and Gricko would definitely collab on deez nuts jokes bc of Gricko's curse

WE GOT THE INN AT THE END OF THE ROAD BACK, YESSSSS

SUN AND MOON COUPLE, MR. MOONY?? (Also my favorite ship type)

WE'RE ALL MUSHROOM PEOPLE NOW AND LEVEL 5 YESSSSSSSS

[misc-magic]

Ohhh I looove this kinda thing, thanks for the tag Melody!!

15 Questions Tag Game

01 - Are you named after anyone?

I am known by many names, but in the case of my actual legal name, no I was not.

02 - When was the last time you cried?

This last Tuesday. It was a therapy week, so it's kind of inevitable lol.

03 - Do you have kids?

Nope, zero. I don't consider my cat to be my child, she's more like my boss. I do think of the characters I create as my children, but there are so many of them I couldn't possibly tell you how many. (Hundreds?? Thousands???? Now I kinda want to figure it out. Probably hundreds if I had to guess though.)

04 - What sports do you play/have you played?

I don't normally play sports by choice. Sure I had to do the usual stuff in gym class, but otherwise, I never played any. And I'm definitely too lazy to do anything like that now lol.

05 - Do you use sarcasm?

Frequently.

06 - What is the first thing you notice about people?

I dunno, I think it kinda depends on the person. But I'd say probably just... their vibes?? If that makes sense?? Like how being around them makes me feel. Sometimes I get bad vibes from people and then I feel bad about it because I have no explanation for it. But then they reveal their true colors and I'm always like... shoulda listened to the vibes lol. It works the other way, too, though, sometimes I get really good vibes from people.

07 - What's your eye color?

Brown

08 - Scary movies or happy endings?

I'm not a scary movie fan. I like scary books, but movies for some reason I really can't handle. I'm one of those people who ends up sleeping with the lights on for months after lol. So if I had to choose between those two options, it's happy endings all the way. Though I like all kinds of endings...

09 - Any talents?

What is a talent, anyway? There are plenty of things I can do, but only because I learned how to do them. Buuut people have told me that I'm creative, so I guess you could count that as a talent?

10 - Where were you born?

I was born in the United States of America, in the state of California. I kind of miss it, honestly. I'd move back if living there wasn't so stupidly expensive. And also my family is here on the east coast so there's that too lol.

11 - What are your hobbies?

Writing is the big one, though it's not just a hobby to me, it's like... part of who I am. Also reading. Another big one is music - I play the piano, the ukulele, and the guitar. I also like to play video games, watch anime, crochet, journal, etc etc etc honestly I have too many hobbies.

12 - Do you have any pets?

This year I will have had my cat Cleocatra for ten years. She's seventeen and still acts as crazy and playful as she was at seven when I adopted her. I am currently dog sitting for my mom, too, so it's almost like I have two pets at the moment. And of course I've had many family pets through the years, but currently Cleo is the only one I have.

13 - How tall are you?

I am 5'7" or 170 cm. People who are shorter than me tell me I'm tall, but people who are taller than me tell me I'm short. I always thought I was average, so who knows.

14 - Favourite subject in school?

English. Aside from just loving to write, I also love to read, so it was always my favorite. And I was good at it, unlike some other subjects that shall not be named. I also liked music class of course. I was in choir in school. Man that was a long time ago lol.

15 - Dream job?

Ornamental hermit. I'm not joking, I would do anything to have someone pay me to be the weirdo living in a hut on their property.

Okay as for tags, you can consider this an open tag! Please feel free to do it if you want to! I would love to read all of your answers!

Aaahhh, thank you so much for the tag @king-a-queen!! 💚💚

15 Questions Tag Game

01 - Are you named after anyone?

First name: nope Second name: yep, after my grandma

02 - When was the last time you cried?

About a week ago bc I was laughing too hard Also techinically this morning. My eyes just started tearing up a bit while I was still in bed & staring against the wall. I guess that white wall was just tugging at my heartstrings

03 - Do you have kids?

The only children I have are my OCs <3 My current beloved OCs are Aym, Marchosias (💖💖💖💖💖), and Baal; all for Obey Me

04 - What sports do you play/have you played?

So as a kid, I took MSE (self-defense) classes, I did ballet for a short while, and I played badminton. But now I'm not really doing much sports anymore. I'm occasionally working out in a sad attempt to stay healthy but that's...not working out all that well because I keep forgetting about it lol. That being said, I walk anywhere as long as it's a walkable distance away (to me, that's around 90min max), idc it's the European mindset. Der Fußbus hält überall :)

05 - Do you use sarcasm?

As if I would ever smh what are these accusations

06 - What is the first thing you notice about people?

When I pass strangers on the street, I try to look for little moments that bring them joy. That being said, 90% of the time I'm just lost in my own thoughts & have completely tunnel vision, so imagine noticing anything 😭 When I first meet people tho, it's usually the way they look at you, which tbh is a little ironic because I sometimes just cannot look people in the eyes NFDHSKGJHKSDLGS

07 - What's your eye color?

They used to be blue, but now they're more of a greyish green with a few brown spots in them

08 - Scary movies or happy endings?

Okay endings, actually! Where characters don't get the happy ending they were hoping for, and some things are still a little messy, but all in all things are okay and they finally get to breath again. Though I guess that's kind of a happy ending? lol

09 - Any talents?

My newest talent is being able to imitate the cry of an owl. My sister explained it to me earlier & once I got it to work I've been doing it non-stop until I got lightheaded 😭 Worth it tho Other than that, being able to teach myself the basics of a lot of things within a day (one of the upsides of ADHD), as well as abandoning a lot of my projects after a while because I suddenly decided to start a completely different one (one of the downsides of ADHD) I also have a real talent for writing angst. Ask any of my closer mutuals, I keep terrorizing them with my ideas (love you guys 💖) And finally: telling myself that I'll go to sleep early & then it's 5am

10 - Where were you born?

in Germanyyy fun fact: I was born more or less close to a town that has a store called 'Mephisto' lol

11 - What are your hobbies?

being insane, obviously 💚 some of my mutuals can surely attest to that lol No, but in general I enjoy writing & drawing, as well as, uhm. Randomly deciding to take up multiple really time-consuming projects, such as the OM card rec thing I did that I still need to update ahhhh, my Obey Me OC & MC ask game that originally had 200+ questions before I cut it in half out of fear of it being too long, half of my side blogs, and SOOOO many other things. <- or in short, being insane 💚 I also really love cooking & baking! Side note, if anyone wants an easy chocolate lava cake recipe, you just need to ask... 👀 Also lately it's just been romancing Thanatos in Hades because I randomly remembered that I hadn't done that yet

12 - Do you have any pets?

I used to have clownfish and a starfish, but other than that I've never had any myself. I love the dogs I dogsit with all my heart tho, and there is this cat that I sometimes meet on my way to work. She always runs up to me when she sees me and won't stop meowing until I start petting her, and last time she climbed onto my lap (I sat down in the middle of the sidewalk, I did not care lmao), she's literally the sweetest 😭😭 I also ring the doorbell for her whenever it rains so she doesn't have to stay outside lol

13 - How tall are you?

1,68m or 5'6 if I got the conversion correct lol

14 - Favourite subject in school?

Heavily depended on the teacher, but generally art class because we usually got to work on whatever we wanted with and listen to music. Also English in 9th grade, math in 10th and German in 11th because the teachers were great

15 - Dream job?

I've been thinking of translations in general/software localizition for a while now. I just love dissecting all the small differences between languages (D.D.D.s being called 'D3' my beloved), + there are so many invisble choices made when translating. You'll always lose something because every language has its little quirks and a different mindset that can't be translated directly, but you'll also gain something that the original version didn't have. It's an art form in itself, and I really love that <3 The other job that keeps popping into my mind is event mangement. I already get to organize a ton of things for my uni since I'm part of the student council for one of my two majors. It's exhausting, but also really rewarding when you have people come up to you afterwards to tell you how much fun they had!

No pressure tags for a bunch of people, hehe >:) @alpine-forget-me-nots @healersadjust @misc-magic @sweetbrier2908 @reblogs-are-the-love @shootingstarrfish @mjoria @too-much-gacha @layphie @katboykirby @ghostlyyraccoon @lost-in-lamentation @bagofwetmice @glamphantasm @wizardthesai @mellonyheart @arlatthan as well as anyone else that wants to join!

[otakusheep15]

Human AU

I’ve been thinking about doing a human au for so long now, but I haven’t finished all of the world building yet. For now, I’m just putting some basic characterization down so I won’t forget (and you guys can see it too). 

I’ll be going in order from oldest (in my opinion) to youngest. Also, in this scenario, let’s just say Satan is biologically the fourth oldest, so he’s older than Asmo and the twins. 

Barbatos

Yes, he’s the oldest in this au, don’t question it

Mid-thirties (maybe 35ish), but hardly looks older than 25 

How does he do it?

Definitely the wine aunt of the family 

Done with everyone’s shit 

Secretly knows all of the gossip between everyone 

Works as a private chef or something fancy like that 

Lucifer

Also mid-thirties, but one or two years younger than Barbs (so, like, 33-34ish)

Single mother to six dumbasses who are actually his brothers

Probably has legally adopted them tbh cause we all know he would 

Gives off tired middle-aged mother working a 9-5 job in New York while also trying to raise a bunch of children, which he basically is

He’s a lawyer, specifically for child neglect/child abuse cases

But no one believes him cause he looks too scary to work with children 

Simeon

Same age as Lucifer

Single father of Luke

Works with Lucifer, and that’s how he met Luke

He adopted him to get him out of the system 

And now they’re attached at the hip

Constantly annoying Lucifer while they’re trying to work 

They always get partnered up to work on cases

Oh, and he has a dog that Luke is obsessed with (probably a Corgi or something)

Diavolo

Exactly 32

But acts like he’s still college age 

The excited puppy to Luci and Barb’s tired cat 

Super intimidating to strangers 

His fashion is either completely formal or way too casual, no in between 

Him and Barbs probably live together

Barbs could even be a private chef for him or something 

Mans is the CEO of some large corporation and he’s hella rich

Mammon

Late twenties (around 28), but his mental state is still in college

Lives near Lucifer cause he still needs help adulting sometimes 

Works at some crappy drive-through restaurant during the day, and works at a fancy club at night

Has totally pole danced at said club multiple times to gain extra tips 

Constantly checking up on his younger brothers to make sure they’re doing okay 

He’s a good brother 

Leviathan 

Also late twenties, but a year younger than Mammon (27ish)

Less of a shut-in than when he was younger

Works at a collectors shop where people can buy, sell, and trade merch

A part-time streamer as well 

Makes a surprising amount of money, which he uses to collect anime merch, of course

Has a lot of pets, mostly reptiles and fish

All of them are named after game and/or anime characters 

Satan

Mid-twenties, so around 24-25ish 

He’s slowly becoming a crazy old cat lady 

Owns about 5 or so cats, all of them from shelters 

Classic dark academia aesthetic

Can regularly be found frequenting coffee shops and cafes, especially of the cat variety 

 Probably majored in something like business or economics 

Solomon

About the same age as Satan, so also 24-25ish 

That weird uncle you only see at family events and only calls you on your birthday 

Can be seen hanging out with Satan and Asmo a lot

Pretty much everyone knows he and Asmo are dating by this point 

Owns many plants, but manages to kill them all within days of purchasing them 

Still keeps them around though cause he doesn’t believe them to be dead 

Works part time at a cafe, but pretends to have a super cool job cause he’s embarrassed about it 

Asmodeus

He is 23 and still in college 

Majoring in fashion with a minor in business

Everyone expected him to join a frat or something, but he did not

Either in theater or an improv group of some kind 

Very popular, especially among lower classmen 

Has a tiny pet dog, most likely a chihuahua or pomeranian 

Yeah, he’s basically just Elle Woods 

Beelzebub

Probably 22ish 

Majoring in sports med 

Plays American football and is the star of the team 

Everyone is super intimidated by him, but he’s such a huge softy 

Shares a dorm with Belphie, and they snuck in their German Shepard puppy against school rules 

Is banned from most campus cafes/restaurants due to how much he eats 

Belphegor

Same age as Beel, obviously

Astronomy major 

Lowkey believes in stuff like the Zodiac, but refuses to admit it 

Constantly has to go out and buy food for Beel since Beel was banned from literally everywhere

Skips class a lot to sleep in 

The dog may be Beel’s, but Belphie has claimed it as his own personal pillow 

His notes are nothing but doodles and a couple definitions 

Luke

A literal child

He’s, like, 10 

Adopted by Simeon, but also parented by Barbatos

He basically has gay dads at this point 

Has a hard time making friends in school, but he does his best 

Gets called a chihuahua by Simeon’s friends and considers biting them on a constant basis 

Also, I forgot to mention this but Luci, Barbs, and Dia are in a poly relationship. Dia is dating both of them, but Luci and Barbs are not dating, they’re just good friends. 

Well, that’s all I have for now. I was considering writing a fanfic of this, but my writing skills are subpar at best tbh, so I don’t think that would work lol. 

[mrpenguinpants]

Xiao and Diluc: Opposites Attract HCs

Minor spoilers for Xiao’s and Diluc’s backstory.

Yes, more xiao content. Oh and Diluc. Diluc is there too. I wonder who my favourite child is? Honestly, it’s probably Childe. Every time I write “child” I end up misspelling it to “childe”. It’s consumed me. But yes anon I love the opposites attract trope. It’s so nice having person A be this cute cinnamon roll and person B is the ew don’t touch me go away I hate you, just mwah 💕

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Xiao Semi Series

[ Friendship ] [ Falling in Love ] [ Cuddles ] [ Protective ] [ Affection ] [ Jealously ]

Diluc HCs

[ Comfort HCs ] [ Relationship HCs ] [ Being Fathers HCs ] [ Jealously HCs ] [ Unrequited Love HCs ] [ String of Fate [Soulmate] ]  [ Fainting ]

[Masterlist]

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Xiao and Diluc: Opposites Attract HCs

Xiao

It occurs to Xiao one day that despite being alive for centuries, he doesn’t know a lot of people. Xiao has only known Rex Lapis and his fellow adepti and only just recently introduced this life to others such as Verr and Ming. It never bothered him and still doesn’t, he prefers his life to be peaceful and in solitude since it’s safer that way, but when you crash into his life with all your unrestrained energy. He’s a bit of a loss for words. The only other person he knows that acts similar is Guizhong, but it’s still a bit of a troubling memory but either then that, he’s never interacted with someone so...open with their feelings. Though he supposes that Hu Tao was somewhat similar but in a different way. Unlike the craziness and exasperated actions that Hu Tao brought, your presence was a breath of fresh air and sometimes he found himself caught up in your antics.

When Xiao thinks about it, if he were to ever find love he suspected he would prefer someone who was calm and independent. He wasn’t the most affectionate so he wouldn’t want a partner that relied on that and he liked the peace and quiet the inn provided. That was until he saved you one day and you felt it was your absolute responsibility to return the favour, even though he told you many times that you really did not need to. If you wanted to return the favour you could leave him alone. Simple as that. Which didn’t work and in hindsight he was glad you were so stubborn to hang around until you managed to find out his favourite food was almond tofu.

The moment that set in stone Xiao’s love for you is when he told you his past. When he was named Atalus. How he had been possessed and forced to kill against his will. How he devoured dreams and lived in agony before he was saved by Rex Lapis. He was scared that you would fear and leave him, only for you to slowly lace your hands with his and wept for his own misfortune. He’s never had someone cry for him and he realized that he never wanted to see you upset like this again.

At first your larger than life personality put him off a bit, how could someone run through life as if nothing was wrong? What would happen if you finally faced loss? Wouldn’t that make things worse? It wasn’t until he spent more time with you that he saw your point of view, that while he couldn’t adopt the same idea, he respected it and began to appreciate it. It was nice having some sort of solace in his day even if it was just for a few minutes. Something to get his mind of the darker things while you start chatting about this really nice old lady with a domain sized teapot.  

Though, there was a bit of a downside to this. Since you bared your heart on your sleeve, perhaps in Mondstadt it would seem normal but here in Liyue, everyone hid behind some kind of mask so people found you a bit naïve and would try and hassle you. It always sent Xiao into a worried state when you left the inn to go out on your next adventure. Verr likes to compare him to a cat waiting for it’s owner at the door, but as soon as they return he acts so moody as if he wasn’t waiting at the balcony trying to see if he could see your clothing peak over the hill. He has no idea how she comes up with these ridiculous ideas.

Another “downside” Xiao discovers is that you have mini bursts of affection. You describe it as a those anemo slimes that pop when you shoot them, morbid as that description is, you’re not wrong. Your bursts of affection always manage to startle and embarrass Xiao, especially when he was with others. He wasn’t going to tell you to change yourself, never will he do that, but when you clasp his hands and tell him with all your love and shining eyes that he’s “doing such a good job” and “you’re so proud of him”. He wants to melt because wow, he never noticed how much he values your praise and how it sends his heart flying. But he can’t because Childe and Zhongli are right there.

Zhongli smiles pleasantly while Childe looses his absolute shit, which causes Xiao to kick his spear at Childe because he refuses to let go of your hands and hisses at him. Even when you try and scold him it doesn’t last long because this has become a weekly occurrence. Only now Xiao will give you a quick kiss before he goes off to gut Childe while you and Zhongli wave pleasantly and talk about how the weather is faring. Everyone that isn’t a native to Liyue think’s you’re all insane as they hear Childe’s screams as Xiao attempts first degree murder.

It interesting to see you both interact to outsiders. Xiao has his piercing yellow eyes and reserved demeanor while you’re this sweet and bright person. Before Xiao met you, people could never get a good look at the mysterious man that stays in the top balcony of the Wangshu Inn. But now if they came at the right time, they could spot a soft smiled man in green listening to a very animated talk with someone else, using their hands with a dramatic flair. That is until the man notices them trying to eavesdrop and the softness in his eyes drops and goes to irritation as he glares at them, curling a hand around his partner’s waist, and he let’s off a warning growl. His partner never seems bothered, only turning around to give a small wave in greeting, smiling as if the dangerous aura radiating behind them didn’t exist, before giving the man a small kiss as they go back to their conversation.

While you live a larger than life way, you also enjoy the small moments with Xiao. Xiao prefers to spend his time sitting above the inn and overlooking Liyue which you enjoy too. Resting near each other as you watch the sun go down is calming and takes the stress of life away. But sometimes you just want to bring Xiao out and have some fun.

Which ends up with you dragging him off to the pond near the Wangshuu inn, you wanted to catch frogs for whatever reason. Weren’t you both a bit too old to be playing with frogs? But he stands by and watch's you chase around the poor animals, tracking mud all over your clothing and skin, he can’t help but let a small smile slip. It isn’t until you end up falling into the pond after slipping that he’s on alert mode that he runs over worried.

Only for you to pop up and start bursting out into laughter. Xiao is stunned for a few moment as he watches you laugh at your own mistake, mud scrapped all over your face and clothes, the fact that you’re still in the pond with a frog on your head. He can’t help but feel his face fall as his mouth twitches into a smile as he chuckles along with you. He reaches over to try and scrub the dirt off your face but it only ends up smearing it more but you appreciate the effort. He carefully lifts you up as he carries you back to the inn. He thinks back to when you both first met, how he spent so much time worrying over his life as an adeptis and you as a human, but now those thoughts have been flung out of his mind. He wants to take your approach, that why worry over the little details of the future when you can enjoy the bigger moments you have now.

Diluc

On days that Diluc works as the bartender for Angel Share, if you come at just the right time when the sun was still high in the sky, you might be able to catch the ever distant man smiling and engaged with a conversation with one specific patron. Of course, this silly “rumour” was made up by the ladies of Mondstadt with too much free time on their hands but given Diluc’s reputation and demeanor it did make some travelers curious. Only for them to write it off as this special patron to be a green bard or cunning captain. One that Diluc surely did not crack a smile at. In fact it seemed to be the opposite. But the tavern isn’t so bad, there’s this nice individual that will listen to all your sorrows with kind eyes and a gentle heart.  

As soon as the last customer leaves and Diluc locks the door, does he let his shoulder drop and he breathes a sigh of relief. Before turning and walking to you as he let’s himself relax in your embrace. He listens as you re-tell on the woes of a jewelry saleswoman from Liyue to how Venti is still getting ID checked at the Cat’s Tail as he basks in your warmth. He’s glad that this is what’s troubling the people of Mondstadt and not anything incredibly dangerous relating to the Fatui or the Abyss Order. He asks if you’re doing alright to which you grin and nod that everything was perfect, before placing a small kiss on your forehead and he leads you out back and into the night and ready to return home.

Kaeya finds a lot of enjoyment going to up to you and discussing his “concerns” about Diluc. It always leads to you fretting over his health and if he was working too hard and he should take a break. Diluc is whipped and cannot say no to you so he always begrudgingly let’s you lead him away as Kaeya smiles and waves him off. It’s gotten to the point that no matter what Diluc is in the middle of, unless it’s of the upmost importance, if he catches Kaeya anywhere near you he’s swooping in and leading you away.

Diluc has always been straight to the point, non-nonsense idle talk, but when you drag him away to simply lie down at Starsnatch Cliff just because you were worried about him, he can’t help but feel his heart warm. Watching you blow on dandelions and enjoy the peaceful winds of Mondstadt does he let his hectic life standstill. 

When Diluc first met you, it was during his three year long journey to discover the truth of his father and the Delusions. You had saved him during his escape from a Fatui stronghold and explained you were apart of a third-party observer from the North. A vast underground intelligence network that approved of his actions and wanted him to join. Diluc, still deep in his anger and untrustworthy state of anyone, declined the offer but you still hanged around him. He didn’t understand why, and frankly did not want you anywhere near him, but you did save him. Something you very much liked to bring up, even after returning to Mondstadt. He couldn’t necessarily push you away and despite leaving the Knights of Favonius, he still maintained the same chivalry that all knights had.

From then on it had just been the two of you, him looking for the next Fatui base while you travelled with him as an “observer” despite helping him and being overly chatty. Asking where the next destination is like you’re some sort of overeager kid. At first, he really disliked your presence. A lot. In his mind you were a second Kaeya and after the events of what had happened, he might have been far colder to you than he should have been. He thought you were hiding behind the same kind of mask Kaeya did and that you were secretly some Fatui agent sent to kill him. But that never seemed to deter you, even making fun of the idea that the Fatui would seriously try and send an agent to con him rather than try and kill him outright with all the information he had on them.

You both had your clashes when it came to certain things, especially when it came to taking breaks and sightseeing. He felt that you were way too relaxed for something so important and you felt he was way to uptight and needed to stop running through life. But overtime, he found that he actually somewhat enjoyed your personality and quirks. While you could kick a Fatui’s guard head off if you tried hard enough, you would also drag him to feed the ducks by a pond. He had come to learn that you and Kaeya were different, you didn’t wear a mask and bared your heart to the world. He thought you were a bit foolish for doing that since you can never really trust anyone but you instead offered that not everyone was a bad person, that if he spent every waking moment trying to backstab someone would that really be a life worth living?

It’s during the lantern festival in Liyue does he really come to understand his goals in life. Writing down wishes for the new year to send off in paper lanterns is when he acknowledges his shortcomings and finally agrees to join the underground intelligence network. You offer him a bright grin as you cheer that he finally finally got off his stubborn self and you’re now officially partners in not-really-but-still-technically crime. For the first time since Diluc started his journey, he gives a small smile and let’s himself relax as he watched the golden lanterns fly through the sky beside you.

When he decides it’s time to return to Mondstadt and take up his position as Diluc Ragnvindr, he tries to not so subtly ask if you would want to join him. He knows that you still have ties to that secret organization and you probably have your own agenda but Diluc has gotten used to your bubbly personality, he doesn’t want to live without you. But his worries are quickly squashed when you tease him for a bit but slip your hand in his and ask where the next destination is. 

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Gripping my writing hand, I went overboard and ran with it. I really want to write pre-hcs of how you met Xiao and a continuation of young Diluc and you. But I must finish my inbox.  Also my joke of Xiao beating things into submission started all the way back to my first Xiao HCs of friendship. I did not know this lol. I just think it’s funny to imagine xiao doing it. I’m about to high five my past self.

By the way, should I break up my hcs more? I feel like they are actual paragraphs and that might be annoying to read.

[darkacademicfrom2021]

A gentlecat.

Summary: A black cat comforts you when you need it the most. Your new friend is quite peculiar for an animal. It's almost like they could understand you.

Pairing: Loki x gender neutral reader (it's not actually a "pairing", you can see it as a friendship, or something platonic).

Word count: 2K.

Warnings: anxiety, sadness.

Disclaimer: picture not mine.

You used to frequent the roof of the compound everytime you were melancholic.

Or everytime you had too many feelings to process and needed time alone. Or anytime you felt too empty and needed to refill on sentiments and life by staring at the moon and remembering how much it means to exist in this world. Or too overwhelmed, and needed to be reminded of how little it all matters, how few are the things that are actually important.

No matter the motive, the roof and the moon were always there with you.

The wind blew on your face, almost like a whisper, almost like a caress. The same wind that blew on a crying child, or a couple of teenagers kissing for the first time, or an old man remembering with gratitude the love of his life. Or a lost young who, just like you, was looking at the moon searching for a meaning. An answer. Why all of this? Why to you? Why to everyone and why everything at the same time?

You inhaled a deep breath as you laid your back against the floor of the terrace, and the only thing you got to see were the few starts pollution would let you, and the gigantic moon smiling at you.

A noise startled you, and you were sitting back up again in no time. Being an avenger made you a little more paranoid than you expected. But you didn't say anything. You looked around nervously and waited for the sound to reappear. And it did.

"Who's there?".

No answer. You heart was pounding, but you didn't let your voice break. A hand flew right to the knife in your thigh, waiting for the danger to appear.

The noise came out of the shadows. A black cat approached you precatiously, almost as if they knew you were a threat. You put your guard down and finally sighed.

"God, little thing, you scared me", you whispered as you put a hand near them to let them smell you and be familiar with you. The cat didn't do so, instead, they sat by your side and rested their head on your hand. "Well, you certainly trust easier than me".

The cat meowed answering you, and you felt a connection to them. You loved animals, but this one was different. It was almost like they could understand your words. You moved your thumb slowly, petting their head. The cat let you, staring at you with intensity. Blueish green eyes that you felt like you knew from somewhere else.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" You asked, and you felt stupid. What life choices had lead you to the point of talking to a black cat on a roof, while everyone else was partying? The cat meowed back again. You chuckled. "So you understand what I say? I'll keep talking, then. Just don't think I'm too crazy". The cat purrowed in your hand, and you took it as a yes.

"I just... I don't like these parties, you know? I don't feel well when there's too many people around me, and all the noise... you'd understand, I think cats are sort of like that, right?". The cat meowed again. You smiled. "I appreciate being here, I really do. But the whole Avengers show we should put up... I don't buy it. We know damn well we're not what we pretend to be". You ranted, and realized immediately after you should've been looking around first. If anyone actually heard you, you'd be in big trouble. You went back to a whisper "but that's our little secret".

The cat slowly walked nearer you and looked at you before sitting in your lap, as to look for approval. You nodded and caressed the fur as they did so.

"Do you have a name?" You asked, looking for a collar. "Weird. A cat so well taken care of like you should have an owner". The cat hissed and you laughed "alright, not an owner. You don't like the expression, I get it. A human partner, maybe?". The cat stared at you again. You wished they could talk, but it was probably better off like that. Maybe you liked animals because they couldn't talk.

"So you're from the streets?".

The cat looked inside the compound and then looked back at you again. You interpreted as if they was asking you why wouldn't you go back. "I can't go in there, I got too anxious and said I was sick". You swear you saw the cat roll their eyes.

"Why are you here?". And you immediately laughed "oh, God. I'm asking questions to a cat. What am I waiting for? An answer? You probably just want food. Wait here, I'm gonna get you some. I'll steal some of Bucky's. He has a cat, too".

You sneaked through the party and nobody noticed you passed by. Once you were back, the cat wasn't there anymore. You left the food in a cup of tea on the floor, just in case they came back, and went back to the compound.

The next time you were on the roof, you weren't running away from any party. It was that same week that you felt increasingly anxious out of nowhere, in the middle of a dinner. After a while you went back to bed and you overheard the asgardian brothers discuss something in a low voice outside your room. Thor wanted to walk in and make sure you were fine; his brother told him he knew you needed space, so you were better off left alone. You wondered how he knew that, and then realized he was like that too.

You basically never spoke to him, but you always shared your silences. Everyone in the Stark Tower was so... enthusiastic. Outgoing. You and Loki enjoyed the silence of the nights over a good book and a warm drink. You barely spoke to each other. You were various meters away, in different parts of the common room (that one with the big couches and old books Mr. Stark set up for the introverts of the group, ahem, you two and ocassionally little Peter Parker). But you were there, always sharing that loneliness you craved in such crazy times.

After a while, you crawled out of bed and rested your arms in the window. You realized there was someone waiting for you in there.

"Hello, friend".

The cat purrowed in your hand. They had a protein bar in their mouth, as to give it to you. You frowned in confusion.

"You know, whatever you are, you don't pretend to be a cat very well". The cat opened their eyes widely, and you laughed. "But thank you. I don't know how you knew I didn't have dinner, but I appreciate this very much".

You opened your window so that they could come in, but they didn't. They looked inside, but stayed in there, as to care for your privacy. "It's fine, you can come in". The cat stayed out, anyways. "I think I'm gonna do some reading. If you care to join me, you're invited".

You and the black cat stayed up all night on the balcony of your room. You read in silence and the cat rested on your lap, purring and staring at you with those big, intense eyes. The night wasn't cold, but refreshing. Windy, before the big rainstorm that would have place next day. You loved that weather.

It wasn't the only occasion you stayed all night with the company of the black cat. Once they already felt comfortable enough to get in your room, you'd both lay in bed, and the cat would curl around your neck, using your shoulders as a mattress.

One dark and rainy afternoon you were on the roof, and the cat was with you, laying on the floor, watching the stars and the moon, just like you. You overheard some of the Avengers talking about you. Clint's voice commenting on how you basically adopted a stray, and Tony laughing. Thor corrected them you befriended a cat, and you chuckled at the offense he took from the word "adopted".

"Don't worry, I befriended you. You seem to be good by yourself", you clarified. The cat meowed.

It got dark and you stayed in the floor until the last light on the compound was turned off. The cat seemed to be curious as why you stayed for so long.

"I want to go to the common room, I haven't been there in a few weeks", you commented. "Best time of the day is when almost everyone's asleep".

At some point of the night you got up and walked through the compound to get to the kitchen. The cat followed your steps, and you swore they knew the way.

You poured some warm milk in a cup for the cat and they waited for you to have your coffee in hand to start sipping. You both sat on the couch of the common room.

"Such a polite gentle...cat", you whispered. "You know, it's so weird this is empty right now. At this time there's someone else reading here". The cat looked at you and you didn't understand what they meant. "I think he would like you. You have sort of the same energy, maybe that's why I even befriended you. Someday, if you let me, I'll introduce you two". The cat nodded weirdly.

You spilled some coffee on your shirt and cursed to yourself. The cat went to the counter and grabbed a napkin for you. At that point, they didn't even pretend to act like a cat at all.

"Ah, thank you". As you cleaned yourself, the cat looked at the book you were reading. It was in old norse. The cat looked at you with interrogative eyes. "Ah, that's... stupid, actually. I'm a little embarrassed I'm even doing that". The cat sat infront of you, and you felt like it was a way to ask you for more. You felt free to elaborate.

"This man... well, not a man. There's someone in this compound I never speak to, yet I still feel very connected to, you know? And everytime we're reading together, he reads these very dusty and heavy books in old norse. I didn't know that language, of course. But I was always curious to see what he read. You know, he can spend all night up reading those pages; he's so concentrated he doesn't notice his expressions. But they're great. He smiles, and frowns, and sighs. And I don't think he's aware of that, but I find it so beautiful", you explained. The cat kept looking at you with their eyes wide open. You sighed and continued. "Anyways. I just... I wanted to see a bit more of him. I'm too... shy, I guess? To actually talk to him. In fact, I feel a little intimidated, he's tall, and has some darkness in his eyes, and... well, he's a God. But I'd... I don't know. I learnt old norse and I started reading these books. And I feel like I understand him a little more. Even a little".

The cat looked down a bit and made themself a ball of fur in your lap. You kept reading. They rested their head in your arm and stared at the book as you read, as if they were reading it too.

When you woke up, you were in that same couch. The cat was nowhere to be found. You had a blanket over you, the book was closed over the coffee table, and your shoes were off. You felt weirdly safe. Anonymously taken care of.

You heard noises in the room next door -the kitchen-, and you peeped in. The God of Mischief was in there, making two cups of coffee. He turned around as he heard you walk in, and handed you one cup.

"Góðan morgin", he said. It meant good morning. You swear you saw a little smile forming in the corners of his mouth.

[wildinthemachine]

Imagine if clay’s has horns and they are like little hidden blades- little stumpy things that go ‘SHINK’ whenever he needs the stabby parts- better yet, what if he came out with like some metal adjacent body cause he essentially hatched outta the Apple. 

The thought that Clay is a weird Palismen working on Isu hacked software and wild magic based hardware- I wonder if he can even turn into a staff. Like just the thought that he might try what other Palismen are naturally doing and just completely fail at all times- Palismen can turn into staves, he is Noodle boy- Palismen can do what the animals they look like can do, he can’t even breath fire!(He might not need it- but he wants it!) so on and so forth-

All this to reach the conclusion that- i just think it neat- if Clay can’t do Palismen things, he’d do Apple things instead. 

Like if Desmond were charging up his constructs in battle one day and Clay gets his coily butt in danger he just yoinks Clay outta the way like the little cat-snek he is and Clay, the panic biting madman, starts glowing at the joints and belchs fire- cause Isu software meets Isu Hardware and magic Noodle weapon boots online!

Desmond has a dad- two actually, not that he is aware of this fact. One’s named Darius the other Eberwolf- they take good care of their co-adopted stabby child and if anyone trys to reject that fact- Eber’s still got a worm to feed.

And Oh man- if Warden Wrath winds up being Desmond’s first experience on the Boiling Isles, especially if he looses his mask- like what fresh nightmare did Desmond just wake up in!

Oh, yeah no, Des would NOT want to train Luz- but after so many [Insert Boiling Isles Common Things] almost obliterating her at every turn- yeah, rather a trained chaos child then a wild chaos gremlin and all that

I like the thought that Desmond might use his Constructs (accidentally or not) kinda like Ezio did- summoning his ancestors bodies of light to hit things with- of course they’d look a little ruff around the edges, when they had edges that is, but hey, it’s still a work in progress! They can hold things, and that might be the distinct family nose shaping there- kinda… 

I think Des’s hoodie could comfortably sit both Eber and King and still have room for Hooty to slip in- if anyone left Hooty alone with it though… I fear we’d have a ‘Hoot Hoot Hunter’ situation on our hands and said Grimwalker may never recover-

I can’t stop it just- Luz making colorful kitty eared robes, Luz Making Colorful Kitty Eared Robes, LUZ MAKING COLORFUL KITTY EARED ROBES- oh my TITAN, they would be PURRFECT!!!!

Haytham deserves a redemption arc- as chaotic and weird of one as the Boiling Isles can inflict on the normally calm, controlled and ‘civilized’ man- if not for the simple act of causing him Kenway family drama and trouble, then for the shear brain breakage that will occur among everyone else when he looses his cool. 

I am however admittedly a sucker for mildly stuck up (usually British) idiots with a stick in their rear secretly  being the craziest one in the room until they’ve finally had something break through their level-headed front for the first time and start swinging- literally or otherwise. And Haytham is the only one to fit- as all the rest are just openly crazy at all times and fit right in. 

I think Des would probably have attempted to take personal responsibility over learning to brew Eda’s Elixirs- and make sure all his bleeds know it to. This is a bit more then just cold medicine after all. (How well that actually works out however…)

On the other end of things i feel kinda like he’d be more confused over the whole- if Eda’s a were-owl, Hooty is a door-owl, Owlbert is a wood-owl-staff, and they all live in the OWL-HOUSE… is Desmond the only one seeing a pattern here? Does she decend from the Owl-family as well? oh, Lilith’s a were-owl now to- but it’s non-hereditary?? 

Like he’s completely used to weird family themes- his ancestors were all bird people themselves in some way or another- but this is definitely taking family theme to another level!

If Edward wants to sail the Boiling Sea, he’s gonna need a ship! And who better to help him build one then the smartest and most experienced people he knows- who just so happen to be the least likely to tell on him for building it…

Ezio is a man of charm, of grace, of punch a hungry Pixie in the face- and this is the Boiling Isles. Not everything on the isles is witch-shaped and of similar mind on the act of courting- but a handsome man seemingly speaking in tongues and with the courtesy of his times being a little more then flattering… A bouquet of poison kissing flowers trying to eat him is enough to make any man scream.

 (I don’t think they exist? But I wouldn’t be surprised is they did- this is a place where Painbows turn you inside out on sight after-all) 

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I've been enjoying all the isekai Desmond posts and would like to dump Desmond's ass straight onto Eda's couch in the Owl House. He just wakes up on this weird lady's couch, thinks he survived everything and got taken to a safe house while unconscious.

And then meets Hooty.

Desmond thinking Hooty is just an adorable owl mascot is too funny to ignore. Like Hooty just straight up pretending he’s an adorable owl mascot when Desmond is looking, only doing the body horror stuff when he’s not looking.

The funny thing is Desmond absolutely knows about it. He just assumes it’s one of those “don’t ask don’t tell” kind of situation. He honestly believes Hooty doesn’t want him to know because he’s embarrassed or something.

Hooty is doing it because he likes everyone’s reaction to Desmond treating him like an adorable pet.

Honestly, with all these magic and thingabob going around, Desmond has bigger fish to try than a body horror owl creature.

… until he learns that Hooty is much more than just an owl.

At some point, Desmond would probably assume that this Demon Realm is some kind of other world and his own world is the world Luz came from.

It’s only when Luz tells him that she’s never heard of a pharma company call Abstergo before that Desmond would realize that Luz doesn’t share the same world as him.

At that point, the idea of returning to his world becomes slim to none and he starts to try and make an honest effort in getting used to the demon world.

He still wants to visit Luz’ world though just so he can have an idea of what’s the different between their worlds.

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Pairing: Connor (RK800) x Reader, Collin (RK800-60) x Reader, Richard (RK900) x Reader

Summary: The year was 2082. 44 Years after the android revolution. Things have turned south for humanity. Androids now rule the world, leaving humans to be considered as mere animals. While some Androids still have a general disdain for humanity some have taken to the idea of keeping them as “family pets.” You, born in captivity, specifically bred to be the perfect pet happen to get adopted by the RK brothers.

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Chapter 36 -  Running away is easy, Its the leaving that's hard

It had almost been two weeks since you last saw Connor and Collin. It had been tough, to say the least, you missed them like crazy. You would constantly check your phone for messages that would never come. Perhaps it didn’t take them long at all to forget about you. You couldn’t let yourself get too upset about it though, this was your decision. Maybe it was easier for them to keep their distance. It would probably work out better this way in the end.

Danny was right when he said that life in the settlement wasn't going to be glamorous, it was hard work, something you weren’t used to, coming from living cushy in a penthouse. You mostly helped out with farming the land and tending to the chickens, feeding them, cleaning out their coop, collecting eggs, etc. You also got stuck with the job of babysitting some kids from time to time. It was good to keep busy though, to keep your mind away from androids.

When you had free time, you spent it mostly with Emily, catching up, attempting to look after her, although insisted she didn’t need the fuss.

You had been staying in Emily’s shack, it was just you her and her cat Pepper, but you made a good little family. You wondered whatever happened to the father of Emily’s child, she didn’t want to talk about him too much, whoever he was. She’d just say he was away.

You didn’t want to push her but your overbearing curiosity would not sit at peace. Some other ladies around the settlement had told you he had been taken by androids.

What Emily did tell you about the child’s father was that his name was James and he was the one that saved her from the adoption centre. Well, he’d been one of the humans in the midst of the one of the riots in the city who also happened to help some of the humans escape the centre.

“Took down two androids right in front of my eyes, that how I knew he was the one.” She laughed.  

“He took down two androids? On his own?” You spluttered out, not believing her.

“Yeah, with one of these,” Emily smirked handing you over a baton.

Taking it in your hand you examine it, slightly confused until you see a button near the bottom. “Is this one of the electric ones the cops use?”

“Yep, can take out an android with a few quick buzzes.” She points her chin at you and smiles. “That’s my man, always got the good weapons.”

“I’m quite surprised you settled on a man honestly.” You smirked, “Last time I saw you, you were giving puppy dog eyes to Olivia.” You cock your head to the side, raising your eyebrows.

“Yeah, I did have a thing for her, until she got adopted and you know. Kinda couldn’t see her anymore.”

“Liv got adopted?”

“Yeah.” Emily shrugged plainly and looked away.

“I’m sorry Emily.” You reach out your hand to touch hers.

“Why are you sorry?” She shakes her head, pulling her hand away from yours to rest on her baby bump.

“It just must have been lonely for you, without me and Liv.” You bite at the broken skin on your bottom lip.

“Yeah it was a bit, but then I met James.” She smiled a little but it faded fast. “He’ll come back you know.” She said quickly, more telling it as a way to convince herself, rather than you.

You nod back to her, not wanting to hurt your friend. “Of course Emily.”

Her hand wipes at her eye a little. “Best be getting to bed.” She stands to her feet. “You should as well” she smiles placing her hand on your shoulder.

“That’s probably a good idea.” You nod. “Big day tomorrow.”

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You woke to the sun shining through the thin material of your makeshift curtain, with a rub of your eyes and a quick stretch you were up to start your day. Making breakfast for yourself and Emily was first on the list and then feeding Emily’s cat Pepper was second. The next few hours would be spent outside on the farm tending to some of the plants and vegetables, you would do this until lunchtime when you would have a quick bite to eat and then on to the ‘town’ meeting, a quick impromptu one that had been called by Danny.

They had received word from another settlement, one not too far from them that they would aid them in their next city raid.

“City raid?” You whispered to Emily, not understanding what he had meant.

“Yeah, we’d been planning this one for a while.” She whispers back quickly. “It’s how we get more weapons, people, stuff like that.”

“Does Connor know you guys have been doing this?” You ask.

“No. but he doesn’t need to know.” She shrugs. “We send our doughboys out with masks anyway.”

“Doughboys?” You asked even more confused than before.

“Yeah, our fighters.” She snaps as she furrows her brows. “Don’t you listen?” realising how quick she was with you she apologises “Sorry, I forgot that you’re still new around here. We call our ‘recruits’” she says with parenthesis. “Doughboys, and they get shit done. I was one before, well before y’know.” She rubs her bump.

“Never pegged you as a fighter.”

“Well, I guess there’s a lot you don’t know about me then.” She laughs.

“Ladies,” Danny calls Emily and your attention back to him.

“This time it’s going to be the big one.” Danny looks around at everyone’s faces. “There are people from other settlements in the city as we speak. It’s almost our time to join them. Three days. Three more days!” His weathered hand hits the table he was standing in front of. “And we're getting our boys back.”

You notice Emily nod to Danny, her lip wobbles as she turns to you.

“James.” she half-smiles half whimpers as her hand grabs yours.

You give her hand a tight squeeze and whisper a silent prayer that they will indeed find him alive and well.

As the day goes on most of the camp seems in a mixture of excitement and fear about the upcoming raid.

The ‘Doughboys’ as Emily called them, coordinating their plan of attack, parents ensuring their children that everything will work out, farmers, bakers, and medics in a tizzy to prepare the needed supplies.

As the evening settles in you begin to worry for Emily, what if they can’t find James? what if he’s not even alive?

Poor Emily has been through so much. She doesn’t deserve any more grief.

A part of you wants to tell her to not get her hopes up but saying that would be cruel. You just nod along and try to keep her comfortable. After dinner Emily ends up falling asleep on the recliner chair she had been sitting on. As you wrap a blanket over her shoulders you realise that you're almost out of firewood and the fire its self is beginning to dwindle down.

Grabbing one of Emily’s cloaks from a hanger, you drape it over your shoulders before heading out on your quest to seek out more wood.

Wooden logs were usually kept in an area just west of the settlement, it was a little walk through the trees but not too far. You usually preferred going out when it was brighter. The light from your phone only made the place look creepier. The quietness of the area didn’t help either, if it wasn’t for the noises made by nearby animals the place would be downright eerie. At least you could still see the warm glow of the settlement in the distance through the trees.  

You knelt down on dry dirt to pick up some of the logs from the bottom of the pile to put in the wicker basket that you had brought with you. After you make your selection you stand back to your feet and dust off the dirt of your clothes. Just as you are about to reach down for your basket again you are abruptly stopped by a large hand being placed over your mouth as well as an arm wrapping around your front holding both your arms in place so that you cannot struggle from the grasp. You try to wrestle your way out of the grasp in a fit of fear but a familiar voice sends you into shock.

“Please calm down.”

Is that?

Your body is frozen.

“I only grabbed you like this in case you screamed. Sorry, it was a bit abrupt, I know.”

Your heart begins to thump harder in your chest but this time not from fear.

“When I let go, please don’t scream.” The voice pleads.

You manage to nod your head, still, in your state of shock, the hands and arm loosen from you and you try to steady yourself on your feet before turning around.

You take a deep breath as you slowly move on your feet towards the person whose grip you had just been in.

“Richard.” You exhale deeply.

His tongue wets his lip before he attempts to speak, however, you cut him off.

“What are you doing here!? If anyone sees you!” You shout in a whisper at him.

“Look, I know, I know.” He lifts his hands in defence. “I was just lucky that you happened to be out here so I didn't have to go in there.” He gestures his head towards the settlement.

“Don’t dare step foot in there.” Your eyes widen as if he’s gone mad.

“I won’t, I won’t… If you come back.”

“What? No.” You shake your head.

“No?”

“I can’t Richard. I belong here.”

“Y/N, Look at this place. It’s disgusting.” He shakes his head as he scans his eyes across the poorly put together ‘town’. “Surviving on scraps, like an animal. You have a nice home, come back.” He reaches out to hold your hands.

You lift your brows to look up at him, your mouth becoming straight as you shake your head and slowly pull your hands away.

“I can’t, I just can’t.” You pick your basket off the ground and turn to walk away from the android.

“I’ll give you anything!” He shouts out. You turn your head to him.

“I’ll do anything.” He moves towards you again. “Just say the word. Please.”

He reaches his hand towards yours once more, his other caressing your cheek.

“I’ll even help with the rebellion.” He whispers.

“The rebellion?” You look up at him, your face plagued with even more confusion.

“Whatever it is the humans are planning. I can help, I can be of use just, please come back.” He begs his forehead now resting against yours.

“Wha- I don't understand. Why?” You whisper to him, closing your eyes as you press your forehead back against his.

“Because I love you.”

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Chapter 37 -  Alrighty Aphrodite

You had entered the settlement on your own again. Going back to your shack, you had to explain the situation to Emily.

“If he can get James back.” She stopped for a minute to steady her breath. “Then I’m on board.”

After a quick hug and farewell, you had a bag packed and you were off.

“I’ll be back.” You said once more to Emily before leaving.

“I know.” She nods.

Richard had been waiting for you just outside the gateway, you had told him to wait there so he wouldn’t spook the residents.

“I can carry that” Richard insist, taking your bag from your hands, before you could say anything he had it thrown over his shoulder. You bite at your lips not really knowing what to say but walking through the forested area with him in silence.

“It’s not too far of a walk to the car,” He said. “I did try to park as close as I could.”

You just nod and continue to walk. After another while of insufferable silence, you finally speak up to him.

“So, is it true?” You turn towards the Android. “Do you really love me?”

His eyes fall to the ground for a moment as he continues on. “Yes.” He fell quiet again for a moment before continuing on. “I think I first began to realise when Collin got in that accident. You stayed with him.” He let out an artificial sigh. “I started to think about if something had happened to you and-” He shrugged.

“It took me a long time to come to grips with my feelings as you could probably tell. I never experience this type of emotion before.”

“Why didn’t you say anything?” You tilt your head attempting to make eye contact, his gaze still avoiding yours as he trudged forward.

“I was an idiot. A scared fool.”

“You are an idiot.” You stop for a minute causing Richard to stop as well, he moves closer to you, to see if you are alright. Taking him by surprise you lean up to press a kiss to his cheek. Richard hums for a second moving away slowly, he looks into your eyes before he tries to kiss your lips.

You however hold your hand out and say “I can't do that, I have boyfriends.” Before walking on.

“Yeah, ones that left you behind.” Richard sighs moving again to walk beside you.

“They did that to protect me.”

“Connor in his twisted reasoning. He probably did it more to protect himself. He is selfish. You have no idea what your leaving has done to Collin.” Richard grumbles.

“So you’re guilt-tripping me now?” You roll your eyes.

“I’m just saying.” Richard grunts, re-adjusting your bag against his back. “Why’d you not bring your suitcase?”

“This is just temporary.” You shrug.

“I see.”

“How’s Connor doing?” You change the subject before Richard tries to convince you to stay forever.

“He’s stressed about all of the attacks that have been happening in the city and he’s stressed because Collins current mental stability is not too fun. I think it would cheer him up to see you.”

“Yeah and he might murder you for bringing me.” You quip back.

“True. I guess we’ll just have to see.” He retorts as you notice Richard’s car parked in the distance. He did park quite close. Something Connor would also be pissed about.

“How did you find me anyway?” You ask the question that’s been on your mind since you first saw him.

“I’m afraid the truth of the matter might unsettle you a little.” He explains as his car beeps at his arrival.

“Go on.” You encourage him. “You can’t stop now.”

“I am one of the most advanced androids in existence.” He explains whilst throwing your bag in the back of his car. He then opens the passenger side door for you to get in. When you do he leans down to your ear to whisper, “I’m everywhere.” And with that, he closes the door.

You sit for a moment in contemplation as he gets into his side of the car to sit down. As he puts his seat belt on you turn to him with confusion on your face. “Did you hack my phone?”

Richard rolls his eyes as he starts up the car. “I was able to tap into the journey history of Connor's vehicle. I knew he was behind all of this.” He begins to explain as his own car sets out.

“When I got to the location of the factory I was able to scan for signs of nearby technology. Your settlement stood out like a beacon. Didn’t take too long for me to tap into some phones that were being used yes, and then I saw you.”

“Can other androids do all that?”

“Not a lot can. And definitely not to the extent that I can. As I say, I’m everywhere. Any piece of technology, I can tap into if I desire so.” Richard explains proudly.

“So, do you ever use it to spy on people?”

“Only if necessary.”

“You ever watch people naked?” You smirk a little.

Richard’s brows furrow as he blushes slightly. “No, I would not do that.”

You burst out in laughter at his defensiveness. “I’m just teasing.”

Richard adjusts his shirt collar in discomfort. “Indeed.” He replies dryly.

You smile and rest your head against the back of the seat.

“You know you can lie in the back if you want, it’s a long drive and you could do with some sleep.”

You swivel your seat around to look at the back seat, assessing it. Swapping your seat with your bag that had been put in the back and lay down on the cool leather.

“You don’t have any blankets do you?” You ask Richard as you attempt to find some level of comfort on the cold seat.

“No, sorry. I can turn the heat up if you like?”

“hmmpf.” You think for a minute. “Isn’t this car self-driving?”

“Yes,” Richard replies, not really sure at what you’re getting at.

“Why don’t you just put in the destination and then come back here and lie with me?”

His LED begins flashing red. “I think Connor would definitely try and kill me if we sleep with each other again.” Richard stammers.

“I wasn’t suggesting we have sex, oh my god!” You smack your hand over your mouth to not laugh.

Richard's face began to turn in cringe, “oh I just thought-”

“I meant so we could cuddle.” You explain, smirk still present on your face.

“Do you think Collin and Connor would be okay with that?”

“I think they’d be angrier if you let me get sick from the cold.” You tease.

“That is a fair point.” Richard raises a brow as he puts in the location for the car to self-drive. When he has it tapped in, he too swivels around in his seat to move to the back with you.

Richard is a little awkward at first as he clumsily shifted to lay down in the backseat with you, eventually pulling you into his chest. The thrum of his thirium pump makes you grin in triumph as he settles his head to rest on top of yours. Richard then changes his body temperature to a comfortable setting so that he could be your personal radiator for the next few hours.

Was this weird? Absolutely. Was this wrong? Maybe. Was this comfortable? YES.

But you allowed yourself the brief comfort of being in Richard's arms, even if it was just for this one night. Maybe you felt like you deserved it, you were entitled to some amount of comfort after all the crap you’ve been through.

A part of you was angry and Collin and Connor for not reaching out, even to send a measly little text message. Your more rational mind told you to drop it, something might have come up, you didn’t know the full story, and maybe it was too hard for them. Although that didn’t stop it from stinging your ego any less.

You managed to drift off to sleep rather quickly, that was one of the benefits from all the hard work you had been up to at the settlement, sleep found you a whole lot quicker. Richard had stayed beside you for the majority of the journey as well, cherishing the feeling of having you in his arms once again. Deciding to himself to never be without this feeling anymore. His face snuck its way between your neck and collar bone to take in your scent and to delicately place his lips against your skin just for a sweet moment of indulgence. He had to wiggle his hips away from yours so you would not awake with his growing hardness against your ass.

Feeling a little guilty for his body’s response he decided to give you some space, sliding his form out from the side, slowly as not to wake you. He couldn’t help but smiling down at how comfortable you seemed as he made his way back to the driver’s seat, the seat still swivelled around to face the back.

Richard did eventually wake you up as the car pulled into the private garage area for the RK’s apartment building.

“We're here, little dove.” He coos to you, brushing his knuckles down the length of your arm.

Your eyes squinted open, feeling blinded by the violently bright fluorescent lights of the garage you had found yourself in. Looking down you had noticed one of Richard's coats had been draped over you. You rubbed your eyes briefly before reaching down to it to hand it over to Richard.

“You put it on.” He insisted, pushing it back towards you. “At least until we get inside. It gets cold in the garage, at least that’s what my sensors tell me.”

You didn’t object you just nodded in silence, still in that groggy half sleep-like state. Throwing the oversized coat onto yourself you open the car door and hop out, Richard grabbing your bag soon follows behind, hand on your shoulder as he directs you towards the elevator.

It felt strange being back in the city, even stranger to see the apartment building again.

When you entered back into your old home, it had felt different somehow, a little bit eerie even. Suppose it didn’t help that most of the lights were off.

“Collin and Connor are both out at the moment.” Richard finally spoke up again, leading you by the shoulder into the dark living room, with a flash of his LED the lights were on.

You squinted again at the harshness of them before Richard had dimmed them to a more pleasing brightness level.

“Why don’t you go and get a nice hot bath and I can put your stuff away.” He awkwardly half-smiles over at you.

“Are you sure?” You ask skittishly.

“Of course.” He tilts his head in confusion, it’s not like having YOU here was any bother to him, he was bloody delighted. “After that, I can go get my brothers?”

“Right now?” You stuttered out the question, fidgeting with the large sleeves of Richard’s coat that you had forgotten to take off.

“Do you want some time before?” Richard asked, head tilting once more, exposing his pale neck to you.

You shook your head and looked back down at your hands. “I don’t know, maybe. It’s not that I don’t want to see them. This is all just a little overwhelming.”

“I understand.” Richard nods. “Just one thing at a time.”

You look up at him once more, catching his cool eyes in a stare, you nod. “A hot bath sounds good.”

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Notes:  I lowkey called Emily's love interest James after Bucky Barnes (cause for some reason I imaging him looking like Bucky lol)

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Slashers and do they like cats because why not 👍🏻

- Tiffany Valentine: she isn't an animal lover, but if Glen was to bring a cat home and ask to keep it she wouldn't mind having a pet around! She would spoil the heck out of the feline and maybe end up over feeding it to the point that it looks like a balloon-

- Chucky: you know how some dads say they don't want any pets in the house (let alone cats) and then they end up loving the animal more than their children? Yeah, that's him. At first he would absolutely HATE the idea of having a "hair ball" around but since Tiff is the girlboss convinced him now he has to deal with it.

- Jason Voorhees: he loves animals and animals love him. He gives me dog person vibes, but he wouldn't turn down the opportunity to adopt a cat! He loves sitting down with his friend lying on his lap while it purrs, it's nice having some company since he usually feels lonely.

- Freddy Krueger: mean lil' bastard he has his "fun" by mistreating the poor things :(

- Bubba Sawyer: loves all animals. He is not a dog nor a cat person as he loves both just the same! If there is something he loves about cats is how they bring him random stuff as a gift for taking good care of them. Like Jason, he loves stroking them while he relaxes from the stress of the day.

- Thomas Hewitt: I feel like he is a cat person. He doesn't hates dogs, they are just a little too loud for him sometimes and the last thing he needs after being yelled at for literal hours is more noise. Plus, cats are just like him: at first they might be mean, but after they warm up to you they are very loving and playful!

- Michael Myers: hates animals and people. For their safety, keep them away from him. Still, I feel like he might not mind a cat around even if he didn't touch it. Most of them are quiet and know the meaning of personal space so they are okay on his list.

- Bo Sinclair: he is def a dog person. He is a "manly man" so of course he HAS to like big dogs over cats 🙄🙄🙄 still, he might get along with them, but it will be kinda difficult.

- Vincent Sinclair: he LOVES cats! They are so cute and soft even if they sometimes knock things over, but how can he be mad at them? Have you SEEN those big round eyes? Or those tiny paws? He is the crazy cat man.

- Lester Sinclair: also loves cats! He adores to play with them and teasing them. Maybe sometimes making them mad, but he means no harm! He just gets so excited, like a child playing with his dog.

- Yautja: LOVE LOVE LOVE. Seriously LOTS of cuddling with them. They are basically space cats of course they'd get along just great with them. It doesn't matter if they already have their hunting hound, they'll adopt the little Earth feline as well!

((I may add some more later, I just ran out of inspo for the moment KVDKBLBJNH))

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Can I request a Snape x Reader where the reader gets pregnant and reveals her pregnancy in the form of a Christmas gift, maybe some cute baby kittens? 🥺 absolutely love your work, and thought to keep it christmassy!

A/N: Thank you so much for your compliment and for this cute request! I hope you like the way this one turned out! ❤️

❤️ Please remember that English isn’t my native language and that my Writings will include Mistakes and maybe weird formed sentences. ❤️

Word count: 2189

Warnings: Mentions of throwing up, Swearing

Due to your Job at the tea shop at Diagon alley you always got very busy around the Christmas Holidays. Starting at the end of November the Wizards, Witches, goblins and a lot of more magic beings started to flood the small shop only to get the best tea in whole England, atleast that's what Severus your longterm boyfriend called it. Severus was a Potions Professor at Hogwarts one of the most popular schools for magic. The two of you met around 6 years ago when he ran into your shop only to get a bag of tea. He was very late and you actually already had closed but when your gaze met his you fell for him. That's why you let him in your shop after closing time to buy the last pack of peppermint tea. On the Next day he came back early in the morning as the first costumer of the day only to buy some more tea. This continued two weeks long until he had every variation of tea at his kitchen and finally dared to ask you out. Since then the both of you have been inseparable. The both of you never fought- you always somehow agreed with each other on every topic. Even though he might be a little older than you are, eleven years to be exact, he always shared your opinions. 

That's why you knew exactly what to get for Severus on Christmas and what not. To bring more happiness into the small house at Spinners end the both of you always thought about adopting a cat. At first Severus was a little bit skeptical but when he saw that little kitten at the animal shelter in Cokesworth he fell in love with a little lady named Ally. He was crazy about her and you had never seen him this happy about something before. Because the Owls approached shortly before Christmas this year and you couldn't take some time off before the 24th of December you had to decide that Ally would move in with you the day after Christmas. It wouldn't be fair to her if she, as she was only a kitten yet, would've to stay at home all alone all day long. That's why you decided to wait which seemed to be the best solution for everyone.

Anyways. Today was the 16th of December and only after two hours after your shift started your feet started to hurt. This usually only happens short before your shift ended at 7 Pm but not at 2Pm. Not thinking anything about it you kept working and selling everyone the most variously teas in town. But it wasn't until a few hours later as you noticed how the smell of Vanilla almost made you choke. It turned from one of your favourite smells into your worst nightmare. Thinking about enchanting the damn box of vanilla tea you got more and more stressed out by every minute.

,,Is everything alright Y/N?" Your co-worker and chef Kim asked as she passed you a cup of tea. Curious she raised her brows.

,,Yes, I'm alright. Just caught a Cold or something." Smirking she nodded and you knew that she probably thought of completely other things.

,,Or maybe it's because you are all my cupcakes, dear." She now said in a bit huffing tone only to show you the empty plate as an evidence sign.

,,I'm sorryyy- they're just so great." Rolling her eyes Kim now sat down next to you. ,,I know. That's why you stole them the last few weeks from the fridge."

,,I'll get you new ones tomorrow, I promise." Chuckling you grabbed a cookie from your lunchbox before taking another sip of your tea.

,,I really hope so. Or else I have to ask Severus for a Potion that could make you hate Cupcake or I don't know.. enchant them or something. He's probably more intelligent than I am when it's about inventing spells and potions." She mumbled while browsing through a new catalog of tea ingredients and jars. The day went by without any further events and you almost couldn't wait anymore until Severus would come back home in less than 8 days by now.

Waking up in the morning you knew something wasn't right. Your stomach turned around and you barely made it to the toilet until the cupcakes and cookies from yesterday and the tea made their way up your throat again. This couldn't be happening. It was the most important time of the year for the shop and you just couldn't get sick right now. Somehow, even though you were 25 Minutes late, you still made it to the tea shop where a stressed out Kim was awaiting you.

,,Y/N! Thank Merlin you're here! I though you wouldn't come at all." Shaking your Head You silently took her place at the cashbox so she could do her job. As the lunchtime came around and you got to close the shop for round about 30 Minutes Kim wasn't waiting long until pressuring you to another smalltalk again.

,,Why do you look so sad? Did you forgot the Cupcakes or something?" Her Face was tensioned as the thought of not getting her loved cupcakes again.

,,They're in the fridge." You sighed before rubbing your eyes and leaning back against the wall. Watching her hovering above the plate of cupcakes you had to talk to her. ,,Sorry for being late. I just- I had to throw up all morning long. It's a nightmare." Holding a Cupcake in her hand the pink haired woman who was also somehow your best friend now listened closer to what you said.

,,Let's hope You're not pregnant, I wouldn't be able to lead the shop without you." She mumbled and bid into the sweet bakery in her hand. ,,Maybe it's just something about your Period coming up. PMS or so what."

,,I don't know. I can't even remember my last Period." You joked innocently, bid into a cupcake as well only to almost spit it out a few seconds after. Kim's eyes widened as well.

,,No way!" She said now putting the cupcake aside. ,,No fricking way!" Kim now gasped and held her hand above her mouth. You instantly realised that you couldn't remember your last period because you didn't had one. Wiping your mouth with a paper towel that Kim just gave you you rethought the last few months. The last time you really remembered your period was around October. October?! ,, Don't Play jokes on me!" She almost squeaked jumping happily up and down. If you really were pregnant she'd always of course support you and Severus. Wait- Shit- you had to tell Severus! But you didn't even made a test yet. Was it even necessary? Of course it was necessary. Looking back at Kimberly you just noticed how she had been talking to you all the time.

,,You know what, Sweety? You will take some time off today. I'll get Sarah to help me out and you can things get figured out, ok?"  Just nodding easily you couldn't be happy just yet but just worry. If you were pregnant you were sure that Severus would be a lovely father but what about you? Are you ready to be a mom? A good mom the child of someone like Severus would deserve? And even worse if you weren't pregnant, would you feel sad or relieved? Would Severus even like to have kids with you? Your thought were so busy to rethink everything that you got out of words when you sat at the bathroom on the rim of the bathtub holding up the potion Kim just handed you and thinking about the Muggle pregnancy test you also got which were also about to tell you if you were expecting a baby or not.

,,And how do I use the potion?" You had asked Kim on the phone.

,,You have to spit in it and maybe shake it a little bit. If it turns red you're not pregnant." She said as her curiosity almost made her jump through the phone but you just hung up while still being shocked. Doing as she said you spit in the small jar, mixing it up with the fluid in it and shaking it. As you sat it down on the counter you buried your face in your hands. This was nerve wrecking! And a few seconds later you had your results.

24th December You had set up the Christmas Tree by yourself and already made Dinner so you and Severus could relax as soon as he would arrive late at the evening. Also you managed to pick up Ally earlier then planned due to Kim telling you to stay at home until Severus would be back again. The last few days you were so nervous it was stealing your sleep. Not being able to relax you sat on the couch watching Ally sleep in her small basket. Only when you heard the Keys turn in the lock you felt like some weight fell off your shoulders.

,,Y/N, love. I'm home." Your tall Boyfriend instantly went looking for you. Pulling you close to kiss you he softly hummed against your lips- you missed him so much! After he let go of you he instantly kneeled down to pet Ally. ,,She's so cute, isn't she?" Nodding he looked up to you. ,,She's a baby!" His voice was so high pitched it made you chuckle instantly. He was a strict man and seeing him becoming so excited about this tiny kitty was just too cute. As he got himself to let go of her he took off his jacket and sat down on the couch next to you. He always enjoyed slowly arriving at home just spending the first few moments with you but you were just too tensed. ,,Ready for Dinner?" You quickly pressed. Before Severus could answer you already hurried to the Kitchen.

The Dinner went on surprisingly unproblematic. He talked about the so very ugly Christmas sweater he got from Minerva and how he gave her some pink socks in return. To his disadvantage she loved the socks and wasn't upset or anything at all. They loved getting themselves the ugliest Presents they found so they could watch the other one being teased. Last year he got her the Biography from Lockhart- ohh she was raging about this one! ,,I'm never ever going to wear that ,thing'. Anyways, your presents are always the bests. I can't wait to see what you got me." He said before downing the last bite of chicken down with some wine. Smiling nervous you just nodded getting up to wash the plates. ,,Y/N, let me do that after we unwrapped our gifts." He smiled and kissed your neck softly.

Your legs felt like they would collapse any second that's how nervous you were by now. How would he react? Well, you were about to find out.

Sitting next to each other at the couch he smiling gave you another kiss. ,,What's bothering you so much?" He whispered against your lips and you knew your cover has been blown. His hands carefully petted the small kitty who just walked over his legs to lay down on your lap.

,,I'm just nervous that you maybe won't like my present. That's all." And by that you gave him the small box form below the tree.

,,I'm sure i will love the present as much as I love you." His smile was as wide as could be but as he opened the lid of the box and it discovered the small cat plushie, the potion you used to discover your pregnancy and a small baby body in the colours of Slytherin it faded. He was staring at it not believing his eyes. ,,What does this mean?" You opened your mouth but no words left your mind.

,,Y/N, if you're just joking - that's - that's not funny." He said now suddenly vulnerable and his eyes started to glistening. ,,I'm pregnant, Sev." You mumbled trying to hide your Face behind your hair. He suddenly breathed out and he hugged you tight.

,,I'm going to be a father?" Getting up while still hugging you he spun you around. Chuckling you noticed how all your worries weren't important at all. The relief was knocking all your doubts down. Looking at Severus you couldn't help it but cry - he was so very happy.

,,You're going to be the best father ever." ,,And you the best Mom. I knew that your present would be the best!" Letting you down you both sat down again. Instantly Severus hand found their way to your stomach trying to feel any type of Life.

,,Well, I have to admit that the new teacup I got for you isn't as good as your surprise. But I hope you still like it. I never thought I’d become a father myself- that’s so great!“ And again you kissed him being happy about the changes and the new members of your family. The both of you couldn't be happier!

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Laura!!! Congrats again on 500 followers my dear!!! ❤️❤️❤️

I humbly request that you match me with a Pedro boy, please. 🥰

Some random info about me:

I’m petite (5’3”). My star sign is Taurus, and my enneagram type is 6w5. I live in a large city and love it. I cannot function without my ADHD meds. I’m an introverted nerd. I absolutely love to travel, but while I wish I were the sort of girl who could go adventuring on a budget via backpacking and sleeping in hostels, etc., I’m not. I need certain creature comforts otherwise my anxiety is through the roof. Camping is my idea of a nightmare. I always need a plan and love making them - I am the girl who walks into a restaurant already knowing what she wants to order cause she studied the menu online beforehand.

There are three things that I think are worth spending good money on: food, shows (I looooove musicals), and the aforementioned traveling. I do not want kids. My favorite Disney princess is Jasmine, but I’m most similar to Belle. I have piles of books in my apartment, half of which I’ve yet to read (but I will!!). All throughout my childhood, my mom and I volunteered for an animal rescue and fostered dogs and cats (I was basically born a crazy cat lady).

I used to sing in choirs as a teenager and really miss it. Other than fanfiction, my other main hobby is cross stitching. I’m an only child and am very close with my family. My personal style is cute-but-comfy; I’m most comfortable in jeans and a cute top, but enjoy getting fancy when the occasion arises.

With that rambling random assortment of facts, which Pedro boy do you think best suits me???

My lovely Les! As a fellow choir singer (hello we need to talk about this) I am so happy to be matching you with a man who would just take the best care of you.

Oh, my god. Javi would spoil you. You would never ask for it, but he just can't help himself. He would bring you the moon and all the stars in the sky if he thought it would make you happy. He would get you first run tickets to the new show on Broadway or the West End, book the chef's table at the newest Michelin-starred restaurant, and do really silly and endearing things like taking you on a private jet to eat dinner in Italy that night because you wanted some gnocchi.

Javi would really value your need for security, both in the relationship and in the world around you. He would rather die than camp also and is more than happy to find the best accommodations for your many travels. All the while, he assures you that you're not missing out on adventure- the two of you are making your own adventure as you speak. He would tell you about dozens of movies where people try to backpack through Europe, for example, and it all goes wrong. He would never make you feel bad for needing the things that you need to feel safe, comfortable, and happy.

The only thing that might rival Javi's movie collection would be the library he has built for you. You are going to live your best Belle life as he makes sure that your library has multiple sliding ladders and immediate access to every new book that comes out that you want to read. He's for sure going to make a joke about him being your Beast. Because he can't help himself, he's going to make a little magic carpet reading nook filled with carpets and pillows and lanterns so that you can be Jasmine too.

Your style is going to match so well with Javi's energy. He is not pretentious but likes the good things in life, which you also appreciate. Telling him about how much you love animals and especially rescue animals is dangerous - your large house is going to be full of foster failures. He will routinely ask you to pick out a shelter so that you both can pay for the adoption fees of every animal in there.

I just know that as the kind, supportive, generous person you are that Javi is the one for you! I hope you agree. <3

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TASK #005

FULL NAME:  Leonardo Miguel Rojas MEANING: Leonardo--Lion, brave // Miguel--Who is like God // Rojas--Redheaded, Ruddy NICKNAME(S): Leo PREFERRED NAME(S): Leo BIRTH DATE: April 14th, 1995 AGE: 27

ZODIAC: Aries GENDER: Cis Man PRONOUNS: He/Him/His ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Demiromantic SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Questioning, used to call himself bisexual, but has started to question if some of that was some leftover compulsory heteronormativity, and is thinking he may actually be gay, or at least only attracted to a select few women NATIONALITY: American ETHNICITY: Venezuelan and White (Spanish) CURRENT LOCATION: Downtown, Eureka, California LIVING CONDITIONS: studio apartment, still in that awkward half furnished state that he has no excuse for because he’s been living in it too long.  he could definitely afford something nicer on his salary, but has always been a frugal bitch. TITLE(S): RN, working on getting that sweet sweet PA title

BACKGROUND

BIRTH PLACE:  Caserma Ederle Military Base in Vicenza, Italy HOMETOWN: does not have a hometown in the traditional sense, as he moved around so much as a child, but the closest thing he’s felt to a ‘hometown’ would be San Francisco SOCIAL CLASS: Lower class.  He’s recently gotten a raise after he let it be known to his employers he was studying to become a PA, but still is a nurse making fairly low pay as well as having to pay for schooling to become a Physician’s Assistant. EDUCATION LEVEL: BSN (Bachelor of Science in Nursing), and is currently in a PA (Physician’s Assistant) program FATHER:  Gabríel Rojas. Despite Leo’s general flouting of authority, which drove his father absolutely crazy and ended in more fights than either of the two could count, they’re on good terms.  Leo decided to move to Eureka to stay close to his aging parents. MOTHER:  Anny Rojas.  Leo had always been a bit of a momma’s boy, if that wasn’t clear from the fact that he followed in her footsteps of becoming a nurse.  Despite his love for his father, Leo always did feel more connected to his mother. SIBLING(S):  Andrea, Gabríel Jr, Claudia, and Ismael.  All older than him, and all very important people in his life.  The five of them often stuck together over socializing with other kids, knowing that they were just gonna be gone in a couple months at the least and a year or two at the most.  Despite being the little brother to all, Leo always acted more like an elder sibling. BIRTH ORDER:  Andrea, Gabríel Jr, Claudia, Ismael and then Leo CHILDREN: N/A PET(S): Nah.  He’s thought about adopting a dog, but he knows with his hours it wouldn’t really be fair to the animal.  And then he’s thought of getting a cat, but figured with his current life style it would only come off as pathetic. OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: N/A PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS: TBD ARRESTS?: No PRISON TIME?: No

OCCUPATION & INCOME

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME: Charge Nurse at Bayview Medical SECONDARY SOURCE OF INCOME: N/A TERTIARY SOURCE(S) OF INCOME: N/A APPROXIMATE AMOUNT PER YEAR: 70,000 CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?:  While Leo loves being a nurse, he could do without the duties of being the charge nurse, a job which he only took for the money so he could pay for continuing his schooling.  It’s too much paperwork and scheduling and bureaucracy for him. PAST JOB(S):  He worked stupid little summer jobs whenever his family was in a place for long enough, but never had anything long term. SPENDING HABITS:  He’s as tight fisted as a Scottish drum, half of his clothes are things his family gave to him as gifts when they were annoyed with how often they’d have to beg him to get something that didn’t have holes worn into it. MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: Well most expensive he’d have to say his stupid degree in it’s stupid cheap frame. 

SKILLS & ABILITIES

PHYSICAL STRENGTH: Fairly strong.  He doesn’t really work out for the gains, but after years of having to transfer patients and do the other strenuous daily tasks of a nurse, he’s got some muscles SPEED: he hates cardio, but always thought he was a speed over strength type of guy. INTELLIGENCE: high, sometimes a bit too high for his own good.  being a smart kid who was a bit precocious and eternally the ‘new kid’ made him a target sometimes.   ACCURACY: high, it’s needed in his line of work AGILITY: medium STAMINA: high TEAMWORK: he should probably work on it tbh, as a lot of the work in nursing requires working along with fellow nurses and medical professionals TALENTS: always seeing the worst in everything and everyone SHORTCOMINGS: pathological pessimist, brash behavior, inability to connect LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: spanish, english DRIVE?: yes JUMP-STAR A CAR?: yes CHANGE A FLAT TIRE?: yes RIDE A BICYCLE?: yes SWIM?: yes PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?: no PLAY CHESS?: yes BRAID HAIR?: yes TIE A TIE?: yes PICK A LOCK?: yes

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS

FACE CLAIM: Sean Teale EYE COLOR: Brown HAIR COLOR: Black HAIR TYPE/STYLE: well his mother would simply call it ‘floppy’ he prefers ‘relaxed’ GLASSES/CONTACTS?: contacts DOMINANT HAND: right  HEIGHT: 6′1 WEIGHT: 181 lbs BUILD: lean EXERCISE HABITS: leo gets most of his exercise from work, but usually tries to go to the gym about once a week for upkeep SKIN TONE: tanned TATTOOS: none (yet) PEIRCINGS: had his left earlobe pierced at one point, but has since let the hole close up MARKS/SCARS: just the usual knicks and knocks picked up from being a latchkey kid USUAL EXPRESSION: eptiome of a RBF CLOTHING STYLE: fairly simple, when out of work: jeans, t-shirt, flannel, boots JEWELRY: a cross that his mother gave him ALLERGIES: N/A BODY TEMPERATURE: runs cold DIET: as a healthcare professional it should definitely be better, but he generally consists off of caffeine (in whatever form he can get it), whatever food is leftover in the break room or his fridge PHYSICAL AILMENTS: N/A

PSYCHOLOGY

MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic neutral ELEMENT: Wood PRIMARY INTELLIGENCE TYPE: logical MENTAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS: N/A SOCIABILITY: low, he’s not a fan of talking to people he doesn’t know, and even when he does know them, isn’t the most chatty and can come off a bit blunt and brash and harsh EMOTIONAL STABILITY: high.  leo’s constantly changing life throughout his childhood has given him the gift of being able to adapt to almost anything, and there is no pill too big for him to swallow.  ADDICTION(S): N/A DRUG USE: N/A ALCOHOL USE: Within normal limits, at most a couple drinks a week, but usually less. PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: no

MANNERISMS

SPEECH STYLE: tends to be a fast speaker, more on the monotone side ACCENT: he doesn’t consider himself to have one, simply because he’s lived so many places in his life it was hard to develop them, but he’s sure he has some regional bits and pieces QUIRKS: constantly chewing sugar free gum, super good at advanced math but can’t do addition for shit, can only play clocks by coldplay on the piano and nothing else HOBBIES: rowing, loves to watch movies, is considering picking up some sort of craft just for shits and giggles HABITS: doodling on random bits of paper NERVOUS TICKS: snaps his gum POSITIVE TRAITS: family oriented, assertive, honest NEGATIVE TRAITS: brash, nihilistic, callous SENSE OF HUMOR: dry as the unseasoned chicken breast your mom made you last week DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?: oh yeah

FAVORITES

ACTIVITY: working (gag) ANIMAL: Goose BEVERAGE: aperol spritz BOOK: TBD, he believes its stupid to have a favorite book, because he’s had a ‘favorite’ only to go back and read it and find he hated it second time around CELEBRITY: n/a COLOR: orange FOOD: Tajada FLOWER: bird of paradise  HOLIDAY: N/A MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: bike (local) ship (long distance) MOVIE: TBD, holds the same opinion of movies as he does of books, plus as an avid watcher, there’d be too many to name anyways MUSICAL ARTIST:  The Eagles (much to his siblings distaste) QUOTE/SAYING: 

SCENERY: mesas, red rock formations, desert SCENT: hot pavement SPORT: gross SPORTS TEAM: gross TELEVISION SHOW: real housewives of beverly hills both ironically and unironically WEATHER: he really loves a nice, dry heat.  (think arizona, southern texas) VACATION DESTINATION: Venezuela

ATTITUDES

GREATEST DREAM: he’s a simple guy, he doesn’t dream of anything wild, but just to be secure and happy in his life, maybe with someone he loves or not, maybe with kids or not GREATEST FEAR: losing loved ones, which sucks, considering it’s an inevitable fact of life. MOST AT EASE WHEN: he’s around his family, they’re the only people on the planet he doesn’t feel constantly annoyed by, and can be his true and entire self, prickly thorns included, but they get the petal more often than not LEAST AT EASE WHEN: waiting for a trauma to roll into the ER WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN: losing his mother, which sucks because unless something horrible happens to him first, it’s not if, it’s when.  BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT: graduating college BIGGEST REGRET: not trying to make more friends growing up, putting himself out there more MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: you need to sign a NDA first BIGGEST SECRET: he’d tell you, but then he’d have to kill you. TOP PRIORITIES: Work, family, work