#Eberwolf is so proud of his new child’s army

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Imagine if clay’s has horns and they are like little hidden blades- little stumpy things that go ‘SHINK’ whenever he needs the stabby parts- better yet, what if he came out with like some metal adjacent body cause he essentially hatched outta the Apple. 

The thought that Clay is a weird Palismen working on Isu hacked software and wild magic based hardware- I wonder if he can even turn into a staff. Like just the thought that he might try what other Palismen are naturally doing and just completely fail at all times- Palismen can turn into staves, he is Noodle boy- Palismen can do what the animals they look like can do, he can’t even breath fire!(He might not need it- but he wants it!) so on and so forth-

All this to reach the conclusion that- i just think it neat- if Clay can’t do Palismen things, he’d do Apple things instead. 

Like if Desmond were charging up his constructs in battle one day and Clay gets his coily butt in danger he just yoinks Clay outta the way like the little cat-snek he is and Clay, the panic biting madman, starts glowing at the joints and belchs fire- cause Isu software meets Isu Hardware and magic Noodle weapon boots online!

Desmond has a dad- two actually, not that he is aware of this fact. One’s named Darius the other Eberwolf- they take good care of their co-adopted stabby child and if anyone trys to reject that fact- Eber’s still got a worm to feed.

And Oh man- if Warden Wrath winds up being Desmond’s first experience on the Boiling Isles, especially if he looses his mask- like what fresh nightmare did Desmond just wake up in!

Oh, yeah no, Des would NOT want to train Luz- but after so many [Insert Boiling Isles Common Things] almost obliterating her at every turn- yeah, rather a trained chaos child then a wild chaos gremlin and all that

I like the thought that Desmond might use his Constructs (accidentally or not) kinda like Ezio did- summoning his ancestors bodies of light to hit things with- of course they’d look a little ruff around the edges, when they had edges that is, but hey, it’s still a work in progress! They can hold things, and that might be the distinct family nose shaping there- kinda… 

I think Des’s hoodie could comfortably sit both Eber and King and still have room for Hooty to slip in- if anyone left Hooty alone with it though… I fear we’d have a ‘Hoot Hoot Hunter’ situation on our hands and said Grimwalker may never recover-

I can’t stop it just- Luz making colorful kitty eared robes, Luz Making Colorful Kitty Eared Robes, LUZ MAKING COLORFUL KITTY EARED ROBES- oh my TITAN, they would be PURRFECT!!!!

Haytham deserves a redemption arc- as chaotic and weird of one as the Boiling Isles can inflict on the normally calm, controlled and ‘civilized’ man- if not for the simple act of causing him Kenway family drama and trouble, then for the shear brain breakage that will occur among everyone else when he looses his cool. 

I am however admittedly a sucker for mildly stuck up (usually British) idiots with a stick in their rear secretly  being the craziest one in the room until they’ve finally had something break through their level-headed front for the first time and start swinging- literally or otherwise. And Haytham is the only one to fit- as all the rest are just openly crazy at all times and fit right in. 

I think Des would probably have attempted to take personal responsibility over learning to brew Eda’s Elixirs- and make sure all his bleeds know it to. This is a bit more then just cold medicine after all. (How well that actually works out however…)

On the other end of things i feel kinda like he’d be more confused over the whole- if Eda’s a were-owl, Hooty is a door-owl, Owlbert is a wood-owl-staff, and they all live in the OWL-HOUSE… is Desmond the only one seeing a pattern here? Does she decend from the Owl-family as well? oh, Lilith’s a were-owl now to- but it’s non-hereditary?? 

Like he’s completely used to weird family themes- his ancestors were all bird people themselves in some way or another- but this is definitely taking family theme to another level!

If Edward wants to sail the Boiling Sea, he’s gonna need a ship! And who better to help him build one then the smartest and most experienced people he knows- who just so happen to be the least likely to tell on him for building it…

Ezio is a man of charm, of grace, of punch a hungry Pixie in the face- and this is the Boiling Isles. Not everything on the isles is witch-shaped and of similar mind on the act of courting- but a handsome man seemingly speaking in tongues and with the courtesy of his times being a little more then flattering… A bouquet of poison kissing flowers trying to eat him is enough to make any man scream.

 (I don’t think they exist? But I wouldn’t be surprised is they did- this is a place where Painbows turn you inside out on sight after-all) 

Hi Teacup! :D

I've been enjoying all the isekai Desmond posts and would like to dump Desmond's ass straight onto Eda's couch in the Owl House. He just wakes up on this weird lady's couch, thinks he survived everything and got taken to a safe house while unconscious.

And then meets Hooty.

Desmond thinking Hooty is just an adorable owl mascot is too funny to ignore. Like Hooty just straight up pretending he’s an adorable owl mascot when Desmond is looking, only doing the body horror stuff when he’s not looking.

The funny thing is Desmond absolutely knows about it. He just assumes it’s one of those “don’t ask don’t tell” kind of situation. He honestly believes Hooty doesn’t want him to know because he’s embarrassed or something.

Hooty is doing it because he likes everyone’s reaction to Desmond treating him like an adorable pet.

Honestly, with all these magic and thingabob going around, Desmond has bigger fish to try than a body horror owl creature.

… until he learns that Hooty is much more than just an owl.

At some point, Desmond would probably assume that this Demon Realm is some kind of other world and his own world is the world Luz came from.

It’s only when Luz tells him that she’s never heard of a pharma company call Abstergo before that Desmond would realize that Luz doesn’t share the same world as him.

At that point, the idea of returning to his world becomes slim to none and he starts to try and make an honest effort in getting used to the demon world.

He still wants to visit Luz’ world though just so he can have an idea of what’s the different between their worlds.