#crazy ant

[thepixelatedcactus]

[antvnger]

Huh. That’s a very good question @arrow-of-ravenclaw A really good question. I think it depends on the ant that bit me. Ya know, assuming no abilities were scientifically added or manipulated.

If it was a bullet ant, I’d have one helluva bite which would be an awkward power for crime fighting honestly. Like I’m some kind of vampire or something.

If it was a crazy ant, then I would have some kind of electric ability and speed. Which would be awesome.

If it was a carpenter ant, I could fly.

If it was a fire ant, I’d have one pretty painful sting. Ummm how I’d administer that, I really don’t wanna think about…

[teamdarkdaily]

day 316: first meeting (daily request 34)

[pand1on]

bug fact! weird little girls and 2 ton weapons of destruction are always best friends

[ninjautizm]

Idk about you guys but I really love Lloyds little "🤨" eyebrow game he's got goin on,,

[clearlydusty]

SPOILERS FOR CHIMERA ANT ARC HUNTER X HUNTER

Heres my contribution to the Hunter x Hunter fandom finally hope you guys like it

[sunderingstars]

ging can say “he wasn’t trying to sacrifice himself for you” all he wants, but i still find it such a reductive view of kite’s decision. everyone seems to have their own ideas following what happened: morel attributes it to a hunter’s self-serving curiosity, ging attributes it to crazy slots’ special setting, gon attributes it to a nebulous reason that’s always his own fault. others look at a dead man from the outside in, but where is kite’s account? where is kite’s agency? buried with his bones, lost in some half-forgotten purgatory?

but it isn’t. it was there when he saw pitou coming, when he stayed behind to buy the kids more time, when he chose to spend those precious few seconds warning gon & killua to run instead of trying to protect himself.

ging can talk about sacrifice all he wants, but he wasn’t there when kite lost an arm. he wasn’t there when his student was stripped of more than his head or his body but his mind, then suffered a fate arguably worse than death. if ging was right and crazy slots did possess some sort of reincarnation ability, kite sacrificed more than his life. he sacrificed his will. his control. his agency.

and for ging, notorious absent parent, to pretend he knows the true nature of kite’s mind in that moment is incredibly presumptuous. he may be good at reading people, but he’s so divorced from the idea of caring for his son that he can’t imagine someone else possibly, possibly doing it in his stead. it shows. and i simply do not believe kite is the self-serving stereotype ging makes him out to be. if actions speak louder than words, then kite had been screaming. he had always been screaming.

[braxix]

Sauron: This is stupid.

Melkor: Shhh! I want to see what they'll do!

[alisaint]

remember when jonathan threw up and ran out of the room when he saw what was allegedly will's dead body. remember when he argued with joyce because he felt like she was abandoning will in her grief. remember when he begged her to pull it together and planned a funeral by himself because he refused to leave will in the freezer any longer than was necessary. remember when he was just a teenager trying to do right by his dead baby brother who he felt like he'd already let down once and would and could not let down again. does anyone remember that or is it just me

[pilkypills]

Its kind of amazing how some 2013-era fics characterize Thorin vs how he’s characterized now. And by amazing i mean thank god its improved. Needlessly mean ‘seme’ Thorin they could never make me like you 😔

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Fukutora braindump

In first year no one sat with either of them at lunch—Tora scared people off cause he looks like a delinquent and Fukunaga has that "weird quiet kid who laughs to himself" reputation. As resident yapper Tora got bored eating alone and at this point the only guy he sorta knew was Fukunaga (Kenma eats with Kuroo), so he barged into his class one day and they've eaten together ever since

Thinking about this line from Fukunaga's stat sheet— I think after a good amount of pestering Fukunaga gives in but only in the form of whispering directly into his ear. It flusters Tora at first ("THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT") and Fukunaga's mostly doing it to mess with him but eventually it becomes genuine, Tora even leans over when he senses he has something to say. He's probably heard Fukunaga's voice more than anyone else. Kenma thinks it's really fucking gay.

Speaking of Kenma he's always staring at them like the homophobic dog. It's painfully obvious to him that they have a thing for each other but whenever he tries to bring it up to Tora he has a fit and insists he's not gay. When he brings it up to Fukunaga he just laughs and says he also knows, he's drawing it out on purpose to see when Tora will finally crack. Kenma wants to smash his head into the wall

It takes a while but when Tora finally gets his shit together they're a pretty affectionate couple. The rest of the team make fun of them relentlessly and pretend to gag everytime they so much as look at each other except for Shibayama, who's a bit of a sap and goes too far in the other direction (they high-five and hear a loud "DAWWWW" from the other side of the gym)

Genderfluid Fukunaga, Tora's the biggest wife guy in the world (tied with Tanaka of course). He's always buying her shit or bringing her up in conversations unprompted. Him and Tanaka scroll through their wife photo albums when they hang out

Fukunaga's really good at keeping a straight face but Tora's one of the only people who can get him to crack, and it's not even on purpose. He just says shit thats so dumb or out-of-left-field that Fukunaga fuckign loses it. No one understands why, not even Tora himself

ok that's enough for now thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-ghost-in-your-walls]

Kaiko⬆️ after being promised a vacation but ending up passing out 3 times in like 30 minutes, probably(definitely) getting a concussion and almost suffocating in a sea 'cave'(monumential)

[ms-tacokat]

having major art block rn so i madesum bbieal gijinkas in mi old art styl 2 cope :thumbsup:

[your-local-granny]

Send in the clowns

[lanshappycorner]

The vampire/human yaoi I have concocted in a lab, view them