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[dailyghostpics]

day 443

[ind1c0lite]

Profiles for the- at least most relevant characters for the copycat au! (minus apollo since he's the pov for this hfjgkhl)

(close up of the mugshots under the cut)

[slasherscream]

friendly reminder: if someone in an argument is like 'oh I guess I'm just a horrible person' you should respond by saying yeah I guess u are

[swanoel-art]

I can't get the flower template to open on procreate😔 decided to post my wip + sketch anyway

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

"Hehehehahaha!!!! Guuuuueeeessss WHHHOOOOO!!!! Hahahahaaaa! Did ja' miss me? Don't lie- I know you did! I would give you a big long fill in what happened on my vacation but uhhh... I don't really know. I think I fell asleep for a lil Christmas nap and woke up close to the beginning of Summer!!! Ah-hah!

I gotta admit, wackin' all those guys, being chased by police, celebrating Holidays, and then havin those weird reoccurring dreams about my past playmates and sucking them all up in a vaccum- REAAALLLYYY got me tuckered out. The rain is still gone though, and for the first time in a while I get to enjoy the sun!!!! Hehehahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"

POM POM KILLER OF MASCOT GAMES VOL 4 #1: RETURN OF THE KILLER MASCOT!!!

Who is Pom Pom:

Pom Pom was originally going to be the mascot character to the arcade game 'Pom Pom Panic'. During the development of Pom Pom, her code as a protagonist became so well advanced she became conscious early on and self aware as she saw her creators develop and modify her game. One day however, the company funding the creation of Pom Pom Panic had second thoughts on the concept as they didn't see the design at first and claimed every single part of it was too 'bizarre' to go on. Her game was cancelled, and her arcade cabinet started to corrode and somehow adapt viruses- somehow raining all the time now and corroding most living/animated elements except herself. This drove her mad, having to suffer for other's mistakes. Resentful on promises being taken back, Pom Pom decided to break from her world and set the record 'straight' by applying the same logic to other mascots Pom Pom deems 'more bizarre' than her (she has bad judgement skills) and thus is making herself the only living mascot players can choose from.

[twinsunsintatooine]

infinity on high will always be my favourite album of all time because opening with thriller as track 1 can never be topped

[myautisticpov]

Trying to solve technical problems is a fucking roller coaster

Like, it's all fear that you'll get no results when you type it into DuckDuckGo, then it's elation as you get a bunch of results, then disbelief as you realise that this is a very common issue, but everyone actually has slight variations on it and there are thirty different fixes floating around, and then despair as none of the fixes work for you, then hope as you find a forum post of someone describing the exact variant of the issue you have, and then utter contempt for humanity as the only response is someone calling OP an idiot for not already doing one of the fixes you've already tried

[kelocitta]

Is for me?

[kaevch]

IBGOT THE BESTIE TITLE YEYYSYSYEYDYDYYDYDYDYD HEHHEHEHEHEHS8EUDHDUDUD

[spacepunksupreme]

I’ve been reading this Nick Fury Agent of SHIELD novel that I found sitting in someone’s trash (lol) on a walk a little while ago. And I’m like halfway through it but I still cannot stop thinking about this description of Fury from the second chapter

his surprisingly supple body ???

the writer was like damn, gotta remind my target audience of teenage boys how unexpectedly pliant and soft-to-the-touch Nick Fury’s body is while he straps himself into a fighter jet, that’s so integral to this scene where he’s just getting into a fighter jet, also of course his lucious hair

[jellypawss]

I have a major issue. My computer just completely gave up.

[writermuses]

About Jack Kaplan

Age: 36

FC: Casey Deidrick

Fears: Murder, prison, the entire state of Pennsylvania

Height: 6'5

Role model(s): Ben Roethlisberger

Things they hate: Being told to smile, cats, going into the ocean

They will love you if... you are a patient and reassuring person

Favorite film(s): Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Favorite tv show(s): Chef's Table

Jack Kaplan could never forgive his parents for naming him Jack. Always running a head above the crowd, Jack was called “The Beanstalk” most of his way through grade school. Growing up in Economy, Pennsylvania; like all the Kaplans had since its settlement in 1827, there wasn’t a soul in town that didn’t know the guy. Rumors flew early on that the big guy was a product of infidelity and though his father never fell to gossip, the two were never that close. He had an older brother, Jake, that looked just like his old man and Jack took his dark hair from his mother.  All in all, their upbringing was fairly normal. The boys played whatever sports were in season until they found their niche and spent weekends out with friends as soon as they could drive. Jake and Jack couldn’t have been closer and, looking so different, passed for friends more often than brothers. The thing was, they never really shared anything well.

Jake made it out to nearly every football game, but it wasn’t about Jack being the best receiver in the state, carrying the team. Big enough to be a decent linemen, coaches kept him lean for speed. If they needed Jack to catch the ball, the kid made it happen. Every time he looked in those stands and found his parents, Jake was never there. Instead, his brother was down at the fence between the track and stands, ogling cheerleaders. The Kaplan brothers were easy on the eyes, charming, and well mannered. Jake had the smarts and charisma to make him popular. Jack had popularity by association but kept to himself... until Destini found him.

Des and Jake were the “it” couple, ringers for Homecoming royalty. The longer they dated the more she came over. She was always sweet to Jack and Jake thought his brother was just being nice to his girl. Jack may have had a little crush, but assuming he’d get over it, he started helping out when she got a job and Jake was busy with baseball. The rides were nice, the most he ever laughed or smiled. Oftentimes, he’d look forward to seeing Destini again that he’d sit in his truck bed and do homework before walking into the cinema to  read a book or screw around at the arcade games until she was off and ready to leave. Everything seemed innocent enough until she leaned across the bench seat and he turned to see why she was moving.

Jack had felt that kiss run through his entire body, innocent as it was and the next time he saw her, he knew that crush wasn’t going anywhere. Destini and Jake were seniors, Jack a junior. Jake planned to go to the University of Pittsburgh, not far off, to play baseball, and Destini planned a year or two at community college online so she could work and build a better GPA for a transfer (hoping for Pitt, too). As Jake rode off to college, Jack promised to keep helping out Destini and he held up his ends, offering rides to work and Pitt whenever she needed- even if she never asked and then... she couldn’t.

As a young senior, Jack was seventeen when a car ran a red light, t-boned his truck, killed Destini on impact, and ended Jack’s free ride out of Economy. The issue was, no one wanted him to stay either. Word got around that Destini was pregnant and those rumors swirled into a firestorm that Jack, not Jake, was the father. As a minor with no record and a promising football career ruined, Jack faced no legal repercussions for the crash. By the time the physical healing and legal process wrapped up, Jack knew that, at least for a long time, no one would forgive him for Destini’s death. A part of him felt the same way.

With a new truck, money from the settlement, and money from fundraising for his medical bills, his parents let him leave to a new city on the other side of the world. Jake would be their golden boy, Jack would be a distant memory they were only reminded of on holidays through mailed gifts, phone calls, and birthday texts. Even after nearly two decades from the crash, his own graduations missed, and the launch of an entire gym and athletic brand, the relationships in Economy seemed as strained as ever. It seems Jack Kaplan may finally be ready to move on and make a family of his own.

[drrandombear]

Sigxufugxu no I finally finished updating all my Artfight stuff and now I cant do anything else before the event starts noooooooooooo

[wasntfaira]

❛ you stick out like a sore thumb , standing still like that ; REAL FAWN KNOW TO RUN. ❜ from him , or from people in general ? everyone was a potential hunter to wildlife -- better safe than dead. but the thoughts in his mind weren't exactly comforting to anyone but himself , even with the source unknown ; perhaps the fawn should be afraid. ❛ so. are we talking , or fighting ? ❜ ▐ @refabled / sc.

[arolesbianism]

I'm starting to see ppl talk abt updating their artfight pages and at first I was like what why it's still months away and then it hit me that by months it was two months and now I'm just silently sweating as my anual side project to remake the eternal gales refs and give them all icons comes back to haunt me

[fawningoveradream]

another attempt at me drawing my hot topic wannabe hellhound fursona Pretty Pink Devil Princess E (or PPDP-E or E to their friends).