#cranky boy

[dick-meister]

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still'

Atom sat still, who knew this guy wasn’t a morning person? Whatever, sitting up in bed, lacking many clothes, the only good part of this was having Dez on his lap ‘fixing his hair’ “Yea? Fine. Fine.” He acted so grumpy, but truthfully, if she stopped putting those cute little hands in his hair, he was sure to have a fit. There was a good chance her soothing touches would bring him back to sleep and… oh look, he was leaning on her now, eyes closed, arms holding her form and… Yup, he’s asleep.

[keejot-arts]

how far we’ve come

[knifefightandchill]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2005)

"So maybe you have nine lives. But it doesn't matter now Mr. Kennedy!"

[geeneelee]

Still mad that people act like “Harry Du Bois is psychic” is a weird take as if he doesn’t read peoples minds on multiple occasions and claim that being able to talk to the city doesn’t count. “The fact that he is able to determine the feelings and political leanings of the culprit without ever having met them or knowing they exist is just good intuition” what the fuck does that mean.

[allmightluver]

Look at him grumpy face

[fyllophobia]

think fast! surprise trust fall

[poorgirlinpoorworld]

Crunky boy want something to bite

[aro-in-danyl]

Alastor as a "Gift from God" AU

Inspired by the TV Show Lucifer. I could not get this idea out of my head so into the tumblr void it goes.

Edit: PART 2 up now.

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Sera could count on one hand the number of times the Almighty personally called for her. And every single one before was the precursor to some disaster or threat.

She was confused when she was beckoned past the throne room, away from the meeting rooms, and into the Almighty's workshop. There was no dust or cobwebs for God would not allow it, but it was known among the higher-ups that The Almighty had not had the motivation for creation in eons.

"The screams of the damned awoke me today," God's many hands reached out from their ineffable form to grasp jars and potions of dubious origins.

Sera stiffened. "I thought you could not see into Lucifer's domain."

She had not dared to think she could hide the First Extermination from The Almighty's gaze but she'd hoped she have more time.

"Never before today have souls perished a second time." God collected more vials and instruments that Sera could not for the life of her understand the purpose of.

"Such fear," and they sounded sad, "over the birth of one child."

The Anti-Christ, Lucifer's daughter was more than just a simple baby. Her parents had hidden her for decades, but the change in their attitude was noticeable even before her existence was made known to heaven. Lucifer again grew bolder and more fanatical with his ideas and Lilith-

If they'd only known sooner.

Silence passed as God worked. Sera kept her head bowed so she could not see what was being created. But they did not demand she stop the exterminations, and that was enough for her to finally raise her head and peak at The Almighty's first creation in centuries.

A soul. Or what would become one soon enough.

Her curiosity finally broke through. "You have not crafted a soul by hand since-" She cut herself off. No need to push her luck.

"This soul is a gift." They said. And they began to spin the soul threads together, "They will be an equal. Unchanging. Dynamic. Static. Chaotic." With every word a new thread merged with the steadily-brightening soul.

"A defender. An assailant...An Avenger."

With the final word of God, the soul was finished. But, barring the confusion of all those conflicting traits, Sera was caught up on the first sentence of this new soul's purpose.

"A gift to who?"

God did not answer. But that left her with another more pressing question.

"The creation of a new soul is a breath-taking experience to witness," she began carefully, "But why have you called me here?"

In answer, God reached behind themselves to a corner that Sera had not paid attention to and pulled out the tip of a spear. One from Adam's exorcists.

She tensed as God held it up to the fragile new soul. Angelic steel was crafted solely to bring death to the damned. To souls. Was this her punishment? To bear witness to the creation of life, of potential goodness, only to watch it be snuffed out before it even had a chance?

God pressed the spear to the soul, "Your Exorcists should take heed," the spear stabbed into the soul and Sera couldn't help but cry out in despair. But the soul did not whither or fade. She watched as the spear tip was catapulted away at lightning speed, burying itself in the wall across from them.

"And avoid his attention."

[raiiny-bay]

sleepy morning with the boys

[tylerpitlicktruther]

HE’S JUST A BABY HE DOESN’T RECOGNIZE HIS OWN SIZE HE DOESN’T KNOW BETTER 😭😭

but..he’s also a cranky oneee 😅🍼💥

[padawansuggest]

Shaak: Oh, youngling, sure are far up there, huh?

Cadet: *stuck in a rafter in the Jedi temple the first time off Kamino* I’m stuck!

Colt: Just jump, Master Ti Will catch you, cadet.

Cadet: *looks at Colt with squinty suspicion* hmm. No.

Shaak: Are you sure, my dove? You can always trust me to catch you, just like before the war ended.

Cadet: Oh I’m not scared of falling.

Shaak: What /are/ you scared of, youngling?

Cadet: …Commander Colt’s time out face. That’s his time out face.

Colt: It is, sharp eye. Come down and you’ll get a little lay down with the littluns in the creche.

Cadet: ???? A lay down?!?! I’m not a tubie!

Colt: You’d be right at that. And we are no longer a people at war. Anxious cadets with fidgety feet get put down for naps early.

Cadet: *sighing like this is the worst punishment ever* can’t we just go back to war?

Shaak: *giggling* Afraid not, sweetheart.

[wraithsoutlaws]

"What're you lookin' at?"

[cupiidzbow]

DK with sideburns is all I've ever wanted

ME TOOOO ME TOOO OH MY GODDDDDDD

the way they’re making him resemble cranky when he was young more is making me crazy . like that’s literallyyyy his grandpa you’re just like you’re grandpa man ……………………..

[defender-of-jouvente]

[Good morning, Sunshine~]

[Or, should I say Sunlight....?]

[kamakrazeeee]

HOLY MOTORS: The Nux Car

driven by Nux

[reluctanttrabbit]

//VIP SPOILERS

is this attraction just supposed to be an excuse for monty to scare kids and let off some steam 😭😭