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Unpopular opinion I guess, but Zestial sounds more seductive than Ozzie.
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Based off an old painting of a life drawing session that @cila-17 found on IG.
I like to think Cly does well as a model.
The handsome fella in glasses (Wellington) belongs to @cila-17
The handsome hare (Henry) belongs to @llobu-cerval
hopefully this doesn't get banned.
#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#my art#tapastic#clyborne-chatterjee#cracking eggs#henry hare#my mutuals#suggestive
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Legos!
I bought more Legos today!
#elsiesteampunksuperhero#lego#legos#minifigures#tea time#golf cart#armchair#tea#wellington#ericstanford#winston brenton#cracking eggs#crackingeggs
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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CRACK THAT EGG!!!!!
scott in ramonas clothes🔥🔥
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been learning how to crack eggs the sexy way in in that deya muniz comic
#cracking eggs#the sexy way#like in howls moving castle#deya muniz#twiggy#twiggy posts#im not opposed to cracking those eggs in a sexy way either
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Less than an hour after I came out to my twin, he cut me off mid-sentence while discussing Star Wars to shout, “Silence, woman! A man is talking!”
So yeah. The shitposting is genetic, the only thing that prevents my twin from being a god-tier Trans shitposter is the fact that he is tragically a Cisgendered catboy.
I love my Twin. He’s always been a part of my life through thick and thin, and literally (and I use that word intentionally) saved my life once.
#transgender#trans#biblicallyaccuratemoth#trans woman#transfem#trans girl#mtf trans#trans gender#trans pride#trans women#transgirl#lgbt artist#transgender artist#trans artist#queer artist#artists on tumblr#queer artwork#trans artwork#coming out#trans egg#egg crack#twin#catboy#trans comic#comic#original comic
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^egg
Yes I am trans dnd like esting eggs
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Whenever i want to masturbate i get really frustared I don't have a dick and i just give up. But i also dont want to be a boy. Is this dysphoria? Dysmorphoa? Am i just werid? :(
#NB#enby#ftm nonbinary#nonbinary#non bianry#non binary#trans nonbinary#cracking eggs#breaking eggs#egg irl#eggs#dystopia#gender dysphoria#body dysmorphia#lgbtqia#lgbtq questions#queer community#queer help
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Between two worlds
#my art#honkai star rail#hsr#sunday hsr#sunday#this was a pain in the butt but also really fun to do#grisaille method….#its growing on me#it was unintentional but iykyk the title reference and it actually fits really well#I didnt realize the cutout of Xipe looked like an egg and that the puzzle pieces look like the cracked bits
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i make up needlessly complicated scenarios to make kabru cry bc i think he needs it
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#laios touden#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#kind of#dunmeshi#cave scribbles#clip studio paint#he desperately needs the release that comes w a good cry#laios too but he's a whole other nut to crack#or egg. cough cough
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no more romance. romance is canceled. tell me about your warden/hawke/inquisitor's best friend and any info you want to add about their dynamic 🖐
#and by “romance is canceled” i mean that i have been writing so much angsty romance lately that i need something to balance it out#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age: origins#dao#dragon age 2#da2#dragon age inquisiton#dai#dragon age: inquisition#hero of ferelden#champion of kirkwall#the inquisitor#inquisitor#i have way too many ocs to do this with so i'll go with kinera#he was close with his entire companion group (minus wynne and oghren) during the fifth blight#but he was especially close with sten and morrigan. sten kind of accidentally cracked kinera's egg and#kinera was fascinated by morrigan because shes a mage outside of the circle#and in dai kinera was initally close with solas– until it really kicked in how much solas disliked the dalish and how much#he viewed kinera as being an “exception” when kinera already felt like an outcast due to mostly growing up outside of a clan bc he was take#to a circle.#healing sessions for the anchor got Really tense after that. and then morrigan showed up and kinera was#just yippie yippie!! because very briefly he had alistair leliana and morrigan all back together again
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bingqiu is like. they think one of them needs to be the wife in the relationship. but then both of them independently decide that they're the wife.
#sqq: well obviously binghe is the husband so i must be the wife#binghe: [has been fantasizing about being sqq's housewife since he was 15] wh#svsss#i love them. their stupid gender nonsense captivates me.#i need to trans binghe's gender so badly#and i need it to crack sqq's egg in the process
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Butterfly
#cioccolatodorima#my drawings#anime#manga#fanart#xxxholic#clamp manga#clamp style#yuuko ichihara#watanuki kimihiro#doumeki#which doumeki is up to interpretation#having multiple generations serve and help watanuki makes me emo#watanuki you idiot#can sayaka just use that damn egg already#crack it on watanuki's head#our boi doumeki deserves better#best xxxholic character for me
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apologies & realizations (?)
part two
#this is abt gender euphoria btwww her egg hasn't quite cracked yet okay.#sometimes i think about the beautiful world where triana got to come back and be friends with dean again T_T#dean venture#dawn venture#triana orpheus#venture bros#vbros#kiwiarts#comic#i have another comic i wanna make between these twoooo#i tried rly hard to get the show style right here :] except the changes i made to triana's design obvi#don't look at the tiny rusty and orpheus too hard.#not ship btw. necessarily.
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Obligatory ping at @degenerate-mystery-inc-whore for her appearance in this comic. The DS2 story is one of her favorites.
Honorable mention to Skyrim as well. I installed a Mod in my PC version that let me access a cave with custom items. One of them was a ring that changed your main character's sex. I would make a new file, head immediately to the cave, and then get the ring and wear it for the remainder of the game.
This led to a fascinating experience wherein I found a letter that an NPC was carrying that referred to me with female pronouns. I re-read that note a few dozen times. It made me feel something.
Anyways. I cracked 5 years later.
#transgender#trans#biblicallyaccuratemoth#trans woman#trans girl#transfem#mtf trans#trans gender#trans pride#transgirl#trans artist#lgbt artist#transgender artist#queer artist#artists on tumblr#fallout 3#dark souls 2#skyrim#trans egg#egg#egg crack#queer art#trans comic#comic
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