#crab game

[sparrow-in-boots]

Seems like P accidentally dropped Gemini in the ocean?! Hopefully the local friendly hermit crab can help get him back to the surface! :D

sooooo finished Another Crab's Treasure and i just HAD to do smth with my all-time favorite soulslike games

[merloksdigitaltoes]

Aggrocrab I am desperate PLEASE put Chitan crab souls content on your tiktok page WHY ARE YOU HIDING HER FROM ME!!!!!! CHITAN CRAB SOOOUUUULS!!!!!

(this is a joke btw don't actually harass game devs.)

[hannahlovesluca]

| the fic no one asked for but i had to write

| warnings: lots of cursing, reader is part of ILUNA

“i’m just going to stand over here alone..” Rosemi states, your character following behind hers “What did you say? your mic is dank as hell.”

Before Rosemi even has a chance to respond, a snowball is thrown directly at your characters face.

You didn’t even have to think to immediately know who it was.

“LUCA!” You scream whilst pressing shift and running over to him and punching his character repeatedly in the face.

With each punch, you say one word.

“eat. my. balls.”

As you were doing this, Aia jumped atop of Luca’s head and her characters body went lip.

“AHAHHAA SHE DIED!!” Luca howls, punching your character.

And behind you both, Vox and Alban are slapping each others butts. Typical NIJI collab, right?

“I need to watch a YouTube tutorial for how to live life.” Kyo’s disembodied, dank mic says whilst running past you.

The only thing you can hear (that actually makes sense) is Luca’s maniacal laughing and telling Fulgur about how Aia died.

“What’s the matter with you, Baby?” Fulgur asks Luca.

“Nothing much, hegh..”

Your character runs up to Luca’s and punches him once.

“Hey girl, sorry we couldn’t skype tonight. but, thats alright,” Luca pauses, punching your character, “see you tomorrow, girl. good night.”

Thats the last thing you hear before your screen fades to black and the first game starts.

The first game is the snowball fight.

You get placed on Red Team, and immediately start bunny-hopping around and throwing snowballs at the other team.

And, eventually, you hit Ike, and right before his mic cuts out you hear,

“FUCK YOU Y/N L/N OF NIJISANJI EN’S-”

You immediately burst out laughing, your model ceasing to move on the bottom right of the screen due to how hard you were laughing.

And as you were laughing, you get hit in the head with a snowball.

You’re not even mad though, it was too funny.

And as this game comes to an end, you’re brought back to life due to your team having won that game.

You’re still laughing as the next game starts, but it starts dying off as you analyze what game it is.

Crusty Rocks.

Within seconds, your character hops from one sinking rock to the same one as Fulgur.

“Hey, Y/N, friends right? You wouldn’t hurt the birthday boy?”

“No, never. Why would you think that?” You say before pushing him off the rocks a few seconds later.

Fulgur, not phased, just tells his chat: “Eh, I didn’t trust her anyways.”

“Anyone who betrays me I will never- AHHHHH-” Rosemi screams as her rock starts sinking down, you immediately start laughing before jumping over to her.

“Hi Rosemi-sama..” You say, punching her character once to greet her, but not push her off.

“Hi Y/N-san… you’re not gonna kill me, right?” She says, sounding slightly worried.

“Of course not, you’re my wifey, Wosemi-sama….”

You say before hitting her character once again, luckily, just before she lands in the ocean, she somehow manages to jump onto a nearby rock.

“EVBEBEHEU PLUCK YOU Y/N!!”

You start laughing maniacally once again, hearing Rosemi keep on saying the word ‘pluck’.

You watch as Nina dies at the last second, having been deserted far away from the others on a single rock that started to sink.

“Oh God, chat. I don’t think I’m going to survive TanTan.” you say, chuckling whilst the next game boots up.

Ike Eveland [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: i hate you.

Fulgur Ovid [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: So do I, Ike. So do I.

“Hi Fulgur, Hi Ike.” You say whilst readjusting your headphones. “Sorry for killing you both.” You say before winking and the round starts.

The first thing you hear is Luca’s chuckle as the round starts.

“Alright mate,” He keeps saying in an overdone Aussie accent.

“I actually had a nightmare about TanTan last night,” Vox says to no one directly. However you heard it.

“Please elaborate, Vox.” You say, confused whilst chucking a snowball at TanTan.

You hear Millie screaming in the background as she had not realized you needed to jump over the shock waves TanTan sends in order to survive.

“Well-” Vox starts before he gets hit in the head with a snowball. “You guys are so funny, YOU’RE SO FUCKING FUNNY-” you don’t hear the rest of Vox’s sentence as you had bunny-hopped too far away, hoping he wouldn’t figure out that you were the culprit.

However, you are able to hear when he screeches (screams?? idek know what noise he made) so loud that you’re genuinely surprised his microphone didn’t implode.

It’s only you and Luca left before Luca hits you in the head with a snowball, your body going limp afterward.

“OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FU-”

You mald, aware he can’t hear you anymore.

Ike Eveland [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: what you get LOL

“Shut up, Ike. Aren’t you streaming anyway? Why do you have mine opened?”

In a matter of seconds, Ike sends another message.

Ike Eveland [NIJISANJI EN] 🔧: not streaming. am i not allowed to support my kouhai?

You’re caught off guard by Luca screaming about how much he loves crab before the screen switches over to the theme music and Luca dancing violently.

As it switches back to the lobby, the first thing you hear is your genmate Kyo saying:

“Y/N should have won.. Luca you have some sort of rich super-power.”

You fake tears and say, “My genmate, Kyo Kaneko, loves me??”

“Don’t push it, bitch.”

[updatingranboo]

ranboo is live! playing in a crab game lobby!

[title: “I cannot outrun my own shortcomings, or the crab || BIG CRAB GAME LOBBY FOR GUMI BIRTHDAY!!!!!”]

[videogamepolls]

Requested by anon

[nick-nocturne]

It's morning and I'm feeling crabby.

[friezaglasiencold]

We're almost to 20 with these crab asks...

Day 19: Crab 🦀

If possible, can we hear a little bit more about how Kuriza's day has been too?

Day 19: had Yamcha over. (I’ve given him a scouter with my personal call number and a valet line, to make things easier.) I finished work early this evening, so we had some quality time together once the baby was asleep.

Don’t get the wrong idea. We’re still not official. I’m not the type to commit to a romantic relationship, and I don’t think I ever will be.

Since you asked, though, Kuriza’s been doing well. I’ve got him enrolled in daycare, and he seems to be thriving now that he’s old enough to play with other children… not that their parents are thrilled to suddenly be in such a direct line of contact with me. We’ll see how that goes.

[troythecatfish]

[goostiebee]

IT'S FINALLY TIME LET'S CELEBRATE 500+ FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH TOGETHER! 🧡🧡🧡

Streaming Crab Game 4/5 @ 7:00 PM EDT / 4:00 PM PDT on Twitch

crab people crab people taste like crab, walk like people

[snailsandpuppy-dogtails]

Got friends and beloveds on my dash <3 @somewhat-intelligent

[heisttheblackflag]

that’s my streamer!!

[ladytatlvt]

Betrayal, Regret, and Crabs

[merloksdigitaltoes]

SPOILERS FOR ANOTHER CRABS TREASURE AHEAD!!!!

Some more doodles of mostly Kril, I was thinking about how Praya Dubia mentions she wanted to use Kril as a shell and imagined how that'd look since Kril is TINY.

[thechipsbag]

Today’s chip is about How Funny Crab Game can Be

Check out Crispitty on Youtube

[updatingranboo]

stream at 6 EST!

[re-crix]

Hey! I'm going live with @parkerryland to play Team Fortress 2!

Later, we'll be playing We Happy Few, Crab Game, Apex, and More! Come on in!