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My favourite Critical Role quotes/moments of c1: A Thread (4)

•Vex revealing she found Simon and giving him back to Vax as a Winters Crest gift- 36

•Vex: I slap him across the face

Liam: *immediately slaps himself*- 36

•Kent Plucker and Dr Drenzel, musicians extraordinaire- 37

•Scanlan the bard makes his first performance check 37 episodes in- 37

•Daxio, being lined up for holy interrogation: *Looks up and prays to Vecna*

Travis: You’re looking the wrong way. -38

•*Scanlan barking as they leave the pub*

Sam: I’m yelping it

Matt: there’s no ruleset for reverse inspiration but I’m gonna start looking into designing that.- 38

•Kaylie Nat1 on stabbing Scanlan turns into a hug ;v;-38

•Pike: Doorslayer- 38

•Travis uno reversing Matt and whispering back- 39

•Travis: What do d6s look like? they’re squares!

Taliesin: Method. -39

•Keyleth: That’s the most privileged thing you’ve ever said.

Percy: That’s the most privileged thing I’ve ever said that you’ve heard.- 39

•Percy takes great delight in letting Scanlan face the Consequences Of His Actions- 39

•The utter rage and fear in Liam’s eyes as the dragons launch their attack- 39

•Travis, rolling to attack the dragon: uh nineteen *gets out hit dice*

Matt, about to ruin this man’s (and the party’s) whole careers: nineteen misses- 39

•Travis: It’s not about Gilmore right now

Liam: *death glare*- 39

•Do not go far from me- Vax, 40

•I’m a betting man, and this is a bad bet- Percy, 40

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My fave quotes/ moments from Critical Role c1: A Thread (5)

•Matt: Yeah, Gilmore’s looking pretty rough

VM: * P A N I C * -41

•Animal adoption plushies and ORTHAX PLUSHIE!!- Critmas 2016, 41

•Percy: *gets to make a nerd roll*

Percy, succeeding said nerd roll: Book reading!!- 42

•Anti-magic missile- 42

•I’ve met the devil, that’s not him- Percy, 42

•Percy: I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news

Also Percy: *is literally the bearer of Bad News*-42

•Vex: *trying to haggle Cidrick the potion salesman (and struggling)*

Kashaw, casually: How’s your family

Cidrick: What does that mean

Kash: Just curious how everyone’s doin. Everybody healthy, happy?

Grog: Yeah are they well? In one piece?- 43

•VICTOR BELOVED HE IS B A C K (hella props to Tal for not breaking character I was cackling)- 43

•Vax gets locked in a closet and rolls a 1 trying to get out- 45

•The Tavern Scene, AKA everybody is a bisexual disaster except Kashaw and maybe Keyleth- 43

•Are you a Vax man or a Vex man?- Scanlan, 43

•You have a family if you want it- Vax to Percy, 44

•Exeunt, blocked by a beholder AKA underdark beholder fight part 2 electric boogaloo- 44

•Grog gets yeeted at the beholder by Bigby’s hand- 44

•Vax climbs out of the pit in the tomb just as Vex is killed- 44

•Vax: Goodnight Percival

Percy: Goodnight Vax

Scanlan, distantly: It’s four in the afternoon- 45

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My favourite quotes/moments of Critical Role c1: a Thread (3)

•These people don’t want to exchange one warlord for another -Vax, 30

•Are you afraid you’re going to hurt us Percy?

No, I’m afraid I’m going to disappoint you -Grog & Percy, 30

•Scanlan’s 29 persuasion check as a small peasant boy- 30

•Scanlan turning into a triceratops- 30

•Pike swooping in and solving all VMs problems in one episode, as well as defeating The Door- 32

•You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list -Percy, 33

•Anna, I am going to take a leap of faith and believe, contrary to all evidence, that you are a smart woman- Percy, 33

•You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart- Percy, 33

•Vax. I have a sister! - Percy, 33

•Scanlan’s counterspell against the Briarwoods trying to run ~ the beginning of a long run of iconic counterspells- 34

•I broke the world for us- Delilah, 34

•Vax rolling a nat20 acrobatics to get to an unconscious Vex- 34

•Percy confronting Orthax- 35

•Delilah: You have taken everything from me.

Percy: I have not. You still have your sanity and your life. I will take your life tonight but you can still have your sanity *turns into the melting form of her husband* - 35

•Taliesin: Do you have a mini for the dark spectre of my soul?

Matt: *pulls out mini*

Taliesin: I love you - 35

•Cass fucks up Delilah, as is her right- 35

•Scanlan yeets Percy’s gun into the acid- 35

•For the love of god, find me a fucking beret- Scanlan, 35

•Keyleth chats with and heals the sun tree- 35

•The whole cast hiding under clothes as Keyleth and Vax talk under the sun tree- 35

•If you’ll have me, I’m yours- Vax, 35

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My favourite quotes/moments of Critical Role c1: a Thread (2)

•*Jumping out a second story window* JENGA- Vax, 25

•Vax’s last thoughts as he falls unconscious- 25

•Laura, as soon as Vax falls unconscious: *immediately rolls 2 Nat 20s to save him*- 25

•Taliesin: I’ll start with bad news

Marisha: Nothin travels faster- 25

•Your soul is forfeit! -Percy, 25

•What a lovely dinner we had LIGHTNING- -Scanlan, 25

•The Water Elemental Scene -Keyleth and Taliesin, 27

•You’ve defeated beholders, slaughtered illithids in the underdark, deep in the belly of the planet, but this DOOR bests you- -Matt, 29

•What appears dead, may not necessarily be deaf, and with the shadow of death over the city, perhaps there is life deep underground. Perhaps things that appeared ended and gone are perhaps continuing to this day, and may rise again.- Percy, 29

•This is for the De Rolos. And let me say, you were the one I was least looking forward to- Percy, 29

•Your soul doesn’t need to be forfeit, Percival - Vax, 29

•Scanlan: Percy is that last barrel for you?

Percy: No.

S: Okay good.

P: And if it was would I tell you?

S: No…

P: Thank you - 29

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finally linked both my campaign 1 and campaign 3 favourite moments into coherent threads with actual next part buttons and everything! (im getting to c2 i promise)

first pat of each linked below :)

Campaign 1 favourite quotes/moments

Campaign 3 favourite quotes/moments

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My fave quotes/ moments of Critical Role c1: A Thread (6)

•Gern: *bursts out of the forest shouting angry Irish noises*

Grog: Are we killing this one?

Scanlan: No no don’t kill him he’s precious- 46

•A volcano is nature’s candle- Gern, 46

•Gern Blanston, Necromancer/ Candle Specialist my beloved - 46

•Liam: *rolls 34 to hit*

Matt: How’d you get a 34 on your attack?!

Liam: I don’t know anymore-46

•The Gern Backstory Reveal™- 46

•Sam’s wicked witch long game begins- 47

•Scanlan once again discovers the cursed weapon in the party- 47

•Letters song reference and Liam and Taliesin freaking out everyone with their in-sync singing- 48

•TYRIOK :( -48

•Taliesin’s scarily accurate crow noises- 49

•Grog continues to be completely oblivious to the evilness of Craven Edge (Travis’ unparalleled rp) -49

•Scanlan: I don’t know what Grog’s dad looks like

Vax: Yes you do, he was a rotting corpse in front of you trying to kill you

Scanlan: Of course, how could I forget- 50

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gonna be collecting all my fave critical role quotes and moments under the following tags (and likely cr2 quotebook once I get around to watching it)