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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A Thread (12)

•The entire cast wearing red (and lookin fabulous)

•Mama, I love you. The better halves can make a better whole. Please remember- Imogen, 51

•RED MIST RUIDUS BORN?? they smokin- 51

•Triple Marisha- 51

•Sam’s cameo bingo card on his gas can- 51

•VAX!!!!!!- 51

•The cast collectively losing their shit when Vax arrives- 51

•Don’t you even dare- Vax’ildan, 51

•Chet, leaping onto Ludinus’s back in wolf form: You said something about natural predators - 51

•V A X ? ? ORBED -51

•Matt split the party- 51

•Sam, to Travis: the NORTH pole?? Your fucking Santa Clause….- 51

•Where did we GOregard- Sam, 51

•THE PARTY IS SPLIT OH BOY- 52

•AABRIA AND CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!-52

•Spiritual weapon Nick Jonas- 52

•Chetney perishing because of his Tragic Backstory TM- 52

•Deanna’s knitted sweaters and beanies - 52

•We had a little family, and then I was brutally killed! I got better. - Deanna, 52

•FRIDA casually chomping on coins- 52

•death is like a snowflake melting in the ocean- Deanna, 52

•Deanna: That’s so heavy, why don’t- we could talk about ANYTHING else

FRIDA: Oh I’m sorry I didn’t-

Deanna: No, sweetie you’re perfect- 52

•FRIDA: I believe you call it dreaming

FCG: You can dream!!??

Deanna: You can bake!!- 52

•Ashley yeeting Mister at Matt at the end of the ep and Matt catching him - 52

•Form Voltron! -Chet, 54

•SANTA IS CANON- 54

•FCG’s real name is Faithful Care Giver ;v; -55

•FRIDA AND FCG!!!!-55

•You just screwed me- FCG, 55

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A Thread (11)

•Why have bare feet when you can have ✨bear feet✨- Taliesin, 46

•Fearne: If you look closely the curtains are skin

Travis: SKIN???

Fearne: Yeah but i painted them so they look beautiful :) -46

•(Looking at the flowers in the feywild)

Fearne: I made these, these are my design :)

FCG: i didn’t really think you were proficient in nature

[cue laugh track] -46

•Ashton: Alright, this is gonna be a little stoned cos i admit that drink hit hard

Orym, quietly: You’re always a little stoned -46

•I lost my father and husband to these people. I’m not on board. - Orym, 46

•Who are they, who are we to decide who lives or dies? God, or mortal, or otherwise. - Orym, 46

•FCG microwave form makes Eshteross’ cookies- 46

•Running joke of Matt scaring the party with Creature Incoming! noises and every time it just being a random animal friend of Fearne- 46

•Don’t-ing - 46

•Am I human, or am I Dancer’s - FCG, 47

•RHYME TIME - 48

•Big ship, small town- 48

•Imogen: Shall we just take a side note and do Chet backstory instead of doing this

Chet: LOOK AT THE SKY LETS FUCKIN FOCUS PEOPLE - 49

•Imogen: What if it’s not so bad?… What if what we’re doing is just fighting change?

Orym: Well, Imogen, I wish my family didn’t have to die for her brighter tomorrow. - 49

•Ash, to Laudna: Y’know this is one of the things we both have in common. That’s we’ve both died.- 49

•Liam and Marisha hearing “hood” and immediately going feral - 50

•BADASS MONK AND DIRT WIZARD ARE HERE- 50

•Liam catapulting himself onto the floor at Caleb’s arrival- 50

•Ashley, regarding Fearne not meeting Empire Siblings: I’m so jealous. I would have flirted so hard!!- 50

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A Thread (10)

•DORIAN SENDING STONE REPLY!!!- 41

•Werewabbit- Orym, 41

•Imogen: I would say I’d be a were-horse

Taliesin: Oh nay. - 41

•Fearne immediately eating a random mushroom and facing Consequences™- 41

•The Changebringer is a tiny beetle- 41

•WILDMOTHER IS BACK BABEY <3 -41

•Fortune favours the sexy- Chetney, 41

•Orym was trying to carve a lil wolf for Chetney ;v;- 41

•Chet masters the wolf- 41

•Orym gets some healing and a sword upgrade courtesy of the wildmother- 41

•Cast chanting: MAGIC SWORD MAGIC SWORD MAGIC SWORD- 41

•Put yourself in other people’s dead shoes- FCG, 42

•Orym is spiderman (grass edition)- 42

•Professor Calloway- 42

•Changebringer tells FCG to fold via the mystical whispers of the wind

FCG immediately does Not fold- 42

•Fearne meets the 22DC slight of hand check to scam a dealer in a card game- 42

•Imogen tries to cheat in a dice game but rolls worse- 42

•Ashton, regarding seeing the City of Flowing Light: Hey Imogen, if it wasn’t for your deeply intense personal issues, I would never have gotten to see this so thank you for being a bit of a mess- 42

•Ashton, threatening Pâté: If that’s you in there Delilah I swear to fuck that I will murder you if anything happens to her, and I’m watching.- 42

•FCG is being haunted by a bird- 43

•THE MOON IS A PRISON????-43

•Chetney, in werewolf form: I’m here to fix your pool- 44

•Fearne horse moment- 44

•MUMMM FCG SWORE

I gotta put coin in the coin jar- FCG, 45

•Ashton, casually dropping the fact that he was interrogated and then did a job for the mob and kidnapped a kenku and then was raided by the feds- 45

•FCG microwave arc- 45

•Ludinus: *appears*

The entire cast: TIME TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT- 45

•Liam desperately trying to hold back Caleb any time Ludinus speaks- 45

•Tal, Liam, Marisha and Travis having a silent convo using hand gestures about Ludinus’ bs-45

•I watched the world burn at their behest- Ludinus, 45

•Ashton: Fearne is this your vibe

Fearne: it is ABSOLUTELY my vibe- as bells hells step into the Feywild, 45

•N a n a. -45

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finally linked both my campaign 1 and campaign 3 favourite moments into coherent threads with actual next part buttons and everything! (im getting to c2 i promise)

first pat of each linked below :)

Campaign 1 favourite quotes/moments

Campaign 3 favourite quotes/moments

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gonna be collecting all my fave critical role quotes and moments under the following tags (and likely cr2 quotebook once I get around to watching it)

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A thread (9)

•I’m not going to tell you to come back, I’m not gonna try to compel you to come back because that choice, Laudna, is yours now. No one gets to control you anymore alright? Just know that I love you, that I’m here.- Imogen, 38

•IT’S PERCY DE ROLO WITH A SNIPER RIFLE- 38

•Laudna is fun scary ;v; - 38

•Percy meets Pâté- 38

•Laudna, on the length of the spell she used to make Pâté come alive : This spell? Just lasts.- 38

•Fearne immediately tries to steal from Pike- 38

•Fearne asks Percy to make a mini gun for Mister—— AND GETS IT- 38

•It’s little and it’s metal and it seems to have a purpose- FCG, 38

•They got the airship!!!- 38

•We are the fucking legacy. We are not what fucking killed that man. We are the thing that he set in motion to make sure it mattered as little as possible. We are his eventual victory, we are his revenge, we are all these things. We are not the cause- Ashton, 39

•Ashton taking Laudna’s eldritch blast to the head then immediately taking a shot- 39

•The return of Liam’s cuddlefish voice- 39

•It’s Lunar *proceeds to ring moon shit hotline on the red phone on his tankard*- 39

•PRETTY SAID AROACE RIGHTS WE STAN- 39

•Liliana Temult: I love you Imogen. More than you’ll ever know. And that’s why you have to run away from me Imogen, as far as you can. Run.

Imogen: I’m tired of running, mother. -40

•Ashton: Raise your hand if you think you might turn on everybody in the group at some point.

*5/7 of the table raise their hands*

*Laura raises Fearne’s hand* -40

•Glad you’re not here… wish you were anyway- Orym, to Dorian via sending stone, 40

•The ENTIRE Ashton and Orym convo on the airship- Orym broadcasting his physical movements and being gentle w Ash- 40

•Orym: I was by myself, it’s not great.

Ashton: As a person who was professionally left behind, you’re doing a really good job - 40

•HALFLING BEAR HUG- 40

•WE GOT BIRD DOGS, THEY’RE CUTE AND BAD- FCG, 40

•I feel like every time we have an intense flight you have, like, a glow up? I mean I’m not complaining- Ashton, to Imogen, 40

•Chet vibing with all the were-animals- 40

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A Thread (8)

•EPISODE 36 that is all

•Fearne: How do you know which gods to trust?

Keyleth(!!!): Sometimes you have to meet them - 36

•Matt: Orym, you notice you’re being followed

Tal and Laura, realising this is Gwen *dies with excitement* - 36

•The entire sequence with Percy(!!!) and Gwen- 36

•Vex(!!!) having a black feather for Vax instead of a blue one- 36

•The lil ‘Oh, ok, ok, ok, ok’ from Pike(!!!)- 36

•Pike and Vex’s reaction the Laudna being on the Sun Tree- 36

•FCG and Pike- FCG has a soul!!- 36

•The Whitestone Door makes a return- 37

•Matilda <3 -37

•I find the depths of your ignorance extremely boring- Delilah, 37

•I’m dealing with children. More children. *looks up at Sun tree* Do you know what I do to children?- Delilah 37

•Chetney’s nat20 deception check on Delilah freaking Briarwood to convince them to see Laudna in shadow Whitestone- 37

•Marisha being put in the DM’s chair- 37

•Imogen: I need you to fight her

Laudna: I haven’t been able to fight her for 30 odd years.- 37

•Delilah Briarwood, we’re gonna sunder you- Imogen, 37

•FCG, to the undead: Ya kill to live, ya don’t live to kill, right? - 37

•Orym, after rolling a nat20 with the moon dice to get to Laudna in the tree: That’s Will… - 37

•Ashley throwing the Mister plushie at Matt at the end- 37

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of C3: A Thread (3)

•Opinions are like operas- you could listen to them, but why would you really? - FCG, 17

•Orym: You’re the happiest person in this bunch. Laudna: Of course, the worst thing that’s ever happened to me has already happened- 17

•Laudna backstory- 17, 3:03:25

•Orym backstory- 17, 3:40:20

•(Talking about his tattoo and his husband): He was half elven and… big moon little moon- Orym, 17

•I’ve never told anybody this before but I just wanna— hey what the fuck’re you lookin at?- Ashton, 17

•You’re beautiful on the inside, just as you are on the outside …it would be weird if you turned into a werewolf through- Laudna 18

•Don’t you “just Vex” me you f u c k- Laura (to Liam) 19

•Yeahhh Vax stopped aging…- Liam, 19

•I have seen her in my d r e a m s… She shall be called ✨Sashimi✨- Laudna, 19

•Matt: five large marionettes dangle from the ceiling of this room. Laudna: *delighted laughter*- 20

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My favourite Critical Role Quotes/ Moments of C3: A thread (1)

•Fearne, immediately stealing from the first person she sees: All I took from that was that it’s really easy to do here!- 1

•🎵DM’s pet🎵- 3

•These bitches be witches- Bertrand, 3

•Does no one crime?- Ashton, 3

•We hate the rich don’t we!- Dorian, 4

•Dorian’s iconic double Nat20 performance in the Krook house- 6

•The entire What The Fuck Is Up With That segment- 6

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A Thread (7)

•The fucking ACTING in episode 34. Every single one of them slayed.

•Call Jiana Hexum. Tell her I’ll do whatever she wants.- Ashton, 34

•You carry her!- Imogen, 34

•I completely trust Ashley Johnson, Ashley Johnson just told me SHE doesn’t trust Ashley Johnson- Laura, 34

•Literally everyone except Ashton falling off the skyship- 35

•Orym’s iconic switcheroo in the sinkhole- 35

•Ashton’s head is full of stars- 35

•Ashton’s chronic pain confirmed

FCG, in Ashton’s body: I’m gonna flex

Taliesin, without missing a beat: It doesn’t feel good

———

FCG: I’m gonna try to run, does that feel ok?

Taliesin: Everything hurts

FCG: Always?

Taliesin: Yeah. - 35

•There is strength, but there is pain. And there is pain, but there is also strength- Matt, regarding Ashton, 35

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My fave Critical Role quotes/moments of c3: A Thread (6)

•Ashton smashes the lens- if it’s magical it won’t break right? - 31

•Fearne, about to give every single mf at this table a heart attack: I have a child! -31

•With the power of love, nothing happens- Matt, 31

•MURDER ROBOT- 31

•You’re the one-eyed monster- Imogen, 31

•Sam Riegel once again bullying Matt with his slow build jokes- 32

•Liam AC checking everything (including a crate)- 32

•Laudna: You’ve seen a lot of my bad shit tonight

Ashton: I don’t think I’ve seen more than maybe the first branch of a very big tree- 32

•Orym’s ‘better together’ speech- 32

•Unless you wanna bleed, get in the hole and do it quietly. *proceeds to roll nat20 intimidation check* - Chetney, 33

•Laudna jumping off a balcony ‘I’m a cat’ -33

•Who do I care more about? My lifelong friend Liam? Or the fun character that makes us laugh? - Sam, 33

•Marisha, rolling a death save: *sings* ~Delilah take the wheel~

*rolls a nat20* -33

•Orym’s last moment

Liam: There’s a really heavy sense of failure. But, at the same time I know I’m gonna see Will and Derrig again.

Otohan: We’ve met before.

Orym: Yeah. - 33

•Fearne’s last moment

‘Boy, that was a hell of a run’ -33

•Imogen gives in -33

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A Thread (5)

•I know a guy- Ashton, every episode, probably

•Erika going from “I’m scared friends don’t leave me!” To “ im going to kill every person in this room” in the space of 2 seconds- 26

•Imogen: *in immense pain and having a nosebleed as she accidentally discovers a hive mind in Bassarus*

Imogen: Its this dry weather -26

•This plan seems destined to fail, which means it’s doomed to succeed- Travis, 26

•This is playing to our strengths of CHAOS- Ashton, 27

•Yeah you know, sometimes you got to take a ride on the wild side so you know… the invitation’s out there but there’s been a lot of personal shit tonight so it seems a little tone deaf- Chetney, 27

•Otohan, literal war hero and mob boss: *walks away from the group*

Fearne: Yeah imma climb up their back as a rat *rolls nat20 stealth check* - 27

•*Laudna and Justie meet*

Ashton: im so excited. My two favourite nightmare fuels in the same room together- 27

•FCG using spiritual weapon to make a banana peel on the racecourse in Bassarus Mario Kart style- 28

•The Buck Fucket™ -28

•Chetney cold guessing Dusk’s entire deal- 28

•Orym: While this was going on, I was sat at the bar drinking, watching the conversations, and reading everyone’s lips

FCG: I don’t have lips- 28

•Ashton, grappling Birdie: We’re all sitting down and calming the FUCK down!

Birdie: You don’t know what you’re doing!

Ashton: ELABORATE -29

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of c3: A Thread (4)

•So you believe the faults are not in the moons, but in ourselves?- Orym, 22

•If Marisha’s looking enviously at someone’s notes you know they’ve gotta be good- Taliesin, 22

•Matt’s INSANE description of Ashton’s glitching memories during the double detect thoughts- 22

•Chetney: *Breaks into merchant’s house, slashes open her arm, cauterises the wound and intimidates the shit out of her*

Also Chetney: *fails the strength check to break down the door, bonks head first into it and has to ask for keys*- 23

•Imogen: *FLIES* - 23

•Orym, delirious after being yeeted off a skyship: How’d you do that thing? With the holes?

Ashton: Oh, I don’t know, I had a weird dream past night and was like, fuck it, and uh yeah that was weird but cool! *picks up Orym and carries him below deck* - 23

•FCG is a flat earther- 23

•You lied -Imogen, 23

•Marisha, devastated: I fucked around and found ouuut ;^; - 23

•Arora- Matt, 24

•Phantasmal Killer making Ashton see a broken version of himself- 24

•Dusk: I was touched by the Feywild. Its real.

Fearne: *surprised Pikachu face* -24

•I’m a terrible friend! I broke her rock! She loved it so much and I KILLED IT!!- Laudna, 25

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My fave Critical Role quotes/ moments of C3: A Thread (2)

•You can accomplish anything if you believe in yourself or have rich parents- FCG, 11

•Aaron! *cue laughter* I was trying to think of a bullshit name and I couldn’t think of one I freaked out!- Ashton, 12

•Room: *fills with blue smoke

Ashton, immediately: I’M GONNA STEAL FEARNE’S SWORD *fails slight of hand check*- 12

•Marwa, oblivious: What’s Pâté?

Laudna, activating feral mode: *slowly raises hands with mildly insane grin*- 12

•Fearne: I put it in the bowl of water.

Laura, softly: it’s an airship

Fearne: …oops - 12

•I don’t fuck around when it comes to wood- Chetney, 12

•Laudna: I just don’t wanna, yknow, cause undue trauma. FCG: Well, don’t look at anybody - 12

•No one crimes well- Ashton, 12

•But I’ll tell you this: if for some reason this tooth ever falls off, there’s no way I would ever forget you- Dorian, 14

•Dorian’s leaving sequence, and the wooden skyship- 14

•Matt: Its hard to necessarily get over someone that burned ya. Liam and Taliesin: *Nods and hum in agreement. *Immediately break down laughing* -15

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