#cpt puffy

[keekiiam]

I think this animatic deserves to be on tumblr too

[celluzu]

Just imagined a perfect world where Bagi and Captainpuffy were on the same server. Badboyhalo hell world NOTHING would get past them.

[lmanburg-letter-service]

Dear Tommy,

Hi again duckling! It's honestly wonderful to reach out to you again. I hope your doing well (or at the very least better than how you were doing before). You were always the highlight of my week, whenever you came by. Even if it was a sad therapy session, the fact you trusted me to express all that was really heartwarming for me. And, well, I think back to our sessions a lot. I wasn't being sarcastic when I said you had it worse than most of us... In fact, I think you had it the worst out of everyone in the server. But you still managed to survive through it! And I'm so proud of you for that, duckling!

And I'm still proud of you! You're likely making it through so many struggles nowadays... And even if they aren't to the extent of what they were before, you're still so strong for not giving up.

I hope you the best life, dear, and for all future lives to treat you wonderfully. Never give up, and keep sailing the ship.

Sincerely, your favorite therapist, Captain Puffy ♡

PS. I've been learning how to knit and sew, just like you did! I can't wait to remake that sheep cardigan you made me before!! ♡

[Letter Sent!]

[georgecunt]

okay no ones asked but my ideal lineup for the English part of usmp would be like: dteam, tommy, tubbo, sam, sylvee, foolish, tina & bad

[konigsblog]

-gooner/porn addicts 141

;a gooner is someone that's addicted to porn.

tw/cw: "gooning", cult-like themes, porn addiction, mentions of NON-CON, rape, DUB-CON, depravity and delusions. dead dead: do not eat. 🪦🕊️.

characters included; 141. 🩸

gooner cpt. price

your captain has a sick and twisted addiction nobody knows about, aside from you, who found out after looking for a file on his computer. no, it's not his cigar problem, everybody knows about that! but, instead it's his disgusting, depraved porn addiction, the countless porn videos on his computer evidence of that.

gooner price doesn't treat it like a religion, or like a cult. if anything, gooner price has an addiction, one that cannot be fixed. he will watch almost anything, despite how morally wrong it may be. he can't help himself, he goes crazy without out, and if he's too busy, or on a mission, he goes insane and becomes easily agitated without his pornography.

at times, he finds himself sneaking into the new recruits barracks, raping them to relieve of his urges. he feels disgusted and he knows how deranged he's becoming, but he goes insane without it. he can barely get off, and you're subjected to hours of long abuse as he holds out his orgasm (he's unable to cum w/o pornography), dizzy and dazed as he slobbers over himself, cock aching and balls tight.

gooner sgt. mactavish

sgt. mactavish does treat it like a cult. he makes sacrifices to his "god", that god being pornography, and his sacrifice being you and other recruits he finds. he's known to be creepy in private, everyone has heard him jerk off at least once, because he fists his hard dick multiple times a day, barely cumming.

he likes to hold his orgasm, to prove himself to be worthy. and when he sacrifices his victims, he feels proud of himself. people thought it was just his sexual needs, but they were completely unaware of his sick actions, how he acts them out. johnny is so far gone, he'll watch rape porn while raping a drugged reader. your cunt becomes swollen and sore, puffy from being used for hours.

gooner sgt. gaz garrick

like johnny, sgt. garrick also treats it like a cult. instead of sacrificing, he manipulates you into bending over for him, so he can use your body for however long he pleases. he's not exactly using you for his pleasure, he can't get off simply from your body. he needs multiple forms of stimulation to get him cumming, and even after hours, all he's left with is a sore dick and painfully tight balls.

he watches porn all the time, almost drunk and intoxicated off of it. you'll find him drooling all over himself with sticky globs of cum all over his hand abdomen, finally cumming after holding out on his orgasm for hour. he "prays" all the time, even in public. find him watching porn on his phone when he's supposed to be writing reports, crying from overwhelming and overstimulating himself. he enjoys the pain, he thinks it makes him a good believer in porn.

gooner lt. simon riley

like price, he does treat it like a religion, but instead uses it to distract himself of all the horrible things he's done in his life. from taking part in attempted rape in the comics, he's desensitized to this. he knows it's illegal, but doesn't truly believe there's a real issue. just submit to simon and act as a fleshlight for him, so he can watch porn while having an outlet.

simon's cock aches all the time, and if he doesn't jerk off at least once a day, he's left trembling, almost nauseous as he feels jittery. he'll rape your mouth, holding you down while watching porn. might make his own porn too, that's how far gone he is.

he'll pass out from his orgasm, after dragging it out for hours, pained and aching.

[minihotdog]

Locked Out On Valentine's (Choose Your Ending)

(Photo Cred: @chatskaja on twitter) <3

Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley x Fem!Reader

Summary: You get locked out on Valentine's Day and have to sleep over at a certain Lt.'s flat.

C/W: Reader is dressed a little inappropriately

A/N: Never tried something like this before so I hope it buffs out. Also, super late Valentine's fic whoops

Word Count: 1k

“What do you mean he’s not available?!” You stand with your forehead against your door.

“Barrack’s manager is out on leave, he’ll be back tomorrow. Recommend you stay with a friend for now.”

“Wait! Where’s the emergency ma-” *click*

What the fuck!

You huff, banging your head against the outside of your door. Today was one of the worst days of your life. You planned a date with your boyfriend of one year only to be dumped right before you were supposed to meet up. And after bawling your eyes out decide to run out to the fountain to get back the hydration you lost.

The redness around your eyes finally went away but they were so puffy you couldn’t even see your keychain still hanging on the wall.

You’re now stuck in the middle of the hall on Valentine’s Day in a short tank top and your bedtime booty shorts hoping a soul doesn’t appear and see you with all your goods hanging out.

The barracks manager - or whoever that was - told you to find a friend. You didn’t have any here. You’d been in the unit for all of five months and they weren’t all that accepting of new people. They oozed the “prove yourself worthy of our clan” mentality. You roll your eyes just at the thought.

Ughhh. I really don’t want to.

You whine internally as you pull up Cpt. Price’s contact on your phone hoping you’re not interrupting anything.

“Sergeant y/n, what’s the purpose of your call?” He sounds annoyed. You hear a feminine voice in the background and him softly shooshing it.

“Sir! I’ve been locked out of my room and the primary barracks manager won’t be in till tomorrow. I don’t have anywhere to stay.”

“That’s unfortunate, isn’t it?” His voice strains lightly. He’s quiet for a moment and you’re unsure if you’re supposed to say something or…

“I’ll see what I can do. I’ll message you soon.”

You sigh in relief. Maybe he’d contact the emergency manager and they’ll come unlock your door.

You stand with your arms crossed, back against the cold wall for what feels like forever until your phone finally buzzes.

Cpt. Price: Bld 920 Room 1208. Stay there tonight.

You’re about to flood him with questions, like: Where’s the key? Is there someone already there? Who’s room is this? But before you’re done typing he sends one last message.

Cpt. Price: I’m busy tonight with work so no need to thank me. Or call me again.

Work…? Yeah right!

The room was at least in the same building as you. Beats trekking in the snow in slippers and the ungodly attire you have on at the moment.

You make your way up the stairs cursing the base for not putting an elevator in your building. You peer at each door while wandering further down the hall.

1206… 1207… 1208!

You take a deep breath before knocking quietly.

God, I hope it’s at least a woman.

A few seconds go by before the door swings open. You stand wide-eyed. If you had less control your jaw would be on the floor too.

You stare back at your Lt. in all his glory. He stares back at you in nothing but low-hanging sweatpants. His blond hair is disheveled, the color matching the patch of hair on his bare sculpted chest. You’d seen him maskless before but from afar. He’s someone many avoided, his demeanor wasn’t exactly inviting and his wrath, from the rumors, was even worse.

The light flooding through the door frame illuminates his face enough to show the fine features up close. The scars running through his lips and cheeks only add to the stirring inside you that’s leaving you speechless. 

As you try to stop yourself from ogling him right here and now he notices your eyes popping out of your skull and softly blows air out of his nose.

Is he laughing at me?

He decides to finally break the staring contest.

“What d’you want, pet?”

You stutter a bit before getting the words out,

“I got locked out, the captain told me to come here. He didn’t tell me it was your place.”

It was his turn to let his eyes wander. His eyes rake over your tank top, your arm over your chest to conceal the fact you’re braless, your exposed stomach and shorts that barely did their job as clothes. You stand there waving your water bottle around as you speak, completely unaware of the look on his face.

A smirk pulls at one of his lips as he listens to you ramble about the barracks managers not doing their jobs. Your voice gradually gets higher the angrier you get.

“What the hell are you wearin’?” He interrupts.

“Why are you answering the door half-naked?” You shoot back.

He sneers, “You show up at my door wantin’ a place to stay and you have an attitude?” He pulls his phone from his pocket seeing a barely coherent message from Price.

“Fine. No point in arguin’, Price is probably with the missus, doesn’t want to be bothered.” He steps to the side allowing you to come in. You cautiously accept and step into the space.

His place was neat, and well-kept, more like an apartment rather than the prison they kept you in. You turn back to look at him and notice the tattoos covering the skin of his arm. He pretends not to notice you checking him out as he walks to the hallway closet and pulls out a pillow and blanket.

He hands them to you, “Is that enough or d’you need a bedtime story too?”

“Little Red Riding Hood’s my favorite, please.” You snark, as you drop the pillow and lean over to throw the blanket over the cushions. You swear you hear his breath catch in his throat but get quickly covered up by him clearing his throat.

“So… What are you up to on Valentine’s Day?” You prod hoping to learn something about the most feared individual of the unit.

“Just another day, means nothin’.” He leans against the wall behind him. You sit with your legs crossed on the almost comically large couch, probably custom-made for his giant ass. You lean on your hand and look up at him.

“Is that so?”

“What happened to that muppet you’re always moanin’ bout? Should be with him.” He tilts his head to the side.

“Nah, he’s no good. Decided he liked by friend better.” You laugh sadly. “Can’t seem to keep them this time of year. I’m too cool for it.” You try to joke but end up cringing on the inside. His chest rises with a soft chuckle.

“That right?”

“You know it.” You wink at him.

The two of you go quiet for a moment. 

He decides to break the silence.

”You want some tea, love?

*** Decision Time ***

Why not? I'm already here and he's being nice. Sure, I'll have some tea.

Or...

I don't wanna be a bother. He's already having to let me stay over. I'm gonna pass on tea.

[tjodity]

First chapter of my Hannah Puffy Introduction fic is up! Hope you all enjoy it!!

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[exo-meme-ories]

could have sworn one of these asks on this blog was someone who was talking about how many ranboo introjects they have and were tempted to create a server for it

we would be interested in joining since we have 5 ranboos (or smth) (plus two schlatts, three wilburs, a philza, a cpt. puffy, and two technoblades, iirc)

-charl 🔥

(ps. if that wasn’t here, we don’t know where it was and we’ll be very confused)

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[truculentbitch]

https://www.tumblr.com/truculentbitch/760090753438531584/httpswwwtumblrcomdeargnf760084016950067200i

I agree, from my observations on crit people, mostly blogs, tend to be more lenient towards women when it comes to the situations discussed here. Then there’s anons who are god awful and very much not normal about women😭

Perhaps the leniency comes from how the outside world treat women negatively and praise the men for certain things? It’s like a strange way to counteract that I suppose?

Bias is very difficult to avoid especially on the internet and sometimes people don’t even realize they have certain bias.

Idk if I’m making any sense or I’m just rambling lmao

-🐱

you're making sense dw!

Perhaps the leniency comes from how the outside world treat women negatively

Then there’s anons who are god awful and very much not normal about women

there's a reason a lot of blogs don't want to engage with explicit shipping between women and dteam unless there's some actual basis beyond 'they were in the same room' or 'they play games together'. it's bc that shit is legitimately damaging for these women's careers - tina's talked about it at length, so has valkyrae, brookeab (who has an aggressive stalker that bases a lot of their hatred on the idea that brooke is fucking any man she interacts with), cpt puffy, miyoung, pokimane, and on and on and on. they get harassed constantly by fans who want to fuck them and fans who want to fuck the men they're associated with. they struggle to have a career that's not based on their connection to male creators. they're constantly defined by their proximity to men and their sexual attractiveness, availability, or their ranking on the virgin-to-whore scale.

that shit is extremely prevalent on crit. when blogs who've been around and have seen that shit play out don't want to engage in shipping between dteam and any woman that's vaguely around them, they get accused of being fujoshis or trying to deny that dteam are having het sex when really it's just an unwillingness to pigeonhole women in that sexual/romantic role without cause.

so i think there's several biases at play here which, as you said is difficult to avoid and totally natural. it's one of those things that we have to constantly be aware of, examine our thoughts about.

[kawaiibreadbeliever]

Julie (My OC)

Meet Julie. She is a Kirby Teenager who is Puffy and Baby Puffy's older cousin.

Age: 13 years old.

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[napstawantstosleep]

All hail to the Tumblr users CCs

Preach the word

[tinymcytbs]

captian pufffffffffffffffy

@captainpuffdaddy

[svbatomic]

currently losing my mind over puffy saying just now that the only reason she met dream (and by extension, joined the dream smp) in the first place was bc on an mcc team request form she put that she wanted “someone op” on her team AS A JOKE and then they stuck her with dream

[danielave2001]

The Red Banquet 💔❤️❤️

[konigsblog]

Can you write about one of your personal kinks?

maybe dumbification, breath play and choking? some don't like it, that's fine, you don't have to read it ! but the idea of cpt. mactavish or ghost fucking you so hard you go stupid drives me wild;

his cock ramming into your sore, raw and wet cunny. slick dripping down your thighs, eyes glistening and face stained, tears rolling down your cheeks with each thrust knocking the breath out your lungs. becoming a babbling mess beneath them, hands grasping at your flesh, holding your hips up because you've become too weak to hold them up yourself.

veins dragging against your gummy, soft walls. grunting and growling, echoing and bouncing off the walls of the room, hypnotized with the sounds and texture of his length. wrapping thick and rough fingers around your nape, applying pressure and choking you, only making it harder for you to breathe. your face is puffy and pink, they match the shade of your pretty, pink panties. slapping you in the face harshly, pace only quickening. it causes your lips to part in euphoria, back arched further into them as you begin whining and mewling, only to be met with another harshly slap, tip leaking inside your cunt, leaving you a sticky, stupid mess :(

[dreamcraft404]