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this is less a funny and more a 🥺 to me, but

So I was introjected before ever watching my source, and overall we knew almost nothing about it other than It's Angsty! so for months and months I was actually too scared to watch my source or even hear a mention of it because I didn't want to. you know. get my heart ripped out over it (mostly bc someone else in the sys was having a lot of source angst at the time so we all wanted to let them deal with that first before handling mine)

so we knew. pretty much nothing about my source for a long while. not even which content creators were in the server, all we knew was that One Specific Guy was there and we had. lots of angst. but otherwise nothing. But for some reason, I had this single, clear, vivid memory from source of a character played by Eloise hovering over me and asking if I'm okay as I'm on the ground. and for a long while i just clung to this single memory, making me even more scared to watch my source because i almost didn't want to ruin it in a way

so a while later we're watching my source and we get to a part where I get poisoned, and... Soup (Eloise's character) is the only person in the whole clearing who cared enough to check on me and help me while i was Dying and

i think i may sit with Soup and cry over this (/pos)

- a (declawed) Outsiders Owen fictive

awww

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so like. link from legend of zelda. we've always called him a Short King. and when we finally got a link in our system he kept insisting that no, he's not short, it's just that hylians on average aren't as tall as humans.

well we have many other hylians in our system now. and can confirm, yes, most of them are shorter than the humans in the system.

Link is still shorter than all of them.

he's the ultimate short king

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See tons of art of me with long hair because that's how i'm usually depicted in cannon.

wondering why I suddenly feel vaguely dysphoric.

oh wait, i'm trans, ftm in my source.

you ever pass as cis so hard that even you forget?

no but that sounds simultaneously hilarious and oof

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all of the funniest exo-mems we've had all involves me(the not host but might as well be because I'm NOT ABLE TO LEAVE FRONT BECAUSE I AM FRONT) so might as well list my favorites for now(tws- #3 mentions animal death, #5 mentions christian/religious stuff, also THAT dsmp cc got switched out to "soot" whenever mentioned so it shouldn't show on searches because these are MY POSITIVE MEMS and I'm unwilling to have his bullshit taint them)

1) c!dream source, was color blind in a very specific way- manmade things(dyes and paints) get switched around so Green looked Purple (mirrors were a nightmare to handle) this lead to me absolutely annoying the shit outta george and sapnap when I first met this: picture this all white enderian like 5 year old in a purple dress with green/purple eyes(I can never remember which they are actually) aggressively pointing at tree leaves and grass and screaming(in the positive way little kids do) at a colorblind human and a VERY confused fire demon child that the LEAVES and GRASS are PURPLE!!!! and every time you try to correct this white creature who CLEARLY doesn't know those are GREEN you get "NO THEY'RE PURPLE!!!" and the loudest giggles that prove they're messing with you,

2) c!Philza source, one of the few I have retained my nsfw organs in I have Egg Photos: this is great for 1) body is an artist (coping mechanism) 2) there's an Insane amount of soots and tommys in our system and others we know(siblings, aunts/uncles, and my own adopted and/or canonmate kids) I GET TO EMBARASS THEM ALL AT ONCE BY SHOWING ONE SET OF CANONMATE'S EGG PHOTOS AND IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!

3) there's a qsmp RUSSIAN soot source, listen to me, the fact that somehow our brain stared at that twink brittish man and turned him into some buff russian experiment who could crush a bear's neck between his thighs at 12 years old is a feat on its own. The fact he assigned it to me is a whole other feat

4) the amount of times I'm trans and/or fae

5)(context to the fae bit) our brain essentally homebrewed mcyt fae stuff(pre any/most minecraft/mcyt introjects) with our friend of 4 years- and then it took over most of our sources and headspace like Oh Man So Many Guys Who Could Kill Christian God Here (which funnily we ALSO have an introject of but he's one of our favorite protectors so we don't mind his existence he's cool) and so many opportunities to talk about the pink stabby grass and other fae bullshit THE MANY CHANCES I GET TO SAY "NO" TO HAVING REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS AND JUST BEING GENDERLESS BUT PRESENT HOWEVER!!!!!/pos

6) every (c not cc)techno, tommy, soot, ranboo, and tubbo OR ADJACENT INTROJECT BUT DISTINCTLY NOT THEM I've met has had the same "scratching here = docile rumbly mess" spots as me which I've used to my full advantage 1000% and I'm a menace because of

- the front room(tagging myself like this bc gods that'll be hard for others to not know us from)

i don't have the brain to read these right now but it's been in the inbox so long i feel bad for not posting it-

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i remember that gregg and i were daring each other to do dumb shit and i ate a moth and i couldn't get the taste of the wing powder stuff out of my mouth for days!

was it a good or bad taste though

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(In Regards To Our Last Ask)

I Said Yes So It Did In Fact Work

-invisible anon

hell yeah

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It’s very interesting to remember a life where most people despised you. A life where I had to hide every sense of doubt to survive…

…And now I’m living a life where the other people around me…care about and like me. And people who don’t even know that I in particular exist adore my source character. It’s…surreal, but enjoyable.

yay !

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I Have Horns. I Got Proposed To By My Girlfriend Playing Ring Toss On Them.

(Little Cheat Asked The Local Telekinetic For Help.)

-invisible anon

...did it work?

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Did I use the sheika slate to take stupid pictures? Yes.

Did I get drunk in Gerudo town while cross dressing? Yes.

Did I spend way too long trying to find all the Koroks? Yes.

Did I get my ass beat by monsters every blood moon because I forgot to track the date? Yes.

Did I eat a rock because it looked like a fruit gummy? Yes.

Did a shark man give me very complicated not straight feelings…? Maybe…

Was I meant to be saving Zelda when I was fucking around for months? Yes.

Zelda I’m so sorry, I got distracted.

know nothing about this source but mood

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I'm such an odd Grian introject because I'm like a clusterfuck of everything cc Grian has taken part in and turned into a coherent story (from YHS allll the way to Hermitcraft), and then there's the stuff brain makes up that's even more wild than those. Like wym TFC adopted me, how did that happen

the ultimate grian,,

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Thinking about my actually fucked up hanging by a thread phone that I had. Pro tip don't keep your phone in your back pocket if you number 1 hobby is sleeping in trees and falling out of them while you sleep

oh your poor phone

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we have aphantasia so memories are tricky even when they aren't exo-memories.. however, I do remember having a lot of fun terrorizing Childe :3 he's scared of me so it's funny to think about, especially since he's our fp's favourite.

(can I be ☣️ anon if it's available? if not I wanna be 🍷 anon :D)

honestly slay

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we have an introject of alhaitham from genshin impact. the last thing he remembered before ending up in the system was the events of his story auest, in which he destroys this evil hivemind thing.

picture this. you just spent hours of your precious time taking down a collective conscious, only to immediately get sucked into a monoconscious system.

the absolute irony.

you have become what you swore to destroy !!

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YES i am a factive of a 29 year old YES i am 17 years young YES i do have an ai son named kevin WE EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLAY!!

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We have a little Copper Golem From Minecraft™ in the sys and he is very much all about Efficiency and being Smart and all that kind of Emotionless Robot type stuff. and then he discovered Metal Sonic and now he's a little fanboy over this Cool Other Robot Guy (but he's Embarrassed About It he's supposed to be an unfeeling robot!!) anyway last night copper discovered he can spindash in headspace and now nobody can catch him

SDKFJHDKJFH he has learned the Zoom(TM)

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Picture this. Me, Hypnos, god of sleep. Lying in my room in my cave down in Erebus. Half asleep, because of course I am. My twin brother, death himself walks in.

“Yes?”

He doesn’t say anything, he goes to my shelves and picks up my stuff.

“Can I help you?”

Still no response, he just takes my damn cloak and leaves the other things he picked up lying around.

“Thanatos I swear to-“

He just leaves, doesn’t close the door or blow out the candles.

The gods do that stupid sibling ‘messes up your room for no reason’ thing as well guys. Than if you’re out there I’ll send you a sleep paralysis demon for that stunt.

annoying siblings ascend all planes of existence

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Should have been more clear, but the "flour" is a ref to one of the alters sources (it's the spores of a deadly and terrifying fungus)

OHHH that makes much more sense