#cowboy Kacchan

[chibicharlie95]

Save a Horse 🐎🤠🔥

This one was super fun to paint especially the chaps. You can thank my Patrons for that.

[dekumancrybaby]

Bkdk cowboy sticker pack available on my patreon rn! Lasts til the end of the month! LOOK AT THEM CUTIE COWBOYS RAAHHH

[kajinovaa]

yeehaw kawchawnnnnn

[goodby3sun]

"You're a cowboy like me Perched in the dark Telling all the rich folks anything they wanna hear Like it could be love I could be the way forward Only if they pay for it"

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[kitkat13001]

⋆✴︎˚𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝! 🎃 👻 ☠️👽

aka what costumes i’m dressing up as for halloween w my favs this year!! this is silly and self indulgent but i figured it would be fun. feel free to reblog/comment w your own costume ideas for you and your favs!! <33 - 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 !

tooru oikawa: steve harrington and robin buckley from stranger things. oikawa wanted to be the dashing hero and i just want to wear the scoops ahoy outfit :)

shinkami: ghostbusters!! we’re nerds what do you expect 😔 

OR alternately 

ferris bueller, cameron frye, and sloane!!! denki is ferris bueller, obvi, and shinsou as cam and me as sloane

shoyo hinata: statue of liberty and nyc tourist 😫😻 🗽📸 bc hinata adores me and wants to take pics of me all night long

satoru gojo: western barbie and ken!! 🎀🛍️ bc yk gojo wants that cowboy fit

kento nanami: hugh hefner & playboy bunny 🐰 💕 sexy costume is a must and how can we not??

yuuji itadori: race car drivers!!! 🚗 💨 iconic red suits n helmets. we borrow gojo’s fancy ass car 🤭

maki zenin: angel (me) & devil (maki) 😇😈

OR OR OR maki as the joker w her green hair and me as harley quinn 😳😳

zoe hange: hange is a sexy vampire and i’m their bloody maiden 😩💕

mastuhana: devil, angel, and lady justice 😈👼⚖️

ymir: yumi as marceline and me as bubblegum 🖤🩷

dabi: pirates 🏴‍☠️ 🗡️ 

kiribaku: ok ok hear me out: powerpuff girls. me as buttercup, kiri as blossom, and kacchan as bubbles!! it would def be against bakugou’s will, but kiri supports it bc they’re ‘manly’. 

chuuya nakahara: mafia executives LMAOO chuuya was too lazy to do a costume 

connie springer: bugs bunny and lola from space jam!! bc connie would look so good in a basketball jersey 🏀 🐰 

rody soul: judy hopps and nick wilde 🪪

sasha braus: cupid and aphrodite 💘 

tomura shigaraki: ghostface and casey becker 🙀🔪

[ofmermaidstories]

This might be a weird question but how do you think the in another life y/n’s would react to fanfiction about their heroes? Would they read it🧐🧐🧐

Omg. Okay, okay, I have thought about this and ConsultedTM and here are my thoughts:

Weeds would like, know about Real Hero Fiction, but like, try to avoid it after dating Bakugou. 🥹 I think it’d be a weird level of disconnect for Weeds!!! 🥺 Like, that’s not Katsuki. 💀 That’s Kenneth, and he growls too much. 💀 Plus also Weeds is a bit of a Jelly Baby, so I think Weedsie-Woo would be smart enough to avoid it.

(Denki though absolutely sends Weeds his personal favourites though. Pirate AU longfic where Kacchan is some dashing, grump captain. Cowboy American AUs that have clearly been well, well researched, even with the UFO sightings. I mentioned this to @/andypantsx3 and she thinks that Denki absolutely retweets his faves.

light it up like an ELECTRIC STRIKE ⚡️: does bakugou actually do this, yes/no???? the fans need to KNOW

light it up like an ELECTRIC STRIKE ⚡️: ao3.com/inthemiddleofthenight-we’llbealright

light it up like an ELECTRIC STRIKE ⚡️: dw about the watersports warning it’s not that bad and it happens on someone else

SCRIBBLES on the other hand—yes, lmfao. Scribbles has like, absolutely bought Pro Hero Deku doujinshi, so like. Yes, LOL. Scribbles actively reads the most depraved of them out loud to Izuku, which ends up with him horrified and Scribbles rolling around on the floor, unable to breathe with how she’s laughing (at least until Izuku lets himself slide from the bed to join Scribbles on the floor, burying his hot face into the side of her neck).

(Jewels—Shouto’s Reader—gets sent Shouto/Reader fics via a Bestie, and reads them after work and absolutely has a slew of favourites that will never be shared)

[thiefoflight68]

Just A Silly FanFic Writer! My Masterlist

Hello and welcome to my Tumblr account. I post all my writings in Fanfiction, A03 & Wattpad. Everything is under my user id Thiefoflight68.

I consider myself a girl but use She/They as I am pansexual. I generally write Fanfiction, play Dungeons & Dragons and walk on the beach all the time with my dog listening to music for my fics. I love music and try to put some good songs into my stories to help get the vibe of the scene. I do try to keep characters as canon as possible but I like to change up personalities so that it's not always the same for my readers (and myself). I mainly write MHA at the moment. I've also started doing Fem Reader Inserts and am enjoying those.

It's finally happened - I wrote a fanfics that are not MHA!!

Current WIPs:

ITBD - Born half-human / half-dragon and cursed for eternity doesn't do much for your self-esteem. Katsuki Bakugou discovers that not only is he cursed to be brutally murdered by humans his entire existence, he manages to make other half-dragons along the way. Now they have to find a way to fulfill the prophecy of love… if you believe in that shit. Which Katsuki doesn't. But he does want to find the one dragon that has managed to get away. In their search they end up working at a new restaurant started by Shouta Aizawa, a Greek literature professor? Is he a chef? Or is this a front to take down one of the most powerful mafia bosses in the city, Kai Chisaki? Are you confused yet? So am I… but damn this is fun.

The Kingdom of the Six Pillars - Being pulled into another world through a magic portal only happens in stories, right? Not for Izuku Midoriya. Finding himself in a strange realm, he has been brought to the Kingdom of the Six Pillars as a Magical Transfer. This world only is able to survive by the magic created between a bonded pair of a Transfer and a Pillar. Except Transfers must have magic to be bonded and as Izuku steps into the dark water, it shows... nothing. Now stuck in this world for as long as it takes for a bonded pair to form, Izuku decides to explore and discover the world around him.

My Current Works:

One Shots -

My Egg Assignment - Fluffy eggshot about class 1A being assigned actual eggs to simulate having a baby to educate them on parenthood... Maybe? Izuku takes the assignment very seriously and notices Kacchan's egg is mysteriously missing.

Waiting for The Ghost King - Fluffy one shot of Xie Lian on Mount Tiacang alone.

Broken Heat - MCU Bucky Barnes x Sam Wilson. Omegaverse plot bunny challenge.

A Cowboy in Chaps - A fun Sero x Reader off of my new Western AU Second Chance Ranch (not yet posted).

Taming Of The Crew - Sequel to @succibisblog story 4M/1F Bakusquad GB with fluff (gotta have my fluff) Bakugsqaud x Fem!Reader insert

The New Employee - Reader request for an edgy but soft 6M/1F Bakusquad gangbang with fluff Bakusquad x Fem!Reader

The Drop - Baku/Eijiro x Fem!Reader - A BDSM series Part One

The Scene - Part Two

WIP Third Part - Someday, I promise. It's written but I don't love it and I won't publish what I don't love! SIGH

Kirishima Drives Like A Maniac - Highjacked from I Will Always Love You. Funny one shot - Kirishima x Fem!Reader

What If You Couldn't Sweat Kacchan? - This is a K+ (language) silly one shot for a competition - Baku/Deku

Reaching For Gold - Shoji's Wish - This is a request from a reader for a one shot from Reaching For Gold - Baku/Deku/Shoji Smut

My long Fics -

Second Chance Ranch - When life hasn’t gone the way you wanted, shouldn’t you get a second chance? Bakugou found himself trying to get a job to restart after being released from prison but fate had other ideas. A chance meeting brought him to the Midoriya Family Ranch, also known as Second Chance Ranch by the ex-convicts that had made a new life there. But is he the only one needing a second chance? Destiny seems to have brought him here to be the rescuer as much to be rescued.

If I Have a Quirk, Then Why Do I Need a Gun? - Baku/Todo After the loss of their friend and the government revoking their Pro Hero licenses. Several members of the 1A class have become detectives. During their investigation they began unraveling a mystery that may lead them to understanding what happened to their friend or to their own deaths.

I Will Always Love You - Baku/Deku Bakusquad on tour as a professional music band. Super hot Shinso/Ojiro side ship, they about steal the show.

Let's Give Them Something To Talk About - A Small Town Romance- Baku/Deku with side ship of Sero/Kiri

Reaching for Gold - Baku/Deku with side ship of Miro/Sero - Sports Romance

A Succulent Prize - The Anti - Cupid (Written in a COVID Fever - so just...) Baku/Deku strange little story - Romance + ? (I adore all my fics but this weird ass story is my low key favorite.)

Open For Business - Baku/Deku - My first and super sweet Romance - Hurt Comfort but a little rambling LOL

[knowlessman]

is it next time yet? fuck it, I guess it is 'XD bnha movie 1, Two Heroes

cacaw! eegels! murica! social darwi - oh this is straight-up actual california apparently. where's excalibur, d'you see him anywhere?

you sir are a pokemon. …no wait he has pants on, he's a digimon -- Cow Lady… sure is a character design. amazing they managed to not put a cowboy hat on no hang on never mind there it is

saitama? -- ALL MIGHT. YOU HAVE EYES. WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE WE

…"dave"? in this 2000's-ass hotwheelsmobile? whut even -- with a bubble blower

I was The Most Unprepared for All Might with visible eyes I tell you hwat -- his victory laugh still makes me think of santa clause tho

okay we're back to Bionicle-mode All Might, things are right side up again

…they're going for a vacation at that floating city from bioshock infinite? (turns out it's on water not flying nvm)

"the invite said I could bring a friend." "isn't that usually meant for family?" "we are family. I'm your Space Dad."

"once we get there, I must be in hulk form constantly" I thought that was literally impossible

(movie is doing a whole recap) ohey it's that guy that got caught by the slime monster, what was his name? -- that stunt in the race with the chunk of metal and the minefield was such cool bullshit tho, like only the perfect combination of being painfully aware of your limitations and being absolutely, unshakeably DETERMINED to cross that line first would have led somebody to find such a random tool so early on, drag it with them the whole way, and then manage to find a use for it at the way end. …this show has good fucking writing okay. mineta aside. it has good fucking writing.

"trivia question: why was this island created?" shits, giggles, & egotism. why do you think elon musk does anything. -- facepalm another fucking amusement park

hm. wonder if toshi's plan is to let dave in on the whole secret

blinks and they have literal godzilla. well of course they do, I guess

the literal bat-plane but blue, aye.

ohhhh, no… this Melissa character was reminding me of that girl from the pokemon 2000 movie whose only purpose is to make misty jealous about ash (and hand out that stupid lore pun I guess), and I was just thinking "but they don't have to do that, and maybe they won't, after all uraraka's not here…" -- uh. the gang's all here (well, okay like a quarter of class A so far), but since when have jiro and yaoyorozu given a shit about uraraka's… relationship? crush? unspoken tsundere bullshit that I… thought deku was oblivious to? -- why is deku explaining himself as if he has the slightest idea that uraraka has interest in him? movie weirdness I guess; so new arrivals know which cookie cutter she came out of. (tbh tho even just thinking about her like this is annoying because she does have more interesting stuff going on, with her family and her whole motivation; it feels like she's been reduced to this, and that sucks)

goddammit it's worst character and worst-character-in-training

EMERGENCY EXIT MAKIN HIS EMERGENCY ENTRY AT TOP SPEED FOR SOME REASON (so that newbies have a vague idea what his power is because they can't guess it based on the bigass exhaust ports stickin out his calves I guess), GANGWAY -- IIDA YOU ARE LITERALLY DOING THE ROBOT FOR NO REASON WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GIVE YOU THAT MANNERISM IT IS SO WEIRD ON YOU

okay hagukure with the rock paper scissors signs is funny, they finally made a joke about her invisibility that's funny

METAPOD BROS METAPOD BROS METAPOD BR - uh, hi vegeta, I guess, damn where's tetsutetsu? : /

'XDDDDD "hey, isn't that deku over there" kacchan is IMMEDIATELY in deku's face because he is Like That

ohey look vegeta, it's… wtf is todoroki then? beerus? I don't fuckin know dbz

"we got the drugs. or bomb. it's one of the two, right? what? batjesus is here? who cares."

"I can't tell Dave, who literally just did a cat scan on me and knows my powers are disappearing and has known me for decades and is sposed to be Very Smart, about One for All"

…dang, I'm only a half hour in, I gotta ease up on pausing it 'XD

boxing gloves -- iida 'XD

deku who told you you could steal napoleon dynamite's style

they finally let yaoyorozu wear clo - what have you done to earphone jack let her wear a suit or something jesus

-- …huh. also just now realized the triangle thingies she usually has must be makeup. cool.

yeah, they would give bakugo, out of the entire cast, a formal outfit that actually looks cool >:| (I mean okay uraraka's is just fine but everyone else looks like a dork, like they were stuck with whatever was on the clearance rack)

ohey tapeface and naruto's choji are here too. I expect bnha's choji is around somewhere -- yup. also birdman. tokoyami

think I know what the vague gist of Uno is, but I've never played it. is it worth trying? (froppy and mina and hagukure are stuck in their hotel room. which, like… it feels like, idk, another work would've not bothered doing that, but I like it. It's like in the digimon movie, those random cutaways where the internet is being eaten or wever and it's inconveniencing people in silly ways ("your total comes to one million one hundred HUH??? uh, yeah, that's what it says. that must be really good chocolate. paper or plastic?"). idk it's fun 'XD)

earphone jack's hero costume (which she isn't getting to wear right now bc bullshit) is cool. know what else is cool? her power. jiro is just cool.

todoroki's in a basic white suit but at least it looks good on him and fits him, like, thematically? like not even that it's white, he's a guy you can picture choosing to wear a suit.

"melissa, you stay here" "bad news, pal. none of you know how the security system works. this is an escort mission now." (also she could have gadgets on her, being literally the daughter of the most famous gadgeteer on the island)

all might's having a lot of telepathic conversations in this movie. is that what being neurotypical's like?

"this is the 30th floor" gawwwd, that's a lot of stairs. my feet hurt just thinking about em -- three… hundred… fucking yeah, you're on 50 and you're just NOW ditching the heels? fuckin A

"what does this button do?" "stop those kids!" somebody find a window and mi-yeet-a that little shit out of it

how many of you guys are there, and nobody has a quirk for just climbing up the outside of the tower? momo could probably do it. todoroki could maybe do it. deku might be able to punch handholds into it. …uraraka can literally fly, but granted, only for a limited time. -- wait mineta could get them up there that way. little shit has an entire superpower and he still exists only to represent the worst elements of anime fandom and be the "we're doomed!" guy.

oh fuck it's ornstein and smough maybe they are doomed

'XD ohai beavis and blockhead (bakugo and kirishima). wow, how lost did you get?

momo can just create bat-bombs now.

…bakugo can fly. bakugo can literally just fly, whenever he wants. …him knowing only fighting is such a waste. mfer can FLY.

ohey the penny dropped, they remembered mineta has an entire goddamn superpower.

"that guy's not opening up a hole in space, he's hollowing it out!" fucking. this is gonna be akutagawa's fucking coat all over again isn't it -- gawd damm but they went and whole-assed the animation for this relatively no-stakes fight, it doesn't even have any music but just lookit this shit

jumping daleks. how about that

these gauntlets seem like a pretty significant upgrade, considering I don't remember seeing them in any pictures of deku. makes me suspect that he only has them for this movie, but… : / idk

"don't let your guard down. one of those kids probably has a hearing quirk" and not a flying one? are hearing quirks just really common? I forget whether choji's is supposed to make him hear better

vegeta to the rescue!

"send swordkil and the others!" what kinda rob-liefeld-ass name…?

I swear this one pink-haired villain guy is reminding me of SOMEBODY, but I can't for the life of me figure out who

… : | for once, could a guy give off so many heel-turn flags and not actually turn heel? hell, for that matter, is melissa gonna die now to just tidily remove her from the canon and keep the movie self-contained? -- "did you arrange this just to get that device?" uh yeah, that device that wasn't any of the ones previously introduced? in other words, a random surprise macguffin that we have no reason to care about? -- "a device that amplifies quirks" yawn. also this guy who nobody cared about til now talked him into it, so dave can even do an emergency face turn if he feels like it when mr assistant guy whose name was only said once… gus, I think? when he turns on him (I GUESS his motive having to do with all might losing his powers is, idk, a motive) -- sam, that's what. also gawwwd this got bori - haha he got your-eternal-rewarded. wait why the hell is dave taking bullets for - bah, whatever

deku, mid-punch, without his mouth moving: "melissa, I got this, do the computer thing!" melissa: goes and does the computer thing for real tho, is this what being neurotypical is like? just, everyone has telepathy? must be fucking nice.

"BATJESUS EX MACHINA!" -- "METAL SATAN EX MACHINA. WITH TENTACLES."

…huh. so. mojo jojo was behind this all along. okay, that one's a surprise. -- lol he went for a stab-through and the screen went all red like it's fucking evangelion or something (I think eva does that when spoiler bites spoiler's spoiler? haven't actually seen it). and then all might comes out and his fucking supersuit doesn't even have a scratch on it

really tho deku did you really have no choice other than that fucking clown suit

-- also. alan rickman: "I see you've managed to get your shirt off."

there was a bit in one of the specials where all might transforms from bionicle mode to hulk mode, and I slowed it down looking for in-between frames. THIS is the kind of thing I was looking for. my guy looks like Sans Undertale.

ayup. was a movie. it movied. was fairly okay, although I gotta wonder if there'll be any callbacks to it; it felt depressingly like all the bits that sounded like they mattered were movie-only bits, and… uh. they, uh, they beat mojo jojo, so either I hadn't been understanding properly how All for One works, or they name-dropped him here for pretty much no reason, or the apparent series villain is just done and dusted already. -- movie DID resist the urge to really get my goat with uraraka's tsundere stuff or whatever and kept it down to that one scene, so I guess that could've been a lot worse

[sirenetzukidark]

I asked to my Facebook followers to give me another 6 characters, I was somewhat unmotivated, and I was really happy they actually answered me =,D Now I'm in a better mood and have a couple or two of ideas I want to try =D

[puppyfire10]

My best bois...But, i so sad i cant add toon link here :(

[ihatebnha]

deku + marriage fantasy

Izuku Midoriya knew he was going to marry you the moment he met you. 

He knew it. He’s always had a good intuition, the inkling that he had a grand destiny waiting for him, full of hard work, victories and love... which is exactly why he can’t imagine it without you. 

Him, the Number One Hero, finally, a legend known all over the world, always faithful, always smiling, somebody All Might, Nighteye, anyone, could be proud of… 

All so he can come home to you, to your body and love, kisses in your pajamas, packed lunches with homemade muffins and jam, pets, his own house, and dinner with his mom and All Might every Friday, the full nine yards. 

It’s the only other thing he can say he’s ever wanted, which is why everything has to be perfect.

By the book. 

He’s a classic guy, so he’s going to spend months looking for the perfect ring, with a large diamond surrounded by equally pretty stones, before taking you out to eat for your anniversary, getting on one knee for you after dessert and popping the question over wine and coffee. 

The entire restaurant would clap for you, and he can imagine the fat tears that would run down your cheeks when you press your face to his and whisper “yes” over and over again until he has to pick you up and drag you to the car, where he hopes you’ll ride him on the driver’s seat until he cums all over the little green cocktail dress that you decide to wear. 

It would be later, after everything is settled, and the whole world was announced of your engagement, that you would pick out the wedding bands together, engraving them with secret words, before he’d want to go dress shopping with you, too. 

He wants to see you try on everything, of course, but knows he’d probably ends up having to wait outside the fitting room because he wouldn’t be able to stop blushing when looking at all the things you put on, absolutely no help, as you could marry him in rags and he’d still be happy. 

So he’d give you his credit card and let you go crazy, with absolutely no questions, asking only that you let him do the scrapbooking, saving every piece of ribbon that you happen to drop and petals from every flower you show him, before he’d hire the best photographer in Japan to document each step of the way. 

And what a document it would become, as if he doesn’t already know that on the day of the wedding, posing for pictures would take the whole afternoon, too. Newspapers, tabloids, and personal, he wants a record of everything, your makeup, your flowers, you, even after you take the little, crystalline jewels out of your hair and the glittering heels off of your feet. 

Which is why he wants, needs, to start simple. Cake tasting, to which he hopes he gets a least a hundred photos of you with white icing and green sprinkles on your face. At the flower shop, a couple photos of you sneezing on the bouquet of tulips he hands you. And the both of your bachelor parties, definitely, photos of everyone in matching cowboy hats and striped sunglasses, and at least ten of you after having fallen asleep early with the girls posing beside you. 

To which he knows they would call him to help put you to bed, the other boys already knocked out in their suite and the girls, Ochaco and Momo especially, on their way out to prepare themselves to stand at your side the next day. 

But he’d be nothing but happy to tuck you into bed, ever so careful, as since he doesn’t want to risk seeing you before the ceremony, this would give him a chance to see you before the sun rises.

Which is why he knows it would be so, so easy to slip into bed with you and wake you up with drunken kisses, before pulling you to his chest, flipping you around, and fucking you into the mattress one more time, as your boyfriend, fiancé, watching as you writhe and whine and bite your lip, pulling his face down for warm, sloppy kisses repeatedly, relentless, as if he were never going to kiss you again… as if you weren’t getting married in a couple hours. 

Despite the few journalists, paparazzi, and any other news sources that would be required by his agency to document the event, he would want the ceremony to stay rather low key. Kacchan, Shoto, Iida and Ochaco in the first seats, watching him cry when he first sees you walk down the aisle. His mother and All Might next to them, even Aizawa and Eri, who cheer for him when he gets to kiss the bride and then cries even harder… bowing his head before you as you laugh, with your hands tied in his, forever his pretty bride, in his imagination or not. 

[dekumancrybaby]

I’m crankin out these redraws boys

[dynyamight]

here’s a concept: deku, a farmer boy goes out to the Wild West and encounters a cowboy kacchan. deku teaches cowboy kacchan to plant corn and take care of chickens. they then become close. after that they marry and are known at the “maize buckaroo duo.”

(this is so random hshshshsh. but the idea just sparked outta nowhere ;33)

i offer you, farmer!deku x cowboy!bkg you give concept. i create fanfic. ;33 i luv this idea & ilysm

—

When Midoriya registers the fast, loud gallops outside, hitting and snapping down on the ground, he ceases his movement, before smiling hard.

The Monday morning has just started, and already there’s excitement in his chest. Those familiar sounds gave him the absolute flutters.

However, that excitement drops. Daisy huffs, back kicking at the milk bucket in an annoyed fit. Midoriya hurriedly picks it up, before all their shared, hard efforts were to go down the hay. Literally.

“Sorry, sorry!” Midoriya urges the cow, quickly smacking his wet hands on the folded towel on his knee. Then, resting a short calm palm on her snout, he whispers reassuringly, “You did amazing, today. Let’s get you back on the field.”

After setting the bucket aside, Midoriya takes the rope around Daisy in one hand, and lifts open the gate with the other. Together, they slowly make their way out of the stables, more or less. Daisy steps on Midoriya’s heels, hurrying him up.

However, stepping outside, Midoriya already knows to turn to his left, instead of his right at the gated grass field. From the sounds he heard inside, he bets on seeing Dynamite, first.

And, sure enough, turning around the corner of the stables, the proudful stallion meets his eyes, neighing a loud greeting over his way. Midoriya halts Daisy and offers a small wave back.

There’s a small jolt from Dynamite, before he starts walking, at a quick pace over towards Midoriya. Finally, that’s when Midoriya sees Bakugou, riding on the back of the horse, the finest, leather saddle equipped.

Midoriya shakes his head, smiling up. “Surprising to see you, so soon. It’s not even sunrise, Kacchan.”

“How fucking rude,” Bakugou clicks his tongue, before stopping Dynamite’s steps with a small pull. He tips his black, cowboy hat down, though barely. “Not even a damn ‘morning’ my way.”

“You’re never one for pleasantries, anyway.” Midoriya teases, pointing at his hat. “You didn’t do a full tip, you know.”

“Tch, you ain’t special.” Bakugou huffs, “Be grateful.”

Taking a few steps forward, Midoriya pats the side of Dynamite’s face. “Good morning, boy! How are you, on this fine early day?” He holds in the laugh, glancing at the scowl Bakugou sends his way.

Dynamite doesn’t give any cues of delight. But, by the way Midoriya feels the stallion lower his head, and press firmly against his hand, it’s not too far-fetched to assume he loves the touch.

On the other hand, Bakugou swats at Midoriya, face twisted in disgust. “Gross! I don’t want that fucking creature’s juices all over him.”

Behind Midoriya, Daisy stomps on the ground. ‘The field, remember?’ Midoriya imagines her quip. And, from the wagging of her tail, she’s losing her patience. Quickly.

“Yeah, yeah.” Bakugou sneers aloud, speaking directly at Daisy, “Say whatever you want. But, I ain’t wanting your spoiled cheese on my damn horse.”

“That’s not what she’s upset about.” Midoriya deadpans. “And, what? Can’t handle milk, out of all things?”

“Milk that came straight out of her tit.”

“Where else would it come from? Trees?”

“Whatever, I just don’t want that shit on my horse, for fuck’s sake.”

Though, they couldn’t argue anymore about it. With a strong force, Daisy begins to pull Midoriya away, forgoing staying another second away from her beloved grass.

Fortunately, for Midoriya’s heart, Bakugou cues Dynamite to follow, trailing right next to them. “Damn, she reminds me of my hag. So fucking dramatic.”

“Your hag?” Midoriya questions, tossing a curious head over. “Is she your dog?” He guesses.

“My mom.” Bakugou corrects, nonchalantly.

Midoriya supposes the open expression of shock wasn’t concealed well, because Bakugou lets out a laugh, turning away with a fist to his mouth. “You’re such a mama’s boy.” He snickers. It leaves Midoriya red in the face.

It’s just he would never call his mother anything, but an absolute blessing. He loves her, dearly.

The moment they step onto the wide, open area of the field, Daisy tosses her head, wanting the rope around her neck off. Hushing her quiet and still, Midoriya loosens off the knot, allowing the loop to widen, and finally, pulling it over her head, free.

As Daisy trots away, passing through the sheep and goats, Midoriya’s surprised to see Bakugou pulling himself off Dynamite. Landing smoothly on his feet, leather boots shiny with clean spurs, Bakugou fixes his hat, showcasing more of his face.

His red meets green. “Nice farm you got building.” He compliments. “An improvement from before.”

Midoriya nudges him, with a dull elbow jab. “Stop, It looks the same.”

“That ain’t true.” Bakugou firmly states. “Two months ago, this place had nothing.”

“Well, it’s still not enough to open a public business.” Midoriya sighs, readjusting the straps of his brown overalls. ”I might have to pull out another loan, in order to afford some harvest equipment for my corn.”

“Tch, that’s why you should join the rodeos.” Bakugou insists, crossing his arms to his chest. “It’s the easiest way to make money, here. Good money.”

Midoriya looks back at Bakugou, unimpressed. “Says the state champion.”

Dynamite snorts, conveniently in tune to Midoriya’s mock. It causes a slight reddening in Bakugou’s face. He quickly turns back to his horse, munching on the grass. “Shut it.”

“Anyways, I’ll find a way. Rodeo, or not.” Midoriya continues, yawning in between his words.

“Geez, where’s your damn etiquette.”

“Left it back home. With all my sins and exes.” Midoriya teases, outright. And, despite the smack over his head hurting, Midoriya can’t help, but laugh. “I’m serious!”

“You’re so annoying.” Bakugou grumbles, digging one of his spurs on the ground. “Bringing up stupid shit.”

Midoriya shrugs, still rubbing the back of head. “I promise you, I was a lady killer, where I’m from.”

“Killing those poor, innocent ladies with your bad breath.”

Immediately, Midoriya raises a hand over his mouth, puffing out an air. Though, all he can smell really, is Daisy.

God, did that mean his breath smells like Daisy? The cow?

Bakugou rolls his eyes. “Gullible Deku.” He simply states. “Your breath s’fine.”

Midoriya groans, and he tries to smack Bakugou back over the head. Though, Bakugou dodges his hand easily, leaning away.

“Making fun of a farmer on his own bought land, is an insult to his pride.” Midoriya huffs, taking back his hand.

“What are you going to do about it?” Bakugou mocks, a grin forming against his lips. “Make me work? Not a chance.”

With a lightbulb feeling running through his mind, Midoriya absolutely loves the off handed suggestion. “Actually, yes! You can help me feed the chickens!”

Turning his heels quickly, Midoriya smiles at the absolute panic in Bakugou’s voice. “Hah? What the— No, I’m not!”

“Yes, you are!” Midoriya sings aloud, taking quick steps towards the gate. “C’mon, hurry up, now! Leave Dynamite out on the grass!” He calls out, as he opens the gates, and goes into a full sprint out.

By the time he reaches the stables, goes to his feeding cabinet, shelves crowded with plastic containers and bags of nutrients for his livestock and crops, and grabs onto the chicken feed, Bakugou has begrudgingly made his way inside.

“It smells.” Bakugou complains.

“Suck it up.” Midoriya laughs, before taking a plastic bowl off the shelves and setting it down on the counter. He pours the feed inside. “I bet the rodeos smell just as bad.”

“They don’t.”

“Well, you’re being paid to say that.”

Bakugou walks over to him, standing by his side. He leans on the counter, as Midoriya lifts the feed bag back into the cabinet. “If they did, I wouldn’t do them.” Bakugou states, narrowing his eyes. “Simple as that.”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night.” Before Bakugou can insist otherwise, Midoriya pushes the bowl into his hands. He holds back a laugh, when Bakugou almost drops it completely. “Now, let’s head to the coop, shall we?”

Clicking his tongue, Bakugou grimaces. “S’too fucking early for this.”

“Hey, you’re the one who showed up.” Midoriya reminds him, as they walk to the back of the stables, where the clucks of the chickens resound louder. “Which, if you don’t mind me asking, what’s with the sudden visit? Forgot to buy eggs, from yesterday's pick up?”

“Does it matter?” Bakugou questions, instead.

That takes Midoriya aback. “I mean, not really. But, we never meet on the weekdays.” He admits softly. He takes a moment away, to crack open at the tall, wooden gate at the end of the hall.

The chickens weren’t too active, thankfully. Several of them are still sitting perched and hidden inside the coop. Otherwise, only a few were already walking around outside the coop, clucking aimlessly.

Midoriya feels Bakugou lean close to him. When he looks, he notices a chicken had passed by Bakugou’s boots, with no pay to mind. However, Bakugou was visibly losing his mind.

“Don’t tell me you’re scared.” Midoriya smiles.

Bakugou scowls, glaring right down at him. “They got bacteria. Sick motherfuckers.”

For a cowboy, Bakugou has a keen distaste for getting unnecessarily dirty. It never fails to surprise Midoriya. “Well, just wash your clothes when you get back home.”

“I got other shit to do after, you know.” Bakugou growls.

“Again,” Midoriya sighs, “You’re the one who chose to be here. I’m simply utilizing you.”

As Midoriya leads Bakugou over to the coop, he grumbles under his breath. “Gonna have to pull another loan, if you want me working for your ass.”

Rolling his eyes, he ignores the silly comment, and instead gestures at Bakugou to start throwing the feed at the nearby chickens, surrounding the coop. When he stares back, confused, Midoriya remembers the guy’s not a farmer in the slightest. “Start throwing the feed.”

Bakugou hurriedly starts tossing small amounts. “I knew that. Thought you were gonna say something else.”

It’s hard to imagine what else an open hand in air would mean, but nevertheless Midoriya doesn’t argue. The chickens awake are already bustling over, surrounding the dropped feed in seconds.

Taking a handful from the bowl, Midoriya kneels down, going close to the small crowd of chickens. He notices some of them quickly waddle over to him, instead of feed dropped on the ground. The few that come to him peck at his hand, and it floods warmth to Midoriya’s heart.

“They prefer off the hand, huh.” Bakugou comments above him.

“I would like to think that they like me, but sure.” In seconds, the feed’s all gone, and the chickens wait around him for more.

“You should kneel down, too.” Midoriya offers gently to Bakugou, making sure his voice doesn’t startle the creatures. “Feed them off your hand.”

There’s an obvious hesitation, before Bakugou gets low, kneeling next to Midoriya.

One of the chickens tries to reach into the bowl in hands, in which he pulls it away quickly. “I’m getting fucking attacked already.”

“They’re eager.” Midoriya insists.

Dipping his hand into the bowl, Bakugou raises a handful of his own. He whips his head to Midoriya, glaring. “If my hand bleeds, I demand a lawyer to prosecute you.”

They don’t even hurt that bad. Though, telling Bakugou that would probably have him second guess everything. Hence, Midoriya shakes his head. “You won’t.”

Within a few seconds of only impatient clucking surrounding them, Bakugou finally puts his hand out. In seconds, the chickens start to peck at his hand, picking up all the feed quickly.

Midoriya stares at Bakugou. He’s cursing them out, demanding them to stop pecking so hard, for fuck’s sake. And, despite the apparent discomfort from the first handful, Bakugou goes for another handful, offering his hand once more.

Again, the cussing ensues, but it’s still all Bakugou’s free will. He could have stopped at the first hand, but he didn’t. Instead, he’s still kneeling next to Midoriya, feeding these silly, rambunctious chickens.

When Bakugou definitely had better things to do.

“Why did you show up?” Midoriya asks once more, standing up. The chickens have already departed, as Bakugou had tossed the rest of the feed from the bowl, out in the open. “You only buy my products on Sunday’s.”

“Why do you keep asking.” Bakugou reflects back, opening the wooden gate open for Midoriya.

Midoriya steps in front of him, back inside the stables. Once inside, hearing the wooden gate close, he turns around, facing him. “You know, I’m not letting you off, without hearing what’s on your mind.” He softly smiles.

Bakugou stares back at him. And, for an odd moment, his eyes scan all over his face, jittering, until they cease. “You’re making this a big deal, Deku. Just wanted to check up on the farm.”

Ah, that does make sense. “Oh my— Then, why didn’t you say that earlier!" Midoriya laughs.

Bakugou shrugs. “Again, it’s not a big deal. Now, where’s the damn sink?”

Midoriya leads them back to the entrance of the stables, where the sink was, alongside various cleaning supplies perched on shelves. They wash their hands, in silence.

They don’t say much either, when they head back to the grass field, to pick up Dynamite. Though, Midoriya doesn’t mind the silence. Bakugou has a limit to his social battery, and Midoriya has grown to know when it’s time to give him his quiet and peace.

After Bakugou sits back up on Dynamite, and they walk back to the open road, around the corner of the stables, he slightly pulls the reins, causing the stallion to come to a stop. It causes Midoriya to look up, wondering if the cowboy forgot something, back in the stables.

Instead, there’s a slight flush in his cheeks. He coughs loudly, clearing nothing in his throat. “There’s a rodeo this Friday.”

Midoriya waits for the rest, but instead Bakugou says nothing else. “Oh, uh, okay? Will you be participating?”

“Yeah.” Bakugou simply utters.

Again, nothing else is said. “Well, I wish you the best of luck, then.” Midoriya offers, despite the confusion in his mind.

“Are you—” Bakugou stops, inaudibly grumbling under his breath. “I mean, the rodeo ain’t too far from here.”

“Oh!” Midoriya’s genuinely surprised, “Who would have thought? That’s a shocker.”

“Yeah. You could go, even.”

“I’m not joining rodeos. No matter how many times you demand.” Midoriya laughs.

“No, to watch.” Bakugou corrects, though the moment he slips the words, it suddenly causes his entire face to go red. “Fuck, I mean, you could watch. Other riders, and competitors, or whatever the fuck.”

Midoriya can’t seem to understand where Bakugou’s coming from. This cowboy wants him, a new residential farmer, to watch a rodeo. A rodeo, which he has never seen in his entire life.

Though, if Bakugou’s asking, Midoriya’s heart will always simply agree. “I’ll go watch, then.” He reassures him, “And, I guess I’ll cheer you on, if you’re any good.”

Bakugou’s face calms, though there’s still a stiffness in his shoulders. “Cool.”

Midoriya thinks he wants to say something more, but instead Bakugou brings his thighs closer to Dynamite, squeezing him slightly. Instantly, Dynamite starts trouting off.

Before he can call out, Bakugou looks back at him. “Starts at 7 in the afternoon! Don’t be fucking late!”

And, just with a small kick, Dynamite starts racing off on the road, Bakugou leaving Midoriya only with his thoughts.

There’s not a lot of information about the rodeo, though Midoriya knows he will most definitely ask around for the rest of the details. Essentially, it’s a nearby rodeo, that starts at 7PM. Surely, there are others in town that know where exactly is the event.

Midoriya can’t help, but drift his focus away from the rodeo, and back to Bakugou’s distant figure. Against the morning sunrise, he looks so cool.

But, a farmer like him, attracted to a cowboy like Bakugou, is so embarrassing.

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

Good Morning, Good Night

good morning, good night by laurenshappenstobemyhusband

"Yo, nerdshit," Bakugou says, draped upside down over the arm of his sofa while pressing the phone to his ear. "Did you wrangle your first cowboy yet?"

"No, Kacchan, they don't have cowboys here anymore," Midoriya replies, hopping from his chair to pace the kitchen. "You ask me that every time."

"Just trying to see if anything interesting's happening there. Sorry your life's fucking boring."

"Sometimes I wonder why I call you at all."

OR: Bakugou's a pro hero in Japan, Midoriya's a pro hero in the United States, and they do their best to keep in touch.

Words: 2212, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of NWA Fic Fight 2022

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Aged-Up Character(s), Long-Distance Relationship, but like a platonic relationship, Sibling dynamic, Pro Hero Bakugou Katsuki, Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Phone Calls & Telephones, POV Alternating, midoriya: im kinda having a hard time, bakugou: then don't???, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork, NWA Fic Fight Team 1-B

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39394218

[bkdkau]

🎃BKDK Halloween Special!🎃

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a/n: hey y’all!! i’m writing the next part for Impossible but it’s halloween so i thought i’d write a lil somethin. think of this as canon for the au hehehe

ALSO IM SORRY THIS IS LATE AMJXAMAK

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it is sunday afternoon on october 31st and izuku is trying to convince his boyfriend in the halloween store to get a matching costume with him.

katsuki has no problem matching with izuku. he’s all in for it, actually (“we’ll have the best damn costumes in town!”) but the problem lies within izuku.

he wants to go as a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

katsuki absolutely refuses to wear a dumbass costume like that. over his dead fucking body.

“izuku, for the last time i aint wearing that shit!”

“fine! then what do you want to be?” izuku asks with a pout and his arms crossed over his chest.

“something cooler! at least a damn vampire! count dracula and his countess.” katsuki replies, smirking at the end.

izuku glares at him, “i refuse to wear a dress.”

“why not? you’ll look fuckin hot.”

“you’re only saying that so you can make fun of me.”

“maybe. but at least it’s cooler than a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”

izuku rolls his eyes. “okay, fine but only because i have nothing better. you make fun of me even once, i’ll make your murder look like an accident.”

“oooh! scary!” the blonde mocked his fiancé. izuku went to smack him but katsuki moved away in time.

they went searching for their costumes and got fake blood, make up, and DIY fangs. they stood in line and purchased their things, hurrying home to get ready.

denki and kirishima were hosting a halloween party tonight, but the two didn’t have time to get costumes until the day of. so, once at home they begin getting ready.

izuku is in the bathroom doing his make up when his phone rings; it’s denki calling for a group facetime. izuku pushes the join button and it connects quickly.

“hey guys! oh shit zuzu! looking good!” denki greets them excitedly. this year, he’s dressed in an inflatable cow suit and kirishima is a cowboy.

izuku smiles and waves at the camera. “thanks kami! sho, where the hell is your costume?”

the dual haired man blinks at the camera. “i have most of it on. i’m waiting for hanta to finish up.”

shoto and sero are characters from attack on titan this year. shoto is levi and sero is hange. shoto had argued that since they’re a gay couple, sero should have been erwin but sero claimed that hange is the most bad ass. who is shoto to argue?

they talk for a few more moments, hyping each other up for the upcoming festivities.

“hey izu, this is probably dumb, but what’s your costume? i’ve been trying to figure it out.” denki eventually asks. his brain hurts from thinking of all the possibilities.

“i thought it was obvious.” shoto chimes in.

“then tell me.”

“no.”

“izu~! sho is being mean!”

izuku rolls his eyes fondly at his best friends. “guys chill out. i’m a vampire. kacchan is too.”

“WRONG!” a new voice joins them in the bathroom.

katsuki barges in, fully dressed with his cape flapping around his body. he glares at his boyfriend, pointing an accusing at him.

“get it right, deku! i’m count dracula and you’re my countess! we’re literally leaders of the vampire realm!”

“man, bakubro is really getting into his role.” denki says after a moment.

izuku sighs. “kacchan, i love you, but it’s not that deep.”

“yes the fuck it is!”

“anyway, we’ll see you guys later! bye!” izuku waves at the camera and his friends do the same. the call ends.

they finish getting ready and finally head out. kirishima and denki’s house was huge. it was decorated nicely, and still had the homey feeling. their house is also uniquely them; kirishima’s protein powders liter the kitchen, his sweatbands in random places. denki’s latest experiments are half finished in random rooms or the corner of the dining room, sometimes his clothes are left in hallways (usually because kirishima is a menace and can’t wait until they reach their bedroom).

but tonight, that’s all cleaned up and put away. halloween decorations are every where and there’s fog covering the floor to make it even more spooky. it’s getting crowded and there’s plenty of familiar faces.

izuku makes his way through, holding up his dress so it doesn’t drag too much. he had refused to wear heels, so his dress doesn’t drag. he wanted to have fun tonight, not get blisters. katsuki is behind him, natural glare on his face as people greet him and izuku.

izuku stops and talks to his friends more times than katsuki can count and it’s annoying him. izuku complains that they’re his friends as well, but katsuki couldn’t care less.

the two finally made it to the kitchen where there less people.

“kacchan, make me a drink.” izuku says, eyes sparkling at the various alcohol bottles and mixers on the island.

“tch. i’ll make you the best damn drink you’ll ever taste.” katsuki goes on to make drinks for them.

ochaco pops up out of nowhere, as bubbly as ever.

“izuku! long time no see! how are you?” she squeals and hugs the greenette. izuku hugs back just as enthused.

“hey ‘chaco! i’ve been great! i mean, besides kacchan annoying me every day-“

“HEY!”

“but still good! and you?”

“i’m fine, nothing exciting going on with me. but you! i’ve been dying to see your house! i’m sorry i’ve been busy.”

“no, it’s okay! don’t worry about it. we aren’t going anywhere any time soon!”

ochaco hugs him again. “i love you so much! oh! let me see your ring!”

izuku excitedly shows her and they both squeal over it. katsuki has been watching them the entire time, his heart swelling with pride. he bought a house for the love of his life, and proposed with a beautiful ass ring.

even with the vampire make up, katsuki can see the blush on his fiancé’s cheeks as he smiles a mile over the ring. he’s feasting off of pink cheek’s compliments as well, don’t worry.

the night goes on relatively fast, but super fun. they danced and drank, even playing a few rounds of beer pong. it was a great halloween over all.

when katsuki and izuku stumble into the house, mainly bc katsuki went a bit overboard with the tequila, they’re dead tired. izuku had sobered up enough to drive when he noticed how gone his fiancé was. he didn’t mind, as long as katsuki had a good time. (which he did.)

“alright, come on big guy.” izuku isn’t weak by any means, but katsuki is 180 pounds of pure muscle. and almost 6’3. you can imagine how much izuku (160lbs, 5’7) is struggling. but whatever. the things he does for love.

he finally makes it to their bedroom and all but throws katsuki onto the bed. he’s a bit out of breath.

“fuck, i need to start working out again.” izuku mumbles as he starts taking his costume off.

“fuckin’ weak, damn nerd. go to the gym with me.” the blonde stumbles out despite him being half asleep.

izuku rolls his eyes as he slips out of the dress (finally) and goes into the bathroom to wipe off the make up.

“i would go if you didn’t wake up at the ass crack of dawn. you know i can’t wake up that early unless i absolutely need to.”

“you’re a fucking… where the hell are you? come lay down, idiot.”

izuku comes out the bathroom, face fully cleaned and washed. he goes over to katsuki to help him take off his costume. he’ll never hear the end of it if he lets katsuki sleep in it.

“i’ll lay down with you after i get this off you, okay?”

izuku starts unbuttoning the shirt after taking off the cape. katsuki looks down at his hands and his eyes goes wide.

“what the fuck are you doing?! i have a husband, you dipshit!” he slaps izuku’s hands away and izuku is shocked until the words sink in.

he holds back a laugh.

how did kacchan forget that fast? damn, he must be really drunk.

“kacchan, i know. i’m your husband.” well— not yet, but izuku isn’t about to crush drunk katsuki’s dreams.

“oh shit. hey deku, what’s up?”

izuku has seen his fiancé drunk a handful of times as long as they’ve been together. he’s never seen katsuki this fucking gone though. the blonde is usually aware of his surroundings when he drinks. maybe someone gave him extra? probably denki and sero. izuku makes a mental note to yell at them tomorrow.

“hi kacchan. ready for bed? i’m pretty tired.”

katsuki sits up immediately, and holds his head as he probably got dizzy from it. when he rights himself, he looks almost concerned. in his gruff sort of way.

“babe, lay down then. i can finish getting undressed. here, i got it.” he says, wriggling out of the slacks.

“are you sure, kacchan? i can help.”

“lay down. now.”

izuku lingers for a second longer until giving up and getting into bed. he watches as his fiancé stumbles a bit into the bathroom for a bit. he comes out with his face clean and only in his underwear.

katsuki turns off the lights and plops down onto bed, not bothering to pull back the covers like izuku had. it’s not too cold, but izuku still likes to bundle up.

“you okay, sweetie?” izuku asks, snuggling up to katsuki, laying his head on katsuki’s bare chest.

the blonde only grunts in response, already falling fast asleep. izuku giggles quietly and softly kisses his chest.

“love you, nerd.”

“love you more, kacchan.”

“impossible.”

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[wank127]

mha as more texts convos i’ve been in!!!

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there’s so much denki in here, mainly bc my entire friend group forgets how to spell basic words every two days

jirou: oh

jirou: thinking bout my ex girlfriend properly for the first time in a year

denki: jesus i wish i could say the same

denki: also fajitas are strange

jirou: they sure are man

jirou: they sure are

denki:

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uraraka, after reading his notifs: KISS??

uraraka: boy

uraraka: boyfriend??

uraraka: bitch you need to tell me these things

midoriya: 🎉

midoriya: ✨it’s a boyfriend!!✨

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kiri: not the woe is me

denki: what

denki:whoowowokWAOPFJHWUSGVJSHRZKAWF,

denki: sorry

kiri: you good?

denki: not really

kiri: wtf happened?

denki: but idk

denki: lol who knows

kiri: you get sniped or something

denki: oh mr ######

denki: thst wasmt meant to happen

denki: fuck mew]l[pp][#

kiri: wasmt

denki: kk lol mak

denki: im hBING A DUCKUV STROKS

denki: FUCL ME

kiri: what happened

kiri: wtf happened

denki: fuck knowa#s

denki: shit

/meanwhile in a group chat/

kiri: man down

denki: shur==

denki: shue ip im a liapstion]

denki: im not lookuibf at rgw kwtboagd on mg laotipo

denki: sp

denki: spyr

denki: bvgyw54y8luktrhu5v3ik9qurawtey5gr3qiOE2P0Q39RUIHE0P9QEWO;P0EWJO

denki: HEP

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bakugou: i read fanfics that are filled with errors and painfully wrong facts about pregnancy and young infants just to feel something

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denki: how do u spell pears for socks

denki: i forgot

kiri: pairs

denki: thanks bro

kiri: no problem bro

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!!!minor manga spoilers!!!

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mina, after finding out bakugous hero name: DYNAMIGHT

mina: i’m sorry

mina: DYNAMIGHT!?!?!??

mina: at least it’s not kacchan but DYNAMIGHT

mina: jungkook headass

mina: pop just had a deja vu

mina: get ready for weiners

mina:

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denki: ameisha

denki: ameisha

denki: how do you spell it

denki: when you forget everything

mina: AMEESHA

bakugou: amnesia

mina: ameesia

denki: thxs xoxo

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kiri: SNOW

kiri: FUCK YES

kiri: :D

sero: Imagine we can’t walk on the track because of snow

sero: like what do we do

jirou: walk around the school?

jirou: idk

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denki: this mothefucker

denki: *sends a drawing of aizawa*

denki: sorry that’s a shit picture

mina: it’s not dude

denki: it’s all pixilated

mina: dude it’s instagram

denki: fair point

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todoroki: my brothers rapping

momo: oh

momo: oh no

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midoriya:

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( • . •) want this burrito?

/ >🌯

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( • - •) No, it's mine

🌯<

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!!!slight talk about death/funerals!!!

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denki, after coming back from a funeral: yo they got cremated

denki: i didn’t even know till i saw the lil door thing

denki: i saw a green dome thing and was like ‘ooh mega mind’

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midoriya: ok so I'm having heart jumps and I've got a headache so I'm gonna go to sleep and hope I'm not a veggitales character in the morning

midoriya: see ya

iida: I- NO-

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(i swear this happened just as i posted this omg i had to add it cause i have no idea what’s going on)

denki: heehee

mina: boobies

denki: BITCH YOU GOIN STEP ON MA FUCKIN TOE BITCH WIT THE FUCKIN COWBOY BOOTS BITCH DISGUSTED.

denki: yee here

denki: poop

denki: hehe

denki: poop

denki: Poop poop poop poop poop go ooo

denki: As against using dental flakes FB bc Beth fff cx suck

denki: my god

mina: you alright over there?

denki: fuck no

denki: Hahahahahahahagagagahahahaha

denki: Pop and I love you so sexy and sexy sexy

mina: i-aight

denki: Hogg I was meant to say that you are too scared of you and you are too tired of me for being such an idiot

mina: love you too bitch

denki: Yeah but it’s not gonna happen 🙅‍♂️ I’m so sad 😭 is my cousin I’m not really bad I love 💕 I don’t think 💭 I don’t hate it lol 😆 just woke me out and crying 😭 and I’m not doing so I’m good 🙂 and cooper don’t want you to feel that I can sleep 😴

denki: I’m sorry about that but I’m just leaving my house and I will do it in tomorrow night and then I’m going off bc I’m going out bc of my sleep

denki: inspirational words from denki

mina: idk how you’re not on tv yet

denki: poo

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