#covered in seran wrap

[gl1tchr]

I love that Colson's windows were wet as fuck inside bc Riddler was in the backseat labored breathing for possibly hours because of his fucking clingwrap gjsdkh

[ravers8fantasy]

Hai bestie 🩷

If you're still taking requests what would each of the boxers favorite prank be if they had to choose one? Aran obviously is excluded bc he wouldn't be able to choose.

Ooooh interesting, lets give this a try😼

Punch out characters and their fave pranks!

Glass Joe:

His favourite pranks are jumpscares, he is really ass at doing them though. He also cant do them on purpose to save his life.

Most of the time he gets caught because either: 1) he laughs when he hides so its really obvious he is trying to scare people and 2) he sucks at hiding period.

As mentioned in the first bullet point, his jumpscares usually work when he isnt intending on scaring anyone

Von kaiser:

I think Kaiser would only prank people he is mad at out of spite so he would do really annoying or straight up mean pranks-

Like: filling donuts with mayo, putting laxitives in drinks, gluing peoples stuff on desks and shelves or the ground so when they try to take it they cant etc

He also sometimes just trips people up when they are walking past. He thinks its funny.

Disco kid:

His favourite would be that one using cling film (seran wrap for those in the land of 🦅💪🏽🇺🇸)

One time he put cling film on all the door frames in the shared gym and poor Hondo kept getting caught in them whilst running

He has also ran into his own traps before whilslt trying to lure others over so they can run into it

King hippo:

I like to think he doesnt know what a prank is

So whenever he wants to play a trick on someone, he just takes whatever they are holding and stares at them

Took a baguette off Joe one time and just stared at him. Its not even a nice stare as well its like a deer in headlights but make the deer possesed

Piston Hondo:

Does that thing where he calls everyone over to look at something cool.

Spoilet alert: there isnt anything cool. There isnt even anything to really look at as well

Called over the rest of the major league to try and find a cat somewhere. There was no cat, he let them all search for hours

Bear hugger:

Replaces photos with other subjects such as animals, food, other boxers, embarrasing photos of said boxers, the referee-

Did it one time with the major circuits baby photos. Everyone found it sweet except Hondo cus he had a fuck ass bob as a kid

Got caught printing said fuck ass bob photo out my the referee, he didnt get in trouble for printing out he got in trouble for breaking into the office to print it-

Great tiger:

loves disguising himself as objects and scaring people when they are walking past

Uses a clone to be in his place whilst he idk hides disguised as a fucking bush or smth, so when he jumps out its like boom double whammy there is two tigers

Got pissed on by a dog one time and he went crazy like super saiyan he was so mad. He therefore stopped doing the bush prank in public and started doing it inside.

Don flamenco:

Has a fake flower that squirts out water, he got it whilst he was having a moment when drunk

Whenever he gets mad at someone though he changes the water to vinegar so boom double whammy (oh I love saying that)

Sometimes he mistakes the rose for an actual one and goes to smell it. Gets confused af as to why it smells like vinegar before realising

Aran ryan.

Soda Popinski:

Those cartoony flipping snake in a can pranks

Somehow tells the others that the can is like really protein powder or smth. Then boom double whammy there is a fake snake AND powder everywhere

He adds idk like chalk powder in it to make it funnier because afterwards, the victim is covered chalk.

Bald bull:

He doesnt prank people usually but when he does its usually him throwing his emotional support fake brick out of anger-

Hes like "fuck yall" and just chucks this comedically large fake brick at paparazzi

Giggles and runs away whilst they are all screaming about the massive brick he just lobbed at them

Super macho man:

This mf sneaks around like a slimy rat and swaps their boxing kits for swim wear

Obviously it gets really annoying, who wouldnt be annoyed when before a match you need to get changes and you pull out a fucking speedo (i mean soda wouldnt be but-)

Got in trouble about it with the W.B.V.A officials but he said he would pay them thousands if they let him keep doing it. Yeah they definitely didnt let him. they let him keep doing it. The greed is crazy

Mr Sandman:

The classic. The 'handshake buzzer'... Idk what its called let it slide

The ref is the usual victim of this, sandman goes to hand shake him after a match but boom. He gets shocked

He knows its sort of old and there are new more exciting pranks but. He just really loves it😭

This gonna be me tucking myself into bed knowing I finally managed to finish this cus goly gosh did I sort of struggle😭😭 I hope you enjoy tho!!!

[glutenfreeandme]

Ok @consolecadet heres's an un-sourdough-ed sour loaf. I've only tried this once and your mileage may vary, but it came out pretty well and I'll probably make it again.

- 400g water

- 2 1/4 tsp yeast (one packet)

- pinch of sugar

- 100g tapioca starch

- 100g potato starch

- 100g brown rice flour

- 60g sorghum flour

- 40g millet flour (or teff or buckwheat, really whatever)

- 17g psyllium husk powder

- 10g salt

- 1 tbsp each apple cider vinegar, olive oil, and honey

Heat your water up to ~105F and whisk in the yeast and pinch of sugar. Allow to sit until foamy (5-10 min).

Meanwhile, mix all dry ingredients together. Once the yeast is active, add to dry ingredients along with the apple cider vinegar, olive oil, and honey. Mix until fully combined and thickened. Give it a couple kneads for good measure, then cover with seran wrap and allow to rest on the counter ~2hrs. Shape into a boule and place in banneton. Allow to rise in the fridge overnight.

Preheat oven + Dutch oven to 500F. Once preheated, transfer loaf to parchment paper and score. Bake 15 min with the lid on, remove lid and bake 30 min more at 450F. Let cool!

[3rdculturecharacter]

Hey people, it's been a minute.

Let's talk about one of my favourite third culture characters, Amethyst from Steven Universe.

I'm gonna preface this by saying she in one of my top kins and I am so excited to be talking about her.

So the thing about my girl Amethyst, her third cultureness is very... understated... In that isn't not a major plotpoint.

I'm pretty sure this is because Steven already comes with a fair bit of the usual third culture angst and structurally it wouldnt make sense for them to both have the exact same character arc, especially being so close.

And honestly I don't think it's nesserary a bad thing. As much as a third culture character like Spider from Avatar can complement and enrich the narrative by being third culture, a character like Amethyst can do some pretty tangible good by just existing as she is (wich makes sense cuz that's kinda touched on in her character arc)

Her third cultureness isn't egnored: she's unlike the other Cristal Gems in that she's picked up human habits like eating and sleeping, playing video games, watching TV, having human friends, being the first to use phones (as well as being much more culturally American in general).

Her non human side is shown pretty cleverly. She's a gem of course, does and knows alot of gem stuff, but in particular, because she's immortal and doesn't need basically anything to survive, she can be super disregarding of things humans need to make money and live off, or will take them time and energy they don't always have to fix (just like the other Cristal Gems)

Or

This totally feeds into her immaturity, since she didn't develop under the strict culture of Homeworld like all the other gems, but the chill, flowy environment that is beach city. Pair that with the fact of her having basically no physical chalanges while living on earth and you can see how she would develop an "the whole world is my playground" mentality.

Speaking of her development, let's talk about that!

*Proceeds to rant about character design for a while*

Ok so her shapeshisfting powers are super interesting, because as we can gleen from the movie, when she first emerges she copied and shapeshisfted into who or whatever she came across to get her bearings.

(I'm gonna say that's some developmental issue unique to her or maybe all overcooked gems, since we see other quartzes emerge and they don't do that, maybe that's coding for something, not sure).

Her copying is very in character for a third culture kid, and if you look at her formations in order it kinda seems like she's inadvertantly copying the developmental pattern of a human child? (over a much longer time ofc). Then she went through a long pase of partially covering her gem with her shirt and also after a while she gives herself bra straps wich (much like the extra cleavege rose gave herself) she absolutely couldn't have needed, probably copying humans.

Then in future her design speaks volumes! Her top and shoes are that gem-wear seran wrap stuff, ofc with that little unnecessary rip around her gem cuz she gotta. And then those cute frayed jorts with the stars on being so human and organic. It's all really saying, "I'm a bit of both worlds and we all cool with it."

More thoughts on the rip: it could be ripping the gem-wear to say I'm not JUST a gem, highlighting her human side, it could be there to reveal her gem/draw attention to it like "I'm Amethyst, loud and proud", it could be just cuz she really f***** loves ripped clothes. Idc wich any works good 4 her.

It really shows her full journey of self acceptance.

I feel like alot of the emotional pitfalls Amethyst runs into during her character arc are also very relatable to me at least as a third culture person, even if in her case they aren't directly realted.

Feelings of guilt for existing, feelings of not belonging, self isolation, feelings of not being good enough, comparing yourself to others and rebelliousness are all pretty common.

So it makes nothing but sence for her to be quietly third culture.

Also this:

Wich is the lerfect segway into:

My big PSA related rant

This... This will end me. Honestly I'm not even mad about the style rn.

REBECA you could have chosen ANY other Cristal Gem from this one.

The problem here is, I could see a bunch of humans discriminating against Amethyst for whatever reason actually having an impact on her. Amethyst is the ONLY cristal gem who could tangibly be vulnerable to any form of gem racism, garnet and pearl would just pick the haters up and put them back over the fence.

This whole thing is just highlighting how you didn't explore that angle. Not to mention that the whole show established her to be very close to humanity, and then she just turns to the camera and says "wtf, I'm actually nothing like people"? It just feels wrong.

Also you gave my girl the most handfisted one, idk why those two googly eyed toddlers having a detailed understanding of the neuances of racism seems somewhere between unrealistic and straight up bizarre.

(Ok I tell a lie, the guitar dad one was kinda a mess but nobody even remembers that one so whatever)

That aside, this one should have been on Garnet, she is the most detached from humans of the trio (except for pearl, but I think she's better in that classroom scenario), she should have been the one saying "yea, comparing us ist right" and it would have made sence because it's already evident in the show.

Amethyst should have been the one at the playground, she doesn't even have to drop out of the sky, its AMETHYST! she can totally just be hanging there.

They did her so dirty! At the end she even gets pissed off about having to stay longer to fix the thing SHE had a problem with.

Don't get me wrong, ist an invaluable message and Im totally on board but gurl what happened?

Hit the image limit... Gonna make a part 2 and get back on the original point oml

[starry-eyed-adam]

hey yall I know this is fiction and it’s turtles so you’re free to reply with what you want but PLEASE keep in mind when going to a bar/club/alcoholic venue:

- keep your drink covered AT ALL TIMES (you can use seran wrap or your hands or one of those Nightcap covers)

- if you have to go anywhere (eg bathroom) always leave it with someone you trust, NEVER take a stranger’s offer to watch/hold your drink

- you can buy tests online to test your drink if it’s been spiked, keep them on hand and DO NOT drink until the test results come back (usually a few minutes, the colored dot will change if it’s been tampered with)

- signs of a spiked drink include cloudiness, sinking ice, unusual smells, a different color, unusual bubbliness

- if you see someone trying to mess with drinks notify the bartender IMMEDIATELY

- if something does happen CALL 911 AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP.

- NEVER go out alone, always bring friends/family/coworkers, and keep an eye on them too

Hey now, be careful with what you accept at bars

NOT TCEST NOT TCEST NOT TCEST

>two older men approach you

>they're a little sleezy?

>they offer you a drink. you've never seen drinks glow like that

>drink >refuse

[killedsoft]

｡° ⸻ @oddlies.

It's an interesting sort of revelation to find   dismemberment   so enjoyable. There was something in the method, in the repetitive motion os sawing, snapping, sawing, pulling, and repeating that felt more comforting than any amount of meditation ever could have. At first she was nervous. Could you believe it? Nervous! Even Elizabeth surprised herself sometimes. The nervousness is quick to dissipate into ease as soon as she finds her rhythm, however, and in no time at all is her first victim cut apart, blood only staining the tarp and seran wrap beneath her, covering her.

She turns, lifting herself up to her feet when she's caught off guard and thrown off balance, staggering back at the alarming sight of someone looming over her.

       ❝ Fuck! ❞   Immediate curse as her eyes snap to the figure's, her hands snatching up the saw she'd used moments before, ready to use again if need be.

[lingle-dingle]

My elbow is crusty as a mf. I’m covering my elbow in Vaseline and wrapping my arm in seran wrap.

My elbow’s crusty days are over

[ghostedrider]

i hope im desirable ive been wrapping my entire body in seran wrap and then covering That seran wrap in tape. #singleandreadytomingle

[zombielovescore]

I have a fruit fly infestation in my house, and I've tried traps with wine and apple cider vinegar to minimal results. So, I pulled out an old gross bubble tea thing I had left in my fridge for a few weeks (I am bad at dealing with garbage - so yes, I know why I have fruit flies ((yay, adhd and depression!))) and covered the opening with seran wrap with little holes poked in it and those fuckers love it.

Gonna catch them all, like fucking pokemon.

[thatskindasapphic]

Feeling overstimulated at work and then someone's child starts screaming and crying. This is my villain origin story

[pepprs]

remember when i was like 12 and the only thing i had to worry about was making sure the warrior cats clan i made out of clay was alive and well. me too

[synthaphone]

gynandromorph replied to your post: no matter what, i can’t change my high school...

meredith PLEASE tell me this design was not so very “invader zim” by chance, was you teenage self a zim fan

...FUCK

yeah, to an obsessive degree, for around 2-3 years

it was basically what inspired me to join deviantart and start posting artwork online

tbh, the entire reason i made that ‘hey what does my art style remind you of’ post a while back was to gauge how much of that is still recognizable in my art style, because it absolutely was a few years back and i could NOT tell then

there’s some stuff about that style that i still like and don’t mind influencing my work (interesting color palettes, heavy use of strong shapes that you need to learn how to turn in space in order to draw correctly, impressive line weights and shading for a television cartoon from that era especially) 

but then there’s other shit like ‘every main character had the same body type (skinny cylinder with cube on top)’ and ‘almost nobody in real life actually stands with their arms straight down at their sides and their hands uncomfortably angled upwards behind them’ that are less desirable art traits, to me, and BOY did they take me a long time to unlearn

[fiendir]

tattoo artist: *wraps my new tattoo with plastic wrap* yeah just leave that on over night

me: ...keep this fresh, open wound trapped within an airtight, +38 degree C non-absorbent prison? for over 16 hours?

tattoo artist: ...yes?

Me and my combined 7 years of medical expertise in molecular biology focused on infections: yes sure of course :^)

[earthmvrs]

open starter  /  lavender.

  she smiles, face beaming as she extends the plate of cookies out towards the other.  the cookies are placed neatly on a plate, covered in pink tinted seran wrap with a small note card taped to the top, the others name written carefully in cursive.  ��these ... these are for  yu -  you !!  i ma-made them last night. they’re white  ch - chocolate  chip with cranberries and  o - oats.  i hope you  luh - like them !!”  

[ratsoh-writes]

By this point, E's eyes are sparkling as she watches it in the mirror. She agrees and lists off the antibiotic lotion and need to keep out of the sun or pool for a while and Orion seems to agree.

"Wow, this is really cool, this is just, wow." Grinning but not great at words, she finds a way to express that it is amazing before gently covering up (they usually put seran wrap on it for the first day so, which allows this lol).

After more awkward complimenting, E at least leaves a very nice tip, about 50% give or take (man I don't know how to translate my tips into G. I always give extra large tips to hair stylists, tattoo artists and other services directly involved with your body because that is the last thing you want done poorly)

"So, what do you think?" E asks Pop. She leaves it a bit open, suggesting she was either asking about the tattoo or the tattoo experience in general.

Pop admires the tattoo with pure adoration.

Pop: it’s super sexy and I mean that in a total platonic and romantic way. It looks great!

Lol what?

[annoyed-galaxy]

Alright so I'm finally ready to reveal something.

Couple months ago I got my second ever tattoo. It's a tattoo I had been wanting for 5 years now ever since I finished Dragon Age: Inquisition. It's the DAI symbol - the sword, eye, and swiggly shit. But when I first got the tattoo I was nervous and didn't communicate very well with my artist. However, the legend she is allowed free touch ups for a year.

So I finally got around to touching it up and now, even as it's healing, I can say I'm extremely happy with how it turned out. And I mean EXTREMELY happy. I changed the color palette and decided to outline the entire thing (originally I wanted the squiggles to be watercolor but it just didn't work out quite as well as I though) which ended up being a good choice. It's still healing hence why the picture you're going to see is covered in seran wrap, fresh out of the shop.

But I found it adorable the progress of this tattoo. I found an old picture from 5 years ago of me attempting to doodle the idea on my arm. So I decided to make a little evolution collage of the tattoo.

Left is the doodle I made when I was 15.

Middle is before the touch up and after two months of healing.

Right is touch up, fresh out of the shop.

I can't wait for this to heal so I can officially show it off, but I have wanted this tattoo for so long and I'm so happy that it looks better now. And getting it overall wasn't a terribly painful process. Until the machine hit sensitive parts that caused my elbow to burn like a motherfucker - because that elbow had been broke in the past before so yaay nerve damage.

I will definitely post pics after it's healed.