#couple photo ideas

[introspectivememories]

The model!Bernard is great but wouldn’t it be mostly likely Tim to be the model since he is a public figure?

yeah ig, logically, tim would be more likely to model than bear but i was thinking of this image when writing that

the og image gives off a sense longing more than horniess but i'm tired of making everything sad. also i just think bear is pretty enough to model. like look at him. this tim and this bear

or wait, fuck, this tim and this bear

model!bear and ceo!tim become gotham's it couple. the tabloids can't stop reporting on it. there's a new breakup rumor every week. the wayne fanbase on twt goes rabid over it. there are fansites dedicated to them. @/imyellingtimber, @downbadfordowd, @drakeinpants, the whole works. they get married and the internet breaks.

[roscoehamiltons]

happy 35th birthday valtteri! 🍑🎂

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

me when i make a knee jerk reaction post instead of researching a topic

[howlsnteeth]

"Four pixels. Four fucking pixels. I doubt the guy even knew what he saw."

SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body. When someone views SCP-096's face, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096's jaw can open to four times the norm of an average human.

[whaliiwatching]

damn….. get a room

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based on this post

[follineo]

Forest walk

[seaofreverie]

Sparkstember Day 18: Balls (Bullet Train)

Sometimes (oftentimes) it's true that all you need are Balls. I personally absolutely love Balls. I'm a big fan! Ekhem. Today I'm using the help of (I mean, copying most of the passages from it) my earlier Balls rant that I have written down after my first listen of it back in January. I really love this album and I don't want to completely skip over saying a couple words on it at least but I really don't think I have the headspace to write anything very good for it today. I'll still try though!

So yeah, Balls. It's a great album, fun and chill (in my sense of what I call and consider chill anyway), consistent, as Sparks albums tend to be, and as I suspected / hoped it does fit this specific vibe of driving around at night somewhere city-like and illuminated. Or being on a train deep at night and looking at the world zooming by (if you'd even see much of it on a train at night anyway.....). And I do think that it's not so dissimilar to Gratsax (I'd say now that it's definitely darker and moodier than its predecessor...). So it's interesting to think about how it's considered to be one of the "weak" ones (by music reviewers at least) while Gratsax is so beloved in comparision.

I will admit, I don't really know what the big problem with this album could be. As I said, it's fun, it has the melodies, it has the energy, it has the theatricality (I like seeing how more and more orchestral instruments such as strings are being incorporated into the music, in a way the jump into Lil' Beethoven two years later doesn't come of as THAT much of a shock because of this. The evolution of sound here is fascinating!) I really like the intense beats, just as much as the more laid-back and moodier pieces. And there's lots of gold to be found in the lyrics department as always.

One more thing I wanna say is that at some point I wondered if this music sounds older than it is. Maybe it does? But then I remembered that this was 2000 and honestly when I think about it, there just IS something about this album that fits so well with the Y2K image and vibe and all. Sparks 2000 and all that.

Favourite songs (and other highlights):

Balls: I mean. It's Balls.

Scheherazade: absolutely LOVE this one and I had the strangest impression of it sounding very familiar when I first heard it. Months later I found out that it was just briefly featured in TSB so I think that explains it (I will talk more about my TSB viewings on TSB day. EVERYTHING has to be explained in excruciating detail, lmao)

The Calm Before The Storm: bugsonas 4ever. Song itself is amazing too

How To Get Your Ass Kicked: how can a song about getting your ass kicked be so pleasant and relaxing, it always keeps cracking me up, how perfect that is actually

Bullet Train: I love it how introducing the topic of the song with a "It's the [topic of the song]" is a reoccurring theme on this album. Thank you Sparks for this ode to technology and art (these lyrics always have me giggling). And also it just goes hard as heck

It's Educational: a perfect fusion of / sequel to I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car and Progress (it's mostly the vocal delivery that reminds me of the latter)

The Angels: such an odd one here but I still like it a lot, I apparently said that it sounds "surprisingly mainstream for Sparks but somehow in a positive way". It's very sweet and I absolutely love how Russell sings here, it's so different from what we're used to but that only makes it hit you even more in the feels, lol. And I actually prefer the alternative version of this song that's featured as a bonus track, and I do think that's in big part because you can hear Russell better on it (or that was my first impression of it at least and it kind of stuck)

[shuploc]

How’s your drawing with hobie going?

Honestly, not very good LMAO, I'll more than likely have to completely redo it, ngl.

Whenever I have time to spare between work, I'll pick out the very best idea I have in mind for a drawing in that moment and draw that, and I literally have so many more ideas for Miguel drawings compared to Hobie, unfortunately, so idk. I literally just wanna draw Miguel so bad lmao. Maybe I'll figure out a cool concept for a drawing in the meantime, but I'm really sorry I teased ya'll with Hobie stuff and then never delivered... hopefully soon 🤞😔

[boardideas]

to be young and in love👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾💗

[empressxmachina]

"Mock Trial" by me | (on DA) | (on BSKY)

More like "(No) Mocking Trial," am I (W)right? Who let me do this again!? I need a cool folder name for the Investigations duology, but what?

Back in Japanifornia but later in time (and in a dark haze for the drama). Here, we have an intended double date practice session with the original courtroom rivals, now upgraded/promoted, and their just-as-dramatic understudies as co-counsels (or vice versa?) in a period after the grand societal tension/incident lingering in the previous image is resolved, all in some sort of rush/motion with no one in proper, static form. Well, the prosecution is definitely represented (as much as I was willing to try without [REDACTED]); the defense is a bit obscured: one being just a hand, and his headless boss/mentor dangling from said hand.

I envision Apollo as a size-shifter, somewhat recognizant of his variously split life (IYKYK), able to be small, too, when he feels safe to do so. But as I wanted Phoenix to stay small and just didn't want him directly with Miles again this time, using Apollo seemed like the next best choice since I intended to include Klavier somewhere from the start.

Again, you don't have to tell me I should just write a story; I know! But a girl is still busy... unless inspired. 👀

~more commentary and the references under the cut~

I know the junior attorneys are a bit mediocre in their detailing, but you can't tell me that I didn't eat with the OTP leaders. I still can't be bothered with Miles' hair, but the totality of it all, especially the face and vest, despite the scuffed glasses, is an achievement.

I almost put him in his father's coat for the feels, but the texture pointed me toward using his own, more blue like in the art in-game rather than full black like in the anime.

He's also not built like a beautiful fridge, despite my attempts in manipulating the stock, so let's just imagine that he has a sleeper build, okay?

The same pride for aesthetics goes for Phoenix with his accessories, but the intensity goes even more so for the annoyances, like trying to make his face and hair, only for me to take the L and just hide them altogether, lol.

That feeling when Herr Wright can fit within Herr Forehead's forehead.

Sketchbook Pro

"man, ..., moody, ..., emo" - Photo on PxHere

"Round Golden Badge" - Photo by tasper on Openclipart //yes, Phoenix has his badge; why else am I showing this picture at full-size?

"Dreams about big possibilities. Man in office clothes traines in football or soccer like goalkeeper on grey wall. Unusual look for businessman in motion, action. Sport, healthy lifestyle." - Photo by master1305 on Freepik

"hand hanging something blank" - Photo by cunaplus on Adobe Stock

"Gray Vest Hanging on a Hanger" - Photo by Maria Fernanda Perez on Pexels

"Empty courtroom, with old wooden paneling" - Photo by fivepointsix on Adobe Stock

"Hinged Cuff Bracelet" - Photo by Metropolitan Museum of Art, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons

"Barrier rope isolated" - Photo by macrovector on Freepik

"Empty wall background" - Photo by topnto26 on Freepik

"Elegant Man Putting on Coat" - Photo by Евгений Горман on Pexels

"Closeup shot of a pair of glasses on a gray surface" - Photo by wirestock on Freepik

"Man Wearing Lace Cravat Sitting on Window Sill" - Photo by cottonbro studio on Pexels

"Portrait of handsome fashion stylish hipster businessman model dressed in elegant blue suit posing on gray" - Photo by halayalex on Freepik

"Blonde, Portrait, Selfie" - Photo by TheHilaryClark on Pixabay

"Business people" - Photo by Racool_studio on Freepik

Circa October 2024. It's almost Christmas, which means it wasn't Christmas!

Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth, Apollo Justice, Klavier Gavin, Ace Attorney, and related characters/themes © CAPCOM.

This is the one that should've had a good "Turnabout" title, yet... nothing again. SMH.

[chidoroki]

August 22nd - Happy Birthday Emma - ft: her tvtropes

[jackinalex]

via @starcrossed-wildfire

[annadelveys]

1/ no invite = not going: i mean good you weren't invited. unless you want to crash the party which actually is fun

2/ last minute invite = not going: ok that sounds very stupid to me especially since were all adults here. sometimes you dont talk to someone for 5 years and then you run into them and its nice and you're happy about it so you go "by the way I'm having a birthday party on Friday, are you free? do you want to come?" i don't think anything weird or offensive about that & were in this situation many times before

3/ no contact on the date = not going: makes sense probably only if its the first date? if its a party then you just might be stupid.

[helenapsent]

We have a small addition to our family!!

There are five kittens in total, but I didn't get to shoot two more as one is bitey and rambunctious and the other is just the most businesslike sausage in the world and didn't want to be in the photo >:с

[goko-satosano-1207]

[freegamingideas]

29+ Must-Have Sims 4 Selfie Poses for the Perfect Simstagram Pic.

Are you ready to take your Sims selfies to the next level? From moody Vogue-inspired shots to casual beach hangs, I’ve got 29+ Sims 4 selfie poses that will take your sim’s photos to the next level!

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