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BEHOLD! A small bundle of Garrett and Cece drawings. The top one is directly inspired by the Pirate Fairy :) @okminer07

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Feel like everyone has probably seen this, especially if you’re into G/T, but I’ll put it out here :)

Movie: Alice In wonderland (2010)

Where to watch: Disney +

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very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice "oooohh you're so cute! you're so cute! i'm not going to pet you because i know you're working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i'm not allowed~" and i have to tell them what they're doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i'm out with her.

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Finally managed to color this line art of Milly and Simon.

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Feeling shy (>᎑<๑)/♡

I CANT DRAW BACKGROUNDSSSSS ( ╥ ᴗ ╥)

But.. but this is close enough ( ╥ ᴗ ╥) (puffy eyes)

I really wanted to try but idk my kryptonite ? jk I KNOW IT IS

anyway I wanted to practice so yeah ദ്ദി(╥﹏╥)

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You know how some high schoolers in home ec had to take care of a fake baby? I need a semi-realistic 4" tall human doll, just to see if I could take care of a tiny person for a day.

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2022-2025

Oh, Charles, you did this to yourself. Stop crying if you didn't lay your paw on me. I would have been more merciful but you only got yourself to blame. You should have listened to your mother.

Wooo!!! Look at that! Really proud of the outcome of this one.

What do you guys think!

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Alternate versions (without the sparkles and saliva) below the cut

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*repost* Dame sneaking back home after a night out with a gentleman well climbing in. At least he's dropped her off. Such a gentlemen indeed. Will we see this man again who knows but that smile says a maybe?

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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Ahh fuck.

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Abolish Tesla.

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GEORGES HOBEIKA Couture Spring/Summer 2025 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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if one more person comments on my "we need to keep payphones/public phones" post with "what we need are free phone charging stations and wifi hotspots, like in new york!" i am going to lose my mind. what do you people not understand about "not everyone has a smartphone" and "phones can break". how are these new concepts.

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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Be my safe haven during the storm.