#country bumpkin

[josephsmutt]

i'll put Joseph Smith to shame

[loser-butch-bumpkin]

i got called a “Country Bumpkin” a few days ago and wasn’t sure what it meant. I told my mom about it today and she explained it to me (not in these words) as basically a country bimbo/himbo. Like “oh, they don’t know any better, they’re just a country bumpkin.”

i feel like I’m supposed to take that as an insult, but honestly it’s kinda comforting. I have a high iq, so I’ve always been intelligent, and because of that I always felt pressured to be the smartest person in the room. I didn’t let myself ask questions because I was worried people would think I was stupid. I always put myself in a leadership role because people expected me to know what was going on, even when I didn’t. Basically, I forced myself to act like an adult even though I was a kid.

recently though, I’ve been letting myself rely on other people. I’ll get on VRchat, put on a cute avatar and my banner that says “pet me”, and turn my brain off. My joke I tell people is “I’m really smart, I just choose to be stupid”. I value my intelligence, but when I act like a dumb puppy, people don’t expect me to know things I don’t. They don’t expect me to be mature or have everything together. “He’s just a puppy, it doesn’t know any better.”

i love that I’m smart, but I also love that people think I’m dumb or an airhead, because that lets me be able to be myself unapologetically. So pleasepleasePLEASE call me a Country Bumpkin, call me a dumb baby, call me your stupid puppy. Make me feel like you don’t need me to be smart for me to have value.

[linksboobs]

I love bumpkin twilight so much

[thekid36]

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[jhsharman]

Yeah, Prudence is Hot after all... "can't tell a book by its cover"

Now that we have removed the Kool Aid and Chips Ahoy (Do the companies know they are sharing the same panel, which does seem like it would be a dilution), maybe we can retcon the tray Betty is holding so this turns into one of those Hostess Fruit pie ads of the late 1970s / early 1980s -- the girls will win the boys back from "It turned out she was hot after all" Prudence with those Hostess Pies!

Though. The Chips Ahoy package is not as cleanly delineated as Nabisco should want it to be.

[mace-waz-here]

I live in a small town in Arkansas with absolutely notching to do in it and let me tell you, the trope of country bumpkin going to a city and being amazed by everything is true bc it lowkey happens to me. And I’m not even as bumpkiny as the trope usually gets

The first time I saw a dump truck I was like 12 and amazed, anytime we're at a big city (one with more than one story) mall I want to "ride the escalator" like it's a roller coaster cuz we got none, I think of public busses like a ride too, and I get a little amazed when I see a bus stop anywhere within 40 minutes of where I live

I dont even live in a neighborhood so I have like no kids my age around to play with and never really have

Pros and cons of living in the county

Pros: more nature, clearer night skies, peaceful, perfect

Cons: get cheated out of most normal kid/teen experiences

[thegirlintheblackdress]

A Menina da Melancia, by Clodoaldo Martins

[bryonyashaw]

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𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗮𝘆 - 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗕𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗧𝗲𝗮.

[burgundychaircrumbs]

favored by the umbrella plant.

[miisinternational]

Pumpkin Bread

Now here is a recipe that can be used during the Thanksgiving season as well as the Christmas season although when it comes to food and of course I know how to prepare all the recipes that I share with everyone everyday can be a holiday for me depending on what my taste is for a particular day.

Every persons taste is different and that is what makes the world go around, but there isn’t much that I don’t like when it comes to the sweet things.

Remember your ingredients should be at room temperature.

1-2/3 cups all-purpose flour 1

5 Minute Vegan Recipe COOKBOOK

[thatdamn-honeybadger]

I swear Square Enix looks at our blogs. They know we are in the middle of a:

✨️SephGeal Renaissance✨️

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[lovehaleylo]

Glittergolf stuff 🐊☀️🌙 also country bumpkin Monty, before he was a Glamrock

[x-letsbreaksomerules-x]

is this something

[rottingchapel]

[heynhay]

let's drive out

[bryonyashaw]

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Snapshots of our May

Spring is in full swing and in May people celebrated alsorts of things like Star Wars Day, school have broken up for half term and people enjoyed Bank Holidays!

We also saw the Coronation of King Charles III on 6th May, with a whole weekend of celebrations across the UK & around the world. It is the first time that the UK has celebrated a coronation in 70 years.

𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗠𝗮𝘆 2023:

• 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝗗𝗮𝘆 - is an ancient pagan spring festival, traditionally celebrated across Europe with maypole dancing and the crowning with a floral crown of a May Queen

• 𝗖𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼 𝗗𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗼

• 𝗦𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸

• 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸

• 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗗𝗶𝗲𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗧𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗕𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗰𝗵 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗖𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗙𝗶𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘀 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗩𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 ��𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗛𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗟𝘂𝗽𝘂𝘀 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗺𝗮/𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗠𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗵𝗺𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗖𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗰 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗙𝗶𝘁𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 & 𝗦𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆

• 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗠𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸

• 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸

• 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗳 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸

• 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗛𝘆𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗮𝘆

• 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗢𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵

• 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗜𝗕𝗗 𝗗𝗮𝘆

• 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗡𝗼 𝗧𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼 𝗗𝗮𝘆

• 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗚𝗶𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁 & 𝗦𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗗𝗮𝘆

• 𝗘𝘂𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁