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[lucaanis]

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[inkskinned]

she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let

and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment

and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.

and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment

and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?

to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.

and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.

you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.

[yourladyem]

I seriously think if she hadn't yelled "Home, Home, Home" he was going to plant one on her. 😂

Would have been funnier if she slightly enjoyed it.

[comicallysmallcereals]

Awwww heartwarming, wet detective, and horrible eldritch dream beast have codependent friendship<3

[lasagoofs]

first class vs. dofp

[sprainedankle15]

thinking about this

[introspectivememories]

mister lewis hamilton, sir, how are you gonna go on live television and talk about about how your karting days were the best times of your career and still never say nico's name? not once but multiple times??? oh you mean the karting your did with your childhood best friend nico rosberg? that karting? the karting where you met him? the karting where your families became friends? the karting where you spent months in italy together? the pizza eating contests and torn up hotel rooms? the frosties? the unicycling? that karting???? "i'm over the divorce," says man who is soo not over the divorce.

[tennessoui]

how is obikin doing in couples counseling au? is Sheari ready to give them a referral yet just to get rid of the headache?

couples counselor: so today i thought we could start diving into your various miscommunications via love languages. do you know what a love language is?

obikin: :\ :\

couples counselor:

obikin: :| :|

couples counselor: ok thats what i thought. so we can start with a very basic question: how do you think you express your love for your partner? do you express it through nice words? doing nice things for him? holding his hand or clasping his shoulder? spending time together outside of mandatory missions? presenting him with tokens of your affection?

anakin: i save his life. when he does stupid reckless shit. does that count.

couples counselor: ok! we can call that acts of service. obi-wan, what about you? how do you show anakin that you love him?

obi-wan: hm. well. i told him i was proud of him once. like right before he went off and almost joined the dark side. is that anything.

couples counselor: ok so that sounds a bit like words of affirmation, but perhaps now we should talk about frequency of--

anakin: yeah that was really great and i think about it often :) i probably think about those words more than i think about my wedding vows to my wife :)

couples counselor: ok so we're gonna take a quick break

obikin: what why? no one's yelled or cursed or left or done anything bad?

couples counselor: we're gonna take a quick break for me. my break. my self-care break.

[evilkaeya]

meursault arc is a sitcom actually

[loganslowdown4]

OMFG they’re the same HFGSGSFS

[brightsunnydaysofcastamere]

The good omens confession/divorce is still so insane to me.

They're both saying "I love you, I need you, please come with me" and somehow they both walk away from that conversation feeling completely and utterly rejected.... absolutely amazing lmao

[hanchouu]

“this isnt about saving the world—its all just some power play against him. i may not know exactly whats going on, but i dont think i want any part of this” martin rlly said i will not be a part of your marital spat AMEN 🙏

[yourladyem]

Keaton on Beetlejuice 3!

Keaton's official comment on possibly playing Beetlejuice again for a third film.

This quote was taken from a Screen Rant article highlighting an E! News interview with Keaton at the Goodrich premiere.

As for a possible third installment, he explained, "Oh yeah, I'd do it every year, yeah."

He's totally in!

I'm all for Beetlejuice 3 or a live-action series with the BJ 2 cast.

[percycoolguy]

tucker voice Haha woah hey ladies am i interrupting something haha nah its cool you two get back to your lovers quarrel ill just stand right here and enjoy the view

[3lliesan]

Yuu after Jamil's Overblot: Hm... Now how do I get these idiots to sort things out via heart-to-heart?

Chapter 7: The Girls Are Fighting!

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Well, that works too ig-