#costa rican reader

[thatdeadaquarius]

@goldensunsetchild Asked:

Hello there! I know that you might be busy right now but I wanted to let you know an idea that I have, greatly inspired by your post: spanish reader who gets homesick but instead of getting depressed by it starts to do things they used to do back on their world. Dancing to their traditional dances while singing their accompanying songs, teaching the children the games they used to play when they were younger and also telling folktales to everyone who is interested in listening to. If you decide to do this idea and want to incorporate things from Costa Rica, please let me know and I'll help you with anything you need (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

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HELLO YES SORRY IT TOOK ME SO DAMN LONG TO GET TO THIS!! 😭 /gen

I went to Costa Rica back in highschool in 2018? I think, and when I tell you I FELL IN LOVEEEE <3333

Costa Rica is a beautiful country and everyone was really nice, vibes were immaculate 🤌 ✨

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Sun: Costa Rican Reader! (you/they/them)

Stars: Sumeru cast

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: None known & Trigger Warnings: alcohol usage/drinking game.

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

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when u first crash landed in Teyvat, people luckily recognized you from when u were a player!

and u took in whatever culture and traditions everyone was so excited to show you as they were kind enough to give u clothes/food/shelter etc.

butttt… it did get overwhelming after a few months, and u got homesick more and more often :(

after all there wasn’t really an equivalent country to Costa Rica, and you couldn’t just take a plane back home, you were stuck here for… however long it takes someone to leave a video game universe??

You decided to actually do smth abt the crippling depression and “outsider” feelings instead of just rotting away, and went to Sumeru to get closer to the greenery of your home,

it made you feel a little better, but it could be the best, so u decide to lowkey force everyone in Sumeru to convert to Costa Rican LMAO

so ofc u did the most logical thing to convert ppl to a culture, the food!

u helped fund a small restaurant full of classic Costa Rican foods (coughandsoyoucaneatitwheneveryouwantcough)

(u still have the insane mora leftover from what u had in game so ur basically one of the richest ppl in Teyvat ngl 💀)

u recreated just the basic gallo pinto/casado with what was available (some beans from Natlan and rice from Inazuma/Liyue, the Ajilenakh nut from Sumeru acc kinda acts like plantains :0 and local fish/greens for salad)

Needless to say Sumeru is fascinated by the new cuisine and esp since its not a secret that you’ve funded it/made the menu from your homeworld

Alhaitham orders the casado most of the time bc he “admires the exact proportions, its all the nutrients you need, perfectly balanced” NERDDD

Tighnari likes barbudos bc there's not a lot of egg dishes in Sumeru but there are a lot of greens, so he “likes the familiar in unique combinations!”

unsurprisingly, Cyno likes Chancelta bc he can pick it up, eat it quickly, and go on with his patrol

Collei, Kaveh (and secretly Dehya lol) really like being able to munch and snack on sugar cane, (and the plantain imitation desserts!)

(u found sugarcane deep in sumeru forests, it was like on ur world, but sweet flowers sprouted out of the stalks too!)

You decide the next phase was to introduce dances and other fun stuff!!

Nilou was literally shaking with excitement to learn the traditional dances <3 (and also getting ur permission to add fun twists or Sumeru elements to them)

the kids that like to hang around and watch the troupe practice (and join) absolutely got obsessed with swing criollo, it was so cute to watch them all pair up and kinda trip over their own feet trying the footwork out

(u may or may not have teared up bc the band learned how to play a Spanish song for u guys to dance to, just for you)

teaching the theater troupes musicians how to adapt upbeat songs like Caballito Nicoyano or Ticas Lindas

omg getting Nilou Kaveh Faruzan Cyno Dehya (and Dunyazard!) to do the calipso limonense always cheers you up, (which is why they are so eager to do it when ur feeling homesick ❤️‍🩹)

Kaveh steps on too many people’s toes, Dehya gets dizzy from the spins/turns easily, Faruzan keeps spinning for too long, Nilou and Dunyazard are actually secretly latina bc they're so good at it (did they outdo you?? no, no they couldn't possibly-)

and Cyno just really likes the little dance line everyone makes lol

speaking of the General Mahamatra

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

u CANNOT teach Cyno a new game from your home country, and expect him to NOT be the most competitive mf in Teyvat abt it

that's actually how u spread any games from back home, Cyno just does all the work for you and challenges ppl to things like jackses and no one knows what it is

which he then proceeds to strong arm them into learning and beat their asses at it

(yes Cyno wins against you a lot, sorry lmao)

You definitely had a drinking game centered around it one time and the consequences changed with each person who lost

like Cyno had to learn how to cook tamales that were edible, and more importantly..

Alhaitham had to at least attempt the swing criollo lol

(was it unfairly attractive? maybe. was watching Nilou, who was teaching him, and Alhaitham both do swing criollo 2x as attractive?? that's just for u and the Sumeru vision users to know)

SPEAKING OF ALHAITHAM

absolutely hilarious, yet also impressive?? how quickly he picked up ur slang

smug bastard picked it up based off sheer context/vibes too, u didn't even explain it to him, just u trying to go sit down in ur Costa Rican restaurant and he pulls u back before someone mows u down saying “hey, suave un toque-”

YOUR NECK FUCKING CRACKING BC U WHIPPED AROUND TO LOOK AT HIM SO FAST LMAOOO

(ngl u scared the fuck out of the poor scholar before he got all smug abt knowing slang)

accidentally spread this knowledge to other vision users bc he got in the habit of casually using it, tbh more often when ur not around lol (Alhaitham being caught having habits bc he's fond of other ppl?? never)

his favorite is “qué chante…😒 ” obv lol

so now the forest rangers use stuff like pura vida and tuanis sending each other off on patrols! Collei so cutely excited to explain to other Sumeru ppl or tourists where the words come from and what they mean, spreading ur Costa Rica agenda very well 👌

and the mahamatra like to use “Jale pa’la choza” when coming back from the desert to Sumeru city homebase! :)

ALSO bonus:

u absolutely got leyendas into the bedtime warning/ghost stories of the entirety of Sumeru children lmao

u start spooking kids like Dori (Nahida finds them fascinating)

and after awhile u notice Cyno and Dehya mentioning watching out at night for La Llorona or los cadejos 💀??

like you've genuinely made them paranoid, bc they wanna be sweethearts and protect you from them, like even if they don't believe they exist, they're worried you do and are trying to make u feel better lol <3

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an iced coffee? for me?? :O 

Blessed be Costa Rica, such a lovely country when I went, and as soon as I got off the plane coming back the first thing I did was make a Costa Rican meal the best I could

like got my mom to prep from dry black beans and rice etc. as fresh as we could get (nowhere near costa rica level btw) and made fresh guac and fried plantain chips and salmon I think? literally cooked the first night back bc I knew I missed the food already/knew id get sick

and I was RIGHT, that food I made was fine, but any other American food so bad I got nauseous

I literally got sick COMING BACK TO THE U.S like 😨???!!! I knew it was bad but not THAT bad lmao

and the first meal I had after that was still a homecooked meal, like my mom made it💀

love the coffee from there too, we even ordered coffee from the farm we visited when I got back to US it was so good (10x better than American obv)

THANK YOU BTW GOLDEN!! FOR BEING SO PATIENT AND LOVELY TELLING ME ALL ABT COSTA RICA <3333

I hope this did some amount of justice to ur beautiful home! :)

Safe Travels Golden Child,

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[dance-is-life27]

Strangers

Costa Rican Cop x Reader

Summary: The stranger at the bar piques your interest, so of course, it ends with you in his hotel room for the night.

Warnings: 18+, smut, gender neutral reader, dry humping, blow jobs, sex with a stranger, drinking, no y/n, very little plot with porn, internet translated spanish, implication of a voice kink at the end cause I just couldn't help myself sorry, not beta read

A/n: Yes I wrote a whole fanfic for a character that has like 5 minutes of screen time, in my defense tho look at how hot he is!!

The sound of glass slamming against the bar top gets you to look to your left but the view of the man before you forces your eyes to stay on him. 

He's stunning, you notice the longer you look at him. From the furrow in his brows to the long slope of his nose to the short beard covering only his chin, all of his face just works together to easily make the most beautiful man you've ever met. His curls are slicked back and it makes you wonder what they would look like, wild and free-flowing, although with his crisp white button-up and black slacks on and an empty gun holster at his waist, it doesn't look like his job would permit something like that. What a shame. 

His head turns sharply towards you and it's clear that you've been caught, his piercing brown eyes narrow at you before they scan across your figure. His eyes assessing you but not quite undressing you. You smile at him when his eyes return back up but you only get a curt nod from the stranger before he turns his head and attention towards the bartender. 

You keep your eyes on him as you sip on your drink, glancing over at the stranger every now and then as it increasingly looks like he's trying to drown himself in his drink. Your curiosity gets the better of you when he slams back his third drink of the night since you've been here, and you haven’t been here very long, and you find yourself plopping down into the seat next to him. 

“What's on your mind, handsome?” You ask, watching as his body turns towards you, the harsh lines in his face almost deter you from even getting this close to him, let alone talking to him. Almost. 

“What’s it matter to you?” He asks in return, his voice thick with an accent that nearly makes a shiver run up your spine. 

You shrug, “It doesn’t, just seems like you could use someone to talk to.” His piercing stare doesn’t leave yours and you can see the gears turning in his head as he’s debating whether to tell you; as he’s debating whether to trust you. The stranger breaks first from the eye contact. Surprisingly, you figured he would’ve put up much more of a fight as he asks the bartender for a refill. 

He waits until the bartender leaves to give you an answer, “My wife wants a divorce,” he sighs, running a hand through his hair before he slumps in his seat, “and she wants full custody of our little girls.” The man downs nearly half of his drink, he doesn’t wince as it travels down his throat and he doesn't turn back towards you until you speak.

“Can I ask why?” 

The man scoffs before he answers, “She says I’m never home, never around, always working.” He lets out a heavy sigh before he downs the rest of his drink in mere seconds before your eyes. You don’t have it in you to look away at the path the liquid takes into and down his body. Luckily the stranger before you doesn’t notice. 

“You know, you won’t solve your problems by drinking them away.” 

He raises his brow at your words as he sets the glass back down on the bar top, “Oh yeah, what do you suggest I do then?” 

You shrug before you look away, watching the sunset through an open window, the clouds and sky are already dark, nearing their more purple and blue tones quickly, the sight mesmerizing you before you turn your head back to the brown-eyed abyss in front of you. His brow is still raised as he awaits your reply, you subconsciously lick your lips as you try to think of an answer and his eyes follow the movement. It makes a smirk appear on your lips before his eyes meet yours again. 

“I’m just sayin’, there are other ways to relieve stress, y’know.” You suggest, leaning your body forward a bit into his personal space. You're close enough to smell his cologne, the deep rich earthy scent infiltrating your nostrils. It’s intoxicating. The stranger leans in with you, not quite meeting you halfway but it's still close enough to let you know that he's interested in you.

“Is that what you want?” 

“Only if you do.” You reply as you watch his pupils dilate before you. Silence fills the air between the two of you, only the noise of the people and the bar surrounding you keep it from being completely pin-drop silent. 

A smirk grows on his lips before he responds, “Hmm, why not?” 

His kisses are surprisingly gentle as you stumble into his hotel room, though his hands that are gripping your waist as he presses you up against the door tell an entirely different story. The duality of both makes you moan into his mouth, already dizzy on the man’s touch and you’ve only just begun. 

His hips grind into you as the kiss deepens and you tug on his curls as your hips subconsciously buck up into his. Your mind is clouded with fog when his mouth moves to your jawline, each kiss tickling you as he travels down towards your neck. 

You toss your head back against the door as soft lips leave a dizzying trail down, eventually ending up at your collarbones. You can’t help but rock your body against his thigh that slipped between your legs at some time during the past few moments. His grip on your waist tightens as he guides you up and down his thigh and you let out a moan when you feel his kiss against your Adam's apple. 

“Please!” You moan out when it all gets to be too much, and you still haven’t even moved off the door yet. 

“Please what? What do you need?” His mouth trails back up your neck and gets dangerously close to your ear before he whispers, “You need me to fuck you?” The deep husk in his voice makes you clench around nothing, your neediness apparent in the way you nod near violently in response. 

“Yes, please!” A chuckle leaves his lips in response to your words before he pulls back, his hands still attached to your waist as he drags you towards the bed in the middle of the room. 

You watch as he begins to unbutton his shirt, slowly revealing to you the muscles and abs underneath, your mouth near drooling as he sheds himself of the first article of clothing on his body. “I can’t fuck you if you’re fully clothed, cariño.” His words force your attention back up to meet a cocky smile on his lips. One that makes you playfully roll your eyes before you begin undressing yourself. 

The both of you watch the other as you strip, piece by piece, clothing by clothing, all of it leaves you, ending up on the floor of his room. His eyes trail down your figure once you’re fully undressed, but this time he’s admiring more than he is assessing you. He stalks towards you slowly, moving at a snail’s pace as his hands find your waist once more. Rough calluses greet you at his touch and his fingertips glide, light as a feather against your skin, up towards your chest. 

You let out a moan as he cups what’s there, his hands kneading the soft of your flesh expertly. His fingers flicking lightly at your nipples that have you pushing into his hands for more. Your eyes roll back and your mouth slides open as he continues at a brutally soft pace he sets and the feel of him leaves you aching for more where you stand. 

“Qué linda eres.” He whispers, not giving you time to respond before his mouth captures yours into a passionate kiss. His hands move from your chest to the rest of your body, anywhere that’s within reach, each touch leaving a lingering invisible imprint on you. 

“Fuck-” you let out as you pull away from the man before you, your breathing unnatural as you try to catch your breath. You turn your head to avoid his intense gaze, his eyes boring into as if you're a puzzle that he’s trying to figure out. 

“Why’d you stop?” He asks you, his nose nuzzling with yours, effectively getting all of your attention back on him. You smile at him, setting a quick kiss on his lips before you sink down to your knees in front of him. 

“I told you I’d help you de-stress, didn’t I?”

He only wordlessly nods as you take his cock into your hand, wrapping your fingers around him easily. You start off slow, giving his cock lazy pumps to begin with. Each tug of your fingers gets him to buck into your hand slowly. 

“C’mon, quit teasing.” He huffs out and when you look up you see him tugging on his bottom lip in between his teeth, his head lowered and his eyes shut tightly. He looks heavenly, you think as you swirl your tongue around his cock, watching his jaw fall open and his closed eyes relax. 

You find yourself moaning as you take him deeper into your mouth, the hefty weight and the musky taste of his cock invading your senses. You let your mind go blank as you bob your head, letting your tongue explore all the parts of the stranger above you. 

He lifts a hand to push his curls out of his face, the once neat slicked back look having long since disappeared. His other hand comes up to rest at the back of your head, the touch doing nothing more than just being there, one that doesn't ask or force more than what you're giving. 

“Shit, just like that, baby.” The man above you groans as you continue. Your rhythm slows as you hollow your cheeks around him. “Dios, esa maldita boca tuya.” The stranger groans out, his hips twitching each time you pull back until you pull completely off him, allowing yourself to pant needily over his cock before you swirl over his tip with your tongue. 

“I want you to come in my mouth.” You request, your own voice raspy and winded as you try to catch your breath. 

Something glazes over the strangers eyes before he smirks at you, “Fuck, you sure?” You can only nod in response before you start again, when you hollow your cheeks around him again a groan leaves his mouth that leaves your head spinning. 

Your eyes slide shut in anticipation, every inch of you buzzing with need. It's then that you raise your hands to grip at his waist, no doubt leaving indents in the shape of your nails along his lower back. The stranger's hips twitch underneath your palms and then his cock twitches a few seconds later. It's the only warning you're given before your mouth is flooded with warmth. 

You lean back, leaving only his tip in your mouth as his cum fills your throat. The salty taste etches into your taste buds in a way that leaves you aching for more as you swallow all that he has to offer. It's not until he pulls you off of him that you finally look up.

The man above you doesn't smile at you, doesn't acknowledge the way that you gasp for air, he doesn’t thank you in any verbal way, instead he just helps you to your feet. His brown eyes locked onto yours as if you're the only person on this planet. The seconds pass by quickly as his eyes drift towards the bed beside you both and then back towards you, the desire that filled them before intensifying. 

“Get on the bed, I'm not finished with you yet.” He speaks and you know then that his voice is going to haunt your every wet dream from this moment on. 

[jisokai]

All these stars,

You always thought the circus was where you yearned to be. At least, until it finally let you in—and introduced you to Hanta Sero.

[circus AU where seamstress!reader and acrobat!sero realize that their lives have been running parallel for a long time, and it’s up to you to weave them together]

sero hanta x gn reader 6 parts | 89k words | complete

AU: circus, rated M, time skip characters (implied mid to late twenties), eventual (emotional) smut, Ecuadorian & Japanese Sero, Costa Rican Reader, but the fic is mostly set in Italy (Milan), Strangers to Lovers (<- debatable), Slow Burn, Pining, Grief/Mourning, messy family drama

massive thanks to: my beta @vonabel and my beloved @staraxiaa for being the 2 people interested in this story when i originally pitched the idea. additional thanks to @babyboybokuto for double checking my spanish. you all have been my biggest cheerleaders <3 and gracefully dealt with my cryptic behavior throughout this mess.

also on ao3!

Parts:

(specific tags and warnings are listed at the beginning of each part)

1: one brighter than the rest. [12.1k]

2: veiled by the daytime sky. [11.4k]

3: that we'll string together. [14.7k]

4: made of the same dust. [13k]

5: but yours is my guide. [22.3k]

6: & yet i'll always choose you. [15.8k]

afterword

additional notes:

reader is referred to with they/them pronouns and does not have descriptions of their physical features. they are sometimes described wearing dresses or skirts and makeup, but i still consider this gender neutral—especially since they are often in costumes.

this is fairly reader-centric and involves a lot of elements outside the main pairing.

fic tag: All these stars - bnha circus AU

[meazalykov]

social media series

barcelona femení x barca!reader

part two

summary: reader loves having an aesthetic instagram

warnings: injury + just pretend this is you in all of the pictures presented❤️

y/n.l/n

{tagged: fcbfemeni}

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y/n.l/n happy to be here

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ingrid_engen 🥰🥰😍

fcbwomen472 bonmati and l/n linkup will be deadly for the opposition oh my

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esmeebrugts 🔥

user261819 barcelona taking all of the good players smfh

random22222 yeah, l/n would've shined in bayern or maybe across the sea in orlando. she will never outshine putellas or bonmati here

fcbgirl777 who said she's trying to outshine anyone?

yooooitsme 🤩💙❤️

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alexiaputellas 💙❤️

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august 13th, 2023

y/n.l/n

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y/n.l/n debut and my first goal tonight :D

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user171930 THAT SCREAMER WAS CRAZY

random28128 no way madridcff defenders were stopping that

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esmeebrugts 🔥🤩

aitanabonmati 😍

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salmaparalluelo 💙💙💙

fcbculer10 that assist from you salma 🤩

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september 16th, 2023

alexiaputellas (you are mapi in the picture below)

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alexiaputellas last week 🩷

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y/n.l/n amar 🫶

user26118 😍😍

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vickyylopezz._ 🤩

wosofanzz so its a l/n putellas linkup then 🤩😭🔥

random18103 are you renewing after this season?

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september 17th, 2023

y/n.l/n

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y/n.l/n life

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wosofanzz THE PIC OF YOU AND ESMEE AWE

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esmeebrugts 🫶😍

wlwcouplesz728 I ship 🥲

random27291 @ wlwcouplz728 esmee has a girlfriend already..

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vickyylopezz._ 🥰

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jillroord 😍

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october 1st, 2023

fcbfemeni & y/n.l/n

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fcbfemeni woman of the match 💙❤️

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username7922 not sure how we only got 1-0 out of atletico madrid...

fcbfem1810 vamos!

random111118 the cross from fridolina and the header from y/n 😍 stunner

y/nfan777 ballon d'or next year 👀

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october 15th, 2023

y/n.l/n

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y/n.l/n national break <3

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sophsssmith 😍😍😍😍

random2729 dodgers >>

random991 that screamer from you against bolivia yesterday wtfff why didn't you post about it 😅

y/n.l/n sorry 🥲

user1819 you were in new york at the same time as me 💔

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lynnwilliams9 obsessed with you

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october 23rd, 2023

fcbfemnews

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fcbfemnews BREAKING 🚨: Y/n L/n will be out for four weeks. She has suffered a muscle injury in the rectus femoris during her national break game with the USWNT against Costa Rica. Get well soon Y/n ❤️💙❤️🩵

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random289 NOOOOOOOO

y/n.l/n ❤️❤️

user7291 watching her take that hit was scary to watch

barcafemluvr what happened? sorry I couldn't watch her national game

user7291 y/n tried to pass the ball to her teammate lindsey but suddenly she jumped and clenched her leg after a costa rican player knocked her over😕

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october 26th, 2023

aitanabonmati

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aitanabonmati con el mejor de todos los tiempos. @ leomessi 🐐 # lamasia

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y/n.l/n nobody deserves this more than you 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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ingrid_engen 😍😍😍😍

random2829 y/n winning the next one? 👀

fcbfanz her or caro tbh

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november 1st, 2023

part three here

I do not own any of the photos used for this fic.

[sportswriters]

i think he knows - u. simón

pairing: unai simón x female!reader | f | mutual pining | wc: 2,610 | warnings: none | note: they got history together hehe | 🖊: ella

“didn't you study together?”

ilse’s loud voice allowed me to fully understand the question she had asked. i followed her finger with my eyes, trying to figure out who she was pointing at, until i saw the little yellow dot in the shape of a person in spain's penalty area.

“ah,” i reflected for a moment, facing the crowd of people shouting around me. football made people behave strangely. “yeah.”

she’d pointed to unai simón, the starting goalkeeper for the spanish national team at the world cup.

“how do you know that?” i asked, curious.

i had never told her about simón. ilse and i became friends after i finished high school, when i managed to do a one-year exchange in costa rica. she was a very outgoing native who adopted me as her friend for the rest of my stay and even when i left a year and a half later, we were still friends.

i couldn’t decide whether or not it was depressing to reveal that she was the only friend i’d ever had. being a nerd at school didn’t open doors for me in terms of lasting friendships, but it did bring me many academic and professional opportunities. even though ilse was the daughter of the leader of the medical team and was following the world cup so closely because of him, i was there on business. her father was my boss and i was part of the medical team for the costa rican national team.

“i snooped through your yearbook,” ilse confessed, nudging my arm and then discreetly pointing to simón grabbing the ball again. she didn’t even seem upset that her team was losing 7-0. “he’s very handsome. do you think he remembers you?”

simón once found me dirty with paint; a group of stupid boys were playing a prank on the group of people they called nerds and as i passed the door to the chemistry lab, a rope was pulled and a bucket of colored paint fell on my head. i was annoyed enough to realize that i couldn't cope with a bunch of dumbasses, so i turned to leave and bumped into simón. i soiled his shirt and didn't say anything.

another time, at an ice-skating event on the school playground, i decided to risk skating, which was a bad idea. i only realized it when i slipped on the ice, fell backwards onto the ground and took him with me. all of our encounters were imminent disasters, always resulting in my complete humiliation. i remembered him.

“i don’t think so,” i replied, keeping the humiliating memories to myself. “he was quite popular.”

and, as the ridiculous tradition dictated, guys like him didn’t look at girls like me. i was always studying, stuck in the library, spending time in the biology lab, while all he had to do was be handsome and join the school football team. two completely opposite people who never stopped to say anything more that their own names. i really didn’t think he remembered me, but was pathetic enough to have never forgotten the crush i had on him.

i thought i would never see him again… until i found out that he had become the official goalkeeper of the spanish national team and had been signed by a spanish club. now, i was surrounded by his image. just like now.

“wow, that sucks!” ilse muttered as the referee blew the whistle, ending the game. “can i swear at your country?”

she looked at me expectantly. i laughed and shook my head, hitting her arm with a weak knuckle, while the coaching staff and the team’s reserve players dispersed around us.

“just a little bit,”i replied.

ilse began a session of cursing in her mother tongue and with the ugly looks she threw at every spanish player on the pitch, anyone could tell what she meant. suddenly, ilse softened her expression and turned her face towards me, smiling.

“no one will curse you more than me for cheering for the rival team,” she said.

“i was born in spain,” i retorted, as if that was enough of an argument. “and you don’t know if i supported them.”

ilse gave me a look, as if she knew i did. i made a disgusted face, not at all guilty for wishing spain would play well in their opening game, even though i sympathized with the boys from the team that had given me a job.

“what?!” my best friend exclaimed. “with a goalkeeper like that, even i was cheering! and you went to school together!”

i realized that she wouldn’t leave me alone with that fact. it was only the team’s first match day in the group stage, which meant that i would still be in the same atmosphere as my former schoolmate and that ilse wouldn’t miss the opportunity to talk about him whenever she could.

“you should go and talk to the boys,” i suggested.

she let out a dramatic sigh, but went along with my suggestion. my best friend turned her back on me and i watched as she talked to some of the players, saying words that i couldn’t hear because i was kind of far away. standing there was making me restless, so i joined the others and checked that everything was okay with the first team of players who had played today. they had lost seven to nothing to spain, a bad start for a world cup opener, but apart from emotionally, physically they were perfectly fine.

i noticed that the stadium was emptying, the pitch occupied only by the players, the coaching staff and the media team. the boys started exchanging polite greetings with the spanish players and i handed out water to some of them, i could feel ilse’s gaze on me the whole time. when i stared back, standing in the midfield, she gave me a silent look, pointing with her head at me, but i didn’t understand what she meant.

i threw a bottle to navas, who caught it masterfully and gave me a thumbs-up and a grateful smile. ilse kept shaking her head and i was about to turn around and ignore her when my body slammed into someone. as i turned, simón was right in front of me.

he was sweaty, still wearing his uniform, but without the gloves on his hands. the spain goalkeeper — and my former crush from my teenage years — raised his face towards me, a smile on his lips. then i understood ilse’s signals.

“sorry,” he mumbled in english. “i didn't see you there.”

i swallowed, feeling the sweat in my hands. for a moment, i felt like i was in high school again, where i bumped into him most of he time during a humiliating situation, but things were different now.

“it’s okay,” i replied, barely noticing that i had used my mother tongue to communicate, which gave me away. “it was my fault.”

unai simón narrowed his eyes at me.

“you speak spanish?”

i pursed my lips and shrugged.

“yes”, i agreed. “i work with the costa rican team, but… i’m spanish.”

he looked confused for a moment. his brow furrowed and his smile grew until his expression softened in total recognition.

“y/n?”

my heart skipped a beat. hearing him say my name had paralyzed my body. even when we studied together, i don’t think i ever saw him call me by my first name or even refer to me, although he was never cruel or anything like that just because he was popular, in fact, simón was always kind. he took me home covered with paint, not caring if i got his car dirty. he took me to the infirmary during my ice-skating accident. he removed all the offensive stickers that had been placed on my locker door.

“yeah, that’s me.”

surprisingly, the smile on his face widened even more. i rubbed my hands on the cloth of my pants, not knowing what to do with them, since i had handed over all the water bottles and wasn't holding anything else to occupy me.

“i think you know who i am, since you didn’t ask,” he said, scratching the back of his neck, his mile diminishing, but not completely. his beard gave him an even younger look and i wondered how he had become so handsome in just a few years. “i mean, i know you know who i am, i meant…”

“i remember you, simón,” i interrupted, explaining. “i’m just surprised you remembered me.”

he looked around quickly, but no one was paying attention to us. i took advantage of those seconds of distraction to keep noticing how handsome, charming and, as ilse would love to point out if she were with me now, how hot he was.

“i hope i’ve never been a jerk to you for you to think that,” he said, distracting me with the movements of his hand running quickly through his beard. “but the comical situations we always found ourselves in made you stand out.”

i snorted, realizing only now that we were communicating in our mother tongue and not in english.

“humiliating situations, you mean,” i corrected.

waston walked past me and we exchanged a quick high-five before he headed straight for the dugout.

“no,” simón disagreed with me. “besides, you saved me.”

i blinked at him, trying to understand what he meant. i saved you? there was nothing in my memory about that.

“you must be confusing me with someone else,” i said, moistening my lips, a little puzzled.

“no, y/n, i’m not,” the goalkeeper hastened to reply. “the swimming championship, do you remember?”

once a year, the school held a sports championship for the students to take part in and compete against teams from other schools. i never took part in anything, except as a spectator, but once, in the swimming championship, the members of the football team got into a fight with the rival team and simón was pushed into the pool.

he couldn’t swim and the pool was too deep, so on impulse i threw myself into the water and pulled him out. as soon as i got him out of the pool, my blood pressure dropped and i fainted, practically forgetting about it. i knew i had saved someone from drowning, but i didn’t know it was him.

“i didn’t remember it was you,” i confessed.

damn.

a revelation at this point of my life changed my perspective a little. he never talked to me afterwards, so i was never going to remember anything if it wasn’t said now.

“i’m sorry i never thanked you enough for that,” he said, seeming to read my mind. “but i’m glad i found you here now. i can thank you and dedicate our victory to you. i wouldn’t be here if you hadn’t saved me.”

i smiled, because i didn’t know what to say. my pulse quickened and i took a deep breath, recovering from the vast sea of emotions that was consuming me in that unexpected meeting.

“you’re welcome, simón,” i murmured. “but you’re here on your own merits. may ilse never hear me, but i was rooting for you.”

he laughed, the sound sending a shiver down the back of my neck.

“wait a minute, did you say you work for the costa rican national team?”, he returned to the subject, only just realizing the information. “what? didn’t your country have a vacancy in the area?”

this time i laughed, shaking my head.

“it’s not that,” i explained. “i did an exchange program in costa rica and met some people. one of these people is the daughter of the head of the national team’s medical team, so i did an interview and was called up.”

only now did he seem to notice the FIFA badge around my neck, announcing my name and role: orthopedic doctor.

“you’re on the wrong team, l/n.”

i laughed again, shrugging.

“don’t worry, player,” i murmured, with a smile. “i intend to go back to spain.”

his eyes looked at me in a new way, a smile wandering on his lips. the world around us seemed to disappear for a moment and i felt nervous in his presence, but not for the wrong reasons. it was just the realization that he still had an effect on me, even after so many years.

“when you get back, pay me a visit.”

unable to say anything, i just nodded positively, sealing a silent promise that i didn’t even know if i would keep.

“and if you need a better job, please come and join your team,” he added.

spain was my home and i knew some of the players in the spanish national team, but wasn’t sure if they could be my team, as simón was keen to stress. in any case, i had liked the feeling the phrase had given me, so i didn’t turn down the invitation straight away.

“i wish you’d noticed me before,” i said, a little absent-mindedly, but it was too late to turn back now.

i mentally cursed myself for letting it slip, simón looking at me with genuine surprise before moving a little closer to me.

“i’ve always noticed you, y/n,” he confessed.

the feeling of butterflies in my stomach overwhelmed me. it seemed that teenage sensations never ceased to be part of us, even in adulthood. he had been my first crush and, as far as i could tell, he still was. i was about to say something, anything, but we were interrupted.

“hi, y/n!” gavi appeared, smiling at me.

i blinked, turning my attention from the goalkeeper to the youngest player in the team and smiled. i had met gavi during my time at barcelona, when i had to take part in a training session and replace the orthopedist for a season.

“hi, gavi,” i returned the greeting. “you look bigger than last time.”

he laughed and hugged me quickly, knowing that i didn’t care that he was sweaty.

“do you know each other?” simón asked, confused.

“yeah, she was our doctor for a while at barcelona,” gavi explained. “anyway, sorry about that, y/n, but i need to steal our goalkeeper for a minute,” he continued, turning to simón. “they’re calling for a team photo.”

simón nodded in agreement and gavi said a quick goodbye, leaving us alone again.

“am i going to see you again?” he asked.

i didn’t know that answer, but i wanted to be positive about it.

“i hope so,” i replied. “gavi has my number.”

he shook his head slowly, looking thoughtful.

“if our team lifts the cup, i’ll dedicate it to you,” he said, breaking the distance between us. “it was great to see you, y/n.”

simón took his time kissing my left cheek and i barely noticed that i was holding my breath as he approached. his beard brushed against my skin, sending shivers down my spine, and i saw his smile as he pulled away and turned his back on me.

i let the air out of my mouth and swallowed, feeling sorry for my poor heart, which was beating faster than anything. my eyes watched him walk away, analyzing his every move and interaction with his colleagues. when he looked at me from afar, catching me still staring at him, i accepted my defeat.

there could be no doubt that my teenage crush on him had been with me all my life until that moment and i wondered if he knew that.

actually, i think he knows.

i think he’s always known.

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I finished reading Jurassic Park, by Michael Crichton, and enjoyed it thoroughly. I've only ever seen Jurassic World, with Chris Pine. This is a post about my impressions just after finishing the novel.

I enjoyed the multiple points of view utilized for the story telling. Throughout the chapters, which there were only seven, the author decided to switch narrators and thus emphasize different horrors the dinosaurs brought to each person. The size, the behaviours, or theories surrounding each dinosaur were considered in varying degrees by each narrator. For example, the child perspectives were much more fixed in the present difficulties, size and behaviours, whereas the adults were wandering between present and future issues considering the behaviours and theories of the dinosaurs, especially the velociraptors.

I found Michael's frustration with scientists and academic dogma fascinating, especially with Malcom being the only mouthpiece for these agitations. The falling action was mostly concentrated on Michael's commentary regarding commercialization, regulations, powers, and human ego. Most of Malcom's, and therefore Michael's, opinions were echoed sentiments in regular intervals throughout the book, each interval without these sentiments grew shorter nearing the end. I believe it was necessary as to emphasize to the audience the lack of moral integrity of key characters, Gennaro and Hammond, however, as the reader, I almost felt that it was redundant.

I felt that most of the characters were amicable. I especially favoured Muldoon and his pragmatic view on the dinosaurs, partly due to his previous experience working with predatory animals. I feel that Muldoon was the most sensible and I felt the stakes when the velociraptors were surrounding him in that pipe! I didn't want him to die!

I also appreciate that Michael Crichton rewarded those of good character with survival, although I do feel such pity for Ed Regis. Yes he was upset with being diminished in his role, and yes he was a coward, but those are quite human traits! I understand that Gennaro pushed through his fear whereas Ed Regis did not, despite I do wish that Ed Regis had lived.

Nedry, who was the initializing conflict in the story, died in a way that seemed rational. Dennis Nedry disabled the security and blinded the control room via his code thus he met the dilophosaurus, which spat on Dennis and the venom in the spit rendered Dennis blind. It's nearly poetic.

John Hammond, though. Oh John Hammond... in a way I had hoped for something far more brutal for him. Something that would've broken the way he viewed the world and his own narcissistic goals, however he perished feeling justified.

In the beginning the first dinosaurs that escaped the compound, the procompsognathus, illustrated the opposition of Hammond's idealism. The theme of Hammond's idealism, his ego, and preoccupation with commercialization and power being insufficient and incorrect concluded when the compy's were then the dinosaurs that consumed Hammond, thus consuming and destroying Hammond's ideals.

I understand why Michael Crichton chose this for Hammond, a small animal in charge of consuming excrement being what takes Hammond down, but I wished for so much more. This route is a bit more humorous, yet I built up too much distain for Hammond to appreciate it at this point.

I would've loved a more solidified conclusion. It makes sense that the Costa Rican government would hold our protagonists after such an event takes place and the procompsognathus had already escaped onto the mainland. It is understandable that since the compys had successfully migrated and the velociraptors had demonstrated migrating behaviours that any forethinking individual would be wary of dinosaurs wandering about, especially when they find that crops containing lysine are being consumed along what seems to be a migration path. I just wish that there wasn't such a cliff hanger, I wanted a conclusion. No more dinos!!

Oh well! It makes sense, but I wish it was different. Perhaps I am simply feeling the same reluctance to accept this that Grant and Doctor Guitierrez may be feeling in their own perspectives. If so, great stuff Michael Crichton!

I would definitely read this again. Highly recommend!!

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Beyond the Bean: Unveiling the Rich History and Artisanal Craft of Costa Rican Whole Bean Coffee

Costa Rica is a country in Central America that is well-known for its amazing scenery, lively culture, and one special commodity: coffee. A rich history and a strong professional craft that has been fostering a love affair with coffee connoisseurs worldwide may be found beyond the tourist attractions and lush jungles. This piece takes the reader on a tour through the intriguing world of Costa Rican whole bean coffee, highlighting its distinctive flavor profiles, complex production methods, and cultural significance—all of which make it a shining star in the world of coffee.

To continue reading visit: https://quoraquest.com/beyond-the-bean-unveiling-the-rich-history-and-artisanal-craft-of-costa-rican-whole-bean-coffee/

[mishacrews]

Writer Wednesday: Journey to Costa Rica with Dana Hayward and "Downwind"

Writer Wednesday: Embark on a Costa Rican journey with author Dana Hayward's 'Downwind' - a captivating blend of fact and fiction. 🌿 Available now on Amazon! 📚 #CostaRica #LiteraryAdventure

Hello and welcome to Writer Wednesday! Our author today is Dana Hayward, whose previous work includes the science fiction novel Entropy, a five-star reader’s favorite. Today we’re talking about his his new book, Downwind. Let’s sail right in! Welcome and thanks for joining us! Tell us about your book. Downwind is me revisiting Costa Rica 50 years later. It is full of fact and…

[natuwa]

9 Secretes To Stand Out While Applying For Volunteer Biologist Internships In Costa Rica

Ready to dive into the lush landscapes of Costa Rica as a volunteer biologist? 

Unlock the secrets to standing out in your application for Biologist Internships In Costa Rica and turning your passion for biodiversity into an unforgettable internship experience.

1.Create An Irresistible Resume: Blend Passion With Expertise

Your resume is the first impression you make on the hosts of Volunteer Programs In Costa Rica. Combine your academic achievements with a touch of passion. Highlight relevant coursework, research projects, and any field experience that showcases your dedication to biology. Add your previous volunteer work, as this demonstrates your commitment to making a positive impact.

2.Spotlight Your Specialized Skills: What Sets You Apart?

In a sea of applicants, your unique skills can be your greatest asset. Whether it's proficiency in data analysis, GIS mapping, or a specific field technique, make sure to showcase what sets you apart from the rest. Costa Rica's diverse ecosystems provide a canvas for various research needs—let your skills shine as the missing piece to their scientific puzzle.

3.Craft A Captivating Cover Letter: Weave A Story Of Purpose

Your cover letter is your chance to tell your story. Explain why Costa Rica's biodiversity captivates you and how this internship aligns with your career goals. Share any personal anecdotes that highlight your connection to nature and conservation. Make your passion leap off the page, leaving the reader excited about the prospect of having you as part of their team.

4.Showcase Your Adaptability: Embrace The Pura Vida Lifestyle

Costa Rica is not just a destination; it is a way of life. Embrace the “Pura Vida” philosophy, emphasizing a simple, happy, and eco-friendly lifestyle. Highlight any instances in your past where you demonstrated adaptability, whether it is navigating diverse environments, collaborating with international teams, or overcoming challenges in the field.

5.Demonstrate Language Proficiency: Speak The Local Tongue

While many Costa Ricans speak English, having a basic understanding of Spanish can significantly boost your enrolment chances for Volunteer Programs In Costa Rica. Showcase any language proficiency in your application. This not only demonstrates your commitment to effective communication but also your willingness to immerse yourself fully in the local culture.

6.Research The Research: Know Your Host Organization

Research the host organization thoroughly. Understand their ongoing projects, conservation goals, and any recent publications. Incorporate this knowledge into your application to show that you are not just applying for Volunteer Programs In Costa Rica but specifically for the unique opportunities they offer.

7.Leverage Your Network: Seek Recommendations

A strong recommendation can be the golden ticket to catching the eye of internship hosts. Reach out to professors, mentors, or colleagues who can attest to your skills, work ethic, and passion for biology. A glowing recommendation letter can set you apart and provide a personal touch to your application.

8.Showcase Your Commitment To Sustainability: Walk The Talk

Costa Rica is a global leader in sustainability, with a commitment to carbon neutrality and biodiversity conservation. Demonstrate your own commitment to sustainable practices in your daily life. Mention any relevant coursework, projects, or personal initiatives that showcase your dedication to environmental stewardship.

9.Create A Standout Portfolio: Let Your Work Speak Volumes

A visual portfolio can be a powerful addition to your application for Biologist Internships In Costa Rica. Include photos, research papers, or presentations that highlight your previous work in biology. Showcase any field experiences, experiments, or projects that demonstrate your hands-on approach to scientific inquiry.

Bottom Line

Pack your curiosity and enthusiasm because Costa Rica’s biodiversity adventure is calling. Your passport to Pura Vida awaits—Biologist Internships In Costa Rica where you don’t just study nature, you become a part of it. Embrace the challenge, the discovery, and the joy of making a real difference in the heart of biodiversity. 

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[roamanddiscover]

Costa Rica

Welcome to Costa Rica, a small but incredibly diverse country located in Central America. In this article, we will explore the rich culture and history of Costa Rica, as well as its stunning natural surroundings and endless activities for visitors. Our article is divided into several sections, each focusing on a different aspect of this incredible country. - In the Etymology section, we will learn about the origins and meaning of the name Costa Rica. - Next, in the History section, we will take a brief look at the country's history from pre-Columbian times to the present day. - In the Geology section, we will learn about the country's geology and how it contributes to its landscape. - Then, in the Geography section, we will discuss the physical and political geography of Costa Rica, including its regions and major cities. - In the Ecology section, we will explore the incredible natural resources of Costa Rica and the importance of their conservation. - The Biodiversity section will focus on why Costa Rica is considered one of the world's most biodiverse countries. - We will then look at the country's climate zones and microclimates in the Climate section. - In the Environmental Issues section, we will summarize the efforts of Costa Rica towards sustainability and highlight some of its environmental challenges. - Next, in the Politics section, we will briefly discuss the country's democratic process and political history. - We will then analyze the country's economy, primary industries, and exports in the Economy section. - The Infrastructure section will look at the transportation systems and general infrastructure of Costa Rica. - We will explore some of Costa Rica's main contributions to scientific research and technological innovation in the Science and Technology section. - The Famous People section will list some notable past and present Costa Ricans. - The Demographics section will give an overview of the country's population, including ethnicities, religions, languages, and major cities. - In the Health section, we will focus on Costa Rica's healthcare system, including its accessibility and quality. - We will then delve into Costa Rican culture, including music, art, and cuisine, in the Culture section. - Next, in the Activities section, we will discuss the various exciting activities visitors can participate in while in Costa Rica. - The Cities section will provide a detailed look at some of the most important and interesting cities in Costa Rica. - In The Most Beautiful Cities section, we will highlight some of the most aesthetically pleasing cities in Costa Rica. - In the Places to Visit section, we will give readers a list of must-see locations in Costa Rica for tourists. - The Food and Drink section will focus on Costa Rican cuisine and its most popular beverages. - In the Flights section, we will provide information about Costa Rica's airports and airlines as well as flights to and within the country. - The Accommodation section will list different types of housing options available to visitors to Costa Rica. - in the Costa Rica Through the Eyes of the World section, we will summarize how Costa Rica is viewed by the rest of the world, including stereotypes and perceptions. Buckle up and join us on this journey to explore the magic that is Costa Rica.

Etymology

Etymology refers to the study of the origin and meaning of words. The name "Costa Rica" originates from the Spanish words "costa" meaning "coast" and "rica" meaning "rich" or "wealthy". This name was given to the country by the Spanish conquerors who arrived in the country in the 16th century. They were impressed by the natural beauty of the country and were hopeful that it would yield bountiful riches. However, the country was not as wealthy as the Spaniards had hoped. The indigenous peoples of the country, who lived in small tribes, did not possess the gold and silver that the conquerors were looking for. The country's natural resources, such as coffee, bananas, and other agricultural products, were not discovered until centuries later. Despite the initial misunderstanding of the country's wealth, the name "Costa Rica" has endured and become a source of pride for its citizens. It has come to represent the natural beauty and biodiversity of the country, as well as the peaceful way of life that its people espouse. The name has also inspired the country's motto "Pura Vida" meaning "pure life", which is often used to describe the relaxed and joyful lifestyle of its inhabitants. the etymology of the name "Costa Rica" reflects the natural beauty and potential for wealth that the country holds. While it may not have the riches that its name originally implied, it has become a symbol of the country's natural riches and peaceful way of life.

History

Costa Rica has a long and fascinating history, dating back to pre-Columbian times when various indigenous tribes lived throughout the region. These tribes included the Chibcha, Diquis, and Huetares. In the 16th century, Spanish explorers arrived in the region and began to colonize it. They introduced Christianity and brought African slaves to work on plantations. Costa Rica gained its independence from Spain in 1821, along with several other Central American countries. In the years that followed, Costa Rica experienced various political upheavals, including civil wars and a brief period of annexation by the Central American Federation. However, by the late 1800s, the country had begun to stabilize politically and economically. During this time, Costa Rica expanded its coffee industry, which became a major source of income for the country. In the early 1900s, the country became involved in a conflict called the Coto War, which was fought between Costa Rica and Nicaragua over a disputed border region. More recently, in the 1980s, Costa Rica faced a series of political and social challenges, including a debilitating economic crisis and a period of violent civil unrest. However, the country has since rebounded and is now one of the most stable and prosperous nations in Central America, with a thriving tourism industry and a burgeoning technology sector.

Geology

Costa Rica's geology is diverse and unique, shaped by volcanic activity and tectonic movements. The country is part of the Pacific Ring of Fire and the Central American Volcanic Arc, resulting in over 200 identifiable volcanic formations and numerous active and dormant volcanoes. One of the most notable features of Costa Rica's geology is its mountainous terrain, which covers around 75% of the land area. The highest peak in the country is Cerro Chirripó, standing at 3,819 meters (12,530 feet) tall. The Central Mountain Range, or Cordillera Central, runs through the center of the country and is home to many of Costa Rica's volcanoes and national parks. The mountain range serves as a vital watershed, providing water to much of the country. The country's geology also has a significant impact on its water resources. Costa Rica has numerous rivers, springs, and waterfalls, with much of the country's electricity generated by hydropower. The country's geology and topography have also contributed to the creation of hot springs and geothermal sites. In addition to its volcanic formations and mountains, Costa Rica also has numerous geological formations, including caves, sinkholes, and canyons. Barra Honda National Park, located in the Guanacaste region, features a system of underground limestone caves, some of which are over 200 meters deep. Costa Rica's geology and its rich volcanic soil have also contributed to the country's biodiversity and lush landscape. The soil is highly fertile, supporting a wide array of vegetation, including tropical rainforests, cloud forests, and dry forests. The country's numerous national parks and protected areas highlight the natural beauty and ecological significance of Costa Rica's geology and landscape.

Geography

Costa Rica has a unique geographic position in Central America, bordered by Nicaragua to the north, Panama to the south, the Pacific Ocean to the west, and the Caribbean Sea to the east. It covers a total area of 51,100 square kilometers. The country is divided into seven provinces, each with its own capital and various cantons. The capital city of Costa Rica is San Jose, located in the province of San Jose. Other major cities in Costa Rica include Alajuela, Cartago, Heredia, Liberia, and Puntarenas. The country's terrain is diverse, ranging from mountains, hills, valleys, and coastal plains. Costa Rica is home to some of the most active and well-known volcanoes in the world, such as Arenal, Poas, and Irazu. The highest peak in Costa Rica is Cerro Chirripo, which stands at 3,820 meters. The country has a tropical climate, with two distinct seasons: the rainy season and the dry season. The rainy season, also known as the green season, lasts from May to November, whereas the dry season, also known as the high season, runs from December to April. The physical geography of the country plays a major role in shaping the political divisions of Costa Rica. The country is divided into seven provinces, each with its own unique natural features and environment. These provinces are divided further into cantons, which vary in size and population, but are all governed by a mayor and a municipal council. The country's political geography is further shaped by the country's history and culture. Costa Rica has a long tradition of democracy and political stability, which has helped to shape its current political system. The country is divided into districts that are governed by a representative from the executive branch. Costa Rica's physical and political geography play a significant role in shaping its economy, culture, and politics.

Ecology

Costa Rica is renowned globally for its exceptional natural wealth and unrivaled biodiversity. The country boasts 12 distinct ecological zones, from cloud forests and rainforests to savannas and mangrove swamps. This small country crams in over 500,000 individual species, comprising 4 percent of the entire planet's biodiversity. Some of the Keystone species found in Costa Rica are the jaguar, tapir, and several monkey species. Despite its small size, Costa Rica is home to 200 volcanoes, including six active ones. it is home to several protected areas containing an immensely varied range of flora and fauna. The country has incredible natural resources in the form of lush forested jungles, pristine beaches, and crystal clear waters, home to aquatic lives of all shapes and sizes. Therefore, it has become a favorite destination for nature enthusiasts and eco-friendly tourists around the world. The government of Costa Rica has recognized the importance of preserving these natural resources, and so has established a vast network of protected areas, nature reserves, national parks, and biological corridors. 25% of the country's total land area is set aside as protected areas, which, in turn, has helped bring in over 2.5 million tourists annually. Though it is vital for the country's economy, protecting their natural heritage remains their top priority. Some of the most popular national parks include the Arenal Volcano National Park, Monteverde Cloud Forest Reserve, and Manuel Antonio National Park. Within these protected areas, nature lovers can witness Costa Rica's famed rich biodiversity and ecology up close. Frequently, guided tours and forest hikes are available, and guides explain the vital roles various species play in their environment. The country's incredible natural resources and its drive towards eco-friendliness make it one of the world's leading environmental guardians. Costa Rica's commitment to sustainability has made it one of only a few countries globally to hold the Pura Vida economy certification. This certification recognizes Costa Rica's long-term commitment to environmental health and sustainability. It is impressive to see the tireless efforts and fight put up by the Costa Rican government, conservationists, and wildlife researchers to protect their natural resources. The conservation and preservation of ecology remain a top concern and an ever-changing challenge. Costa Rica shows the world that being an environmental warrior is possible while still developing a thriving economy.

Biodiversity

Costa Rica is a small country with an incredibly rich variety of flora and fauna, making it one of the world's most biodiverse countries. Despite its small size, Costa Rica is home to almost 4% of the world's known species, and over a quarter of its land is protected by national parks and reserves. There are a number of factors that contribute to Costa Rica's exceptional biodiversity. One is its location - the country is positioned between North and South America, and serves as a natural bridge between the two continents. This has allowed for a great exchange of species between the two regions. Another factor is the country's varied topography. Costa Rica is characterized by a rugged and mountainous terrain, which has created numerous microclimates and ecological niches. These diverse habitats have allowed for the evolution of a wide range of unique species, many of which are found nowhere else in the world. In addition, Costa Rica's tropical climate and ample rainfall provide ideal conditions for plant growth. The country is home to over 12,000 species of plants, including hundreds of orchid species and numerous types of fruit trees. Perhaps the most significant contributor to Costa Rica's biodiversity, however, is the country's commitment to conservation. Since the 1970s, Costa Rica has made significant efforts to protect its natural resources, including setting aside large areas of land for national parks and reserves. Today, over 25% of the country's land is under some form of protection, making it one of the most eco-friendly countries in the world. Costa Rica's conservation efforts have had a major impact on the country's flora and fauna. Some of its most iconic species, such as the jaguar, the sea turtle, and the scarlet macaw, have been brought back from the brink of extinction thanks to these efforts. The country's commitment to sustainability has also made it a model for ecotourism, with thousands of visitors flocking to Costa Rica each year to experience its incredible natural beauty firsthand. All of these factors combine to make Costa Rica one of the world's most biodiverse countries. Its rich natural resources make it a unique and fascinating destination for travelers, while its commitment to conservation sets an example for the rest of the world to follow.

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Climate

Costa Rica is known for its tropical climate, which is influenced by its location near the equator and its unique geography. The country has a variety of microclimates due to changes in terrain, elevation, and other factors. Visitors should expect to see a lot of vegetation and natural greenery, which is only possible due to the moisture produced by the country's humid climate. Costa Rica has two main seasons: the dry season and the rainy season. The dry season lasts from December to April and is generally considered the best time to visit the country. During this time, the weather is clear and sunny, and there's little chance of rain. In contrast, the rainy season lasts from May to November, and it can be quite intense. The rainfall during this period often causes floods and landslides, which can make travel difficult. However, if you're willing to brave the wet weather, you'll be rewarded with stunning green landscapes and fewer crowds. Costa Rica has several different climatic zones, including tropical rainforest, cloud forest, and dry forest. Each of these zones has its own unique characteristics, including temperature, precipitation, and vegetation. For instance, the rainforest zone is characterized by frequent rainfall and lush vegetation, while the cloud forest zone is cooler and mistier. Visitors should also be aware of the different microclimates in the country. For example, the temperature and climate in the highlands can be quite different than in the lowlands or on the coast. In general, temperatures are cooler in the highlands and warmer in the lowlands. If you're planning to visit Costa Rica, make sure to check the climate in the region you'll be visiting. You can find weather forecasts and information about climate zones online, as well as through the country's tourism board. It's also a good idea to pack versatile clothing that can adapt to changes in weather and climate. Costa Rica's unique climate and microclimates make it a fascinating place to visit. Whether you're drawn to the lush rainforests or the sunny beaches, the country has something to offer for every traveler.

Environmental Issues

Costa Rica has been recognized for its intense dedication to environmental conservation and sustainability measures. Despite being a small country, it has been highlighted as a world leader in green policies, with a commitment to achieving carbon neutrality by 2021. However, the country is not without its own environmental issues and challenges. One of the most pressing issues is deforestation. As a result of decades of logging and agricultural practices, the country has lost a significant proportion of its once lush forests. The Costa Rican government has responded by implementing strict policies and regulations, such as a ban on logging and the creation of protected areas. Nevertheless, deforestation still remains a problem, particularly in remote areas where it is less policed. Another environmental concern is the country's water management. Costa Rica's rivers and aquifers are crucial for agricultural production and the provision of space for water-intensive industries. However, water pollution and overconsumption have caused issues, particularly in areas where natural resources are scarce. The government has responded by implementing water conservation strategies, such as metering and rationing, and targeting polluting industries. Nonetheless, the country has also made significant strides towards sustainability and environmental conservation. In 2017, Costa Rica ran on renewable energy for 300 consecutive days, setting a global record. The government has also promoted sustainable tourism and eco-friendly practices, leading to a number of world-famous ecotourism destinations. the protection of biodiversity is at the forefront of conservation efforts. The country spans several different geographic regions, each with its own unique ecosystems and species. Costa Rica accounts for only 0.03% of Earth's surface, but it harbors over 5% of the world's biodiversity. The government has created protected areas, including national parks, to preserve this richness, and there are also a number of initiatives in place for endangered species conservation. Read the full article

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CA!READERS MASTERLIST

ABOUT COSTA RICA

It borders Nicaragua to the north, the Caribbean Sea to the northeast, Panama to the southeast, and the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, as well as maritime border with Ecuador to the south of Cocos Island.

Costa Rica was the point where the Mesoamerican and South American native cultures met. The northwest of the country, the Nicoya peninsula, was the southernmost point of Nahuatl cultural influence when the Spanish conquerors came in the 16th century. The central and southern portions of the country had Chibcha influences. The Atlantic coast, meanwhile, was populated with African workers during the 17th and 18th centuries.

Costa Rican cuisine is a blend of Native American, Spanish, African, and many other cuisines origins. Dishes such as the very traditional tamale and many others made of corn are the most representative of its indigenous inhabitants, and similar to other neighboring Mesoamerican countries.

Later in the 19th century, the African flavor lent its presence with influence from other Caribbean mixed flavors. This is how Costa Rican cuisine today is very varied, with every new ethnic group who had recently become part of the country's population influencing the country's cuisine.

In November 2017, National Geographic magazine named Costa Rica as the happiest country in the world, and the country routinely ranks high in various happiness metrics. The article included this summary: "Costa Ricans enjoy the pleasure of living daily life to the fullest in a place that mitigates stress and maximizes joy". It is not surprising then that one of the most recognizable phrases among "Ticos" is "Pura Vida", pure life in a literal translation.

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Aquarius’s Genshin Impact... MASTERLIST?!

☕️ Tip me an iced coffee?! :O

* = IMPOSTER AU = NOT dark/yandere!

* = Art made by me for the post!

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Chronological-ish, so CHECK NEAR THE BOTTOM SECTIONS FOR NEWER POSTS.

(sorry about reformatting again guys...)

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Your Birthday! (ft. cute platonic Bennett)

...Whatcha listenin’ to Player?

You’re a walking speaker (sounds from ur memories)

Latino! Reader, You're feeling a little homesick... (mostly Zhongli scenario!)

You introduce Teyvat to the lovely music of KPOP (check the reblogs!!)

You made your babes gifts! ALL Characters/PART 1 - Travelers/Dainsleif, Pyro, Electro, Anemo

^ PART 2, of the gifts!! ^

Childe reacts to his voice actor's song covers

O Aquarius, dead stars you are, what is my horoscope today?

Razor, best boy.

Bennett, ft. Razor (part 2-ish!)

Qiqi, best girl.

Headcanons of an Avatar AU (the fantasy movies)

TCG Genius Invokation... wait, they're your Favorite Card???

* Imposter! AU while parenting Razor (non-yandere/not-dark version)

* Possession AU! - you can still control your characters, but by possessing them! PART 1

* Possession AU! - PART 2

Neurodivergent!Reader, Ganyu my beloved!

* Strawberry Scarameow.

You're an Army Veteran and you brought the gun

Minecraft AU!! :D ⛏️

Costa Rican Reader spreads their culture <3

* Possession AU Fanfic, only AO3 (Ongoing)

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Language Shenanigans!

OG Blunt Language in Teyvat AU! Post :) (check the reblogs for that post for awesome add-ons from followers!)

Blunt Lang. AU! Colorful Cussing

Blunt Lang. AU! Vine Boom every time you speak (+sprinkle of bilingual)

Blunt Lang. AU! Actually you’re just having to learn Teyvatian lang. that’s why ur blunt

Blunt Lang. AU! with a dash of Neurodivergent! Reader, your trying to be flowery... it’s not working...

Blunt Lang. AU! You're a writer! ...well now it's an ancient artifact and a bestseller.

Some more Blunt Lang. AU! fun AND more blunt lang. AU! fun :0

Paimon being rude in Sumeru

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Audio Processing Disorder (Reader with APD) Shenanigans, (mostly Diluc scenario!)

Neurodivergent! Reader stims! ...and Teyvatians thought that was your language...

Neurodivergent! Reader is a child/different ages randomly ft. Non-native English speaker

Teyvat’s countries have the Simlish versions of Japanese, German, etc.

Your Native Language is holy... except you mostly cuss with it

Slang words don’t translate well... or texting lingo

Tumblr / 2023 Slang doesn’t translate well...

...Teyvat is trying to make your slang words translate...

You’ve yet to realize that Teyvat has multiple languages (looks at hieroglyphics) ...is this Loss. the oldest record of language... “sus”

You know sign language and help out a lost kid, Teyvat melts AQUARIUS got isekaied?! with my followers??!! (check the reblogs too!) Nobody wants to tell You (god) that you’ve mixed up some words... You’re really out here just speaking gibberish, ya trickster god

You sound like an Animal Crossing character to Teyvatians

Godly game of charades scenario

You give up translating and just start running around (encoded/cipher! post)

You're an Eldritch God of Teyvat... so ofc no one understand you (check the reblogs too!)

You know French. You use this power appropiately.

Reader only writes to talk!

You're multilingual! ...Alhaitham is outside your door.

You're Brazilian, Teyvat is calm about this.

Ancient tablets nice... oh god its a hurt/no comfort fic.

*Eldritch God Reader Fanfic (thanks for 1000+ followers!!)

^^ part 2 of the above, also an ao3 link!

Teyvat doesn't write novels, but you do lol

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Alright it's almost Hispanic Heritage month again yall. Here's a list of Animated characters that I, a Latina, cried over when I found out they were Latin American

For clarification, "Found out" means, having no previous knowledge of said characters and within the context of the show/movie they are confirmed Latin American.

(From the perspective of a Costa Rican 🇨🇷 specifically)

The entire Madgrial Family (Encanto)

The moment I saw the teaser trailer for Encanto I started crying. I was so BEYOND EXCITED to see real, true, positive beautiful Latin American representation in a Disney movie. I'm not even Colombian but seeing something like this become so popular made me so happy. Being able to fully understand "Dos Orugitas" in Spanish just hits so different, its not the same in English. It's such a beautiful step for Latin American representation, and I'm so excited to see what comes next for us. (Still holding out for my Latina Disney princess tho. And no, Elena doesn't count) I've also been told I look just like Mirabel and seeing a character that looks like me in a Disney movie just made my heart soar.

Luz Noceda (The Owl House)

Bruh a bisexual Latina with mommy issues AND she's bilingual??? She's just like me fr.

Lance McClain (V*ltron Legendary Defender)

He was my absolute favorite character in V*ltron and I will NEVER forgive them for ruining his arc and making him sad forever. He deserved a happy ending. He's NOT "just a boy from Cuba", he's so important and lovely.

Miles Morales (Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse)

I'm not a comic book reader, so Into the Spiderverse was the first time I met Miles. Finding out he was Afro Latino made me heart soar. He's a sweet boy, such a good character in the movie, and definitely deserved the Oscar. Can't wait for the sequel.

Claire Nuñez (Tales of Arcadia)

Claire is literally such a badass. She's amazing, an amazing character, her story with Jim is beautiful. Love it when she's speaks Spanish. 10/10 character (Watch Tales of Arcadia it's really good)

Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera (Ducktales 2017)

King of my heart. Wholesome dork. Voiced by Lin Manuel Miranda.

Gosalyn Mallard (Ducktales 2017)

What I literal icon. I really really REALLY hope that the rumored Darkwing Duck reboot uses the DT 2017 versions of the DW characters cause this Gosalyn is a QUEEN

Hector Nieves Aka: Hi-Five (Glitch Techs)

Glitch techs was such a cute show it deserved to keep running. Screw Nickelodeon for canceling it just as it was starting to get interesting. Anyway this dork is adorable. Bilingual gamer king.

Troy Sandoval (Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts)

Hi this cutie patootie is a literal king. He and Benson are so cute together. (GO WATCH KIPO AND THE AGE OF WONDERBEASTS ON NETFLIX I PROMISE YOU'LL LOVE IT)

Honorable Mentions:

(From top to bottom, left to right. Tumblr only allows 10 images at a time so I had to combine them)

• Señor Hueso and Capitan Piel, who together make the icon Don Suave (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2018):

I literally laugh my ass off whenever I watch the episode "Hidden City Job" and they do the whole Don Suave bit. Like it's so over the top yet accurate to telenovela characters that I can't help but laugh every time. When they first introduced Capitan Piel, I instantly laughed so hard before they even translated it because they did the whole Skin and Bones bit and I just thought it was so clever. 10/10 duo I'd love to see more of them. (GO WATCH ROTTMNT PLEASE THEY NEED ALL THE SUPPORT THEY CAN GET IF THEY WANT A SEASON 3)

• Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)

People were giving Vivziepop shit accusing her of making Vaggie the "angry Latina stereotype) and I couldn't disagree more. Vaggie is perfectly fine as a character, and I can't wait to see what they do with her in the official Hazbin Hotel series!!

• Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb)

Phineas and Ferb was the first fandoms I was ever in, and Isabella holds such a special place in my heart. Love her to pieces

• Marco Diaz (Star vs. The Forces of Evil)

Svtfoe was also one of the first fandoms I was in, so seeing one of the leads be portrayed as Mexican made 12 year old me so happy.

• Miguel Rivera (Coco)

Coco is such a beautiful movie, and I ONLY watch it in Spanish. Miguel is such a sweet and special boy, he really brought the joy of music back into his family.

• Soos (Jesus) Alzamirano Ramirez

Gravity Falls was ALSO one of the first fandoms I was in (PnF, GF, and Svtfoe were my main 3 for a time), and finding out this loveable goof was Latino made me really happy

• Princess Elena Castillo Flores

Now she may not be an official Disney princess (she doesn't meet all the requirements to be part of the franchise) but that doesn't mean she isn't excellent representation for young children. Although the show doesn't represent one specific Latin American country/culture, the show does have bits and pieces of many different LatAm cultures, and even some indigenous inspiration here and there with all the mythology aspects. It isn't perfect, but I do still appreciate Elena's presence in Disney.

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month everyone!!!

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Red Team Blues Chapter One, part two

My next novel, Red Team Blues, comes out on April 25. It’s an “anti-finance finance thriller,” a read-it-in-one-sitting thriller about a 67-year-old forensic accountant who gets embroiled in a deadly and violent cryptocurrency heist:

https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250865847/red-team-blues

If you’d like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here’s a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/18/cursed-are-the-sausagemakers/#henched

To whet your appetite for it, I’m serializing chapter one, where we meet Marty Hench, and get introduced to the one last job that he needs to do to finish his 40 year career as Silicon Valley’s best high-tech forensic accountant.

Today, I’m publishing part two. Here’s the previous installment:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/17/have-you-tried-not-spying/#unsalted-hash

Here’s where US readers can pre-order the book:

https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250865847/red-team-blues

Here’s pre-orders for Canadians:

https://services.raincoast.com/scripts/b2b.wsc/featured?hh_isbn=9781250865847&ht_orig_from=raincoast

And for readers in the UK and the rest of the Commonwealth:

https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/red-team-blues-cory-doctorow/7225998?ean=9781804547755

And now, here’s today’s serial installment:

The Camino Real had excellent security, as well as all the amenities: a pool, a gym, and a set of spring-­loaded seismic dampers set deep into the bedrock that turned the whole place into a bouncy castle whenever the San Andreas Fault got a touch of indigestion.

It was steps to California Avenue and five Michelin-star restaurants — ­one with three stars, two with two — ­and it cost him eight million, plus furnishings, which Sethu oversaw, going all in on Danish woods for a midcentury modern feel that went great with the rooftop garden that came with the penthouse unit. Sethu got him interested in trying all that Michelin star food, a far cry from ramen and slightly irregular breakfast cereals, and from there, it was the chefs’ tables, and then the private cooking classes, and then a major reno to the penthouse to fit it out with a kitchen that would have made Heston Blumenthal gasp and twirl.

They spent the month that the renos took in an exclusive lodge near a slightly active Costa Rican volcano, checking out the bromeliads and howler monkeys. He came back bronzed and fit from all that volcano hiking and became one of the great chefs of the new aristocracy, even pulling out the old alt.gourmand posts from the prehistory of Usenet. I don’t know when they became a couple, but I imagine it was a natural thing. Danny had a big heart, and he’d loved Galit with all of it, and with Galit gone and Danny still around, his heart wasn’t going to sit idly. Sethu is beautiful and brilliant and good at what she does, and those were all the traits that attracted Danny to Galit in the first place. The Camino Real’s security gave me the twice-­over and then emitted me. The elevator doors gave a sophisticated sigh and welcomed me in, and the buttonless panel lit up PH, and my blood pooled a little in my feet as I attained liftoff.

Danny looked at least ten years younger than the last time I’d seen him, craggy but handsome, and the pounds he’d put on had only filled him out so he wasn’t such an ectomorphic scarecrow. He’d definitely been hitting the kettlebells, too, and his tight Japanese tee clung just enough that I could see he’d gotten some definition in his pecs and biceps. That’s hard muscle to acquire once you hit your fifties. Someone had been making Danny put in his reps.

Danny’s an intense guy who believed so fiercely in the significance and beauty and urgency of cryptography that he could easily captivate a roomful of people with an impromptu lecture on the subject, and he would not relinquish that hold until they all had to leave. He wasn’t a bore, but he wasn’t exactly normal, and yet as far as I knew, everyone who’d ever become personally acquainted with him liked him. A lot.

“Well, you don’t look like a man who got through a prix fixe at the Palmier. Even with the flights, you shouldn’t be that bilious, Mart. What’d you do, stop for Oreos on the way back to your double-­wide?”

I let this pour over me as he showed me into the foyer and I shucked my scuffed old loafers, the ones I saved for personal days when I didn’t have to impress a client. “First of all, Lazer, the Unsalted Hash is a forty-­foot, state-­of-­the-­art touring bus with seven feet of internal clearance, an induction range, a deep freeze, and a sound system that can set off car alarms for a block. It is not a double-­wide.

“Secondly, the Palmier was great, and I didn’t get the prix fixe — ­I got a taster at the chef’s table with a friend, and we stayed up later than we should have, and I still managed to drag myself here for a business conference at this unholy hour. I’m running on three hours’ sleep and digesting a good three-­ thousand-­calorie dinner, is all.

“Finally, I don’t stop for Oreos, ever. I have a supply of 1995-­vintage Hydroxes in one of the deep freezes. The original recipe contains all those great trans fats that make for excellent long-­term frozen flavor and texture retention. I would offer you a package, but I won’t, because they are mine, and I treasure them beyond all reason and plan to make my stash last until I can no longer consume solid food, whereupon I plan to consume the balance in smoothie form.”

He took my shoes and tossed them into a closet and slammed the door, making a face, then burst out laughing and grabbed me in a bear hug that reminded me of those new biceps of his. “Man, it’s good to see you, Marty. Come in, come in. We’ll go out onto the roof.”

I got a quick tour of a lot of teak and curves and angles, like a set dresser had been given an unlimited budget to decorate the boss’s office on a midcentury period drama. Then he opened a sliding door out onto the roof-­deck, which had some very nice landscaping and potted shrubs, a meandering stream patrolled by fat koi and fed by a two-­foot waterfall, some comfortable-­ looking and elegant teak loungers, and Sethu.

She had an easel set up and was painting in oils, an impressionistic landscape of Palo Alto’s nimbified one-­family houses and dinky main street. It was a couple of billion dollars’ worth of real estate dressed up as middle-­class houses from the same midcentury dreamland as the furnishings in the living room. She turned and saw us and narrowed her eyes, just a tiny amount, before cleaning her brushes and hanging up her smock on the easel’s corner.

“Hi, hon,” she said. “This must be your friend Mr. Hench.” Danny beamed at her, an expression I remembered from his most successful demos, that prideful look he got when his code performed some miracle. “Marty, I don’t know if you ever met Sethu, back in the old days.”

“I don’t know that we were ever introduced properly,” I said. She’d let me in, once or twice, when I’d come by to see if I could pull Danny out of his tailspin. But she’d been his PA then.

“Well, in that case, Sethuramani Lazer, meet Martin Hench. Marty, meet Sethu.”

I’m pretty sure my facial expression didn’t change when he dropped that last name on me. I’d already noticed the rock on her finger, of course — ­a bachelor of my age and experience takes note of these things automatically, without conscious intervention. I’m pretty sure what Danny said next was that same pride speaking, not a failure of my poker face.

“Married her last year. Or rather, she married me, despite being significantly out of my league.”

“Lucky fella,” I said. “Congrats to both of you.”

He got us settled into loungers, and Sethu mentioned that she was going in for lemonade and offered us some. She brought it out in sweating tall glasses with silicone straws and then went back to her easel, far enough away that it wouldn’t seem odd not to include her in our conversation.

I sipped as Danny scrolled his phone for a moment, double-­checked his notes, and took Sethu in. She was beautiful, of course, but I’d known that since I’d first met her at the door of that teardown that Danny had settled into as his final resting place. Now, though, she had the kind of haircut that some very bright topiarist had charged her at least a thousand bucks for, and with it, the kind of poise I associate with very beautiful, very accomplished women who are also very, very rich. Something in the posture, a kind of deep relaxation that you rarely see. Having a very deep cash buffer can give a woman the same tranquility as any middling specimen of manhood gets for free, the liberation from casual predation that men don’t even notice.

Danny put his phone down at last. “So I hear you did some work recently? Bonwick. Rearden Factoring?”

I nodded. “Yeah, Brian and I did some business, but it’s not the kind of thing I can discuss. You know that. He lost something, I found it, and I made him whole.” He snorted. “Marty, you don’t make people whole. Your commission still twenty-­five percent?”

“It is,” I said. “And I still don’t charge anything to take a job, not even expenses or a retainer. I take the risk, I get the reward. That’s a proposition I think you probably relate to.”

“I’m familiar with the general idea.” He looked around at his penthouse garden, his beautiful young wife, his view of the strivers of Palo Alto and their Leave It to Beaver houses, all a testament to his willingness to take all the risk and his unwillingness to share his rewards. “You ever take payment in crypto?”

“I prefer fiat” — ­this being the cutesy word that crypto weirdos use for real money — ­“I have smart accountants who keep my tax bite down to a manageable slice, and I’ve got no other reason to accept distributed sudoku puzzles in lieu of greenbacks.”

“Very funny,” he said. Cryptocurrency hustlers hate it when you point out that the whole blockchain emits billions of tons of CO2 to help repeatedly compute pointless mathematical puzzles. “You’re familiar with how crypto works, though, right?”

“Danny, I love you like a brother, but I hope I’m not about to get a sales pitch for Trustlesscoin.” The only sour note in the previous night’s dinner had been a couple of bros at the chef’s table who spent the first hour talking about smart contracts. It was a hazard of any public space in SV, and I accepted it with good grace, but I wouldn’t tolerate it in private places. Life is too short.

“No pitch, but I just want to make sure you’re up to speed for what I’m going to tell you next. Forensic accounting is one thing, but when you throw in crypto, it’s a whole different world.”

Later this week (Apr 20/21), I’m speaking in Chicago at the Stigler Center’s Antitrust and Competition Conference.

This weekend (Apr 22/23), I’m at the LA Times Festival of Books.

[Image ID: A squared-off version of Will Staehle's cover for the Macmillan edition of 'Red Team Blues.']

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I write for:

Haikyuu

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Genshin Impact

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Tokyo Revengers

One Piece

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Do not interact if/No interactúes si:

You are a minor/Eres menor de edad

You are homophobic/Eres homofóbico

You are racist/Eres racista

You are sensitive to strong/dark content /Si eres sensible al contenido fuerte

List of kinks I'm okay with/ Lista de fetiches con los que me siento cómoda:

• Femdom

• Pegging

• Crossdressing

• Bondage

• Overstimulation

• Pet play

• Thigh humping

• Handcuffing

• Dirty talk

• Choking (safe word included)

• Praise kink

• Nipple play

• Dacryphilia (one of the few paraphilias that I'm okay with)

• Hair pulling

• Edging

• Spanking

• Bite marks/hickeys

• Eating out

• Auralism (deep and breathy voices are hot, ok?)

• Fingering

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Female reader/ Lector femenino

Gender neutral reader/ Lector de género neutral