#corsair lancer

[corsair-news-alliance]

@gms-incorporated

Commodore here of CORSAIR Mercenary Company. Been running the same old Everest for the past several decades, now the problem is that I've ended up using some less than legal modifications. So real talk is my printer code still valid or have I voided that with this thing?

[postdeathapocalypse]

---| . . . OPENING CONSOLE.

---| CHECKING REACTOR HEAT LEVELS. . . NOMINAL.

---| CONNECTING TO COMMUNICATIONS LINK. . . CONNECTED.

---| DISPLAYING PILOT INFORMATION;; > NIKOLAI "HEADLOCK" MOROZOV > VERTICAL TANK(S) IN STORAGE;; - GMS SAGARMATHA - "WICKED CHANT" > NO NCI (NON-CORPOREAL INDIVIDUALS) ON BOARD. . . > ACTIVATING COMPANION/CONCIERGE. . . ACTIVE. > HELLO WORLD. HELLO, OMNINET.

[rollerderbydropout]

What's wrong with not cycling your NHPs? :(

sometimesethe ports in my legs start to sting, and the air feels warm to thr touch, and everey breath i take tastesslike iron. sometimes i stare to hard at a hwall and in yhe reflextion on the matte painti can see someone elsses fAce reflected in the cockpits malfuncctiing HUD

someonene scared, powerless, some1 begging me to stop this, stop yhis,stop this, stop this , stip this ,stopthiwtstippthisstipstopstopstopstop,

//sharko\\

[corsair-news-alliance]

This is awful and now I have to visit every last one of them before I die otherwise I'll die disappointed.

//Telegram\\

I just got the WORST idea for a setpiece in Lancer

Follow me on this: Every Harrison Armory museum or show room has a statue of the Genghis Mk.II and John Creighton together in this exact pose

[times-new-union-official]

BREAKING NEWS:

Karrakin Trade Baronies Collectively Sue CORSAIR Mercenary Company Over Copyright, Claim Monarchy Is Their Invention

"Glory to the Mercenary Queen." said Signal, a handler under CORSAIR's employment. The Baronies' legal team could not be reached for comment.

[lady-rosceline-hurst]

In terms of methods for the removal of despots, mine House tendeth toward poison, but I do suppose bloody revolution is forsooth a way to go about it.

I suppose I haven't any real stakes in this fight, but I do find mine own self partial nonetheless.

Fuhuhu~

//Death to the Mercenary Queen\\

[violence-in-vogue]

@reactor-stress-is-a-resource @isyourmechrunning

hey crackheads

im eizard high rn and i wanna see engies make abominations

so heres my campaign putch:

balor nanites, nut theyre all invisible

shimmerbugs

//Vogue\\

[corsair-news-alliance]

That's the kind of talk I love to hear. I have a feeling my mechanics would agree. Might have to try one of your Rangertails

//Commodore\\

[corsair-news-alliance]

Either we pissed them off or we made them proud. I do not like the idea of either of those things. This is certainly something. @harrison-armory-incorporated

//Deuces\\

[albatross-lancer]

"This is Loyal Wing Sayim, diplomatic lead of the Albatross flight sent to the Sylvia's Requiem. It is with utmost joy that we report that the entity known as Chernobog has been slain. We believe there have been no life-threatening injuries to civilians, though we are of course happy to provide medical aid if we are mistaken. Unfortunately, although the main body of Chernobog is destroyed, we believe there to be pockets of greywash still extant throughout large portions of the station. Do not fear, we can cleanse them, though they may be quite small in size, and so we humbly request that you conduct an internal sensor sweep to locate them."

@corsair-mc-official Is it possible that your communications system has suffered a malfunction? Alas, there was a great deal of damage to the station during the battle. We have been attempting to contact you on all frequencies with this message, to no avail. Please respond.

Hope is Unbreakable,

Loyal Wing Sayim

[msmc-796-official]

-I managed to finally contact the HRA division with me to stop firing at your people. For the love of Christ-the-Buddha get your asshole commander away from me she won't stop screaming slurs in languages I don't understand at me over the comms channel we're stuck in

Who in the-?! Oh, wait, shit, that's right, I forgot you were still awake in there. Christ-the-Buddha Almighty, that scared me.

Are you sure that's still Kennedi screaming? She (or, rather, her unconscious - and hopefully not lifeless - body) and her molten wreck of a Caliban have been with us at MSMC-148's drop site for like two hours now, waiting for pickup. Slipshod managed to pry your casket outta that slag heap you used to call a Genghis Mk. 1 and get you connected to a "life support" of sorts on one of their backup generators, but if you can still hear Kennedi's voice screaming bloody murder at you, then your systems might be fried worse than we thought. (No clue if that sort of thing is fixable or not...)

Hopefully the Albatross will be here soon. Our distress beacon is still up and running, and they should more than have our coordinates by now. We'll all be out of here soon. (I hope.)

-- Angel

[corsair-news-alliance]

This sounds horrifying and Commodore is already requesting we look into this concept. This job is going to be the end of me

//Deuces\\

i have a build for Lancer i cooked up a few days ago, that is built around three key pieces of information:

1.) the Harrison Armory Genghis Mk. II is a fireproof, heavily-armored striker that excels at dealing with hard targets and large groups of enemies, though it struggles with long-range engagements and enemies that tank hits via large health pools, rather than armor.

2.) the General Massive Systems Type-1 Flight System is an excellent means of both mobility and heat generation, that can be further improved via the Ace talents, and generates heat based on the size of the mech using it (minimum 2 heat per turn it is used.)

3.) the Genghis is size 1. additionally, it has the highest base heat cap in the game, at 10.

if the target is out of range of your weapons, simply close the distance. the Nuclear Cavalier talents expedite your efforts at single-target elimination. throw in some tech from the Tokugawa license, and you get two HA Core Bonuses to boot.

[reactor-stress-is-a-resource]

>> Figure I should throw my hat in the ring, what with everything that's going on around CMC.

>> Sic semper tyrannus

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[Pyroclast]

[postdeathapocalypse]

I am NOT believing the concept that MOTH PEOPLE are REAL. How would that even WORK.

[leastinsanesscpilot]

Legal has been put back in CMC's Hands. Deuces and Signal on standby. State your case. //Signal\\

>Well, first of all, I would like to clarify that this is not an adversarial exchange. I'm just here to go over some of the legal nonsense involved with employing a low-autonomy liberated flash clone like Z just in case I am right and you're trying to recruit him. I won't say I approve, but I'm not gonna stop him. This isn't going to be very comprehensive at the moment because I want to prove that this shouldn't be an antagonistic relationship.< >First of all, clones of this type require heavy supervision from Union DoJ/HR at all times no matter who they're working for. This can include regular check-ins, access to Z's company records, a possible DoJ/HR co-handler for him while he's deployed, et cetera. The methods by which we monitor him are pretty negotiable since it works on a case-by-case basis but standards for CMC will be higher since your cooperative operates almost exclusively in grayspace.< >Second of all, Union has extremely high standards for the treatment of these clones, which is the reasoning behind our insistence on monitoring them. I'll be happy to go over more specifics with you in private, but the DoJ/HR is deeply invested in defending the rights of these clones as they cannot advocate for themselves. We have their best interests at heart, and while I won't stop Z from choosing to do whatever he wants, my job is keeping him from being exploited and taken advantage of, I hope you understand.<

[rollerderbydropout]

YEEEEEEEEEEAH BRO I HATE NHPS PUT 'ER THERE

FUCKING WHACKED OUT ROBOTS

CANT BELIEVE THEY CALL THEM "PERSONS"

WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF SECCOMM WERE STILL IN CHARGE, RIGHT BRO?

HEY

HEY COME OFFANON I WNTT TO TALK.

I JUST WANT TO TALK.

//SHARKO\\