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Five things this barista wants you to know (and do)
This June marked nine years of working for Starbucks. As someone who didn’t think that they’d last a week there, I honestly consider this a massive achievement. I have learned so much about myself since becoming a partner, especially in regards to what I’m capable of and how to handle conflicts. This journey has had its ups and downs, but all in all, Starbucks has treated me very well. As with any corporation, the biggest issues arise from people higher on the pay scale not understanding how things “at the bottom” work. I like to picture some big corporate suit walking into one of our stores and asking a barista, “What can we, as a company, do to help you?” The barista replies, “We need more people on the floor. Can we hire more people and have more labor hours?” Nodding and scratching their chin, the suit says, “What I’m hearing is you want us to update the sequencing of drinks so you now make three at a time rather than two and you want a free reusable cup.” The barista stares blankly at them and asserts, “That is not at all what I said.” But it’s too late; corporate has already thrown thousands of dollars at some lackey who is going to study the partners efficiency and see how they can make their employees do more with less. The gifted cup will come with stickers! Won’t that be fun?! While my time with the siren is about to end, I have picked up a few tips along the way. Not tips for the employees, mind you. No, these are tips for you…the consumer. I would say that ninety percent of the people who have come into one of my stores have been lovely and friendly individuals, but – ooh-weee!! – that remaining ten percent (especially at drive-thru stores. This is not to shame drive-thru stores or people to use them. Drive-thru stores are amazing for people with small children, social anxiety, certain mobility needs, etc. But there’s a certain kind of crazy that doesn’t want to get out of its car to get its coffee. And it’s usually the kind of crazy that insults the employees or throws hot drinks at them.) To help steer people away from joining that ten percent group, I’ve created this simple list of things everyone can do to help their baristas out and make the process go a little smoother. Yes, this is taken from the standpoint of Starbucks, but many of these points apply to any coffee shop. Let’s begin!
Give yourself more time than you think you need.
The thing about any coffee shop is that the length of time it will take to get your order ready will always be a crapshoot. You may be able to usually receive your order in a certain amount of time, but things come up: the blender might break down, a barista may have called out, maybe someone ahead of you placed a massive twenty-drink order. Be prepared for the unexpected. If you think you can get in and get your coffee in five minutes, you’re probably wrong. At the very least, this isn’t going to happen every time, and it isn’t the barista’s fault. That’s just life. Things come up, and you might have to be flexible. Oh, and full disclosure: when you tell us that you’re “running late”, we don’t care. We aren’t going to move your drink to the front of the line. If you’re running late, don’t stop for coffee. It’s as simple as that.
Get off your phone.
People generally dislike it when we mess up your order which is why we are trained to ask a lot of questions. You come up to the register and order a latte? Well, I’m going to ask what size, hot or iced, is two percent milk alright, is there anything else I can do for you, how are we paying for this today, do you want a receipt, and so on. That’s a lot of questions, but we’d rather get all the info at the register rather than have to go back once the drink is made and start over again. You can help us out by paying attention, and (hands down) the biggest distraction we see is the cellphone. Contrary to popular belief, baristas are not telepathic. If you want almond milk in that mocha, then you have to tell us. If you didn’t want that banana bread warmed up, then you have to tell us. We try our best to ask questions, but help us out…and more importantly, don’t get upset with us when we ask questions. I’m not grilling you for information on how you like your frappuccino because I enjoy bothering you or because I’m trying to lower your defenses so you join my cult; I just need to know what you want so we can avoid wasting time. Please get off your phone and tell me clearly what you want. If you don’t know, I am happy to answer questions and guide you towards what you’re looking for, but no matter how dexterous you think your mind is, you cannot simultaneously focus on the drama going on with your friend Becky and order an iced Tall quad shot shaken espresso, no classic syrup, sub five pumps hazelnut and two pumps sugar-free vanilla, light ice, chocolate cream cold foam, lightly sprinkled with cinnamon powder, in a Grande cup.
The barista is probably not flirting with you.
I’m not going to spend too much time on this one. It should be self-explanatory. Just know that it’s our job to make you feel welcomed and comfortable, but that does not mean that we want to sleep with you. I did not really experience sexual harassment until I became a barista and then suddenly I had a flock of men (usually old and white) talking about my “pretty little lips” or asking if I wanted to share a scone with them or reaching across the counter and grabbing my arm to tell me that my skin is very soft. (Thankfully, my current boss is incredibly good at nipping any of that stuff in the bud and has a strict no tolerance policy for customers making partners feel unsafe or uncomfortable. Thanks, Char!) Stop. I am not your toy. I am just a person doing a job and trying to make a living. Yes, I do enjoy welcoming you to this third space and even establishing friendly relationships with anyone who comes in, but customer service me is not the real me. I am not trying to flirt with you, I don’t want you to flirt with me, and I will tell you when you cross a line.
I do not care if you mispronounce things.
I also do not care if you get the names of the sizes incorrect. Let’s just admit that the sizing at Starbucks is awful. The whole thing started because once upon a time, they only offered the sizes Short (8oz) or Tall (12oz) and while that’s easy to remember, Starbucks just kept adding sizes up because, ya know, America. At one point in time, the Grande was considered extra large and then they added Venti before finally adding Trenta. What we’re left with is a lot of people assuming that the biggest size we have is a Tall and then getting disappointed when they’re large frappuccino is so tiny. (Honestly, I personally prefer it if you simply say small, medium, or large. At least then I know that we’re speaking the same language.) So many of the terms used are Italian or at least Italian-derived and most Americans do not speak Italian. If you call it a “grand mach-yee-otto”, I will understand what you mean. As someone who spent years being afraid to order a sauvignon blanc because I knew that I wasn’t pronouncing it correctly, I get the instinct to try and “speak the language”, but just know that no one is going to laugh at you. And if they do, then you tell their store manager. Furthermore, don’t be afraid to ask us questions. We are here to help you figure out what exactly that one drink was…you know, the one your sister got for your last time (“I just remember that it was hot and it tasted like caramel.” Hey, I can work with that!) I don’t mind people asking questions; what I do mind is when people complain about having to wait in line but then get up to the register and only then think about what they want to order. Get your life together, Karen.
Read the room.
Picture it: you’re waiting for your drink. You’ve been waiting maybe five minutes. You think to yourself, “Why is this taking so long?” And then you decide that you’re going to march up to the handoff plane or (God forbid) crane your neck over the glass partitions in front of the bar and demand to know why you don’t have your drinks yet. Stop. Look around. Are other people waiting? Are the baristas running around crazily? Is there a line of drinks on the counter? How many people are at the bar? During peak, there should be at least two (hopefully more if it’s very busy). Is one person running the register and the oven? Is there a pile of dishes laying off to the side? Is an employee yelling something like, “I need peppermint syrup on the fly?!” If you’re in a drive-thru, is there a line of cars behind you? If you answered yes to any of the questions above, the store is probably very busy. And, being very busy, there are going to be some longer wait times. I have worked primarily in a cafe store (meaning no drive thru), and our general rule is that we want people to be waiting ten minutes at the absolute most. Check your watch and ask yourself, “Have I been waiting longer than ten minutes?” If it’s very busy and the answer is no, then take a seat and calm down. (And, no, that ten minutes does not start when you walk in. It starts when you finish paying and your order goes through. See #1 if you have questions.) The amount of people who go into a rage because they had to (dramatic gasp) wait, is stifling. Take a look around and have some pity on the people making your coffee. If you truly feel that something is unacceptable (be it wait times, a barista’s attitude, etc.), the best thing you can do is email or call the store manager or the district manager. Stores should have business cards with contact information for both of these individuals. Said cards are usually located at the hand-off plane but not necessarily. Before you start yelling at the twenty-two-year-old who has been awake since 4am and is doing the best they can, contact someone higher up and complain to them. I know that it isn’t as cathartic (you maniac) as screaming in the middle of a Starbucks and getting up on some proverbial soapbox about how “no one wants to work anymore”, but you’re going to get better results if you express your frustration to the people who actually have a say in things like labor hours.
All in all, friends, assume the best in others and have patience. If you can do both of these things, you’ll get your drink and us baristas won’t have to run to the backroom in tears. At the end of the day, it’s just coffee. Is this really the hill you want to die on? I didn’t think so.
#coffee#barista#starbucks#customer service#sorry not sorry#just be nice okay#corporate doesnt know what its doing
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punches you in the face. don’t use ai for stupid shit. hey. look me in the eyes. anything you want to ask gemini meta mr beast look-alike whatever the fuck you can just google. please just fucking read. is it that bad to think for yourself. is it too much to ask for you get your wrong answers and shitty party ideas from friends and family and strangers on the internet like god intended. jesus christ
#peach stuff#for employment reasons no i am not referring to teachers i know and work with :)#BEATS YOU WITH A HAMMER. NO AI DOESNT WORK. NO ITS NEVER GOOD. STOP TELLING THE KIDS YOU TEACH TO USE AI.#BEATS YOU WITH A HAMMER AGAIN AND AGAIN. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO TEACH THE YOUTH HOW TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES#BUT INSTEAD YOU ADVISE THEM TO USE THE PLAGIARISM MACHINE TO GENERATE A SOULESS ANSWER CONTROLLED BY A BIG CORPORATION. BEATS YOUBEATSYOU#you want party ideas??? GOOGLE SEARCH PARTY IDEAS. HEY BEST FRIEND WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR MY PARTY. HEY LIBRARY AND LIBRARIAN#I GUARANTEE YOU WILL GET A BETTER OUTCOME THAN WHATEVER GENERIC NON-INTENTIONAL GARBAGE IT SPITS OUT#DO NOT USE AI LIKE A SEARCH MACHINE.#DO NOT USE AI AT ALL
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Ok the fandom wiki is back to normal as of earlier, so if you accidentally stumble upon it, it'll be fine.
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As silly as the entire thing was, please make sure to use the new wiki and refrain from going back to the old one. Especially since last night made the fandom wiki get a lot of traction.
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and here's the reddit post about it
#toontown corporate clash#corporate clash#ttcc#toontown#last update on this it. i felt like leaving it on the one last night wasnt fair since it had been fixed up#this is a summary basically of the last 2 posts i made about it. that contains more info in it collectively#also yes i have no room to speak bc i also did vandalize and its been documented but pleaaase refrain from doing so now#i noticed there were still some updates but the vandalism doesnt help even if its tempting. the mods mustve spent a lot of time going back#and fixing it and ofc its the old wiki and they probably had saves of the pages. special shoutout to the mods and begging for forgiveness#but the point remains that vandalism wont help and it just creates more work and so it just defeats the purpose now#most of it died down last night so this is kind of like speaking into dead air now but you get my point#Also anyone who was posting weird images and text (we know what im talking about) i hope you get hit by a truck#some of you took that way too far. its one thing to go “hehehe i like this guy” and then another thing to be weird#wiki#i dont usually make infoposts because who am i to do that but the redirector extension has helped me alot. i hope they add the ttcc#new wiki to the wikigg extension soon
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had 2 take a break 2 think abt a different one of my princesses. back 2 it
#it was helena. LOCK ME UP! SUE ME!#i miss her.#one thing abt me is if u put a woman in front of me and shes crazy and kills ppl and is covered in blood sometimes and was a child soldier#or otherwise had a very difficult upbringing and she has unhealthy attachments and difficult family and friend and romantic relationships.#ohhh im chomping at the bit. I LOVE IT !! I LOVE YOU INSANE WOMEN!!!#its bc it reminds me of my me. i havent killed anybody tho and wasnt a child soldier. only in like a not real metaphorical/crazy girl way.#shes just fr my precious princess. as a wise man once said repeatedly abt every single character he liked for a solid 3 months.#If she stopped slaying shed die shes like a shark. and who did that wise man (me) first say that abt. helena. huge dramatic nod#I MISS HERR MY PRINCESS. idt ill ever finish ob tho. i think maybe my Insane attachment to that show was a product of like ... kind of the#state i was in at the time. and i fear if i watched it again i might not like it as much#<- not that i think itd bad idr. i remember the acting being phenomenallll but ik the writing at least in my memory got a bit worse later o#bc they kind of just kept on being like Heh... evil corporation from this season.. ACTUALLY it was a subcorporation fo the REAL evil#corporation or ACTUALLLY it was a front for the REAL evil corporation or actually the innocuous subcorp was ACTUALLY the actual evil corp#yk. i noticed it and it ws all i could think abt#bc like damn how is this corporation so goddamn obscure. do THEY know what theyre doing ?#also helena doesnt have much to do in the plot later on iirc and it makes me sad bc shes fr my princess. like yes i like sarah i like#allison cosimas there (my beef with cosima is crazy) but like. helena thats my girl shes so me !#<- concerning statement to some. ITS NOT HER FAULT SHES A PRETTY PRINCESS!
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tumblr is actively hiring AI/ML engineers? ooh fun
why?
#didnt the people already give them a piece of their minds#i dont really have an opinion on if ai bad or ai good#im more perplexed by when tf companies became so braindead#arent they supposed to look at user feedback and sentiment to decide which direction the company should go#in the past 6 -7 years companies have been hellbent on actively trying to make losses. why?#im too young to understand the intricacies of this world but i dont like what im seeing happen#corporates arent this stupid. im missing something big here#theres an agenda and i dont know what it is and its bothering me#it took me way too long to figure out why elon wanted twitter. now i know#but whats up with the other companies?#they want to prove the companies fail with US employees so they need to outsource everything overseas?#is that it?#what am i looking at?#whatever it is. its nefarious#if outsourcing everything for lower cost was their plan wouldnt the govt have to do something?#doesnt tech valley run a huge part of the economy
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considering discarding all of my social media accounts and starting over completely from scratch so that the new accounts have zero ties to who i am irl
#biblio babbles#i mean im probably not gonna do it#i have friends i dont wanna just abandon#and i probably couldnt upload art to them because itd be correlatable with the art ive posted to my current accounts....#(unless i wait a super long time i.e. long enough for my art style to change enough that its unrecognizable)#AND itll probably take a lot of work to setup these theoretical completely anonymous accounts#and a lot of discipline to ensure that they remain completely anonymous#because if i get lazy even once that could be enough to compromise my anonymity#and i just... dont think im capable of that?#and i dont think i need to anyway#im not publicly broadcasting my personal information and ive historically generally been very careful about that sort of thing#and i change my aliases between services so#i figure it would be very very hard for an individual person to find information about me unless i actively choose to give it#and it sucks that big corporations (and by proxy the government) probably know who i am by now but#i am not a particularly important target!#i am not an activist nor a danger to society -- honestly even if i was i have so few followers that they probably wouldnt care much anyways#so again while it sucks that they know who i am it doesnt.. particularly matter for me! i think#what i really need to worry about is protecting against individual people who may try to stalk/harass/etc me#and im doing pretty well on that front i think#anyways im not done thinking about this; ill see if theres something i havent thought of yet and if so maybe ill reblog with some additions#if you (the reader) have thoughts i wouldnt mind hearing them#thanks for reading this far btw lmao. hope u have a good day :)#watch me delete this post a day later out of unfounded fear and paranoia lmao
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(46) ATEEZ FIC RECS
🍓 fluff | 🌀 angst | 💥 nsfw | 🎧 personal favourite
if any links don’t work or the wrong writers have been tagged please let me know!
ATEEZ/MULTIPLE
Want You Back | @whimsicalwritingsandmore 🍓🌀
opposites attract w/ matz | @beenbaanbuun 🍓💥🎧
↳ are you ready to get so hooked on something you’ll read every story connected to it and simply sit there waiting for series updates?
Addams!ATEEZ | @fruithoughts 🍓💥
HONGJOONG
Less Than Three | @kbandtrash 🍓
Runaway | @lilacmingi 🍓🌀
To Make An Album | @bambikisss 🍓💥
Never Alone | @iwannasuckyourmonstercock 🌀
Hopefully | @idyllic-ghost 🍓
↳ my hongjoong roman empire and it’s just made up leave me alone
SEONGHWA
The Way to His Heart | @edenesth 🍓🌀🎧
↳ again not a series reader in the slightest but this one is so well done you never know what’s happening next and then you get grown through a loop in the best way possible
let’s not fall in love, again | @baekhvuns 🍓🌀💥🎧
↳ HOW THE AUTHOR CAME UP WITH THIS IS BEYOND ME BUT I REREAD THIS ALL THE TIME I LOVE IT I CANT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE IT JUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ IT
no title | @mymoodwriting 🍓🌀💥
bodyguard | @baekhvuns 🍓🌀💥
↳ this became my personality for a solid month after its release
cat named mars | @hwaightme 🍓
checkmate | @atinystraynstay 🍓🌀
the lamb and the wolf | @seonghwaddict 🍓💥
YUNHO
Guerilla | @sorryimananti-romantic 🍓🌀💥
opposites attract | @tainsan 🍓🌀💥
↳ another one that became my personality for a solid month after release
what builds a home | @cosmicdumpling 🍓💥 (only a little!)
PILLAGED | @lilacmingi 🍓 (a little 🌀)
something to give each other | @sungbeam 🍓🎧
↳ read this at 5:34am and it changed my life i’m not kidding
Promise | @sorryimananti-romantic 🍓💥 (only a little!)
↳ did my life just change? yes! this authors fics always change my life but this was something else!
entombed | @ghstzzn 💥 (and kinda 🍓) 🎧
YEOSANG
no title | @ateezmakemeweep 🍓🌀
RETURN TO ME | @thewonandonly 🌀💥🎧
↳ this is the the best yeosang fic on this app like i can’t explain any of it like this is one i strongly suggest you read (this is a threat, read the goddamn fic) and that fucking ending i’m literally i can’t it takes everything in me to not spoil it every time i recommend it but i’m telling you you have to read this you know that feeling you get when your heart wrenches and you physically feel it? you get that the whole time with this
for the hope of it all | @starrysvn 🌀🎧
↳ not gonna lie thought about killing myself after reading this 😭😭😭 /j
SAN
The Art of Climbing the Corporate Ladder | @ennysbookstore 🍓🌀💥🎧
↳ another one i can’t explain you have to read this for yourself because you think you know and then no you fucking don’t and then you get really mad and then really sad and then you’re like oh no and then y/n saves it and then san says stuff JUST READ IT
Ceilings [PART 2] | @yoongiseesawmp3 🍓🌀💥
↳ FINALLY THIS GODDAMN TROPE DONE RIGHT LIKE GAG EM THANK YOU GUYS THIS IS SUCH A GOOD READ AND IT DOESNT MOVE FAST LIKE THE OTHER FICS THAT DO THIS TROPE PLEASE
seasons out of time | @nonclassyparty 🍓🌀💥🎧🎧🎧
↳ this is the most soul crushing, heart wrenching, bone shattering piece of media you will ever read like i can’t genuinely put into words how much this fic means to me on like a level like i can’t even describe it help it is one of those fics thag you have to read for yourself and you’ll understand because just when your hopes are up theyre down when they’re down they’re up again in some strange way part two is in the works so i’m preparing for my heart to get stamped on by the author and part 1 is like for me genuinely the absolute best fics on this app so I can’t wait
Reassuring Words and Mellow Touches | @hongjoongsart 🍓🌀
↳ you know when you like feel smth in your gut and you don’t know what, this is what this does to you I swear
a broken routine | @vampzity 🍓🍓🍓🍓🎧
MINGI
Goodbye Summer | @shocymer 🌀🌀🌀
↳ i did cry when i finished this
nightmare, daydream | @mingigoo 🍓💥
One New Message | @hwaightme 🌀
Home | @lovepookie 🍓🍓🍓
WOOYOUNG
Home for the Holidays | @highvern 🍓🌀💥
Say You Love Me Too | @crazyformfics 🍓
change of heart | @hotteoki 🍓
place in me | @starrysvn 🍓🌀🎧
↳ this is my wooyoung roman empire and it didn’t even happen irl
If Without You | @sorryimananti-romantic 🍓🌀
JONGHO
so lovely | @deathbyyeekies 🍓🍓🍓🍓 🎧🎧🎧
↳ i kid you not reading this changed my life like genuinely i’m a changed person now
killin me softly | @deathbyyeekies 🍓
glasses w/ jongho | @beenbaanbuun 🍓
zemblanity | @in-san-ity 🍓🌀💥🎧
↳ it’s so nice watching tropes finally being done right like you don’t even understand how badly i needed this
20:15pm | @xuchiya 🍓
the fear still lingers | @03jyh23 🌀🌀🌀🌀🎧🎧🎧
↳ TOOK EVERYTHING IN ME NOT TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE AFTER READING THIS IF YOU’RE WANTING FUCKING INCREDIBLE ANGST READ THIS SHIT AND YOU’LL PHYSICALLY FEEL YOUR HEARTBREAK LIKE MINE DID
#FIC RECS ?!#ateez#ateez angst#ateez au#ateez imagine#ateez imagines#ateez scenario#ateez x reader#ateez fluff#ateez scenarios#ateez fic recs#kpop x reader#kpop imagines#kpop imagine#kpop fanfic#ateez fanfic#ateez x you#ateez x y/n
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surprised i haven’t see any fox lives aus exploring the idea of palpatine sending fox to hemlock/tantiss after getting his neck snapped Hemlock hesitates, staring through the glass window of the examination room and observing its main occupant. His medical staff fusses over their patient, a clone, as they record his vitals and situate the room for long term occupancy. "It is... Unlikely, that this clone will ever walk again, Your Majesty. The damage done to his neck is irreversible, that he even retained mobility in his torso is—" Hemlock had said. He was scrolling through a rather dire injury report. The Emperor waved his hand dismissively, black robes flowing with the motion. "I am aware, but what I require is not impossible. I will take care of the most severe damages to my commander..." My commander? Hemlock looked away from the datapad and to the immobile clone floating in the bacta tank. "...And when the time comes, I will require your facility to do the rest."
Hemlock refrained from frowning, keeping his expression neutral, albeit a bit dubious. If Emperor Palpatine wanted to waste his time with a lost cause, he wouldn't argue. Not as long as he continued to receive the necessary resources and further funding for his projects. Now, when Hemlock gazes upon that same clone all those months ago, he sits properly upright on the examination table, back straight and form perfect like a soldier. The clone turns his head, his golden eyes-a deviation from the standard brown, colour bordering unnatural in a human- meeting Hemlock's through the glass. Hemlock raises a brow in response but the clone doesn't react, only breaking eye contact when one of the medical aids calls for his attention. Folding his arms behind his back, Hemlock turns to stalk down the hall. He would never say it aloud, but he was irked that this... Chore was now his responsibility. He was a scientist! A progressive researcher and an invaluable asset to the Empire. That his facility is being forced to take on the task of physical therapy and rehabilitation, of all things, for one simple, damaged clone was insulting.
Hemlock exhales, forcing his posture to relax. His Imperial Majesty was making a mistake, clearly, but it was no matter. Hemlock would only need to check in occasionally; he could still focus his efforts where it really matters. His commander would be carefully monitored in the meantime, and maybe, Hemlock could learn how Palpatine managed to reverse what should have been a deathly injury. ♠♠♠♠
i imagine palpatine does ambiguous hand wave force healing to get fox back into tip top shape. well mostly back. fox still has a lot to work through. and then sends him off to wherever hemlock is, for reasons. he doesnt need hemlock's facility to host fox, he could easily give fox the care he needs closer to home. so maybe to have fox keep an eye on him and his progress, who knows really from there i kinda have a few paths this could take, one with omega eventually coming across fox, being mildly interested in him(he's not held in a cell like the rest of the clones, he's not a commando, why is he here?) and maybe later, nala se assigns her to him to keep her further out of the way of hemlock. all leading up to when omega and crosshair escape, she insists fox comes with them. fox doesnt want to (paranoid), crosshair doesnt want him to(also paranoid). think of the fox and rex reunion... the echo confrontation... the wolffe reunion... howzer bitching at both crosshair and fox... the drama of it all. another idea being fox meeting scorch again. since arca company barracks are stationed on coruscant, i imagine that fox has run into delta squad at least once. delta wasn't on coruscant often, and fox is busy guy. probably also doesn't care much for sobde either. (i imagine him and maze sending very petty emails to each other. fox saying "fuck you, i outrank you captain" in corporate)
and maybe when shit goes down on tantiss, he convinces scorch to dip with him. "you got your ass kicked, man. let's go."
throughout all of this fox maintains a creepy, unsettling presence on the base.
#star wars#commander fox#fic#?#my mind is an ocean of ideas so mid#ignore the awkward prose i am not a writer and i did this on my phone in one go no drafts we ball#dovepost
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do you have any thoughts about mountains first time? doesnt have to be a whole ass prompt fill lol but who gets big boy?
(anon I regret to inform you that you sent this while i was disastrously high so you get a Weird One - warnings for terato/monsterfucking, mentions of blood (nonsexual), inhuman anatomy, scent kink, agendered character referred to as "it", use of cunt/clit to describe its anatomy, and some lore at the end)
I still have to finish that fic about his first time bottoming, that's with Omega. But his first time in general?
Well, technically...
Mountain was more feral than most when he was summoned, took a long time to settle into his vessel. He cost a number of siblings their lives before the higher ups decided it was a better idea to let him loose in a warded-off section of the forest. Let him work out the more animalistic traits in an environment better suited to his elemental nature.
He wanders the trees completely unglamoured, with furry, back-bent hooved legs and patches of moss, lichen and bark coating his limbs and torso. His antlers, still budding, grow faster like this and the trees in his path bear fresh gouges as a result. He hunts everything he can, tearing in with claws and elongated jaws alike. The scruffy mane of hair he sports lies matted with days worth of blood, sweat and grime, and it's the fourth night before Mountain finds his appetite sated.
Well, one of his appetites at least.
This new hunger is similar, but very different. He knows lust, of course - no being in Hell wouldn't - but ghouls don't have corporeal forms Downstairs. They feel things, sure, but in the way you "feel" and intense thought, or a specific fantasy. Like this, though, anchored to a physical being he's still learning the ins and outs of, the pressure sitting heavy between his thighs feels foreign. Foreign, but also hot and urgent and fuck he needs.
Mountain paws at himself with rough, inexperienced hands until the sheath between his legs starts to swell. The ghoul watches as it grows, chest heaving when the flared head reveals itself. Already slick and throbbing, Mountain's stomach clenches when every inch is finally exposed and the length of it pulses.
It's then that a certain scent makes his nostrils flare, his eyes go wide, and something deep inside Mountain goes achingly tight. It's not the first time he's smelled it since he woke in the forest, naked and groggy, but it's the first time he's felt the urge to find its source. Now that he does, though?
He needs.
Mountain crashes through the trees on instinct alone, panting and drooling down his chin no matter how many times his hooves catch a root or a row of thorns tears at his flesh. The scent grows thicker the deeper he gets into the dense wood; it's something raw, something syrupy sweet yet intoxicatingly bitter. Like burning leaves on a hot autumn day, rich and earthen but undercut with a sharpness that could only mean desire.
The closer he gets, the more he recalls smelling it before. He remembers catching it when he was savoring the spoils of a hunt, one he'd spent melting into the trees to stalk a particularly jumpy buck. Remembers waking up once, in a small clearing he'd thoroughly marked, only to find a second scent joining his own. Not covering his, not a challenge - though Mountain took great pleasure in...reclaiming his territory anyway. More like an invitation, one Mountain had had no interest in following at the time. That wasn't what he had needed.
Now that he's close to drowning in that scent, though, his cock dripping as it wags between his thighs, Mountain has no idea how he's gone so long without it.
He crashes through the branches of an overgrown willow, blood pounding in his ears and groin in equal measure, and the shiver that wracks him is one shared with the source of this intoxicating scent.
It sits in a nest at the base of the willow, one tucked into its roots and flanked by flowering bushes. There are enough gaps in the tree's limbs to let patches of sunlight filter through, dappling the creature before him.
The one currently on all fours, presenting its flushed, swollen cunt and staring over its shoulder and directly into the center of his brain.
It must be another ghoul, something distant tells him. He only has flashes of the time before the forest, but he can faintly recall a pair of...humans, were they called? They shifted before his eyes, one into a being of black fur and unnatural smoke and the other into scales and fins. They spoke the language of the Pit, and that's the only reason Mountain remembers them.
This one, this creature, looks similar to him, he thinks. He only has a few interrupted reflections in brooks and streams to go by, but it's legs are like his. Back-bent, hooved, but the hair coating them is jet black instead of his own sun-stained auburn. Their torsos differ too - where Mountain could blend in with the bark of any tree, it is instead coated in a combination of thicker fur and sleek black feathers that rustle like the leaves above. No antlers atop it's head, but instead a pair of segmented horns that curl against its skull. It's smaller than he is, more angular, and the few facial features Mountain can see are just as sharp as the talons it has dug into the soft earth.
It makes a sound then, a rattling hiss of a thing, and Mountain growls in response. It's automatic, as is the way he drops to all fours for his final approach. It watches his every move, unnatural eyes wide and growing blacker by the second, and Mountain flinches when it tips it's head and a scratchy voice fills his skull.
New, it rasps in a familiar but broken dialect, forked tongue flicking between it's lips. Maybe a ghoul? It's speech is odd. You're new. New smell. Different.
Mountain watches it's cunt pulse, a thick trail of slick dripping from its hole straight down the fat nub of its clit. That shiny length flexes, and Mountain's cock responds in kind. He snarls as he crawls up to the creature, licking his jaws. That incredible scent, so thick he can taste it, would be enough to drive anyone mad.
Could feel you coming. Could...in the roots and stones...
Mountain barely registers the words floating through his head, but he really likes the way they fade into an audible sharp trill when he buries his nose into the source of his torment.
The taste of it is beyond compare, and Mountain can't help but drag his face through its copious slick while he wriggles his long, thick tongue inside. Desperate to coat himself in it, ears filled with the unearthly sounds of the creature offering itself to him on a silver platter. His hips work in useless, uncoordinated humps, cock jabbing at thin air as that tight hole clamps down around his tongue, and the overwhelming desire he feels to be inside the being before him hits him like a punch to the gut.
You....watching me...
Mountain manages the message as he moves to bracket that smaller figure. It nods, shudders when he settles against its back, snuffling at the crook of its neck. Using his snout to nudge its head, force it to expose its throat so he can feel it thrum under his tongue.
Watched...hunt. Watched me...kill...
It gives a chirrup, and Mountain feels its short, raised tail twitching against his stomach. His cock jumps, the broad head smacking against its clit, and Mountain's growl shakes the earth itself. Those same stupid humps take over, and Mountain stretches his jaws to wrap around the back of its neck to force it still. He uses the last of his brainpower to throw a final thought into its mind.
Why...bring me...to you?
Mountain sinks his fangs into its throat just enough to get a taste of what lives beneath its skin, and as his eyes roll back the creature moans.
Different, it whispers back, canting its hips when Mountain mindlessly tries to line himself up. So long...since something was different...
Mountain's grunting like a disobedient dog, every thrust bumping his cock against its thighs, its tail, it's mound. So focused on getting it inside without releasing the creature from the cage of his limbs that the frustration only builds, his snarls becoming more and more bestial until -
The body beneath him arches as best it can, and as Mountain's aching cock finally squeezes between swollen lips to pop inside there's no way to know which of them is louder.
Mountain doesn't remember much after that.
One day, though, he'll learn the story of the feral ghoul who haunts these woods. The product of a botched summoning, it was always destined to become a creature of instinct. Tied to the realm Above only because its summoner still lives, left to its own devices where it won't pose a threat.
One day Mountain will learn the story of what used to be Cowbell, and when he does nothing will keep him from going back to those woods.
#miasma's work#the band ghost ficlets#mountain ghoul#feral monster mountain my beloved#he lasted 14 seconds the first time fyi#i am putting these tags first to nest the reveal lmao#because this one is def Weird and probably doesnt make sense at the end#okay anyway#cowbell ghoul#mountain/cowbell#mountain x cowbell#i didnt just call cowbell “it” for the sake of this ficlet btw#it has it/they pronouns 2 me#and also a pussy but in a boy (gn) way#ANYWAY#lmk if i need to add tags#not rereading before posting so if you see mistakes#no you dont
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hobie bf headcanons 🎧
★ NOTES just in a really bad hobie brown brainrot rn... enjoy <3
Hobie is the kind of boyfriend who would say smth like "that's pretty, but not as pretty as you." ABOUT ANYTHING !! he'll always manage to bring up how pretty he thinks u are
wasnt much of a texter but when he got with you he put more effort into texting back/texting u
his sleeping clothes consist of those plaid pajama pants or sweatpants and no shirt. if he has a shirt on its either a crop top, or smth sleeveless
if ur the type to have a lot of stuffed animals and treat them like ur children hobie will happily play the role of 'dad' for all ur babies despite it sounding silly
he smells really nice, like a 'i actually cant pinpoint what u smell like' kind of nice, but if u had to boil it down he smells musky and a little bit like the ocean
shows u all the small businesses he shops at so u dont have to spend money on the big corporations
doesnt necessarily force his beliefs onto u but he tries to lead u in a better direction
whenever u go over to his apartment r&b is always playing on his speakers
likes to try and teach u how to play his guitar with you in between his legs every now and then if you dont know how
likes to give u forehead kisses, does it too much honestly. not becuz of any height advantage but becuz he thinks its the sweetest gesture he can do to u
when u guys hold hands he likes to bring ur hand up to his lips and kisses every knuckle
when ur throwing a fit he likes to web u back to him as u walk away cuz u always fall into his arms and he thinks its romantic
teases u a lot, u guys have a best friends and dating kind of trope
most of his gifts for u are DIY <3
his love language is gift giving and acts of service
not much of an emotional or sappy talker so he makes up with his kisses or sweet touches
if ur a glasses wearer best believe hes bullying you (lovingly) for it
enjoys quiet time with u a lot. the kind where ur both just doing ur own things but together. yeah absolute sucker for that
#hobie brown#hobie x reader#hobie x you#across the spiderverse#spider man#atsv#hobie brown x reader#hobie brown x you#hobart brown#hobie brown imagine#hobie fluff#hobie brown fluff#hobie imagine
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A thought about the leaks:
It makes more sense when you think about Izuku Midoriya as an unreliable narrator who wanted to talk about a hero story.
He doesnt want us, the audience, to know about the depth of his own feelings and emotions, because this is the story of how he and the rest of the class kept reaching out their hands to those in need of help.
Something that kind of surprised me when he talked to Ochako was how he would frame it almost like "you are my hero as you have reached out your hand to me multiple times since the beginning, and I want to also be a hero to you too, so I must help you with everyone else"; he wants to be a hero from the beginning to the end, and this act of kindness for Ochako and need to let out her emotions for Himiko is framed as heroic. This is him being a hero.
Who saves the heroes? Other heroes, instead of being alone. And anyone can be a hero. This is a story about it.
Izuku has no intentions of showing off his trauma, his loneliness, his pain, outside of what's heroic; he cant even talk about romantic feelings without going back to it.
It made me feel much better, to see it that way; its not that the whole story ends with what he said, he is literally skipping all he parts that wouldn't be part of a cool hero story.
He parallels AFO after all.
I think it makes sense considering how much different Ochako's feelings and thoughts are depending on who tells the story; when we have her POV while fighting Himiko everything is personal and emotional, but when she explains her feelings to Deku she doesnt even mention anything related to how much she wanted her in her life, besides the childhood friends comment, and even brings up the uses of her quirk. Its like she is comparing herself to Deku? Like if she noticed those things about quirks instead of focusing on the emotional aspect, then maybe she could have helped her sooner. And in the final chapter, when she is mentioned, its about her heroic work, not about how much they talked, or their hangouts, or anything like that.
Izuku skips the handhold, and I want to believe its bc it wouldnt make it for the hero story. He doesnt talk about what he felt when he sacrificed himself for the first time, but we saw his anger and his uncontrolled pain. He doesnt talk about how he forgives him, but we saw how much he always wanted him in his life. He doesnt talk about Katsuki dying. but we saw how someone else had to tell him they didnt lose anyone yet and he was getting help. Control your heart. Izuku hits his chest, black whip makes a heart, and he focuses in what he knows to do: heroics. He will save, and he will fight to save.
Another reason why he wouldnt bring back his own feelings when it comes to imitating Katsuki unconsciously even if he knows others would dislike it; he wants to be selfless hero Deku, and while he does admire Katsuki and cherish his company, he knows he himself wouldnt get a pass to be rude when he isnt as brilliant as him from his perspective.
And like any hero would, he wants his friends by his side, and forever to help others. That's what he wants to represent in his hero academia, another saving hero like his All Might.
(Also apparently Horikoshi and his team were especially pressured by Shonen Jump during these months and he admits he found it rushed, so once again the capitalistic corporation is the evil to defeat. This is just my own interpretation in universe)
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i'm gonna log off for a while because i'm really mentally drained from constantly hearing how unhappy and disappointed some of you guys were with both SB and CH'snendings and developments.
i know some of you guys come from a good place and mean no harm but imagine working on something for so long and then you yourself are already sad about how things ended but you wanna use it as a way to do better next time but people constantly tell you how you should do better next time and its always "i was so excited but it never came" and "i wished things would have gone this way" after you spent days crying out of frustration because your brain didn't corporate.
people who have never written (one shots or series doesnt matter) don't know the burden of leaving unfinished works up there. i keep telling you guys that i tried so hard to somehow give you guys an ending because if i hadn't you guys would have never received ANY ending so i tried to make the best of it.
i dont take the hate to heart anymore bc i couldnt care less and i know as a writer i should be open to criticism but i'm a little tired of my work being constantly nitpicked when i do this for fun.
i know updating daily was what burnt me out pls stop telling me that i obviously overestimated myself i fucking know.
whatever, it actually doesn't matter anymore because CH is over and i dont think i'll ever write smaus that long ever again bc the criticism is so not worth the mental effort and stress.
i do this for FUN. you know how artists doodle in their notebooks, this is what this blog is to me. i make mistakes, i over/underestimate things and myself bc this is life. it's just..not that deep for y'all to constantly camp in my inbox and make me feel bad about it when i already accepted it.
i'm gonna do some self reflection and think about it all so take care babies 🤍
#; rambles#i've literally been receiving huge paragraphs about just how excited people were about certain things in both CH and SB and several people#have told me how i should have just stopped daily updating and listening to y'all and taking breaks and not burn myself out bc now they're#disappointed and it sounds a LOT like my parents when they realised im just another burnt out former gifted child so#i'll see you guys around 🤍
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wanting to start taking care of myself better but not wanting 8000 products and i just need somebody to explain to me like im dumb bc i never rly learned abt anything regarding taking care of appearance or hygiene (other than like. Shower is good and wash your hands KDNTJFN) i just dont know what all is like. actually necessary and what isnt and what is in some cases but not all and etc
#ive gathered ummm. i have a facewash i should get a moisturizer and maybe an exfoliating brush thing is good ?#and hair is where its scary bc i just do shampoo and conditioner and also this is extra hard bc i have trouble showering regularly bc of all#of thing so im like. i guess i need to get that in order rly before i start trying to figure out everything else#but jaircqre stuff scares me do i Need a dry conditioner or does hair corporation just want me to have dry conditioner. do i need serums or#is this fake..you.know#and i dont want a Routine thats like 800000 steps i need something simple that will make me feel nice and not take 8000 hours and i wont die#and esplode if i miss like. a day#whatever... and ik a lot of it is just trial and error and stuff which is why this was one of the things i was putting off til i have my own#job and such . i just dont know where to begin bc like. like how am i supposed to know What kind of moisturizer i should get for my skin#and it just says like Oh well just get one and then see how your skin reacts if x do a if y do b but like moisturizer is expensive isnt it#nd i Have my bday money to spend on it but still what do i do if like. the moisturizer i buy doesn't work and then i just have a whole thing#of moisturizer that doesnt work for me . i guess id offer it to annie or lampstie or mother or father or something but i dont know. i dont#have anybody else i could give it to and i dont Know what type skkn i have bc i dont understand#ig its dry i domt think its particularly pily#i have acne pretty much always its not super severe but i would like it gome forever and such#i need to get back on testosterone. Aughh its everything#its just hard bc trying to fjnd anything abt it is like the equivalent of just saying Show me every single advertisement im like how do i#make my hair look nice and every result is like HERES THE 8000 REASONS WHY YOU NEED TO TRIM YOUR BALLS HAIR OR YOURE GOING TO HELL! and its#like okay. um. scroll to next result YOU NEED THESE 293748484 CREAMS AND TINCTURES AND OINTMENTS OR YOURE A HIDEOUS PIG! okay. um. oink?
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thinking about maybe when edwin is just so upset and nearing a break down. Panic swelling hells memories suffocating him he troes to hides it. But its too much and rather than make a scene having a breakdown he lets his corporal form disapate leaving behind a blue orb where ever he ended up the office. It flickers and glows dimly essences slowly swirling inside. The first time it happens charles was so scared someone or something bad had happened he tearfully asked edwin to please come back hands hovering unsure what to do. Edwin did course bewildered, apologetic, but also distance.
Now it rarely happens, but when it does charles finds edwins orb dimly glowing in the fee places edwin had tired to hide away. The closet, the side of the couch, under the desk. He sadly smiles as he scoops him up gently letting him know hes got him. As he moves edwin ontop a pillow he leaves by his side on the floor infront of the desk. Red jacket drapped around edwin reassuring hell be right here when hes ready. Sometimes he talks nothing just filling the silence and hopefully comforting edwin other times he tells edwin he wished he just talked to him instead of going all spherey on him hes here for him.
Other times he doesnt speak at all. Half mindlessly messing with a random item, or playing music. He thinks it helps its not his favorite exactly its too slow on the verge of melancholy for him, but edwin had called it soothing. Said it brought back softer memories of being a child reading in the living room while his mother smiles warmly embroidering a blue bird.
Course when edwin comes back eyes red rimmed, a little to stiff, and short with his answers. They dont talk about it. Charles has tried and it never got him far. It usually ended with edwin cutting him off saying this conversation is done and theres nothing else to discuss. Before burying himself in any case he could find. Letting it distract him till he slowly returned to himself, and charles cant explain how much it hurts him not to be able to save edwin from his own tramas.
#i know i should just write fic at this point but consider this im having a real bad time like edwin here#dead boy detectives#the dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#ant posts stuff
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saw some posts on this website discussing what sort of videogames the dunmeshi characters would play and i think everyone is wrong. everyone is wrong except for me so im going to spell out exactly who plays what. putting it under a read more because im going on a damn tangent.
Laios: He's not a gamer he does not play games on purpose he will only ever play video games when his friends ask him to join them in their multiplayer things. One day tho Falin told him about Monster Hunter and now thats the only thing he plays aside from Spore and he has sunk countless hours into that damn game. Also he probably has played Some pokemon but he doesnt like PLAYING it he just likes it in concept he knows the name of all the pokemon
marcille: people keep saying she would be a cosy gamer playing animal crossing and stardew and other cute games ^-^ its so lalalaaaa NO!!!!!!! no she does not. Marcille plays games that stress her out on purpose marcille plays overwhelming micromanagey games like lobotomy corporation and rimworld and etc. She also likes games with deep lore and mysteries to discover. The only thing that doesn't fit in this category that she plays is Minecraft shes always in there CREATIVE MODE building virtual dungeons and other crazy shit. Also she plays on her work laptop with trackpad ok
Chilchuck: This one is for me. This one im just basing off my own dad ok. Chilchuck used to be a hardcore gamer in his youth but specifically he was playing stuff like world of warcraft and old school runescape he had really big setups so he could run several instances of the game at once on all his alt accounts so he could beat a boss by himself and he was really good at it. But then he had kids and didnt have time for this sort of thing so he stopped playing videogames aside from occasionally helping his daughters beat a super hard mario level. Later in life he probably discovered some shitty little low-commitment phone game like pokemon go or pikmin bloom or some daily sudoku puzzle thing and he plays it every day but its not that big a deal. He has been pressured by his friends and daughters to make a roblox account but he hasnt played it at all.
Senshi: THIS guy is the one that plays animal crossing. He logs in when he can but hes not on that every day grind. Also he doesnt play the newest one he doesnt play horizons he plays one of the DS ones. Wild world probably. He either doesn't like or doesn't know about the nintendo switch. Whenever one of his villagers say that they want to leave he'll nod solemnly and say smth like "Well... I suppose it'd be selfish to ask ye to stay, friend... Just promise me you'll stay safe and never forget me... Go and explore the world. Wish ye the best." Plus his island would be covered in weeds. He also has some mobile games he enjoys angry birds and candy crush and crosswords (gotta keep the brain in shape!) but other than that he doesn't videogame much because he prefers board games and tabletop stuff he isnt too jazzed about all this modern technology plus a console or a laptop and all that gaming equipment is a lot to lug around and hes a nomad he would NOT have that shit
Falin: Now FALIN is the cosy gamer. kind of. Falin plays animal crossing new horizons sometimes and has fun making a bad island on purpose. Very mildly "bad" tho the worst she'll do is use the drawing feature to hide a giant penis on the beach or whatever. Or she'll give her villagers silly outfits. She also plays minecraft (either skyblock or she makes a new world and explores and builds a couple houses and then forgets about it and makes another new world) and roblox (likes 'trolling' strangers by dressing up funny and acting kind of strange in roleplay servers but she's never actually mean or anything.) But the big thing she likes is story-driven indie rpgmaker games. She's the person who will say shit like "Yeah I played Blums Booglies the quest for Big Dinners and it was so good I cried for 9 hours" completely unironically.
kabru: social gamer like laios but the games he plays on purpose are the sims (he likes to cause them problems) and online multiplayer games (he likes to peoplewatch). I can also see him doing absurd and tortrous challenge runs of games like No items no pokecenter one type hardcore nuzlockes. im correct
izutsumi: ACTUALLY trolls people on roblox. And she plays needlessly gory flash games. Maybe she calls people dumbfucks over valorant voice chat sometimes
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LORE LORE LORE!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️ (This is super long and my English is horrible for a native speaker so bear w me)
ILL BE REAL I DIDNT PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO A REASONABLE BACK STORY but bcuz shes a self insert i had to make a mention for my bestie who can EASILY be in the pressure universe fr <3
Pre-lockdown: I think itd be unique that if Sebastian was used to give humans gills then Phanny can be used to find immortality cuz who doesnt love when a corrupt corporate entity tries to find the cure for death, happens all the time lol. I say for the important parts shes fused with an immortal jellyfish, my favorite jelly which im extreme jelly of 😼😼😼😼, and i would say that its possible that she could live forever IN THEORY with the dna of that jelly but that would have to be tested lmaooo.
I believe because shes also able bodied (mostly) she would be given similar jobs as Sebastian so shes not depressed, rotting, or lashing out. Not sure if they'd work together but she's observant and being a psychologist, she def psychoanalyzing the hell outta everybody in the facility out of boredom. She seems happy but ofc its a coping mech to make the best out of the absolute horrors around her, still emotional unstable and freaks tf out frequently. Once Sebastian frees everybody, she's free to roam and sees what Sebastian is doing. She asks to assist him in his goal but she only plays a part once Seb handles BIDNESS on land during lockdown. Post lockdown she scavenges for data and whatever here and there but shes mostly left alone or out of most of his operation, yk,,,working with Mr Lopee and all. She really tries to get close with Sebastian (despite emphasizing hes a married man, YEAH SURE BUDDY YOU'RE LIKE 32, WHATEVER MAKES U FEEL BETTER💀) and being the drama fiend i am, i think having a "moment of weakness" would lead to their complex semi romantic possibly toxic dynamic.
Fight: And as i did my research its highly debatable if Sebastian is telling pAInter the truth about getting them both out. Phanny would believe this without question cuz if he can make a plan and has all these skills and resources, he should be able to take everyone (this also includes other peoples inserts and ocs who are experiments because it makes the setting more lively and interesting). I even thought of a cool ass line my homie thought was cold asf for argument dialogue between Phanny and Seb about taking everyone back up to the surface.
Just to summarize: Phanny mentions how noble Seb is after making progress with his escape plan, assuming that he'll take at least as many people as possible including Phanny. Sebastian at this point is already trying to push her away post weakness moment and he know damn well he's just doing this for himself and never accounted to leave w/ a whole damn facility of sentient experiments. He just wanna see his mom again and hes already working in private with Mr Lopee i mean this is a one man escape plan. This ofc shatters Phanny cuz from what hes saying, nobody and he mean NOBODY is getting out of here with him. Hes not a savior and hes not responsible for people he dont even know or fuck with like tf?? And Phannys like OKAY? Nobody's asking you to be JESUS but can you at least be Moses?? Free us so we can all get justice! Explain why you can't take a handful and come back once u take this damn company down?? What about your promise to pAInter? To ME.
Ofc it ends in a big brawl, think Mark getting his shit rocked by his own dad (Omniman from invincible) and they just have this heartbreaking dialogue and they split ways.
Post fight + breakdown: After this, Phanny is basically losing it. I even have a vision for this if it was actually in game and she was an actual character with weight to the gameplay. Like crying and wailing in the vents and pipes, shit breaking, Phanny not being seen for a majority of the game until shes physically stopping u from going through doors and rushing the player. Not to kill them, she loves the expendables and protects them but if she really has to if it means Sebastian can get out/she gets to see another day then...
Plus i drew what that would look like in my last post where shes just standing in the dark in the corner blocking the door. Even if shes not blocking the door she's obviously going through something and can't be interacted with, she just follows the player with her eyes and breathes heavily. If its not that then shes crying by the the water and interacting with her gets the player a DEVIOUS side eye or no response.
Pre-breakdown + if she were actually in the game: I can't really explain why she would help the expendables WITHOUT knowing removing the crystal will indirectly end their lives, i actually havent evaluated that yet but shes friendly to expendables, takes free trade in exchange for shiny objects, and can be seen hanging out with or talking to Sebastian, or passing by in the water/halls. She's capable of killing the player entirely by accident due to her tentacles hanging from the ceiling which she chills in and dying to her makes her scream or apologize (before Sebastian says something snarky) since shes strictly against killing and never willing.
Announcing ur presence helps her know shes in the way. Typical interactive npc shenanigans. Maybe even saving expendables from certain attacks but these are rare interactions in the game. She's overall friendly and if she were real, she'd prolly be a fandom fave (ofc not on Sebastian's level, LETS BE HUMBLE YALL😭) because shes so polite and her tragedy comes near the end where the player isnt even aware of how she became hostile in just a few hours of the run. Her story would hardly happen in game and itd be one of those things a creator would have to mention outside of their game for fans to know abt yk?
Its typical for creators to just drop the craziest lore ever about a character but they're purposefully vague or literally like oh yeah time constraints so we scrapped it lol.
ALRIGHTY CLASS, ANY QUESTIONS? (typing this on my phone was so crazy guys ik its a lot but trust me its DECENT lore </3
#oc x canon#pressure roblox oc#roblox pressure oc#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#self ship#self insert#pressure sebastian#sebastian pressure
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