#cops fear me

[deanaferal]

when there is a warrant for your arrest but the cop thinks you’re cute lmao CATCH AND RELEASE

[arcade-confetti]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[ilovemagicbeans]

i am definitely a criminal

dont mind me, just totally legally watching the x men movies

again, super legal, i definitely paid a subscription fee to watch these movies, no illegal activity going on here

[littlefankingdom]

It's funny to see Jason Todd fans being afraid he could be written pro-cop, and then being reassured when they are told that he will still hate cops, because that boy has a cop mentality. Being acab is just about not liking the cops, not about the mentality for y'all.

Youpi, the writer makes him say "I hate cop" while making him behave just like one.

[askhezureviews]

Why does the narrative say that when Adam kills sinners it’s bad but when Blitz kills humans it’s totally fine?

Blitz kills people constantly whether they are innocent or not for money. He is actively going against the balance and sending people to hell constantly and is also actively contributing to the over population problem in hell. He also takes great pride and sadistic pleasure in his work and he swears and makes d!ck jokes constantly.

Adam is also killing people, the difference however is that these people are already in hell and from what I’ve seen everyone in hell is either an asshole like Angel or genuinely evil like Alastor. Adam was also assigned to do it by the angelic council themselves because of over population and is not doing anything illegal or interfering with the balance. He also takes great pride and sadistic pleasure in his work and he swears and makes d!ck jokes constantly.

I’m not saying Adam is good person. I’m saying Adam and Blitz are very similar to each other, and imo Blitz is way worse than Adam, yet Adam is seen as the only villain here for some reason…

That's actually an issue Helluva Boss has, where they make the antagonists worse than our main characters to excuse our main characters' bad behavior. Most of the people Blitz & Co are up against: Annoying jerk kid in the pilot, satan worshippers, rich money hoarders, hollywood obsessive weirdos, bitchy alcoholic ex-girlfriend Verosika and her band of sexual harassers, asshole ex-friend robo Fizz who is absolved of any wrong doing the second Viv wants him as a main character, power imbalance black mailer demon Prince Stolas who cheated on his wife- forcing Blitz into a relationship only to absolved of any wrong doing now that Viv wants him as a true main of the show; jerk father Paimon, jerk father of Blitzo, jerk father of Moxie, jerk shark exboyfriend of Moxie and Millie, shallow bitchy sister Barbie, shallow bitchy twin clown girls, shallow bitchy teenage girls from camp... and then there's the two embodiments of sin- gluttony and lust, but they're treated like a good thing in comparison to the others for some reason. "We just want to party and be sexually free!" instead of the point of them being sins is overuse and abuse of those concepts...

The government agents and the Cherubs are the only non-evil antagonists in the show, but they're overlooked if not ignored. (and even then, the Cherubs are made to look like racists I guess?????? and well, its the US government, so... that's an impossible thing to not be evil or corrupt in some way... these are pretty low bars here)

Hazbin has a similar issue, where they need to make the antagonists look worse than our mains to excuse our main characters bad behavior or beliefs. That's one of the biggest problems Viv faces as a writer, is keeping her characters complex. It's very hard for her to have them do something aborttently wrong or unforgivable, which is unfortunate, because that's the entire point of the show. That's what the characters are in hell for. That's what made it so intriguing in the first place. Watching someone take the worst of the worst and redeem them? What a writing challenge! What a complexity! What a concept for an adult show, this I had to see!

But low and behold, in the end... :/ I was disappointed

[brutalitybunny]

i truly love....... pompadours

[chicago-geniza]

it really is a "proximity to perceived safety/shelter" thing. the agoraphobia, i mean. like the somatic fear dissipated from my body as though a spirit had been exorcised when i turned the corner from the "main throughfare" (very busy commercial and commuter artery that cuts all the way through chicago, lots of foot traffic and car traffic) onto my comparatively quiet residential artery. there were still quite a lot of people walking home with groceries, or back from work, or out with dogs and children, but hardly any cars, and the sidewalks were narrower, and it was Familiar. i would recognize it from any angle, even at night. i couldn't get lost, and it was at most two blocks from my apartment. "two blocks" seems to be the radius of agoraphobia in all directions. i think it has to do with how far i can walk on a bad day; fear of getting stranded, stuck somewhere i don't Know. my brain is acting like an elderly person with dementia and impaired mobility and in many practical ways that's how i function in the world, even if it doesn't describe the particulars of my cognition with utmost precision.

[absolxguardian]

I was thinking about TMA in relation to Fnaf because of the similarities between Nikola Orsinov and Eleanor, and I came up with a Fnaf au where roughly the same plot happens but under TMA rules, and I made the MCI kids' fate even sader. William made them into Avatars as part of his attempt at creating the hunt ritual, and now they're required to go around killing and traumatizing people so their god doesn't eat them from the inside. And they have more of their memories than their canon counterparts.

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

oooo Davis you want to post a pic of you as bob so bad oooooo

[c1trvswurld]

Arms tonite is so jimcurly coded actually

[franollie]

ok. in hind sight maybe red hood (2025) wont be terrible. but i still fear for helena bertinelli.

[smallermangoes]

Saw this incredible t-shirt and immediately had to draw me and blorbo in matching shirts. This is not self-shipping I just need to take him to a gay bar for a glass of red wine and a yap sesh

I need it

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

[marietheran-archived]

maybe my biggest vice is knowing exactly what's wrong with me and thinking that's enough lol

[seilon]

for real though why the fuck would the shooter have 10K in cash on him? like what would that have to do with anything. to my knowledge he wasn’t caught on camera robbing the ceo or something + the gun was (allegedly) a ghost gun potentially 3D printed ie; bought/put together in parts, not something that’d require a single large sum of money. cash to up and flee the country? then why was he (allegedly) at a mcdonalds in the same part of the US in the aftermath. why wouldn’t he be fucking Gone. what does the 10K have to do with anything. the nypd is just betting on the public being like oh 10K in cash??? that’s damning because Large Amount Of Money Suspicious. don’t think about it too hard tho. this case has practically just started and it’s already so stupid

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Oooooo someone wants to be at Cole’s Bob debut and get an audio and bow photos so baddddd