#cops fear me

[deanaferal]

when there is a warrant for your arrest but the cop thinks you’re cute lmao CATCH AND RELEASE

[brutalitybunny]

i truly love....... pompadours

[bigkickguy]

Olivia is my favorite so far!!

[glassfag]

tomarry breaking bad au..... methcook dilfhunter boyfail harry being blackmailed into creating a criminal empire by his former chemistry teacher turned meth partner tom.... (and being kind of fine with it because the fucked up psychosexual mentor-mentee relationship they've got going on is rly doing it for him)

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

[bumblydumbly]

Already said this but since everybody is too busy on the failmance happening im gonna say it again: Vi starting their confrontation by saying “never thought [my sister] would orphan kids” only to be stopped from killing jinx. By an orphan kid.

[isawthismeme]

[c1trvswurld]

Arms tonite is so jimcurly coded actually

[mazojo]

Matt wanting to form the all men alliance not even 24 hours in woah we are all so shocked everyone do your shocked faces

[dramarants]

i only want love triangles if it's whatever fucked up polygon junmo kicheol and euijeong have going on

[ratstuckinamarble]

so like running theory on why gen 1 toradeen is happening is to continue the trend of certain gen 1 couples carrying over to gen 3 + to add more excitement to when gen 3 toradeen happens and catch the attention of gen 1 only peeps?

Ooh I like that theory... Definitely down for that being foreshadowing of sorts. Though I gotta say, I don't think that would convince the g1 only folks to give g3 a shot.

Still, the thought of the different people working on mh deciding to make things match up somewhat around the same time is really fun to me. I'm generally more for keeping things new and different between the gens but since Toradeen wasn't present for the bulk of g1 and is actually something new, I don't mind in this case (plus my queer bias XD). Though my thoughts might change depending on how this ship is handled. For now, I'm feeling cautiously optimistic.

[a-hollow-forest]

1000% more terrified of people who moralise their violence than people who are just violent because of dysregulated emotions because someone who moralises it 'knows' nothing's off the table so long as they're The Good Person and the person they're hurting is The Bad Person

[dogsrotten]

“did you think i wouldn’t find out ?”

[dreamteamemojis]

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[lacefuneral]

you know disco elysium is a good game because i'm willing to play through the exact same plot and side quests and puzzles over and over and over again. not to solve a murder mystery but because i'm fascinated with trying out alternate universe versions of harry du bois

what if he was a centrist honor cop that is also an outspoken feminist that chainsmokes. what if he was a sloppy sloppy party boy drunk doing every drug he sees, and he thinks the world is going to end. what if he was a horribly bigoted fascist - how does he exist in this world with a gay partner of color, how does he reconcile his white supremacist beliefs with that of measurehead's black supremacist beliefs (which he ends up adopting)? what if he was an outspoken communist bisexual that actively hates being a police officer at every single step and is going to resign the second the game ends, and he's been sober the entire time? what if he has 1 in every skill and spends his entire time crying, throwing up, apologizing, and passing out.

and also... do any of these men know their own name? what do they prioritize, in terms of memory recall? how do they choose to dress and present themselves to the world? does he shave? why or why not?

if they all pick the same dialogue option, are they saying it and meaning it in the same way? our protagonist is not voiced. he could be sincere, sarcastic, bitter, manic, bureaucratic, empathetic.

it's such a good study in people and ideology. regardless of beliefs, all of my characters have taken bribes. they've helped the union leader. they cozy up to the ultraliberal. even the cop trying to be the most Ethical. the most Fuck The Police. ends up abusing his own power. ends up killing people. ends up stealing. invades privacy. because its what is dictated by the job. by the narrative.

when you try to be apolitical, you still do all of those things. and, in fact, if you're apolitical enough you can abandon martinaise entirely and you get assassinated by the moralintern for Knowing Too Much about the pale.

if you play a communist you still have dros at the end telling you that you're not a real communist because you haven't fought for revolution. you're a wannabe

if you play a fascist dros even tells you that you're not a real fascist because you haven't enacted enough fascist violence. you're a wannabe

if you're a liberal you're shielding the fascists

you cannot be "a good guy" in disco elysium and you cannot "win." a "good" ending is getting recruited back to the force, and you can still manage to do that if you don't drink and kim is by your side. you can be brutal and awful and violent to everyone and everything. and they let you back.

even "good cops" cannot choose to resign. you must be kicked out of the force. which you do by hurting yourself and letting others get hurt

you can only resign if you take enough Morale Damage that you abandon not just the force but the entire community. and you get a game over screen

man. this fucking game....

[dogslosing]

freya + giorgio - things you said through a closed door [ @malboraslihan ]

chapter nineteen: a business transaction.

she's being stubborn , but she doesn't care . not when there's an entire human being growing inside of her and she's scared . for the first time in her life -- about who she's meant to be and if she could be the mother she never had. knew first thing about abandonment -- not once , but twice . by her biological stripper mother who wanted nothing to do with her . a mistake as she called it , just to pass her down to a loving family who wasn't so loving after all . not when they finally got the baby they had been trying for years after freya had turned thirteen. it was like no matter what she did , what she said, it was never right . she was never the chosen one. she was always too loud or too messy, too opinionated or too strong. after moving out and starting her own life, she continued to seek for solitude anywhere and everywhere . after sleeping with a married man, she knew she had fucked up the second the stick in her hand turned into two red stripes telling her she was pregnant with someone else's baby. with a man that wasn't hers, just to be passed down (again) to someone who was supposed to take care of her and the baby. and she shouldn't have fallen in love. it was stupid -- she was a mistress and mistresses don't get their happy ever after, not when she was the one to make the choice in the first place to screw up someone else's marriage. but the marriage was already broken, he had said, but he couldn't be the one to mend her, she wasn't the one he wanted. so here she was, living with giorgio, who was doing his best when she never made it easy. he hogged the blanket and made her drink water when she really wanted coffee, he let her blast her music for only twenty minutes before he made her turn it down again. he made her laugh and smile, cry and scream, but she'll just blame it all on the hormones. because that's what this was, wasn't it? it wasn't meant to be anything more than a business transaction. so why did it hurt so much when she saw him talking to another girl tonight? tongue presses to the roof of her mouth. "go back to your date," she counters from the other side of the door . "i can handle myself. i can be a mom, you know. i can be what this baby needs and i don't need your help to do it." there's a pause, "she has horrible fucking roots by the way ."