#cooking with sleepy

[sleepymccoy]

I'm making a lasagne!

Step one: soak lentils in hot water and chop onions

Step two: pivot from onions to spring onions cos I have no fucking onions! Also, heat butter and olive oil

[tapakah0]

[skillzissuez]

Tired of pretending they don’t want each other carnally

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

hi, i understand u dont want ur oc art reposted cus u have created the oc. but when u make cod ghost art, u have drawn it but its not ur character. so peepz can repost ghost art as long as it credited. again its ur art but not ur character. cus i dont see u credit cod when u draw ghost

Hello!

Good logical play, but It's still my art though. I made the art piece. I have a say in that art piece that I made. I have a say on where I want my drawing to be posted and where I don't want it to be posted. Plus I've never claimed that Ghost is mine 🤷‍♀️ and at this point, everyone knows that Simon "Ghost" Riley is a character from Call of Duty.

My art is NOT public property.

Activision has the ownership right to the character Ghost, so only they have a say on what we can't do to Ghost. That means the only one who can say that I can't make an art/fic of Ghost is Activision.(and it most likely will never happen).

Editing with my tags cuz I think it's also pretty important to know (or if you're still dense enough to not wanna listen to me) :

[schmellows]

A homecooked meal for the sleepy little star.

[brewed-pangolin]

I love to cook. It's stupid. I hate it sometimes because I feel like I fall into the stereotypical cliché of women in the kitchen. But I can't help it. I just love to cook.

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And you love to cook for him.

Especially when he comes home looking malnourished and gaunt from yet another lengthy deployment.

You make him his favorite dishes. Bake the most delicious pies. Spoil him with lavish flavors and recipes he's never even heard of as he devours every last morsel you plate in front of him.

And it doesn't take long to see the fruit of your labors slowly beginning to appear.

A soft lining of fat growing just beneath his skin. Accentuating the contours of his musculature as he walks around the halls of your home in nothing but his sweatpants and a ratted t-shirt.

Yet your favorite arrives a few weeks later when you gaze upon him in the soft morning light.

It's faint. Small, compared to the deep the curves and divots of his abdomen and nestled between the defined plateau of Adonis belt.

A soft pillow of fat, showcasing your efforts to plump him while on leave in preparation for his next venture over seas.

You lean over. Slowly. Gently as to not wake him as you caress his flesh with your lips, peppering him with tender kisses as he ever so slowly pulls himself from deep slumber.

"What'ya doin, hen?" Soap asks, voice wrapped in sleep and eyes barely fluttering open.

You hum against him in response at first. Pursing your lips to place a few more sacred kisses across his lower stomach.

"Just admiring my handiwork."

"Aye. Ya do know how t'fatten me up, lass."

You part your lips against him, pulling the faintest growl from his chest as you lightly bite down on his supple flesh.

"What you want for breakfast, Johnny?" You asked, tongue lightly lapping against his skin. "Steak and eggs? Belgian waffles? English breakfast?"

"Hm. Steak and eggs sounds good." He replies with a throaty groan. Hand finding the back of your head as he ruffles your hair with his thick fingers.

"But I got somethin ya might want to try first." He adds with a wicked smirk curling into his lips.

"Yeah. What's that?"

"Got a Lorne sausage callin yer name, bonnie. Maybe try takin that on first before moving to th'main course, yeah?"

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[sensitiveheartless]

Perhaps the real soup was the carrots we mangled along the way

[reginaldubel]

1 YEAR SINCE @mspaint-flower HAPPENED!!!!

[shima-draws]

Sanji calling Robin and Nami pet names like darling and dearest and love and Luffy’s like :((( why doesn’t Sanji call ME any of those things. SANJI CALL ME DARLING TOO!! And Sanji’s like o-oh 😳

[whumpbug]

i have so many thoughts on the word “drowsy”. GOD i can’t get enough of it. i LOVE the implications of it bc it can be related to so many different scenarios with similar vibes

maybe whumpee has had an extremely exhausting day. i’m talking manual labor— working for hours to get something done and they’re finally home and they are BONE tired. maybe caretaker brings them some food and runs them a hot bath, and once they’re warm and their belly is full they find it physically impossible to stay awake. their head keeps bobbing up and down with threats of nodding off, their eyes have that glassy, drowsy, far away look to them, and they’re barely coherent anymore, just focused on keeping their eyes open, but it’s a losing battle. eventually caretaker sidles up to them and guides their head to lay on the space between caretaker’s chin and shoulder and sleep finally takes them

or maybe whumpee has been in a fight or is severely injured or something of the sort, and they’ve been patched up and pumped full of pain meds and are lying in a hospital bed. caretaker is beside them, gently carding their fingers through their hair with a quiet conversation and the gesture as well as the copious amounts of drugs in whumpee’s system is making their eyelids droop. they feel the pleasant buzz of the pain relief and they finally get to rest after whatever unfortunate circumstance landed them in the hospital in the first place and caretaker notices them losing the battle with sleep because their conversation becomes more of a drowsy mumble and then whumpee’s breathing evens out and they’re out

i just love a sleepy whumpee i wanna hold them and let them get the sleep they deserve (੭ ˊ^ˋ)੭ ♡

[salt-n-salt]

So... I saw you were drawing other people's farmers 😳👉👈 can you draw my farmer Atlas ? (Love your art btw 🛐🛐🛐)

YIPPEEEE ATLAS 🙂‍↕️ im gonna be so real w u boo I was PRAYINGGGGGG u would ask me for atlas when I made that post 🧑‍🍳 the devious ploy worked im so glad I got to draw ur steamy farmer bro 🤝🤝

[sleepymccoy]

Here's another cooking with sleepy xx

This time, avocado and bacon pasta. It's avocado season here!

Step one is, as always, an onion

I add in butter. This meal has enough sweet in it from the bacon and avo, so I didn't want to add any sweet spices to the onion. I did put some white wine in tho. If I were doing this proper I'd caramelise the onion but I'm hungry so I rushed it and they're really just cooked onions lol

While the onions are carrying on I get some water boiling for pasta. I also put garlic in with the onions cos I remembered to!

Step two is to just chop stuff really. Bacon, quite a bit cos this is comfort food. Something green! I have an old broccolini that's about to go bad so that's gone in. Let it all cook it up together

Step three! When I pull out the avo I put the pasta on. This pasta is a ten min boil, so do it earlier if it takes longer. I don't have a photo of this next bit cos I forgot, but I put a few handfuls of spinach in too which is why it gets so much greener in the second pic

Step four, grate some cheese on the side. When things are just about done bung some pesto into the sauce. Stir. Turn the heat off. Chuck the avocados in. Stir. Put the lid on. Deal with the pasta.

The idea is you're not cooking the avocado, you're putting the lid on to get it warm tho. You want it all about the same temp.

Chuck the pasta in, stir, and serve with some cheese! I stir the cheese in on the pan cos I like everything evenly mixed. Serve with the same wine that went into the onions early on ❤️

Notes, I wish I'd cooked the bacon separately first to get it crispy but I was hungry so I rushed this. Next time I'll add thirty or so min at the start and do a low temp cook to get the bacon crispy and the onions caramelised. That's low effort, that's chop and leave with periodic checks during ad breaks. It's just time! 😊

I made enough here for three meals I think

[emilys-house]

I know I shouldn’t but I’m loving ai so much 🥹😫

[poupeesdecirque]

"Welcome to my Cooking Show"

Make a Pumpkin Gratine with Maple (Weekly Photo 38/2024)

"First grap your pasta, this is a single serving recipe but take as much as you need! Put into a pot and cook the things. We have Pumpkin Seed Pasta here"

Then you need some pumpkin... make sure it's not alive and CHOP. CHOP CHOP. Into little bits.

Chop your other vegetables too. We have onions, garlic and spring onion here. oof.

Pasta is done. Up into the oven pot. Mix your vegetables in.

OH and now...

We need two eggs. And spices. And a bit of milk. Mix them. MIX MIX MIX. Pour over pasta and veggies.

If you are fancy you can garnish it with cheese and spring onion. UP TO THE OVEN FOR 25 MINUTES.

ENJOY.

... the fancy human added pumpkin seeds later on. And had some yogurt with herbs to go with it.

THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING MAPLE'S COOKING SHOW.

.... can I have my blog back now Maple?

".... maybe."

[lepitorus]

what's the matter, will?

[sleepis4theweak]

Hmmm for drawing request (and its alright if this does not spark inspiration), Mikey bonding with one of his siblings by cooking with them?

I'm sorry but you've given me an excuse to share my headcannons SO-

Mikey tries to bond with his siblings by giving them cooking lessons buuuuuuuuut

Raph is absolutely a nervous cook, he knows he's terrible at it and second guesses every step (it doesn't help that Mikey tends to just make up measurements on the spot).

Donnie tried to do baking because of it's similarity to chemistry, and expected to be a natural at it. BUT SURPRISE HE'S TERRIBLE AT IT and it frustrates him to no end. No matter what he does, how well he follows the instructions, it turns out horribly.

Leo, similar to Raph, knows that he is horrible at cooking. Therefore, he refuses to make anything other than a sandwich, which annoys Mikey.

:D