#professor-of-himbology

[harveylikestoart]

i love how tiny you draw billy batson. so much hope in such a small package. he definitely cuts his own hair with a knife

I think it funny when he tiny af

Also yes. He can blindly finger measure easier with a knife but he’s got such uneven choppy ass hair bc of it.

[banannabethchase]

Followup prompt the same thing but for Matt and Austin and why is glitter involved

Glitter Twinks

Blame @sarahcakes613 for this on y'all.

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Matt bounces on his toes as he walks around the arena. Nick’s in the middle of his match. Nick’s in the middle of a match without him, and Matt can’t even be out there to help because he’s stuck backstage getting pumped up for his own stupid singles match without Nick.

It feels wrong, and it takes somebody clearing their throat for Matt to realize he’s stomping.

“You having some sort of temper tantrum?” Austin asks, popping his gum.

“Stop trying to mimic Sean Michaels,” Matt snaps. “Nick and me did it better, like, ten years ago.”

Austin leans backward against the wall, eyes all big. “Jesus, you really are having a temper tantrum.”

“Of course I am!” Matt says. “Nick’s in a stupid match that I can’t even make myself watch because it’s without me!”

Austin rolls his eyes, landing them back on Matt’s. “God, you’re so self-centered.”

“I’m not self – I miss my brother, you jerk.” Matt stomps up to Austin, unsure of what he’s planning to do. “You should know what that’s like.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Austin’s – it must be the boots or something, because he doesn’t remember him being that much taller than Matt. “Because Colten came here after me he’s worse or something?”

“I just – no, who’s having a temper tantrum now?” Matt plants his hands on his hips. “I just meant you guys care about each other.”

Austin rolls his eyes. “Oh, like I’ll believe your motivations are all nice or whatever.” He shoves Matt, dead center of his chest.

Matt, however, was not expecting it. “Hey!” He grabs at Austin’s belt buckle as he falls backward, crashing into someone behind him. He doesn’t feel it, but he sees something fall on top of him.

“Jesus Christ, Matt,” Adam says, shaking his head. “That was my extra glitter for my new pants.”

Matt blinks, some of the glitter stuck to his lashes. Austin’s fallen directly across his torso, pinning him to the ground.

“This is a dick move, Austin,” Matt grumbles. He wipes some of the glitter out of his eyes. “You could at least wait for a pinfall attempt to be in the ring.”

“You knocked me over!” Austin wails. Matt gets a delightful view of Austin’s biceps as he does a pushup up and over Matt. Hmm.

“Yeah, well, you two are picking up my rhinestones while I find a mop and dustpan to pick up your mess,” Adam says firmly. He gives the two of them what Matt likes to call his Teacher Glare and stomps off.

“Is it just me or is he hot when he’s angry,” Austin says. “Nah, can’t be just me. I’ve seen how you look at him.”

“Shut up,” Matt grumbles, turning pink. He scrambles to his feet, shoving Austin a little. But then Austin grabs his arm, and then he’s got his arms around Austin’s waist, and then Austin’s got him pressed against the wall, and –

“Oh, crap,” Matt mumbles.

“What?” Austin asks. His eyes keep flickering to Matt’s mouth. Matt’s pretty sure he’s breathing a bit more heavily than normal.

Matt sighs. “You’re cute.” He leans in and kisses Austin gently, enough to mean it but not so much Austin would pull away. After a second, Austin kisses back.

“Oh, fucking – not again, Matt.”

Matt pulls away from Austin to see Adam looking less surprised and more resigned.

“I know you miss your twink phase, baby, but please stop pulling an Elizabeth Bathory and trying to steal their youth.”

Austin turns to Matt as he steps backward. “I have no idea what any of that meant. Except for twink, but I’m a twunk.” He shoots a glare at Adam. “Obviously.”

“Tomato, tomahto,” Adam says, shrugging. “Help me pick up the rhinestones, you fucking monsters, so I don’t have to order extra.”

Matt nods and starts scanning the floor. Austin drops to his knees and picks one up.

“Hey, wait a second.” Austin looks up, eyes narrowing. “Why’d he call you baby?”

[ashesonthefloor]

Luke uses that one emoji face that is the bottom emoji too much like dude we get it. Also if Ashton has proven anything in the quarintine videos its that he has too many chaotic thoughts to be a himbo while Cal is just. Himbo vibing. Where does Michael fall in the rankings? He doesnt have thoughts but he's not buff enough.

this one 🥺. it’s a good emoji tbh but like......Luke is the embodiment of 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Ashton is WAY too chaotic okay. people have labeled him as pretentious before and like...don’t really agree but the reason we think that is because sometimes when he has the brain cell he milks it. wants to make up for having the one (1) brain cell in the band by seeming Smart.

okay in the rankings from not a himbo to himbo material it goes:

Luke -> Michael -> Ashton -> Calum

you may be wondering why I put him below even Ashton. Michael is sort of Buff okay but he is not quite himbo material. he respects women but he does not Respect Women. he does not have the proper Himbo Energy. have you seen his twitch streams?? the man is capable of giving off Baby Energy. not the himbo vibe. so he’s down w Luke

[kabutoraiger]

I told Rob I needed to consult the best professor out there in the study of himbology. So my question is this: Is Akira from Toqger a himbo?

oh my god. he is. and i went and left him off my top 10... i’m sorry akira babe i love you. of course he’s the rare type who is much less obvious about it due to stoicness until he does start talking and then it’s like wow. himbo king

[ashesonthefloor]

Okay, yes, you are correct. I actually put a whole-ass analysis in Bella's askbox a while back that came to that same conclusion. I'm an expert. -Alex

thank u I am the founder and lead professor of himbology. and yeah!!! I wrote a few essays a while back and wrote one for my friend. analysis and a lil psych are my favourite and what better way to do it than figure out who’s peak himbo culture