#professor-of-himbology

[harveylikestoart]

i love how tiny you draw billy batson. so much hope in such a small package. he definitely cuts his own hair with a knife

I think it funny when he tiny af

Also yes. He can blindly finger measure easier with a knife but he’s got such uneven choppy ass hair bc of it.

[ashesonthefloor]

Luke uses that one emoji face that is the bottom emoji too much like dude we get it. Also if Ashton has proven anything in the quarintine videos its that he has too many chaotic thoughts to be a himbo while Cal is just. Himbo vibing. Where does Michael fall in the rankings? He doesnt have thoughts but he's not buff enough.

this one 🥺. it’s a good emoji tbh but like......Luke is the embodiment of 🥺👉��👈🏻 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Ashton is WAY too chaotic okay. people have labeled him as pretentious before and like...don’t really agree but the reason we think that is because sometimes when he has the brain cell he milks it. wants to make up for having the one (1) brain cell in the band by seeming Smart.

okay in the rankings from not a himbo to himbo material it goes:

Luke -> Michael -> Ashton -> Calum

you may be wondering why I put him below even Ashton. Michael is sort of Buff okay but he is not quite himbo material. he respects women but he does not Respect Women. he does not have the proper Himbo Energy. have you seen his twitch streams?? the man is capable of giving off Baby Energy. not the himbo vibe. so he’s down w Luke

[kabutoraiger]

I told Rob I needed to consult the best professor out there in the study of himbology. So my question is this: Is Akira from Toqger a himbo?

oh my god. he is. and i went and left him off my top 10... i’m sorry akira babe i love you. of course he’s the rare type who is much less obvious about it due to stoicness until he does start talking and then it’s like wow. himbo king

[ashesonthefloor]

Okay, yes, you are correct. I actually put a whole-ass analysis in Bella's askbox a while back that came to that same conclusion. I'm an expert. -Alex

thank u I am the founder and lead professor of himbology. and yeah!!! I wrote a few essays a while back and wrote one for my friend. analysis and a lil psych are my favourite and what better way to do it than figure out who’s peak himbo culture