#cookieforyou

[notarie37]

Another night alone?

ok, so Cinder had to go for her last late night work session, or at least that is there hope, (in other words, I might make another story regarding her late night shifts, not sure yet) So, this is what it must feel like for Kai...

Story Time~

The bed was a lot colder than usual, maybe he was just saying that because he missed his cuddles with Cinder. He rolled over and was- almost creepily, hugging her pillow, only out of comfort of course. He snugged his head into the pillow and twirled his fingers around, as is he was fidgeting with her hair. “i’ve gone crazy”, he mumbled while turning over for another time. Then, while he was lost in his train of thought of thinking of Cinder, knocks sounded at the door. “Torin, go to bed, i know your worried but she’ll be back tomorrow”, he expected Torin at the door once more, but a little voice was actually there,”dada?”. He sat up,”Lyneia?”, he went over to the door and at the bottom was little 2-month year old Kaitlyn chewing on her blanket, Lyneia, who was clutching her little minion stuffie, and Jaiden, who was holding onto little Kaitlyn’s hands. He sighed, but with a smile. “so, what’s the problem?”, Lyneia grappled onto Kai’s pant legs and mumbled,”can we all sleep together, mama isn’t back yet”. He paused,”Lyneia-”, she gave him the puppy dogs eyes, so did Jaiden, and surprisingly  Kaitlyn, but it was probably because her face was always so innocent. 

🥺🥺🥺

He sighed and scooped Kaitlyn into his arms, while the twins did a little cheer and hopped on the bed. Kaitlyn was snug in the middle of them three, and Kai had his arms wrapped around all of them. They fell asleep peacefully, and after a few hours of sleep, Cinder arrived. She sluggishly dragged her feet into the room and laughed to herself. She took a quick photo and squished herself onto their bed. Although it was a king sized bed, they were all cocooned in the middle, a lil happy family, of wholesomeness. Don’t worry, she didn’t forget to give each of her little children a kiss, including Kai 💖

Is it weird that I thought of this- during school? Ah, my life~

✨💖👑KAIDER WEEBLINGS STAN👑💖✨

now, you, have a good day my fren- have a cookie 🍪

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[imakemyfatex]

[ 3 ships ] Laura/Pietro, Laura/Peter, Laura/Cap (BUT NOW THAT WAY)

I DO NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED OKAY I MISS LAURA AND PETE. *.*

...

I'm not sure how to take the fact you associate me with hatred of CapX... XD

[fadedpinkhair]

on the idea of a playboy mansion au~

yourfuckingmuse: I SUPPORT YOUR PLAYBOY MANSION

apresdereve: THANK

apresdereve: I mean clearly buckingham is heffner

apresdereve: athos is his favorite bunny but he's turned old and grumpy

apresdereve: because of all the new pretty bunnies that buckingham gives more attention to

yourfuckingmuse: sdfklsdfsdfsffösdjsdfdfjklasefhnkdjflxdiaef,dfl239qr8hkxyjl q2piöf lkqjnpöqflvnljkx qpöasfiouppjhpUIO()Z/(OnköJNSÖDF:KL

apresdereve: so he just sits in his bunny ears and awful too-short musketeer outfit

apresdereve: and

apresdereve: drinks

apresdereve: wine

yourfuckingmuse: s

yourfuckingmuse: obs

apresdereve: I'm

apresdereve: I'm so sorry WHAT HAVE I DONE

yourfuckingmuse: just

yourfuckingmuse: athos

yourfuckingmuse: and

yourfuckingmuse: outfit

yourfuckingmuse: http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/playboy-bunny-e1351608629513.jpg

yourfuckingmuse: /wheeze

apresdereve: LJDFLSKDJF

apresdereve: slkdfjsldkfjsdf

apresdereve: help

apresdereve: HELP

apresdereve: except no clearly it's like an awful AWFUL lace thing

apresdereve: with a doublet that's too small

apresdereve: and doesn't even button until the middle of his chest

apresdereve: and he's not allowed to wear a shirt under it and he gets mad because the leather hurts against his nipples so he's just the grumpiest bunny in the world

apresdereve: and that's what buckingham calls him oh so affectionately

apresdereve: grumpy bunny

yourfuckingmuse: oh dear god just

yourfuckingmuse: mon bougon lapin~

apresdereve: fuck

apresdereve: I am laughing so hard

apresdereve: oh god clearly d'artagnan comes in and buckingham's like oh, athos, he reminds me of you, train him will you~

apresdereve: which just makes athos even GRUMPIER because wtf man now he has to train this little shit who's going to replace him

apresdereve: but he leaves to be in penthouse or something

apresdereve: athos is still grumpy and wearing bunny ears

apresdereve: the end

[insanityizgood]

Athos! (request by cookieforyou)

Attraction Level: 8 (I love a man with long hair. Especially a man with long hair and a foreign accent that can use a sword. Mmmm.)

Love for the Character: 8 (I haven't actually read The Three Musketeers, but from what I can remember from movies and such...I feel really bad for him. He had it extremely tough, early on in life, and then eventually his only son, the person he had looked forward to seeing complete a bright future, got sucked into political intrigue and died for it without even knowing the true reason why. With a past like that, how can you not love the guy?)

How much the char. has grown on me: 9 (Like I said, I haven't read the books, but Alex's portrayal of him in eway has definitely made him grow on me.)

Badassness Level: 9 (Come on. He's a fucking Musketeer!!!)

How upset I'd be if the char. got killed off: 10 (I'm pretty sure if Athos died, it would be some crazy epic, self-sacrificing death, which would make me bawl like a baby and feel all sorts of things.)

[veryfalsedocuments]

Been seeing this around a lot, thought I'd try it out.

All right, no big deal.

...But nothing's happening.

I wonder- SILLY ME.  I don't WEAR glasses.

Oh, prop glasses.  What a clever bastard you are.

...how did you get on my face in the first place.

[yourfuckingmuse]

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers. (It said it's non-negotiable, but it totally is.)

• I am good with words. On paper at least, and the digital equivalent thereof. My writings make me happy more often than not, I can tl;dr-ify the shortest and simplest statements like nobody’s business, and I just generally love being able to give my thoughts form in a way I find satisfying.

• The honesty thing. When I was younger there used to be something rude-as-fuck unfiltered about it, which I still don’t regret when I look back, though I’m also glad that I’ve found a slightly more tactful flavour to it now, while still considering myself to be very straightforward.

• I like that people like my sense of humour. Or at least that’s what I’m often told, so I choose to believe it. I like seeing people happy, or at least marginally less unhappy, so I’m glad that I have something to contribute to that sometimes.

• I find my nose to be very handsome.

• I never feel that I have too much all-purpose brand intelligence to boast of, but I do have a particular brand of analytical thinking I’m very happy with. It’s, I guess, a path-finding, scenario-generating kind of thing. Essentially I think I’m very bad at thinking outside the box, but I’m very good at coming up with lots of ways to use everything already in the box. Incidentally also often works on an empathy level in the “see where other people come from” kind of way.

[yourfuckingmuse]

22, 25, and 29! :D

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

Mostly just the kind of nothing you smell when you've been in a room long enough to get used to the smell profile as a whole, but there are whiffs of moisturising cream, paper towels, and hot and heavy air.

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

I can't think of a clever joke answer, so I am going to go ahead and answer the question seriously.

I don't think there is any blanket meaning to life, and if the existence of humanity as a whole is supposed to have any particular meaning, then it's probably not one that greatly impacts or directs any one person on their own. I think every individual needs to pick their own meaning of life, and decide what they want to do with their time here, whether it's improving the world, family planning, 42, just having fun, or whatever have you.

So I guess in short I would say that life has no meaning beyond whatever meaning each person chooses to give it.

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

None in particular, actually. I have a few older obsessions that are still going at a steady level and pace (e.g. Musketeer things and reading ASOIAF very intently), but I haven't taken on anything new lately.

The last thing I devoured was Gronkh's The Forest LP, but I actually wouldn't even call that obsession, more like, you know, when you open a pack of snack food and you want to eat a handful, but then the stupid thing is just there, and you can't stop eating until the bag is empty.

I have also had a lot of fun doing colour experiments on my face and posting the selfies to document it, but that project is on hiatus because I am currently looking exceptionally frumpy and I have not yet had the opportunity to make my hair and eyebrows look nice again.

I am also currently binge-re-watching Community and Hannibal. It is fun.

...OH! Oh oh oh and. And. Saga. Wait. Saga. I love it to pieces, but I am trying my hardest to keep my investment on a low simmer, because it does not come out fast enough for me to obsess over, because I will grow impatient and make distressed screeching noises if I lean into it too much.

[yourfuckingmuse]

double-oh-heaven said: Send them a follow-up email or message! To ‘ensure they received your application’ type thing. :)

What good would that do though? I mean, they'd have told me if they were considering me, so basically I'd just be asking them to confirm my rejection. Which, like I mentioned, is something I wish people would do of their own volition out of courtesy, but if they don't I'm not sure what would be the point of collecting another "nope go away" in writing.

[yourfuckingmuse]

flummox (v.) - perplex (someone) greatly; bewilder

Going by the definition alone I can offer (jemanden) verblüffen, (jemanden) verdutzen and (jemanden) verwirren. I’d say the first is almost more ‘baffled and amazed’, but the others cover the meaning well, with the latter putting the most emphasis on confusion.

Those are the translations you’ll get from most dictionaries too, and I noticed that quite a few translated passages tossed some extra meanings into the pot, I saw some “bewildered and aroused”, “bewildered and enraged” type of things there, though mind that I couldn’t entire say if that’s translators gone wild, or translators trying to add some spice to a word that doesn’t quite have such a catchy equivalent in our language.

Because, alas, I could neither remember nor find a piece of vocabulary that conveys the appropriate meaning while maintaining the same colloquial flair of the original.

[yourfuckingmuse]

double-oh-heaven said: KAWAII AS A BLOODSUCKING DEMON

that is exactly what I told the hair lady to go for

[yourfuckingmuse]

And here I thought you LIKED miners.

Yes, but in a strictly observational, keeping-my-distance, get-your-fucking-hands-away-from-my-fridge kind of way.

[yourfuckingmuse]

MOUETTE I'M SORRY I DISAPPEARED AMSTERDAM'S INTERNET FUCKING SUCKS BIG DICKS :(

AW THAT IS A SHAME BUT SPEAKING OF BIG DICKS WE WILL NEED TO DISCUSS MUSKETEERS IN JACUZZIS WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME, UNTIL THEN HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR HOLIDAY ILU

[yourfuckingmuse]

[02:00] Sir Coffee: (u kno u want him~)

[02:00] Alex: (shut up)

[02:00] Sir Coffee: (:>)

[02:00] Sir Coffee: (u want that tribute booty)

[02:00] Sir Coffee: (tribooty)

[02:00] Alex: (....................YOU MADE A PUN)

[02:00] Alex: (I AM SO PROUD)

[02:00] Alex: (/SINGLE TEAR)

[02:00] Sir Coffee: (GOOD NIGHT)

[02:01] Alex: (/AMERICAN FLAG WAVES IN BACKGROUND)

[02:01] Sir Coffee: (gdit)

[02:01] Alex: (god bless this pun)

[02:01] Alex: (do he got tribooty)

[02:01] Alex: (HE DOOOOO)

[02:01] Sir Coffee: (I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE)

[yourfuckingmuse]

[09:09] Alex: HERE IS SOME BLOODY ICING FOR YOUR CAKE

[09:09] Alex: P.S. IT'S ON FIRE, TOO

[09:10] Sir Coffee: and also there are bees on it c:

[09:11] Sir Coffee: and the bees are on fire as well

[09:11] Alex: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[09:11] Sir Coffee: and somebody gave them tiny gun

[09:11] Sir Coffee: s

[09:11] Sir Coffee: tiny adorable bee guns

[09:11] Sir Coffee: ... bee bee guns

[09:11] Sir Coffee: c:

[09:11] Alex: wha tdid i do to you

[yourfuckingmuse]

ALEX I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SOUND OF MUSIC YOUR FACE