#cook an egg on him

[ask-the-chairman]

technically speaking....

you can be a heated chair if we get you angry enough

That’s not funny. You are not funny and I am not laughing. Actually, its more irritating than anything. Are you all illiterate? It says “Important inquiries only”, I made sure the important part was capitalized. And also, who is “we”? Who are you?

[notherpuppet]

Good morning 🍎📻

[spicy-suns]

Cookin’

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - Le Grand Bristot

[gothiethefairy]

i like to imagine one of the relationship building exercises laios and kabru do is cook something together. laios is a pretty average cook, but he did pick up on senshi's advice during their time together.

kabru learns because it helps him get used to the ingredients in the food. and also, laios giving him the most judgey look when he admitted he doesn't even know how to cook an egg will haunt him forever.

[itbeguilttriptime]

Helluva Boss should do a short where Blitzo joins Fizz for a cooking class and hey, what do ya know, he’s actually better at something than Fizz.

Blitzo: *beaming because he got praise from the instructor for his spaghetti alfredo*

Fizz: *whose pasta got stuck to the pan* Teacher’s pet.

[raticalshoez]

i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

[finnitesimal]

CHAYANNE PISSA CAPTAIN NUMERO UNO 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[danielpowell]

Y'all should play Arctic Eggs, the game where you cook eggs in Antarctica

[rosemaryreality]

Guys I'm crying why does the official translation make it sound like Megumi wants to live that housewife lifestyle

[sunnysideaeggs]

aegon never had a chance right? aegon was literally raised by hightowers in love with targaryens. he never would’ve been able to surpass viserys and rhaenyra in otto and alicent’s eyes. nothing he did could’ve changed that.

[edibleorphans]

please enjoy this stupid drawing of boothill i did over a picture of me making the same expression. you're welcome. Let him cook.

[downinsomanyfandoms]

My favorite thing about mfb fan is that the majority of people think Tsubasa is this wild hobo who sleep on tree branches with rocks as blanket, and he’s such a great cook he’s probably a great caretaker too. While I’m snickering on the side because this’s the same guy who complimented how Gingka’s fish is delicious like he hasn’t cook many fish for himself before, the implication that he doesn’t bother to properly seasoning his food. How he’s a socially awkward ass who left a child half his size alone in the stadium. And he needs a blanket and a sleep mask to go to sleep on plane

This boi ain’t living. He’s on survival mode and he’s losing

[daily-hanamura]

[egophiliac]

Have you seen Lilia's vignette yet? Our insight into his initial parenting skills sure was, something.

HA HA YEP, Lilia's. questionable parenting has come up a few times and it's always, like, he read Baby Instructions 101 and went "ooh, I like red, I'll do those ones :)". he has Dad Instincts, but unfortunately they are Stereotypical '90s Sitcom Dad Instincts.

it was, however, worth it to see Sebek (watching Lilia gleefully dunking a bat into a coffee cup) just slowly turn to Silver and go "how the fuck are you alive".