#conversations with my girlfriend

[mrnoital]

"Why do you smell like spaghetti?" "Why is your beard wet?"

I am a man of many mysteries

[pointofknowreturn]

I don't like posts, I love them

and if I don't love them...

I don't reblog.

[heron-iles]

If you are going to share a flat with someone pls don't be loud at night, specially if you know that your bed is only separated of my bed by a wall

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

Asmodeus: I was actually calling to see if we could have phone sex

MC:

Asmodeus: but now I'm invested, what do you mean a human can fit 2½ raccoons up their ass?

[nonas-third-tantrum]

finally caught up on severance. have we already talked about the parallels between reintegration and lyctorhood

we both keep existing except you don’t, not really, you’re a part of me now but I’m not a part of you, eventually I won’t be able to tell which parts of me are me and which parts are you, you only ever existed to serve me. etc. have we talked about this

[too-many-rooks]

was giffing this for something else, but. he's so polite when he's kidnapping a teenager from the hospital room of her comatose father (who he put in a coma) to be used as a hostage/bait in a crazed billionaires wild schemes. Like yeah he's gonna do all that, but he'll open the door for her. He's not a monster.

[toskarin]

[royalarchivist]

Aypierre: No, it's– It- it doesn't work that way... 😔

Antoine: No, really? I KISSED YOU FOR NOTHING???

Aypierre: No, for the pleasure. 😏

Antoine: No, it was not a pleasure! 😤 I don't kiss!

[foxsfiles]

I do think when asked scully and mulder give two very different answers to the question “when was your first date” and Scully’s answer takes place a solid year before Mulder’s

[blushedfemmes]

Exactly! Femmes on T and transmasc femmes make my fucking Transfem butch girldyke dick hard! Respectfully valid and all that yeah yeah yeah but boydyke femmes have every ounce of my desire!

real and true and beautiful 🫡💕💖 !!!!!! thank you so much

[karmaajr]

omg yall did I tell u guys what happened yesterday??? a stranger (some 30-40 idk years old back guy) followed me for a bit while I was trying to pick up my sister n it turns out it was because he wanted to "commend (me)" on my outfit choices n he started yapping abt how apparently the illuminati has control of the goverment and is now making laws to oversexualise the youth??? I think at one point he said a few things abt god??? ALSO LOWKEY THREW SHADE AT A HOMELESS LADY FOR WHAT SHE WAS WEARING (it was literally like, a tank top with a coat on top???)

anyways im not even sure :D

[runawaymarbles]

I'm really glad I don't believe in Hell because I just said the difference between the Protestant and Catholic communion is that the Protestants don't get any protein and I suspect that may be a no-no

[tea-cat-arts]

(Disclaimer: this is a vent post)

Jiang Cheng discourse is frustrating because I feel like it always boils down to a debate on whether he's a good or bad person when like-

Such a central idea throughout all her books is that everyone has the capacity for good and evil. The cannibal who's been sewing political discourse for centuries is also a halfway decent dad, the prince who once tried to save all the common people ended up turning on them and releasing a plague, the guy who schemed and killed his way to chief of cultivation sacrificed himself to keep his best friend safe, the world's most dedicated internet hater also improves the lives of almost everyone around him... trying to force this narrow frame of good and bad people on her stories just doesn't work.

When it comes to Jiang Cheng in particular, I feel like the context for his actions gets completely thrown out the window in favor of focusing on the ways in which he was an asshole, but Jiang Cheng isn't really in a position where he can afford to be kind to everyone. The man has a whole clan to watch out for- as a kid, he couldn't just stand up to the Wens because every action he took would be interpreted as a reflection of the Jiang Clan's stance (and they were not in a position to go to war with the Wens). As an adult, he thought he couldn't afford to stand up for either wwx or the remaining Wens because it would risk putting his very freshly reformed clan who just finished a war in conflict with 3 other major clans. He is shown to have the capacity for love and the capacity for kindness (ex: getting all the hiers out of the cave and running all the way back to Yunmeng for help, putting himself in danger to draw the Wen scouts away from wwx, co-parenting Jin Ling with Jin Guangyao, being an attack dog against anyone who hurts his family, guarding wwx from dogs as a kid, standing up to his mom and asking her to stop when she berates wwx), but he rarely has opportunities where he can just follow all of his own values without it putting his clan at risk. I also feel like the ways in which he's kind get dismissed because he doesn't act nice. Like, he's not willing to put on a smile or be chatty like either Lan Xichen or Jin Guangyao. He's an anxious, rage-filled, asshole who hates losing, and that is on display at all times.

And ya- he's absolutely done some awful shit. He's fallen for propaganda, he's hurt and killed both wwx and potentially hundreds of innocent people, he doubles down on his mistakes instead of reflecting, and he votes with the leapords eating your face party, and he'll be spending a lot of time alone and filled with rage and regret because of it. I do not deny that all that shit is true about him, but what I'll argue against is the idea that it's all he ever was and all he'll ever be

Normally, I believe in death of the author, but in this case mxtx's comments from a 2016 interview support my stance on him, so I'm gonna bring it up (Link to full interview. It's a fun read)

But ya: shout out to my fellow Jiang Cheng fans who like him, but think he's an asshole and want to push him down a flight of stairs

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think it would have been funny if tim, after discovering his bisexuality and thinking that was the 'unique feature' he brought to his iteration of robin, mentioned this to the rest of batfam, only to find out they've all been some degree of queer this whole time.

[019v]

i swear i've been drawing i just haven't felt like posting anything 🙏 pure vanilla celebrity crush on the founder of the blueberry yogurt academy okay. trust me i was the notebook he wrote selfship fanfiction in /j

[advisortotheadvisor]

Simon convincing the rest of the living squad to take their kidnapped ghost to a random cabin in the middle of the woods without explaining whose cabin it is: