#conversations with my girlfriend

[embervoices]

Me: I'm tired of living in the same world with my brain. Alright, brain! There's not enough room in the world for both us!

My Girlfriend: See, this is what you get for turning down trepanation every time I offer.

[heron-iles]

If you are going to share a flat with someone pls don't be loud at night, specially if you know that your bed is only separated of my bed by a wall

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

Asmodeus: I was actually calling to see if we could have phone sex

MC:

Asmodeus: but now I'm invested, what do you mean a human can fit 2½ raccoons up their ass?

[tea-cat-arts]

(Disclaimer: this is a vent post)

Jiang Cheng discourse is frustrating because I feel like it always boils down to a debate on whether he's a good or bad person when like-

Such a central idea throughout all her books is that everyone has the capacity for good and evil. The cannibal who's been sewing political discourse for centuries is also a halfway decent dad, the prince who once tried to save all the common people ended up turning on them and releasing a plague, the guy who schemed and killed his way to chief of cultivation sacrificed himself to keep his best friend safe, the world's most dedicated internet hater also improves the lives of almost everyone around him... trying to force this narrow frame of good and bad people on her stories just doesn't work.

When it comes to Jiang Cheng in particular, I feel like the context for his actions gets completely thrown out the window in favor of focusing on the ways in which he was an asshole, but Jiang Cheng isn't really in a position where he can afford to be kind to everyone. The man has a whole clan to watch out for- as a kid, he couldn't just stand up to the Wens because every action he took would be interpreted as a reflection of the Jiang Clan's stance (and they were not in a position to go to war with the Wens). As an adult, he thought he couldn't afford to stand up for either wwx or the remaining Wens because it would risk putting his very freshly reformed clan who just finished a war in conflict with 3 other major clans. He is shown to have the capacity for love and the capacity for kindness (ex: getting all the hiers out of the cave and running all the way back to Yunmeng for help, putting himself in danger to draw the Wen scouts away from wwx, co-parenting Jin Ling with Jin Guangyao, being an attack dog against anyone who hurts his family, guarding wwx from dogs as a kid, standing up to his mom and asking her to stop when she berates wwx), but he rarely has opportunities where he can just follow all of his own values without it putting his clan at risk. I also feel like the ways in which he's kind get dismissed because he doesn't act nice. Like, he's not willing to put on a smile or be chatty like either Lan Xichen or Jin Guangyao. He's an anxious, rage-filled, asshole who hates losing, and that is on display at all times.

And ya- he's absolutely done some awful shit. He's fallen for propaganda, he's hurt and killed both wwx and potentially hundreds of innocent people, he doubles down on his mistakes instead of reflecting, and he votes with the leapords eating your face party, and he'll be spending a lot of time alone and filled with rage and regret because of it. I do not deny that all that shit is true about him, but what I'll argue against is the idea that it's all he ever was and all he'll ever be

Normally, I believe in death of the author, but in this case mxtx's comments from a 2016 interview support my stance on him, so I'm gonna bring it up (Link to full interview. It's a fun read)

But ya: shout out to my fellow Jiang Cheng fans who like him, but think he's an asshole and want to push him down a flight of stairs

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think it would have been funny if tim, after discovering his bisexuality and thinking that was the 'unique feature' he brought to his iteration of robin, mentioned this to the rest of batfam, only to find out they've all been some degree of queer this whole time.

[mactiir]

GIRLFRIEND: (in the front of my canoe in the middle of the wilderness) I feel like I wouldn't be able to spend three days in a boat with anyone else. This is how you know we're. You know. Wood whatever.

ME: ???

GIRLFRIEND: You know! From that movie. Ocean Prime.

ME: drift...compatible?

GIRLFRIEND: yes!

ME: from the movie... Pacific... Rim?

GIRLFRIEND: yes!!!! See this is exactly what I mean, nobody else would have any idea what I was talking about! We're drift compatible!

ME: (softly) ...Ocean Prime?

[sbrn10]

On a scale of pure comedy to heartbreak, Imogen realizing that she and her girlfriend were not alone despite all appearances to the contrary:

[horizon-penblade]

Bluepoch really went "ok fine we'll give you a playable Hot Guy" and then made him the most aro-coded character in the game

[thefriendoforatioisdead]

The people at the restaurant when Wan and Ek were arguing :

[embervoices]

JMS, George RR Martin, and Neil Gaiman all firmly adhere to the "chase your character up a tree and throw rocks at them" school of writing.

JMS will have 20 characters chase each other up 20 trees until they suddenly realize they're in a networked treehouse system.

GRRM will chase 40 characters up 20 trees and then light the trees on fire while they're fucking.

Gaiman will chase the 2 main characters up separate trees, and have each realize the other showed them how to weave catching mitts out of birch bark.

[youremypeople]

the whole time Laura has been playing Imogen she truly has very much since the beginning CONSTANTLY beamed so many enamored looks of adoration and endearment and jealousy and pride and love when she looks at Laudna

like not just in conversation with her but just all the time when Laudna was just being herself

she really has been in love with her since the beginning and yall that is giving me LIFE

[towards-toramunda]

Imogen and Laudna please have a conversation about your relationship challenge.

[ordenyprogreso]

[the-aphelion-archives]

I HAVE DECIDED TO INFORMALLY CALL IT THE EMOTIONALLY OBTUSE TRIANGLE FIC.

[sharkgirldick]

"There aren't any trans girls named Vanessa."

"What?? Of course there are."

"Oh, sorry. I should have remembered Dr. Doofenshmirtz's daughter."

[glorious-spoon]

hot take perhaps but i do not buy that eddie is actually any more emotionally mature than buck. his immaturity manifests differently, is all