#conversations with my cats

[weepingfoxfury]

The fearsome Captain Blackbeard has something on his mind ... carefully and cautiously he checks out the landscape ... he has a cunning plan and his intended conquest is in sight ...

[ravennowithtea]

Thank you to everyone for your continued support this past year! 💖

I hope you all have a warm holiday season, filled with light and love, and spent with those most precious to you <3

❄️ Happy Longest Night ❄️

[jedi-starbird]

Obi-Wan: oh? who's this?

Cody, who's been carting around an orange cat he found sleeping in Obi-Wan’s discarded robe all day, and assumed that his general had been transformed due to standard Force Bullshit™️: ...no one. apparently.

[fussypaws]

When you wake up and you just wanna talk so much but your partner is not awake enough yet...

[existennialmemes]

Me: Hey! What are you doing?! And could I please convince you to just not be doing that?

My Cats: Move along Thumb-Bearer, these proceedings do not concern you.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s just trying to show off his new guitar picks on his TIkTok account while in the background, this conversation is happening:

Steve: Want some m&ms?

Robin, holding out her hand: When I was a kid, I would assign each of my family members a color of m&m and then eat them in order of who I liked the least to who I liked the most.

Steve: Who did you eat last?

Robin: My cat, Lucy. She was the brown one. I would swallow them whole so I wouldn’t hurt her chewing.

Steve: Makes sense

Steve: What color would I be?

Robin: Blue

Steve: *fist pumps*

[kedreeva]

My brother sent me a Snapchat earlier with the caption "almost ran over this loud guy" and a video of a brown tabby kitten yowling at him from where it's lying curled up against the side of a building outside and...

3 hours later, in my brother's lap...

I know how it goes when the universe gives you a cat, baby bro. Can't wait to meet them!

[cementcornfield]

I've been with [Joe] for a long time now and I ain't never seen him fall off, feel sluggish about himself you know? I don't know if he does but I always pick him up too, doesn't matter if he's seeing it or not, I'm picking him up, he's picking me up...

x

[chibigalaxies]

Cat Moon!

[3-aem]

thinking about touch starved touch sensitive gojo again. Absolutely desperate for even the most grazing touches from getou and yet overwhelmed by it all.

[eye-may]

DAY 19!! WHOOOOOO!!!

I am SO GLAD mistoffelees's day landed on a weekend day so that I could have extra time to devote to him lol. I had so many ideas for stuff I wanted to do but I decided to use the prompt as an excuse to draw a version of Mistoffelees that I haven't tackled yet...pierpaolo scida's misto from il sistina 2022!! MY BELOVED

naturally I had to redraw the part from the promos that had so many cats fan in a chokehold. I am one such.

enjoy!! <3

[weepingfoxfury]

Hooman: what ya doing Signor Floyd? ... Signor Floyd: would have thought it was pretty obvious hooman ... Hooman: well ... I can see you're in the tree ... Signor Floyd: there you go then ... Hooman: aaaand, why are you up there? ... Signor Floyd: (sighs and rolls eyes) I'm getting acquainted with the best twig in all the world ... Hooman: and that's the only reason you went up there? ... Signor Floyd: (looks shifty) of course ... Hooman: (smiles knowingly) so this has nothing to do with you being an asshat to Busterson and Lady Clemence? ... Signor Floyd: (looks affronted) I have no idea what you're talking about! ... Hooman: and you weren't just wailing for me to come help you and you didn't tell me they were being mean to you for absolutely no reason you can possibly think of? ... Signor Floyd: (closes eyes slightly) my behaviour has been beyond reproach ... Hooman: (raises one eyebrow and smiles) well alright then ... enjoy your twig ... I'm going back inside as you obviously don't need my help ... Signor Floyd: I am King of all I survey, especially this twig, I'll call if I need anything, now off you go ... (mumbles to himself) ... as if I needed any help, ha! ........ Wails for further assistance can be heard before I reach the front door ...

[oceanwithouthermoon]

okok let me finally do my analysis on kusuke and makoto parallels like ive talked about a thousand times (obvious warning that im gonna talk about incest, and also that im gonna be talking about a gag manga in a serious light so if that upsets you just go away ✌️)... yippee, perverted older brothers with unhealthy dynamics with their powerful younger siblings analysis!!

the most obvious parallel is in their interactions with the others sibling. they literally have the same exact meeting, they both go from being fake nice to "my sibling is special and youre not worthy of them"

not included in pictures but also note that kusuo got rid of makoto by calling on kokomi and kokomi got rid of kusuke by calling on her fans

"the second hes distracted, LETS GO"

"we're the only ones who can match up to each other"

kusukes idea of kusuo being inhuman also influences the way this is treated i think- he tells kokomi that marrying a beautiful man will suit her best and that kusuo is above that kind of thing (aka actual romantic and aesthetic attraction), and it seems that being the only ones who can measure up to each other is probably the closest, in his eyes, that kusuo can get to love (confirmed in my opinion by the marriage/engagement symbolism a few pictures down⬇️). thats why he thinks theyre the only ones worthy of each other even if he doesnt see kusuo in the exact same way as makoto sees kokomi. if that makes any sense :p these are obviously already parallel on surface level, but id say theyre even more similar if you look deeply into it

"i know everything youre thinking" and "everyone else looks like monkeys to me"

associating their sibling with heaven/god

a certain fixation on their sibling's body... top two are specifically them trying to see their sibling naked without consent

? not sure how to describe this. implications of engagement/marriage? this use of an explicitly romantic symbol actually confuses me in kusukes case but thats not really relevant here...

theyre the reason their sibling cant relax or be themself even at home... also note that kusuo specifically says that kusuos masochism (which i guess in some contexts masochism can be non-sexual but in this situation, since kusuke is canonically a pervert and there are several implications and allusions to sexual pleasure, it obviously means he gets SEXUAL pleasure from pain/humiliation) is the main reason he doesnt like him. likewise, kokomi is bothered by makotos overprotective and overbearing nature, though unfortunately she doesnt seem to be aware of his sister complex and thinks hes just being an annoying big brother.

not necessarily something that can be captured in a picture but theres also the fact that they both have pretty perfect lives but are still obsessed with their sibling and only their sibling, its all they really care about and their entire lives depend on them.

makoto is extremely attractive, charming when hes trying to be, and is a famous actor... he clearly gets girls. but he doesnt want any of them because hes stuck in his obsession with kokomi, shes the only girl he wants and its ruined his perception of other girls. he believes hes the only one that can be right for kokomi and touch her, and that likewise kokomi is the only girl he can be with. her presence dictates his life, he skips work just to follow her around and prevent her from getting involved with other guys. we only see maybe a few sentences from him where he isnt talking about kokomi, even when hes on tv.

kusuke is an attractive and charming genius, easily pulls girls, cambridge graduate, and is the favorite child in his family. but none of that matters, it only sets him apart from other humans and gives him a skewed perspective of anyone who isnt kusuo. he believes kusuo is the only person he can get that sadomasochistic pleasure from, and kusuo is the reason he developed it in the first place and he specifically seeks him out and coerces him into it. he really only cares about his family, theyre the only people in the world that are worth anything in his eyes, and his only interactions with anyone else have been using them as tools to get to kusuo. his life goal is (or was, before the end of cat tank arc) defeating kusuo. he has cameras in his familys house that hes presumably constantly watching, implied by him being ALREADY watching before his parents even called him about kusuos limiter.

[dumplingsjinson]

List of responses to “what if we broke up, and I left? would you care? what would you even do?”

“Of course I’d care. How could I not?”

“I’d regret the way things ended… And perhaps I’ll always regret it, even if the feeling eventually dulls. It’ll always be a lingering kind of regret.”

“I’d miss you, no matter what. Because you’ve left such an impression on me, and because you’re such a big part of who I am now, and who I’m becoming.”  

“I don’t know, but I don’t think I’d be able to date again… Or want to find anyone else. You'd be the last one. It’s just too exhausting.”

“I mean… I said I’d love and support you no matter what. So yes, I would care even if we broke up — I will always care for you, and that’s not just conditional to us being together.”

“I would… Always wish it was you. Even if just a little bit. That it could have been you.”

“I don’t know, but all I know is it would sting if I ever saw you with someone else. And I would wish it was me instead.”

“Well, it would suck.“ “Would you be open to starting over again for a second time if we ever got the chance? If we went separate ways and became better people?” “…Yeah. Yeah, I would.”

“I’m not sure, but what I do know is things will get worse for me if you leave. You're not responsible for me and for my emotions and I'm not saying you need to stay if that's not what you want, of course not, but it's just... Yeah.”

“I don’t know how I’d feel at first, to be honest. I don’t think I’d feel much in the beginning.” 

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[chipper-smol]

you cant do this to me we’ve known each other for less than 30 minutes

[cronxl]

pearl literally trying to make traps in a creative world but still not even killing gem in the session 😭😭 ok. renaming your title to girlfailure this season.