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BREAKING NEWS: I have been given #permission by the #themuppetjoker’s former #landlord, Marsha, to #release a #pdfversipn of the late #tumblrlegend’s #newbible. While this work is not entirely #new, as it was performed at #Dashcon2, most people on the planet were not #present to see the #debut #performance, so this release is still #newsworthy. Enjoy!

#muppetjoker #thecroaker #thenewbible #bookblr #theater

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(gesturing towards your little sister) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

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i heard that when she shoots her words she goes Rambo...

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Bangs 💇‍♂️🙈 I’m so Zoeystery pilled

I have comms open for only $10 , on my Kofi ☺️

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mystery drank soda for the first time and immediately threw up from the bubbles so you have to shake it up for him till it goes flat or else he'll refuse to touch it

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🍀DOODLES OF #zoeystery

"you're just my type <3"

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ignore that chat i meant to post to a community 😭

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happy electric feel friday

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BREAKING NEWS: I have been given #permission by the #themuppetjoker’s former #landlord, Marsha, to #release a #pdfversipn of the late #tumblrlegend’s #newbible. While this work is not entirely #new, as it was performed at #Dashcon2, most people on the planet were not #present to see the #debut #performance, so this release is still #newsworthy. Enjoy!

#muppetjoker #thecroaker #thenewbible #bookblr #theater

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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Mira! I love heeerrrr

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that is so fucked bro (i laughed)

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thank you for your service, down with cis driver

I have to ask. Are you the one who placed the mould in JK Rowlings' walls? I hear you are the mould lady because your properties all have mould.

Please answer at your earliest convenience.

~ Sincerely, Statler

Statler,

No I am not the one who put the Mold in her Walls but I support the person or people who did she is very Corrupt.

Best,

Marsha (Landlord)

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They’re so silly

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wanna get wild? OKAY ILL SHOW YOU WILD ⚡️💖

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ive heard they've been known to do that at times. And then a little moist beast crawls out of the wound, terrible stuff, i would never want you to have to experience that Marsha. Stay safe

Do not talk to me I am busy Counting all of my Eggs.