#confused??

[unknownteapot]

who are the brothers and why are they in tin cans

[xoluvx]

Ihaiwhsos wuay? aoavssoamwb! owwbsuwpe

hwoanwasiekaloaillwannaridebillieeilishsfacejaosbsO?

jsisossjsoa!🫶🏼

um-

[introverted--pineapple]

what-

[likeabxrdinflight]

I hate to sound greedy or stuck up but normally when I post a new chapter of this good omens fic it gets a lot more traffic and more comments than this latest chapter is currently getting...what gives

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Oh hey the skull just vanished??? Huh????

[tendo-shairdye]

I'm on the Tumblr app but like wtf is going on, whenever I try clicking on links that'll lead me to another Tumblr post it opens in chrome... When tf did this start happening,,

I'm trying to read my silly little smaus in peace 😭😔

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

hhhhh im falling out of the jekyll and hyde emails and i dont know why

[elliott-has-thoughts]

my current mental state rn-

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[stargatebarbie]

[bluerasbunny]

this just felt like something he'd say

[marlynnofmany]

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.