#complicated.

[dinobot]

i get so antsy im like if i do a fic where leela rehabilitates a tycho clone/the tycho we know post fatum iustum stultorum incident am i mom-zoning her. i hate mom-zoning women. but im also having her put him in a little containment unit where he can buzz around like a little bee until he gets tired and stops trying to murder her on sight . so

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

phenex, we're not mad. i mean, i kind of figured you let her go.

we just... we want to understand. we want to get it. you keep saying we won't, but we've never even been able to try to understand because we don't know what's going on.

so, please. can we try to understand? - jester

that...

it's complicated.

[rotdeadguts]

Are you seeing anyone?

Why

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[bruhstation]

you’re just like the rest of them

[platosworstnightmare]

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

[putadapower]

bill talking about ford in therapy

the code is: even his lies are lies

Bill talking about Ford and then having to talk about his parents, who he killed, is really insaneee

[kiisaes]

i sentence you two to eternal pining

[eggritos]

Quite bizarre.

[girlinafairytale]

[slothmonth]

I agree that "in Germany your boss legally has to provide you with work while you're at your job" is a bit funny considering the German stereotype. But I am really annoyed at people who act like this is some horrible hypercapitalist thing on that post about pushing people out of their jobs by just not giving them anything to do. When really it's very basic worker protection (within the context of German emplyment law.) Because under most circumstances you can't just be fired from your job. Your employer has to provide a reason for firing you if they want to get rid of you. You also have a right to specifially the work you were hired to do.

So your boss having to give you appropriate work makes illegal any of the following:

a) Making you clean toilets instead of (or in addition to) the clearly defined office job you agreed to do

b) Not giving you work and then firing you for not doing your work

c) Waiting for you to crack under the intense boredom of having to stay on one place with absolutely nothing to do for eight hours a day while your coworkers are roped into it to shun you (or hate you because for some reason you're the only one who doesn't have to do any work) until you quit "voluntarily"

or d) waiting for you to crack under the aformentioned pressure until you do what the people in the notes said they'd do, like watching movies or doing a second job instead which is something you then can be reprimanded and fired for

[owlparliament]

being poly is great and cool except when its not. sighhhhh. for the record when its not cool is when the Insecurities set in, and u get to grapple with wondering if the human u love most in this world feels the same abt u

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

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[kingofdoma]

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

[satanicdollx]

they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far