I like to imagine Xie Lian checking in on heaven every once in a while for business or something and now that heaven barely has a central government and people are more relaxed without any one scary force up their asses all the time he sometimes comes back to some pretty weird stuff. After all, every god is a nosy drama queen and everything has the potential for a competition. Imagine if one day some smaller martial gods got bored and started an arm wrestling contest and whoever won started bragging about it which caused some other martial gods to want a piece of the action. Because every martial god is overly competitive by nature, this eventually gets weirdly out of hand and now the top martial gods are having the most legendary arm wrestling tournament in history. Xie Lian walks in in the middle of it, bewildered; “Oh, no thank you, I couldn’t possibly, I should be quick, San lang is waiting for me—“ he answers but a simple “come on, your highness!” and a recap of the latest events is all it takes to convince a top martial god to give it a shot.
Across the room, Feng Xin just obliterated another round and is on a crazy hot streak. His spirits are high and he’s ready for his next victim as he looks across the table, and the opponent in his view is none other than Xie Lian.
A cold sweat runs down his back.
Of course it ends with Xie Lian vs Pei Ming, the grandest showdown they’ve seen in a great while, and Xie Lian going home that night to that San Lang of his with another weird heavenly trophy to put in the display case they had to make for all these weird prizes he keeps bringing home from work. Who knew gods really are more idle than ghost kings!
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You better run from me.
you better hit the road
Before I take your soul.
don't you Follow me : light me up >
You BETTER Run from me ; you better say goodbye. before I take you on : Don't you... Follow Me ::: Let Me Go ><]: light, Me Up in ; Flames ☆ light me up : and Go - in, Flames ->
☆☆☆ 》《 ☆☆☆ ::: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I don't do this for a Living.
I'm Infected. - i'm always in my head :
I'm gonna do this till I'm dead.
I'm still alive. but ; you didn't think that I'd come back to life >>> i, do This with Conviction - i write truth in Every forgiving Mission >< Truce : in every Conviction ;... bet, you thought that i was Dead. but - I'm not dead... ]: everlasting, How you Fasting?::::::::::::::::::::: you didn't think
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆》》》《 ☆☆☆☆☆ :::
- - - ... all smiles
What it takes to Fool this town.
all through the nighttime
Never ; the right time.
See : Show - I Am. unstoppable :
a Butcher with No Brakes - today > break Down
cry out now : deep down
I'm too afraid now. yeah >>><[:<>>< i, am...
Pusher : with, NO BRAKES - win Every Single Game
unstoppable
Today.
I put my Armor on. See you How Strong I am. I Show you That I am.
I'm : INVINCIBLE. - my name
I SHOW YOU EVERY SINLE DAY
》》》... ::: ~~~ ....
took me down to the water
Try to wash it all away.
Praise my soul : Cause there's no good in the place I'm goin'.
in the middle of the night
We All Got a little bit of Devil inside.
maybe I was for a sinner : I might Never be a Saint.
PRAISE MY SOUL.
PRAY FOR LIFE.
heaven's too far : and I lost My Way
... ... ...
You Should've Never, disrespected Joan.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆》》》... ... ...
Are you ; Insane like Me?
and all the people say
Run On Gasoline.
I think There's a flaw in my Code.
THESE VOICES WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
my Heart is Gold ; and, my Hands are Cold.
Do you Call yourself a Fucking HURRICANE : like me - ????????........
This is not a Dream ; you are a Machine, part of - Not a Human Being... .
Cold.
heart - is Gold :
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆》》》》》》》》《》☆☆☆...
First Thing's First.
oh : oooo ☆
1, 2 - 3
Master ; My Sea. -> MINE
my poems
the few
message
:: lesson ::
You, pick Me up - believer. Believer :
3 : prayer. Above. Hate. dove ; spirit -> UP, above... DROWN
I RAIN DOWN : REIN :::::::::: LIKE. like - believer ☆
Topic, came From - believer.
Last. thing's last - grace, flames, veins ; never >
You Rein DOWN : like, pain.
☆☆☆》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》☆☆☆☆☆
...
I don't think you know I suffer.
Oh baby don't you know I know you.
> Watching in the dead of night. you set my soul alive
I thought I was a fool for you.
Sill Condition.
Silly ; Super.
super sonic
Soul. Alive. super fragalistic BAG OF BONES
death calls
- FRAGALISTIC BAG OF BONES :: SUPER FRAGALISTIC DEATH CALL.
bag of bones : bat call
》》》 ☆ 》》》》》》》》》》》》 :::
I ain't gonna tell no lies.
You know exactly who I am.
Stealing like the earth is mine.
like I own this Time
》
Can't Stop Me Now
they goin' down
Won't stop Doin' what I do.
ain't Afraid : HEAR THE THUNDER WHEN I STEP
I AIN'T GONNA POLOGIZE.
can't stop me now
Can't Stop : Won't Stop
This Battle Is Never Through.
every bone that I break ; just doin' what I do
Can't STOP ME NOW.
》》》》》》》》》》》¡¿□■●○~`°••••••▪︎▪︎▪︎☆¤¤¤》》》...
let me back it up
Nami.
Fight this in Line.
tear down the kingdom
Pessimist.
Spent too much Money : GLADIATOR.
Tell me what it is. You think you believe?
I'm gonna give you a second. Play it off. Accept it ; THIS.
>>> you got every reason to flee ; I got every reason to fight...
Have you ever Shaken hands with The Devil in the Middle of The Night???????????
GLADIATOR : bone shaker. Wrecking ball -
I'm The Gladiator.
- goodbye (everything, nothing ; now)] goodbye.
{{{09.21.22 :: -> <- :: your am - my, night [pm]}}}
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Navy Seals train for about 2 1/2 years. Clone troopers train their whole lives, and say if they start physical training at 7/14 that’s 3 years.
What I’m saying is we should take the competence of any trooper and multiply it by at least five.
Even the most standard trooper is equal to any elite operative. I’m talking about Captain America and Winter Soldier rolled into one. They’re so accurate it’s terrifying. They can sprint like it’s the Olympics and barely be winded. They can and do tear droids apart with their bare hands. For fun.
ARC troopers? One man army, able to keep up with the Jedi. The Padawans all check and double check if they have the Force because they can’t even do that. When all is lost send in an ARC and they will win 1000:1 odds. The originals have to be kept in storage because the Kaminoans look at them and remember what fear feels like. They can take any weapon and find a way to level a city with it. The only limit an ARC has is numbers.
And Marshall Commanders. Legends. Death. Fox’s armor is red with blood mixed with the sand of the Geonosis and painted with a promise of vengeance. Cody’s armor is the rising sun of his victory, glorious and inevitable. If Neyo knows someones name, he also knows what they’re going to eat tommorow. They say Bacara simply can’t be killed.
Anyways. Just. Any and all the clone troopers pushing every limit.
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