#communistbakery

[sonofawhitedad]

hey guess what i forgot to remove from my portfolio before i gave my potential boss a link to the google drive

[colourofoctober]

Growing up is learning that adults genuinely do talk about the weather to make conversation 

[humorwitch]

You 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 allowed 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 stop 👏🏻 hanging 👏🏻 out 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 toxic 👏🏻 friends 👏🏻

[pepethefrog]

[illegalaustralien]

[freethebooty]

What if you could feed an orphan by switching the brand of coffee that you use? From The Grounds Up is a non-profit coffee company created by my sister. Each bag of coffee buys 3 farm fresh eggs for Nigerian orphans at the Jos-Nigeria Orphanage. Coffee is locally roasted in Houston, Texas through an organization that employs solely former prison convicts. Now your coffee habit can feed orphans instead of go into the pockets of major coffee corporations! Bags sell for around $13 and can be bought at:

www.thegroundsup.com

The business plan, orphanage information, and company background can be found there as well. If you don’t drink coffee, I’d really appreciate a reblog to spread he word!

[unknowncrashingthroughthewindow]

mc: if you were a flower

mc: you would be a DAAAAMNdelion

ray, stoic: dandelions are weeds.

[ramenfrappe]

date: tell me about yourself :)

me: what up i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read

[earthboundfacebook]

[colourofoctober]

Forgetting that killer text post you thought of...

[humorwitch]

How can people expect me to be healthy when cake exists

[speckledheart]

thank u guys so much for 666 followers i can finally perform the sacrificial ritual with my 666 human sacrifices to The Satan™ hate to see u leave but i love to watch u go🔥🔥

[lovedroughts]

so true though 😂

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Mt. Lady: [toasts a piece of bread]

Mt. Lady: damn and i cook too.. any man would be lucky to have me

[freethebooty]

college will make you say things like “I’m switching from beer to only vodka shots because I’m tryna be healthier”

[huluhooping]

damn, jesus a savage