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This website is so so so good

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you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

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awesome. we have a beetle problem

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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instead of making up a guy to get mad at i make up a guy to forgive #empath #lovecore #gentlesoul

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

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i’m sorry, sir, i don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

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on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2025

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Everyone thinks they have the best dog and nobody is wrong 

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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no. but it is good

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It fucks with me that dog intelligence is tested with obedience tests, so there's a significant bias towards compliant dog breeds. Dogs that are intelligent enough to understand what is being asked of them, but are too headstrong and/or independent to go through with it, get lumped up with the dogs that might want to do what people ask them to do, but are too stupid to understand the assignment.

And it fucks with me that chihuahuas are actually quite intelligent. They're not stressed and angry because they're too stupid to understand what's going on. They understand exactly what's going on, and that's why they're so angry and stressed.