illegalaustralien
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this is my favorite tik tok account
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my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it
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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
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We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks
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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.
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Wow
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illegalaustralien · 19 days ago
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what the fuck
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illegalaustralien · 22 days ago
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phrasing of this is taking me out
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illegalaustralien · 23 days ago
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The yearly curse has lifted
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