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New UNSKILLED LABOR track! 'Creating Shareholder Value' ft Bobbi QELD A Denver to Bristol collaboration!!
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"welcome to america" by lecrae is the closest a mainstream christian musician can get to anarchist christian/socialist christian/communist christian without people noticing because they're just grooving to lecrae's masterful flows and the epic beats and "this couldn't happen to me" etc etc etc
#christianity tag#progressive christianity#anarchist christianity#christian anarchism#socialist christianity#christian socialism#communist christianity#christian communism#christian music tag#my beliefs#and yes the song both slaps REALLY hard: lecrae has pulled his flows from experts in the genre i.e. jay z de la soul etc#but he's got his own voice his own sound his own sense of rhythm and flow that other rappers (especially other christian rappers) don't hav#i believe he had a track with andy mineo off of andy mineo's last album where they both wear their rap influences on their sleeves#iirc their influences are: 8ball and mjg which my white ass was too young and too sheltered to listened to as a christian#slick rick (who i've heard of) and doug e. fresh & the get fresh crew#megan thee stallion (which i'm genuinely surprised but. damn good taste lecrae + andy mineo. she's one of the best mainstream rappers)#oh and beastie boys surprisingly. and from lecrae's side too lol#i'm genuinely surprised at all their unique influences but yet somehow lecrae and mineo (both what i'd call conscious rappers)#(as well as the nebulous label of 'christian rappers') don't seem to have much conscious rap influence#which is genuinely both surprising and not surprising on lecrae's part#because i DO see a bit of 80s-90s gangsta rap influence in lecrae esp. in describing grittiness in american hoods and stuff#but i see a lot of conscious rap 'i want to solve these problems' type influence like say...de la soul doechii kendrick lamar#iirc he is influenced by kendrick and kendrick IS influenced by him (kendrick shouted him out on a verse in a new song)#(and lecrae wrote a genuinely heartfelt response song to that song)#but like...i'm genuinely surprised by the lack of conscious rap i.e. lauryn hill late tlc a tribe called quest panacea type influences#like. regarding nineties stuff he could've been listening to as a teen#to be fair panacea is a rather obscure dc band and i do not remember where lecrae lived in childhood. so he might have not grown up with th
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lord god allah jesus buddah everyone please give me the strength not to fucking throttle my coworker when she inevitably starts asking me if im going to the rodeo 5x a day every day for the next month, as she does every single year. amen
#* yes i know allah and god r the same thing#anyway girl im an autistic transsexual communist who listens to rap & new wave. fuck im gonna do at a rodeo
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Worst MLP Song Tournament
Please listen to both songs before voting. Remember you’re voting for the WORSE song.
Snips and Snails Rap Propaganda: As if they did not even try
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Derby Racers Propaganda: has one line that gets stuck in my head from time to time but it isn't memorable at all. I could not tell you any other part of the song
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#I'm going to assume the [MLM] in the rap's video title#means that EqG Snips and Snails are canonically dating#either that or they go on to form a communist paramilitary organization#or perhaps a pyramid scheme#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp fim#polls on tumblr#tournament polls#mlp music#Worst MLP Song Tournament#Rainbow Rocks#The Cart Before The Ponies#Snips and Snails Rap#Derby Racers#0x7v0x18#Worst MLP Song Round 2
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are the City Girls mean? or are they just holding up a mirror of how capitalism commodifies love & sex?
#my thoughts#city girls#rap#capitalism#late stage capitalism#leftist#leftism#socialist#socialism#communist#communism#periodt
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Rancore (Italian rapper and my favourite singer ever) did some songs at the end of a protest on the 22nd of February and you have no idea how much the crowd shouted when he sang this modified part.
instead of "Se invece c'ho un tatuaggio con le svastiche Romperò il telefono altrimenti mi si accolla Papa Ratzinger" (translation: "If I have a swastika tattoo instead I'll break my phone otherwise I'll be stuck with Pope Ratzinger"
He replaced "Papa Ratzinger" with "Elon Musk"
Everyone, across the whole world hates that guy.
#I'm sorry for the shitty translation but there's a reason why I don't translate stuff as a job#also the march was for Valerio Verbano#a 19 years old communist guy killed in front of his parents by neofascists 45 years ago#he was working on a dossier on extreme right-wing subversive groups and neo-fascist squads and the relations between them and the state#After being seized#the dossier disappeared#The person who killed him has never been identified#go look his story up#it's really intresting and it's gonna make you so fucking angry#anarchy#anarcho communism#communist#march#valerio verbano#antifascist#antifascismo#elon musk#antinazi#rancore#rap
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Things you can do as a security guard instead of acting like a dickhead: a vent post disguised as advice
Offer alternatives: IE, “Sorry, nobody’s allowed to hang out over there, but we have seats over here you’re welcome to use”. I recommend getting familiar with local parks, public seating, free food programs, outreach, mobile aid, etc., just in case those are needed.
Be polite: IE, “Excuse me, sir”, “I beg your pardon, miss”. This should go without saying but everyone deserves dignity.
Avoid phrasing requests as orders: IE, “Don’t stand in front of that” VS “Excuse me, could you move a bit to the side?”. This works best with an explanation, like, “There’s a sign behind you”, or, “you might get clipped by someone”. This helps communicate that you are asking for a reason, not just throwing your weight around. If you don’t have a reason, rethink whether or not you need to be doing anything.
Avoid directing blame or fault. Don’t say, “The owner says you gotta go” when you could say, “I’m not supposed to let people be here for X period” or “do X thing”. Again, try to have alternatives ready so people can use other resources or do something else instead of just abruptly changing plans.
Come from a place of compassion whenever you can. People are gonna tell you to get rid of the crazy screaming guy. They say that because they’re frightened and don’t know what to do. Your best approach is, “Hello sir”, followed by, “How are you today?”, “how’s it going?”, “are you doing alright?”, etc., depending on what the person is ACTUALLY doing / saying when you get there. You can offer help from there if needed, or leave them alone if they’re not in danger or a risk to anyone.
Remember you’re not a cop. This can mean whatever you need it to mean. For me personally, that means that with incredibly rare exception (like trying to sell to kids, contaminating other’s food or drink) I won’t report you for drugs. If I find you doing drugs on my site I’ll tell you a different place where you can do them instead and ask you to do them there. I have interrupted drug deals to ask the client and the salesman to both kindly move 15 feet to the left, I’m not kidding, I do not care.
Know who you can throw under the bus. Sometimes you gotta enforce rules and be the bad guy and if that’s the fault of some dipshit in a suit 200 miles away, you can say that. Sorry man, I can’t let you park your car on the lawn. I know you’re not hurting anyone and frankly I think lawn culture is stupid but there’s other parking stalls and if my boss sees you I’ll get a write-up for not doing my job. Shit sucks sometimes but if it wasn’t me telling you it’d be the new guy, and between you and me he’s an idiot and he’ll probably just report you to bylaw.
Don’t just act like you’re their friend, genuinely try to be a good friend. If you know that someone is doing something that will only result in a bystander phoning police, don’t let them go down like that. Let them know, “hey man, you seem like you’re having a shit time and I get it, I’ll do what I can, but we gotta have this conversation somewhere else ‘cause we’re freaking out the old ladies.”
Swallow your tongue. You can’t fix the world. People are gonna bitch at you about communists and 5G and gangster rap ruining the neighbourhood, that’s just part of the deal. Nod along, remain neutral, shut down any hate speech, redirect if you can, and keep a limit in mind where you’ll have to shut things down.
Accept that sometimes there are no solutions. Yes, that angry guy who blasts music will be back tomorrow. That homeless woman who asks you to help her find her dog that she hasn’t had in 30 years will ask again, and yes, you’re still going to take a description and promise to keep an eye out. That kid who smokes crack behind the building has been clean for a few weeks and still stops by to say hi, and you hope he’ll get his life together and be happy, but he also might relapse and OD before he hits 25. Sometimes you just have to do the best you can, even if nothing is guaranteed.
Be kind to teenagers. Being a kid is hard, and everyone’s on their ass all the damn time for everything.
Remember that the vast majority of bad people aren’t bad, just unhappy. The guy who keeps showing up drunk and puking on the carpet is unhappy. The lady who bitches about the service every single time and keeps coming back anyway is unhappy. The guy who leaves trash everywhere is probably unhappy. If they were happy, maybe they’d do better, but they’re not, and that’s kinda sad. You don’t have to let them get away with their shit, but they probably aren’t actually a worthless human being either.
It doesn’t matter if 12 is true or not. You need to believe it or you will become a harsh and bitter person. Look for evidence that people are not terrible and invent it if you have to
Don’t let yourself become a bastard
#Teablart#deescalation#sometimes I’m tired okay#Like I have a lot to learn but it feels like some of yall ain’t even trying#me talking to other guards#Added more
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I’ve been listening to the most somber shit ever even though i haven’t been happier than i am right now for about 5 years. @horseonvhs
@aragon-is-done :-) ur turn to show me 5 songs youve been listening to lately!!!
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Kendrick doesn't just hate Drake as a person. He hates the very idea of Drake.
Hip-Hop is rooted in revolution. In defiance. These are the songs of an oppressed group of people, and decades upon decades people have hated it. Accused of being meaningless and invalid. Media outlets took steps to belittle hip-hop and make sure it isn't recognized as an art form and as a means to fight back.
2Pac spoke of wealth disparity and inequality. Tupac was literally a member of a communist organization when he was younger and never stopped speaking against capitalism.
Lauryn Hill spoke of the struggles a woman faces. Not just women, but black women. Salt-N-Peppa. Queen Latifah. MISSY FUCKING ELLIOT.
N.W.A made sure people knew about police brutality and violence against the Black community.
And now, in this day and age, we're also experiencing an explosion of Queer Hip-Hop. Lil Nas X is at the forefront of this. Lil Uzi Vert came out as non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, even when they knew that a lot of their fans would never use it or even respect them for it. Auntie Diaries, a song about a young man who grew up in a transphobic environment and bought into those beliefs, but could never fully do it because his Uncle loved him so much and taught him a lot of life lessons, and that wisdom translated to him accepting his cousin as a woman as well.
Drake is none of that.
He's the perfect representation of what people think hip-hop is. Flexing. Posturing. Objectifying women. A fucker so insecure he bought 2Pac's ring just to feel like he's part of the black community. Rejected by Rihanna publicly. Tried to groom Millie Bobby Brown. Kissed and inappropriately touched an underage girl during his concert. His songs have inspired so many young boys to treat girls like shit. His belief that the amount of rings and chains and cars he has is the true meaning of success.
Additional Edit: This is my fault. If this post gains more views, then it would be remiss of me not to add to this. It was my fault to begin with, not stating this beforehand because while I did know, I got lost in celebrating Hip-Hop in a place that doesn't usually do so, and rightfully so.
2Pac did fight for wealth equality and better social living for the black community. He also has a long, long history of battery, domestic abuse, and sexual harassment against women. Specifically against women of color. He made a song to celebrate his own mother, but outright refused to give the same show of respect to other women in his life. His hypocritical nature was brushed off in later decades, just the way I did now.
N.W.A is the same. Sexual assault charges, violence—they spoke of Police reform, but refuses to give the same treatment back towards the women in their lives.
50 cent refuses to backtrack on any of his misogynistic lyrics.
Modern rappers of today, such as the dead XXXtentacion. 6ix9ine. Kodak Black.
I do love Hip-Hop. I love rap. And the music itself has always been anti-authoritarian at its core, because those are its roots. And I was happy that circles that did not normally know of it or enjoy it were getting into it, even for one thing like this rap feud.
Lil Nas X, Little Simz, Childish Gambino, Missy Elliot, Queen Latifah, Lauryn Hill—rappers who have at the very least consistently tried to put their money where their mouth is. Who have tried to act in accordance to what they rap and write and sing for.
@shehungthemoon @ohsugarsims finnthehumanmp3 were the ones who rightfully clarified in the comments. I know an apology won't correct my hypocrisy or my stupidity. I should have added all of this before making this post, but I wanted so badly to celebrate a genre of music but failed to do my due diligence in showing a better, holistic view of it. If anyone felt triggered, offended, troubled, frustrated or any other intense negative emotions surrounding this, please do block me. I'm sorry.
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New PAVLOV'S HOUSE song! 'STASI FLOW' A springtime song about uhhh new beginnings. And friendship 💖. From 'WORKERS STATE HEAVYWEIGHTS' the album coming very soon! http://pavlovs-house.bandcamp.com https://open.spotify.com/artist/1FAVMVQyohvSK46skAmZe4
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the majority of the cultural norms and ethos that the "X is punk actually" unfortunates post on this website actually apply in practice to juggalos (who can be variously described as leftist, anarcho-communist or syndicalist, self-organizing, self-policing, DIY, and majority working class or dirt poor etc) but i never see anyone on here post about the dark carnival or anything adjacent to it because ??? im not sure exactly, possibly something having to do with recency obscurity or just the basic hostility of the juggalo aesthetic. not even the clownfuckers on here are into ICP. i suspect this comes down to simple classism/racism because the ICP-adjacent artists are primarily rappers or include rap in their production and of course how closely aligned ICP and related artists are to poverty in the southern and central united states, particularly rural areas
#im not a juggalo or an ICP fan either this isnt personal#it's just that no criticism you can make towards clown horrorcore rappers cannot also be applied to punk generally#“the music is bad” “the lyrics are offensive” “the aesthetic is ugly” you're describing both genres#the only real differences are recency and class association#im not a juggalo but i believe in their beliefs#namely anarcho-communist hedonism and radical inclusivity
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Sam, I'm re-reading The Royals Meet the Ramblers again, and it just occurred to me.
Just what is on Ceece's FBI dossier?
The mystery is part of the allure! :D
It's actually a little injoke with myself. My biodad (not my stepdad, who is the guy I refer to as Dad on here) was involved in some fairly extreme activism in California at the very tail end of the hippie movement. We aren't talking like Weather Underground extreme, but it was to the point where the FBI had a file on him and he was made aware of it. Being fair, this was a time when a LOT of people in Berkeley had FBI files, so for all I know it's a single sheet that's just "This dude was known to communists" or something. My mother has only half-joked that I can't run for president because my parents have a checkered past, which is tantalizing but probably overblowing things a bit.
Ceece and Tully came of age in California in the 80s, still an Interesting Time to be a lefty or a freethinker in the region, and both of them were (and are) involved in local and national political activism. I thought it would be funnier to give Ceece the FBI file because she seems generally more harmless -- quieter than Tully and physically smaller, and honestly a little more together mentally than he can be at times. The idea that she's the one the FBI targeted amused me.
Canonically, it's possible that Ceece only has a file because Tully's extremely rich and connected parents were trying to interfere in her relationship with Tully when they were young, and thought the FBI should look into this hippie who was trying to seduce their son. I have a suspicion that my mother's father, who worked for the US government or related defense contractors for decades, may have asked a pal to look into his daughter's new boyfriend, and that's where my father's file comes from.
In any case, for Ceece it's nothing violent or dangerous -- at most it's a rap sheet from arrests she's had at protest rallies, rumors about her growing, selling, or smoking weed, and a list of known associates the FBI is also keeping an eye on.
Although at this point there is definitely also a note in bright red reminding anyone reading the file that her son is a major internet influencer and her son-in-law is a foreign head of state, so she is Not To Be Bothered Without Damn Good Reason.
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racist tumblr users when a black man uses rap as part of a political performance critiquing america: uhhhhh actually i don't like this because i am [SPINS GIANT WHEEL OF EXCUSES (OTHER ENTRIES INCLUDE "NEURODIVERGENT AND A MINOR" "ALLERGIC" "HATE VIOLENCE SEX AND DRUGS (METAL IS FINE THOUGH)" "I LIKE KPOP/HAMILTON/JTMUSIC THOUGH")] a communist
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But for all its virtues, “Days of Rage” provides little historical context, or explanation for the forces that produced and shaped the left’s terrorist turn. Burrough quotes an F.B.I. agent to the effect that in 1972 there were over 1,900 domestic bombings in the United States, the implication being that they were all committed by left-wing groups. But for many decades before, right-wing groups were responsible for much, perhaps most of the nation’s political violence. The militant anti-Communist Minutemen organization was founded in 1960 by Robert DePugh, who published a pamphlet a year later entitled “Principles of Guerrilla Warfare”; indicted in 1968 for conspiracy to commit bank robbery, he went underground before being captured the following year. Anti-civil rights bombings by Klansmen were so common in Birmingham, Ala., in the early 1960s (including the one in 1963 that left four young girls dead in the 16th Street Baptist Church) that the city was derided as “Bombingham.” In the early 1970s the right-wing Jewish Defense League was planting bombs and engaging in other violent anti-Soviet and anti-Arab activities. As the black militant H. Rap Brown famously observed in 1967, violence was “as American as cherry pie.” Left wingers like Weatherman and the Black Liberation Army didn’t invent political violence in the late 1960s and ’70s.
- From a 2015 NYT review of “Days of Rage” by Bryan Burrough
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here are my redesigns for the hiveswap lowbloods! headcanons are under the cut, last pic shows their actual height differences
edit: Fozzer and Folykl were re-redesigned.
Midbloods
Highbloods
Diemen Xicali
nonbinary (he/they)
is in a matespritship with Mallek. after so long, they finally accepted the blueblood's offer to share an apartment
he still wont share his Special Meal
has pale feelings towards the hotdog juggler troll
has taken a liking to culinary channels on grubtube
quite surprisingly, hes pretty charming. a common trait for hope-bounds
Xefros Tritoh
is no longer in a moirallegiance with Dammek, stating that they needed a break. He plans on coming back to him though
he is still a rebel
has a sibling-like relationship with Chixie. While The Grubbels are "on hiatus", he makes a duet with her and their songs are a mix of pop with rock.
yup, still training to be a butler.
despite being a rage-bound, he rarely gets angry. when he does, however, his telekinesis become much more powerful and out of his control, even
Fozzer Velyes
hes a communist because fuck you scratch
can see and talk to ghosts, but refuses to acknowledge their existence for the sake of his beliefs.
marvus is the only highblood he feels comfortable around.
marsti's best friend since grubhood. she was the first friend he ever had, and for a long while, the only one. they care a lot about each other
has picked up on wood carving, aside from just digging bodies
knows charun and skylla since wrigglerhood, too, they met in grubschool. but foz didn't last long, his lusus eventually decided to just hiveschool him instead
he re encountered with skylla sweeps later and they got to catch up. they remain in close contact until this day
dont worry, Happy Absence Pit Park is rebels friendly
Marsti Houtek
still has those fuckass goggles, though she shows her eyes much more often now (her girlfriend convinced her to do that)
speaking of, Marsti doesnt mind when her matesprit does that, because at least she gets to wear something decent
she was always red-flirting with Folykl, while the other was pitch, but after they started meeting more often and getting to know each other better, even getting each other's sense of humor, Folykl's hate turned into pity. theyre the best matesprits. though they do flip quadrants at times.
when done scrubbing for the day, she either goes to her hive to watch bad lowblood sitcoms or goes to the bookhive and get some medicine books
even if she keeps telling herself that shell never become a doctor, she still likes to study and know more about how to treat diseases, mainly voidrot, which doesnt have much information about in the books she has access to
she has a whole notebook with only information about voidrot. she writes down everything she finds out. Folykl teases her about it
its funny because theyre both void-bound yk
she hides a blade in her scrubpole. she almost never uses it, but keeps it in case she needs to defend herself
self care is being into women
Dammek
still upset with the break up, yet he tries to maintain a serious persona
he's using this "break" to rethink about his actions and improve as a person.
not giving up on that rebellion, even after Trizza gets culled by the Condesce herself
he probably needs another hobby, too
Chixie Roixmr
teeth not so sharp for a bronzeblood, huh
now hides her sign when shes 'the masked singer'
was surprised to see how her pop music went pretty well with Xefros' punk/rock style. they rap sometimes, too
despite hating highbloods, she is actually moirails with famous rapper marvus xoloto. they try their best to hide that connection.
has kicked Zebruh's ass
Vikare Ratite
was initially upset that Marsti had set him up on a blind date, but after finding out his date was a psionic who, well, could FLY, he got pretty excited
likes to watch documentaries
its best if you dont ask how he feels towards the fate of his matesprit as a helmsman
Skylla Koriga
no lusii thief ever leaves her territory alive
the missing piece is no longer missing: the hat
did this cowgirl actually managed to pull up a clown woman? its more likely than you think
she worries about her kismessitude with Konyyl, as the oliveblood tends to flip quadrants with her goldblood boyfriend
country life is tougher than you think
Cirava Hermod
transfem nonbinary (they/them)
theyre still on live, go check their streams
very obviously red-flirting with Charun
do not fuck with them, or else theyre gonna cancel you on chittr
yet its still hard to be a popular lowblood on the web...
still recovering from THE INCIDENT.
wanna get high?
Kuprum Maxlol
was super jealous of Marsti and her matespritship with his moirail, until Folykl got enough and set him on a blind date
he gets annoyed by Vikare's constant rambling about flight (he loves him anyways), but he can't say much since he also has a obsession he won't stop rambling about (meeting Trizza)
though, ever since he became Vikare's matesprit, he stopped talking about the fuchsia a considerate amount, to Folykl's relief.
likes seeing how happy Vikare gets when he uses his psionics to make him fly
if ur a highblood, you better stay careful around him with you eletronics, or else he's going to hack you and anonimously leak all of your information
refuses to admit that he's balding
tfw you have completely pale makeouts with your moirail
Folykl Darane
enjoys stealing her matesprit's things
what? shes clean now?
the first bath went horrendously and all because of her stubborness. but after the first few she actually felt kind of.. better? not that shell ever admit it out loud, of course, but bathing is longer the pain it was initially
you can still catch her stinking sometimes, tho
literally never even touched a toothbrush in her entire life
this society full of normies isn't ready for her yet
what were initially medical check ups with a rustie became dates
secretly, shes glad she got to know Marsti better and that black feelings became red
she lets her girlfriend braid her hair sometimes
found an old apartament and began living there with Kuprum and her lusus. dont worry, no drones scan the area like, ever
Azdaja Knelax
yeah, this guy is def troll Vegeta
myopic
stop using your psionics to make your hair and coat fly even when theres no wind
he likes bad bitches
guarantees Skylla that theres nothing even resambling spades between him and Konyyl. trust him
he never had a fourth horn to begin with
the power level of his psionics... it's. it's over *breaks device*
Zebede Tongva
this guy is a light-bound?
enjoys troll kpop, probably
goldies with no psionic eyes are more common than you think
he should write a book. with his own characters, of course
would you be kind enough to travel so far to meet him?
oh so he can commune with bees. isnt communing a bronze thing?
#mareys dump#hiveswap#hiveswap friendsim#friendsim#diemen xicali#xefros tritoh#fozzer velyes#marsti houtek#dammek#tetrarch dammek#chixie roixmr#vikare ratite#skylla koriga#cirava hermod#kuprum maxlol#folykl darane#azdaja knelax#zebede tongva#hiveswap fanart#homestuck redesign#mid bloods will be next
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Highlights From the SOLDIER Group Chat
All SOLDIER operatives are required to be apart of the official group chat, a space where they can comfortably communicate and relay messages en mass.
• Genesis sending PDFs of the Communist Manifesto at random.
• Director Lizard™ memes every Wednesday provided by Zack.
• Sephiroth using "DTF" to indicate that he's free to spar. Genesis had told him it means "Down To Fight."
• Zack sending a picture to the group chat holding the severed head of the president ShinRa statue, along with the caption "I fucked up."
• Someone changing the group chat name to DilfGeal™ and friends.
• Genesis sending "Sephiroth you forgot your briefs at my apartment" and turning his phone off.
• Zack and Kunsel's rap battle through voice notes.
• Sephiroth using "IWTFY" to indicate that he's free to spar. Genesis told him it means "I Want To Fight You."
• Roche changing the group chat name to Sephiroth's wig.
• The mystery penis™ — someone accidentally sent a nude to the group chat at 3 AM and quickly deleted it, but the picture automatically saved to everyone's device and it incited a month long discourse and speculation about the mystery penis. No, it wasn't Genesis.
• The day they discovered there was a turk informant lurking in the group chat (it was Reno) after said lurker insulted Zack, it escalated and Angeal went out looking for Reno to "chat."
• Genesis sending "THE 👁️ GODDESS 👁️ IS 👁️ WATCHING 👁️" after every misdeed.
• The day professor Hojo joined the chat so everyone changed their name and profile pictures to Sephiroth.
• Lazard: screen name "Milf-Muncher-5000" kindly revert to your government name and profile picture. I know this is you, Commander Rhapsodos.
• Sephiroth once misspelled the word "laughed" as "laft" and now instead of "lol" or "lmao" everyone just "LAF"
• Everyone spamming the hashtag #GetHewley'd after someone is scolded by Angeal.
• Kunsel posting a list of estimated hex codes and measurements of everyone's junk and chaos ensuing right afterwards. Genesis in particular is outraged at why his is so underestimated. He proceeds to send everyone his correct measurements.
• Zack using too many emojis, oftentimes only using emojis.
• If you swear, Angeal kicks you out, so everyone starts using Zack's name as a substitute for for curse words. "ZACK YOU!" is a particularly popular one.
• Sephiroth randomly sending unflattering pictures of Genesis. Then he sends a voice note of his office door being beaten down by Genesis.
• Sending random pictures and depictions of lizards and captioning them "FOUND THE DIRECTOR"
#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy 7#ff7r#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#final fantasy#sephiroth#angeal hewley#genesis rhapsodos#zack fair#cloud strife#headcanons
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