#common human

[hellsitegenetics]

I went to the dollar general with five dollars and got some off brand pop tarts, ate one and decided it tasted weird. So I set the other aside, came back to it a couple of hours later and realized it had black mold on it, like a lot of it. So in case I end up with a not so bright fate, I would like to know what creature I get!

String identified: t t t a ga t a a gt a tat, at a c t tat . t t t a, ca ac t t a c at a a t a ac t, a t t. ca t a t gt at, t at cat gt!

Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-113 Common name: Common Human

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[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a ga t tat t a aga t ’t a t t t ta

Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-42 Common name: Common Human

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wheres seasons greasons

[technically-human]

First meeting

[leafyeyes417]

Summoning fix it

Danny accepted being Ghost King when he was 20. Why 20? Because at that point his human half was looking more fae than human. At least he got that growth spurt and reached 6 foot 5. But the pointed ears, catlike eyes that glowed, fangs, and glowing freckles along with his height made him stand out.

Sam and Tucker, the two most liminal humans up till that point, were only better in that their eyes only glowed when emotional and that they didn’t have freckles. The trio had decided that they were more infinite realm denizens than living and they moved in to Danny’s new castle.

Accepting the throne was chaos. Especially with the observants constantly trying to butt in after he cut their power. They tried many things to keep him busy, including trying to bury him in centuries of old paperwork. Unfortunately for them Danny was not going to put up with that.

He sent out a message looking for any ghosts whose obsession was being a secretary. And there were more than he expected. After screening he chose a few and let the rejected ones know that he would set something up to help them later, but first he needed to straighten things out.

During all this Danny ended up summoned. He was annoyed that any regular old joe could just summon him. He was the Ghost King! He had more important things to do (even if it was just playing video games) than answer every summon request at other people’s whims. There were a multitude of dimensions out there, who knew how often he could be summoned?!

The trio quickly got to work and created a summon circle that first, allowed him to send someone in his stead, and second, prevented forced summoning if he declined answering.

Calling on more ghosts, he found one that grants wishes, and unlike Desiree, has no horrible consequences as long as a price of equal payment is made. He then wished all summoning circles to summon the ghost king from the point in time of his ascension be switched with his new one.

After that, he assigned one of the secretaries to be the one to answer the summons. He made a list of things to outright decline, and if they were unsure they were to call him and ask.

That’s how the Justice League ended up finding out that there was a new Ghost King. Constantine was particularly annoyed when he realized the switch with the summoning instructions. Luckily they weren’t on such a time crunch that they didn’t have the time to get the new materials needed.

Upon completion of the summoning, a female humanoid in a professional suit floated, and spoke “I am Penny, secretary of Ghost King Phantom. What is the subject of your summons?”

[mahoganygold213]

[noknowshame]

always a fun time when real life people are doomed by their own narratives. like guys you know it doesn’t have to be like this right? this isn’t a stageplay the foreshadowing isn’t real until you make it real

[gorgynei]

λυκάνθρωπος / Μινώταυρος

[idratherbeaduck]

Reading homophobic posts and comments is always so wild to me. Like I constantly forget common sense isn't always that common.

[marzipanandminutiae]

we are all going to the Museum of Fine Arts Boston together and I am showing you Ladies Drinking Tea Bitchily by Mary Cassatt

(okay it's called The Tea but you can FEEL the bitchiness. can you feel it. the waves of Petty Bitch. take my hand. together we too can drink tea in the bitchiest of manners)

(and then we are going to Taste Cafe in the contemporary wing for chocolate mousse. they have really good chocolate mousse. ideally it is raining outside)

[canisalbus]

For your gay little dogs

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[null-entity]

FINALLY @beyondthefence sent over previews from the collab shoot with

@jademacalla @adorkastock @Blumineck1 @pirate-lotusstock and @fugitiverabbit

BRING ON THE REST as these look GREAT!

[koifoxes]

mv doodles

[gatoburr0]

omg it¿s him but human no way I love him

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

[abeautifulblog]

I think what amuses me about Tarik of the Murderbot diaries is that in any other series he'd be the main character - competent, ass-kicking, with his violent-tragic-traumatic backstory, the fish-out-of-water alienation of now being a refugee in a foreign culture, and messy relationship drama.

...But in the Murderbot books it's just like "whatever, we've all been brutalized by capitalism, ur not special" 🤷 lol.

Tarik's not a main character. He's barely a minor character. He exists, he is having sex with one of Murderbot's friends, and Murderbot only knows this against its will. 🤣

[odetoscavengers]

maybe pathologic would be a good game if it was about fishing and drinking a nice cold beer twyrine